the puppy wizard

HOWEDY L Alpert,

Right. Cause paying any attention to a HOWEsbreaking
mistake will reinforce the behavior or make the dog afraid
to relieve hisself in front of you.


Yeah. THAT'S HOWE COME dogs develop
temperament and behavior problems.


And THAT'S like locking the barn door after
the horse has run HOWET on you.


HOWEsbreaking is INSTINCTIVE.


Scolding and punishment are not.

HOWEsbreaking is taught in your FREE copy of
The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual.

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change, Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Would
Not Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs, As Taught In Your FREE
Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual," The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

"His Amazing Progress Almost Makes Me Cry.
Your Method Takes Positive Training To The
Next Level And Should Really Be Used By All
Trainers Who Call Themselves Trainers. Thank
You For Helping Me Save His Life," Kay Pierce,
Professional Trainer, 30 Years Experience.


"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.

Here's an 8 month old pup:

From: AIMEE (countrygirl0334@yahoo.com)
Subject: House training and such...
Date: 2003-10-08 16:18:56 PST

I've been having a problem with my dog, Axel,
relieving himself in the house while I'm away
from home.

I've used TPW method's, and yesterday I was out
for 12 hours, and Axel didn't have one single "accident".

Today, I had hoped that the results would be just as
good - and they were (I was out for 11 hours).

The problem began when, as a puppy, Axel would
relieve himself in the house and I would point at the
mess and tell him "NO" or "Bad Dog".

That made him afraid to relieve himself in the house
or infront of me.

After I got TPW's training manual, I corrected my
mishandling of these instances.

When I came home to an "accident", I would simply
drop a can near the area and ask Axel "What's that?"
Then I would clean it up - with out showing him I was
the least bit upset about the mess, and when he looked
at the spot I would tell him "Good boy, you're a good dog".

This has been an ongoing problem, and thanks to the
Puppy Wizard, we've finally got it taken care of...

Also, Axel LOVES the cat's litter box...He enjoys the
"snacks" he can find in there...I followed TPW's methods
by alternating sounds and praising him while or before
he sticks his nose in it, and today, he's been going into
the room with the cat box and barking. That's because
he's thinking about getting into the box, but he knows he
shouldn't.

Thank you, Jerry, for all you help. You've been a
blessing to all of us.

AIMEE

===================

From: AIMEE (countrygirl0334@yahoo.com):

I own a black an tan coonhound. We got him
as a puppy, and due to constant mishandling
(pulling on his lead, negative corrections, and
the occasional use of a bark collar) I ended
up with a very anxious dog.

I couldn't leave him home alone, I couldn't
crate him, I couldn't even take my dog for
walks because he feared EVERYTHING.

I was going to have to get rid of him if things
didn't turn around.

My husband and I searched the internet for
answers - AND WE FOUND THE PUPPY WIZARD.

For all of you disbeliveers out there HIS METHODS WORK!

I've followed his manual, and we now have a
dog that can be left home alone, that heels
on command, that can go outside and NOT
be afraid of everything he sees.

Not only have his methods helped our dog, but
our marriage has gotten better. We had fallen
into a rut - constant bickering and tension, we
never laughed or had FUN together - but now,
with the same mindset used in THE PUPPY
WIZARDS dog training, our communications
channels have opened, and we now work
together instead of against one another.

For all the "Literalists" out there, NO WE DID
NOT TEACH EACH OTHER TO SIT, STAY,
OR HEEL.

We simply eliminated the nagging and the acting out to get
NEGATIVE attention from one another since we weren't getting
the POSITIVE attention we wanted.

So, it's been proven - THE PUPPY WIZARDS
METHODS WORK.

It's up to you to accept them. Yes, there's alot of blame that we
have to accept, but once we realize that we've caused these
problems to arise, we can strive to make things better.

AIMEE

=================


From: Jerome Bigge (jbigge@novagate.net)
Subject: "Wit's End Dog Training Manual"
Date: 2001-11-08 20:04:13 PST

(copy of email to Jerry Howe)

Dear Jerry:

Thanks for the FREE "Wit's End Dog Training Manual". I
learned what I was doing WRONG and things are going
much better now with Patty Pugs, my 11 week old Boston
Terrier. I stopped "hurting her" and started "loving her"!
Made a major change in her in only 24 hours as to how
she now behaves. She is coming along nicely thanks to
your manual, which is certainly worth MORE than the $0.00
that you charge for it!

Don't let the "thugs" get you down. You are right. Hurting
dogs is counterproductive to any hope of training them...
"Been there, done that, learned that it DIDN"T WORK"!

Jerome Bigge
NRA Life Member
Supporter of National Health Insurance
CompTIA A Certified Computer Technician
Author of the "Warlady" & "Wartime" series.
Download at "http://members.tripod.com/~jbigge"
"Hoku Beltz" <hoku@rsphawaii.com> wrote in message news:SN2k9.45447$V7.10868114@twister.socal.rr.com. ..

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----- Original Message -----
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!
Hoku =================
"Nevyn" <greatdane@badmama.com.au> wrote in message
news:1061695905.896739@grimiore.conceptual.net.au. ..

HOWEDY Group,

Here some SUCCESS STORIES ive had using JERRY'S MANUAL

1) My dogz, two bitches - Vicious, barking, aggressive, pulled
on leash, wanted to kill any dogs they saw, fought between
each other. TWO WEEKS using Jerry's manual, they were calm,
friends, my companions.

2) ADDED A BEAGLE PUPPY (male) to my "PACK", the
girls had -NO PROBLEMS- with him from the moment I
dropped him by their noses.

3) My FRIENDS dogs 2 MALES barking and jumping
at the fence all night 3 DAYS TRAINING WITH JERRY'S
MANUAL they were CALMED AND HAVEN'T BARKED ONCE!

Added a NEW MALE DOG (2 yrs old) AND
WELCOMED HIM WITH NO WUCKAS !

4) POODLE that ATE food from the KITCHEN BENCH -
lock him in a box? NO! USE JERRYS MANUAL! 4 DAYS
AND HES NEVER DONE IT SINCE!

5) ABUSED DOGS AT THE SHELTER I WORK AT -
HAD TO BE FED WITH A BUCKET ON A STICK -
ONE WEEK ON JERRYS MANUAL, THE SUPERVISOR
TOLD ME TO PUT THEM IN THE PUBLIC KENNELS
FOR SALE !

Quite amazing to - I thought they were just dull coloured
dogs, but after I had removed the fear and anxiety their
hairs coloured up amazingly.

6) STAFFY FEMALE who would NOT DROP HER
BALL! She carried it around all day and night - 3
DAYS on jerrys MANUAL and she now DROPS
it when u ASK her to!

BWHWHAHAHAHAAHA !!!!

Nevyn


----- Original Message -----
From: Eric
To: ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net
Sent: Friday, November 29, 2002 7:54 AM
Subject: just checking in..

Jerry!

You helped me with my pal Dundee about a year ago
regarding submissive peeing. Just wanted to let you
know he's doing great- he was "cured" in about 2 days
using your techniques!

He has since become the "smartest dog in the world"!
Once I stopped thinking like a human and got inside his
head, I can teach him ANYTHING, usually in a matter
of minutes. Makes me look like an expert dog-trainer.

I rescued two strays last week, cleaned 'em up, wormed
'em, and am getting them their shots. Time to get inside
their heads and teach them to teach themselves how to
be good dogs!

Instead of feeling like "training" is a chore, I look forward
to working with these guys a couple times a day...

Although I don't follow your instructions "to a T", I learned
from you to "think like a dog" and stimulate their brain rather
than beating ass or pinching, or any of that nonsense.

I know damn well I would NOT be loyal to someone who
beat MY ass lol!

Well, just wanted to thank you for rattling the bushes
out there and teaching folks the RIGHT way to "train" dogs.

A horseman friend of mine uses very similar techniques in
training his horses- he calls it "natural horsemanship". He
is hated by nearly all the local "trainers" yet somehow he
repeatedly wins at every show he attends. He rarely shows
any more, but goes now and then to rub their noses in it
(pun intended)... Too cool....

Have a great holiday season and keep up the good work!

Eric , Dundee, Sammy, and Maynard

==========================

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY krisHURT,


Unlike the other poster who is NOT a dog
abuser liar or mental case, like yourself.


Right. You'd lock IT in a box and take IT HOWET
for a walk every HOWER.

Yeah. Besides, HOWEsbreaking is INSTINCTIVE
at five weeks, maybe less.


Right. Cause you're a dog abuser a liar and a mental case.


That's INSANE. Dogs INSTINCTIVELY want to be clean.


CAUSE YOU GOT NO METHOD.

You mean, by locking IT in a crate an tryin
to get HOWET callin THAT, trainin.


Locking the dog in a box to AVOID behaviors of the
cunning domestic puppy dog you ain't got the INTELLECT
to HOWEtwit does not TRAIN them not to do the behaviors
you don't have the INTELLECT to train them not to do...


Takes MINUTES to train a dog not to eat garbage
or steal from the C-HOWENTER or to break indiscriminate chewing.


That's INSANE. You CANNOT train a dog by
by AVOIDING behaviors you do not have the intellect to HOWEtwit.


You're a dog abuser a liar and a mental case.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY L Alpert,


No. Ignoring it will do nuthing.


Right. Dogs INSTINCTIVELY HOWEsbreak on
their own at five weeks old.


Will make the dog think you're a psychopath.

Right. That's not what we want to do to make
the dog think his HOWES is SAFE.


Right, caus krisHURT is a dog abuser and MENTAL CASE.

That's HOWE COME the dog focuses on that
behavior to command 100% of your undivided attention.

Dogs is DUMB ANIMALS. Dogs cannot understand
right from wrong. Therefore, punishing them is an
act of criminal mental insanity.

Right. It teaches them you're a raging psychopath.


Will reinforce the behavior as a negative attention getting device.


No, dogs HOWEsbreak INSTINCTIVELY.


Your SUCCESS is an ILLUSION. Behaviors
which are repressed only change to other,
often worse, seemingly non related behavior
problems as alternate or tranisfer behaviors.

No. You cannot touch the dog while he's thinkin
of a behavior you're working with.


Almost. The Amazing Puppy Wizard teaches
HIS FREE 100% NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Students all over the Whole
Wild World to use distraction and praise
techniques to address all behavior problems,
even long after the fact.

It's not a matter of being understood. It's a matter
of NEARLY INSTANTLY EXXXTINGUISHING ALL
behavior problems Vs HURTIN and INTIMIDATING
the dog and reinfocing the undesirable behaivors
by giving them your attention.

What they learn is FEAR.

ANY negative interaction is traumatic and
causes life threatening heath DIS-EASE
and temperament and behavior problems.


You don't know the meaning of abuse cause
you're a victim of it yourself.


You mean fearsome and threatening.

That you're a psychopath, likely to GO MENTAL
for any reason. Dogs don't do well living under duress.


No. That's HOWE COME kids murder their abusive parents
and learn HOWE to raise another generation of abusers.

krisHURT likes to jerk and choke dogs on pronged
spiked pinch choke collars and spray aversives in
their faces and shock and lock them in boxes.

That's NORMAL for HOWER mental cases.


They FAIL 15% of the time resulting in 5-10% DEAD DOGS.


No. That's a lie. Non physcial methods trains dogs
NEARLY INSTANTLY and NEVER FAILS.


No, it's all the same same same same.


Perhaps you just haven't had enough animals.
The statistics are against your continued LUCK.


Right, sez an abuser.

Right. That'll work.

No. You jerk and choke them on pronged spiked pinch
choke collars. You ain't readin HOWER forums cause
you're entertrainin yourself, you're readin cause you
got behavior problems of your own.

Yeah. You're readin HOWER forums for PLEASURE.

Wednesday, April 21, 2004 7:48 PM
Re: How to train? HOWEDY Matt,
"Matt" <skibum9.blablabla@bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:c65tp7$8a8ub$1@ID-193149.news.uni-berlin.de...

HOWER dog lovers prefer to contain their dogs
behind regular and shock fence lock their dogs
in boxes to keep them safe.

Dogs is animals. They was BORN to LIVE HOWEtside.


Cause your dogs will DIE tryin to ESCAPE.


Any NORMAL dog wouldn't let hisself GET stolen.


They're particularly pupular in laboratories.


Takes MOMENTS to break a dog of diggin.


Any NORMAL dog won't WANT to leave his pupperty.


Dogs bark cause they're SCARED. Barking is a
SYMPTOM of anxiHOWESNESS. To allHOWE
a dog to bark excessively is CRUEL.


That's a load of crap. Dogs make noise cause they're UPSET.


You can break habitual barking NEARLY
INSTANTLY if you know HOWE.


If the dog AIN'T ABUSED he won't bark.

You mean STEAL IT like booby maida and babbette haggerty recommended.


You can poison proof a dog in a few minutes.


Takes abHOWET WON HOWER.


So you come here, slummin?

HOWER dog lovers are INCURABLE LONG TERM MENTAL PATIENTS.


They probably don't jerk and choke their dogs
on pronged spiked pinch choke collars and
shock them to make them feel safe and sHOWEND.


BWEEEEHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

Dog trainin AIN'T LUCK.


You mean cause you don't EXXXPECT you can
train a dog to naturally want to do every thing you ask.


Crating Can Cause Hyperactivity, Obsessive Barking,
Compulsive Chewing, Whining, Digging, Pacing, Self
Mutilation, Fear Of Thunder, Shyness, Aggression,
Intestinal And Digestive Disorders, And Idiopathic
Epilepsy - A Stress Induced Seizure.

HOWEDY People,

We hear well meaning folk talk about being positive in
training and being appropriate and fair in handling our
dogs. Certainly we all believe we are fair and correct or
we wouldn't do what we do. WITH EXXXCEPTION of
anyWON who's ever called The Puppy Wizard a LIAR
or a FRAUD... they're DEAD MEAT.

When faced with a desperate situation, say a seriously
destructive separation anxiety case where we've got the
dog destroying the HOWES, LIKE Anthony Testa's dog
Angel chewing right through its crate, most right minded
folks would do anything to fix the problem.

Anything that is, except let the dog out of the crate despite
his anxiety is caused by the crate. Crating can cause
hyperactivity, obsessive barking, compulsive chewing,
whining, digging, pacing, self mutilation, fear of thunder,
shyness, aggression, intestinal and digestive disorders,
and idiopathic epilepsy, a stress induced seizure.

In fact, koehler makes lots of substantiating scenarios to
justify cures for behaviors that everyone would agree require
"last resort efforts" to save the dog from the needle. HOWE
about that little destructive dog Marilyn knew who was doomed
to be returned to the shelter because she was chewing
everything in their HOWES. That would have been her last trip
because this was the FOURTH HOWES she'd destroyed.

According to Marilyn, a thirty sumpthin year veteran
trainer currently working about one hundred dogs per
month reported my Surrogate Toy Separation Anxiety /
Bedtime Calming / Submissive Urination Technique
cured that destructive chewing separation anxiety
problem the first time they tried it, PERMANENTLY.
As it has for a DOZEN OTHER POSTERS HERE.

Coincidentally marshall dermer, associate professor of
ANAL-ytical behaviorism at the university of Wisconsin and
cindy SADIST mooreon, illustrious author of our faqs page at
k9 web, were having a good belly laugh over the silly
technique, till Marilyn tested it out for herself. She said
"the family was in tears of joy the following week knowing
they didn't have to fear giving their dog back to the shelter
to be killed..."

That's when professor dermer added Marilyn and all her
expertise into his killfile PEOPLE, and told our readers not
to follow her advice. That was when Sampson was going
through his dilemma, just before he got

DEAD

by following the wrong advice for steve's puppy's
growling at the children. OTHER BEHAVIORISTS
in the UK COULD NOT HELP Sampson, either.

SAME SAME for Boxer Rescue Saviour tara o. aka
tee's DEAD DOG Summer.

The corrections, mild and just as could be, caused
Sampson's FEAR AGGRESSION of small children.
A golden retriever afraid of kids because he got
punished for growling around them.

Sickenin, ain't it.

That's the same kind of advice lynn kosmakos gives
to make dogs friendly to kats, using pronged spiked
pinch choke collars citronella collars, shock collars
and crates, to make the dog and kat PALS.

OR KILL THEM TO BE FAIRER.

I've known HUNDREDS of dogs like that. Danes
who've swallowed entire living rooms or car interiors.
Serious property damages to the extent divorces
occurred over their dog's bad behavior and the
conflict caused by all that, the same conflict
coincidentally, that ed w of petloss dot CON thrives
off of begging money to assuage people's consciences
for not having been good enough to cure a serious
problem dog.

Subsequently, one pediatrician Dr. Z wrote in with a similar
suggestion he uses for his children... to put them to bed
without incident. A short while later another dog owner wrote
me saying he too used the same Surrogate Toy Separation
Anxiety Techniques as taught in his FREE copy of my FREE Wits' End
Dog Training Method manual.

DID THEY PLAGIARIZE THEIR OWN IDEAS?

Naaaah, The Puppy Wizard RIPPED THEM OFF for
THEIR IDEAS. DIDN'T HE, Master Of Deception blankman.

We all agree there's a time to do the kindest thing,
that's the last resort.

That time has COME.

You can't continue HURTING dogs and BLAMIN THE
DOG for YOUR MISINFORMATION, DISINFORMATION
and OUTRIGHT LIES to DEFEND HURTIN DOGS TO
TRAIN THEM.

Well, for nearly forty years I've been the last resort for
hundreds of dogs too big or too mean or too shy for several
expert trainers before me to handle and train successfully.
Try getting eyeball to eyeball with a dog weighing fifty or
seventy five pounds moore than you who's temperamental
about everything.

Big deal. Doesn't bother me at all because I'm not
going to PI$$ him off. I'm just going to train him to
want to do everything I ask, because he wants to,
if YOU KNOW HOWE to ASK.

That way, we both live happily ever after.

Life's good. Enjoy it. Make your dog HAPPY and he'll
want to make you happy. Think ALLELOMIMETIC BEHAVIOR.

Don't know the term? Ask professor "scruff shake
and scream NO into ITS face for 5 seconds" dermer.
He'll define it. And then ask him why would he use
the scruff shake or any condemnation or attrition if
he wants to get the best from our readers' puppy's
for whom he recommended this approach.

professor dermer recommended not confronting jerking or
punishing dog/dog aggression. NOT physcially correcting the
dog because it may make the dog hate the other dog if he
associates pain or fear in the presence of the other dog.
Simple stuff, really.

Then ask our good professor what would he recommend steve
walker do for his dead dog Sampson were the dog growling at
the children. Would he scruff shake the twelve week old puppy
for growling at a child?

OF COURSE, cause THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS
and NEEDS HURTIN!!!

Ask our good professor what exactly he would recommend
as a last resort when a big dog like a 225 pound English
Mastiff feels like taking visitors heads off for them as they
enter the HOWES. Is he going to use the scruff shake?

Or is he going to rely on allelomimetic behavior and
teach the dog to greet people in a friendly manner?

Where does the shock and pronged pinch spiked choke collar
come in here? Hmm. Since we've all come to agreement that non
force non confrontational methods should be used right up
until this last resort, what do we do first to extinguish the
aggression?

Ask the good professor if he'd recommend we try to shock the
dog into friendliness? I know our good professor approves of
shock therapy for behavior problems in human patients, with
their guardians consent of course. And we KNOW you ENJOY
SHOCKING CHOKING and BEATING your own dogs.

Might work. I'll tell you what. Ask professor dermer if he'd
mind instructing you while holding the Sunshine on lead with
your own selection of tools...

YOU'LL LEARN HOWE COME it's called WITS' END.

You will not change because to do so will conflict
with something far moore important to you than your
dogs or children. It'll require you to confront your
HUMAN NATURE, and RISE ABOVE IT.

The only other solution is to kill Jerry, cause Jerry is
out to kill the malicious hackers who've brought us
their brand of misery punishment and death.

There's one difference between Jerry HOWEver, and
the rest of the industry. Jerry's methods are 100%
effective and his MACHINE PROVES HIS METHOD.

Coincidentally, his machine must die too...cause
IT PROVES Jerry is RIGHT.

Because my MACHINE requires NO DOG LOVER'S
subjective opinions running in the background when
DOG HATERS tell us my machine cured their neighbor's
dogs WITHOUT DOIN NUTHIN, proves the methods I
teach FOR FREE are correct, or the machine would fail
it's test by DOG HATERS who have NO contact with their neighbor's
out of control mishandled dogs...

SO, if Jerry's right, he can't prove it here, cause our dog
lovers would necessarily need to give up everything they've
believed and that ain't gonna happen, cause their motives are
pure evil.

That's their HUMAN NATURE, the cause of all behavior problems, and
the reason we are here from the git go...
but that's for another discussion, the one the Pharoah had
with Moses, the one the Greeks had with Christ, the same
one Hitler had with the FREE WORLD.

Their only recourse is to call Jerry a liar. Fortunately, my
machine proves to the world that Jerry IS right, and our
institutions are DEAD WRONG.

Their only recourse is to PROVE Jerry is a liar, when the
entire world looks at his machine and marvels... as my
students do when they look at their Wits' End Trained
Dogs and well adjusted children and their interpersonal
relationships.

Yeah, I haven't been talking dogs for four years here, I've
been writing my thesis. Enjoy the fruits of my work...or eat
shit and DIE, cause now I'm the one with the bigger hammer...

My Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did And
A Cockatoo Or Two Did Too) machine works as I say, as
my methods and students tell us, whom you call liars and
paid shills for Jerry, and FORGERIES.

Our "dog trainers" and BEHAVIORISTS WILL do as Jerry
tells them to, or they'll get the heel outta this business in
disgrace, as Jerry's PUBIC will tell them to do, on account
of Jerry ain't playin games, we're talkin life or death
matters here..

Bottom line... you tell me what I already know. That's
HOWE COME our professor dermer was one of the first
after janet boss, to killfile Jerry. Now get the heel outta
here and study my manual and come back with some
OBJECTIONS to what I teach...not HOWE I administer
the medecine...cause it wasn't MEANT to go down EZ,
it was INTENDED to KILL or CURE.

ENJOY YOUR PREFERENCES, IT'S A FREE WORLD,

THAT'S The SYNDROME.

The cure? Look up the alpha roll on our faqs pages at k9web
and ask THEM what to do after their alphalpha roll turns the
dog aggressive on you... you HANG the dog according to
koehler, cause failing to do so PROPERLY means you got to KILL IT
to be fair.

Bottom line: quid pro quo. j;~)

Your obstinance HURTS and KILLS innocent
animals and children.

"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.

What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual.

"It is by muteness that a dog becomes so utterly beyond
value."

Like a confessor Priest? Don't bet your dog won't tell on
you...

"With him, words play no torturing tricks.........., "John
Galsworthy.

Their behaviors reflect our words, actions and training
quirks. Jerry HOWE. j;~)

I'm only here BECAUSE of The SYNDROME. I only
reflex like any other organism to forces of our environment.
The only difference is I reflex and interrupt that reflexive
behavior as we'd do to a dog, and change that fearful thought
into correct action based on what FEEELS good, not what's
gonna get me good grades in school parroting other's words
to avoid responsibility for errant thoughts and misdeeds.

Our dog lovers hide from their responsibility as a dog hides
in his crate in a storm...hoping it will blow away without
consequence.

I epitomize that problem dog cornered outside the crate with
no place to go but for his abuser's throat. Now let's have our
dog lovers FIX The Puppy Wizard.

They CAN'T, unless THEY apply MY techniques as my student's
do to their dogs nearly INSTANTLY, once they learn HOWE to
command their dogs to RELAX and WANT TO DO everything
they're asked because THAT is the Nature of the Beast.

But they can't, because THAT is The SYNDROME. They'll die
trying, in the perfect literal sense of shittin their beds
before our very eyes, as I EXPOSE them and their miserable
careers, defective egos, inferiority complexes and weak minds,
and NOW discredit their miserable, worthless putrid
reputations.

HOWE'S my punctuation, professor SCRUFF SHAKE and
scream NO into its face for 5 seconds?

THE SYNDROME is the perfect synergy of love, pride, desire,
self will, greed, ego, fear, hate, arrogance, disbelief,
jealousy, embarrassment, shame, guilt, anger, aversion,
attraction, revulsion, change, permanence, enlightenment,
insult, attrition, and conditioning.

I.e., YOU been JERRYIZED.

"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right action
as separate, not the wise. If any man knows one, he
enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is reached by
wisdom is attained through right action as well. He who
perceives that the two are one knows the truth."

"Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.

What is the use of compulsion then? The love and
hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise
from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct
the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
permission from His FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.

Force training JERRYIZES dogs, and GETS THEM DEAD.

Every correction is like our dog lovers seeing a new post
from Jerry and every minute of crate anxiety is like reading
another "thanks Jerry, your method/machine saved my dog's
life" post from The Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog
Training Method students...

Now you know HOWE COME professor scruff shake's little
dog masturbates compulsively on his couch if he doesn't
get his five miles of road work every day.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. Those
who KNOW and talk to those who do not know, appear pretty
much like Jerry Howe talking dogs to rpdb or ethics with a
theologian or behavior with a professor of ANAL-ytic
behaviorISM, who sing the same tune to The Puppy Wizard's
SYNDROME.

We're not talkin dog training noMOORE, we're talking HUMAN
NATURE, the SCENT OF FEAR. That's HOWE COME you're
one of the sheep, a leader HOWEver, yet a sheep.

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping

When Mamiya went to the priest for personal guidance, he was
asked to explain the sound of one hand clapping. Mamiya
concentrated on what the sound might be.

"You are not working hard enough. You are too attached to
food, wealth, and to that sound. It would be better if you
died. That would solve the problem."

The next time Mamiya appeared before his teacher, he again was
asked what he had to show regarding the sound of one hand.

Mamiya immediately fell over as though dead.

"You are dead, all right, but how about that sound?"

Looking up, Mamiya replied: "I haven't solved that yet."

"Dead men don't speak, get out!," Shakumuni Buddha,
adapted with permission from His FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
manual. <}TPW ; ~ } >

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Elaine McClung, President of Pet Rescue, Animal
Commissioner Brevard Co FL, writes:

Hi Jerry,

I received email from Mark Shaw on 10/6 which I just read
today. Sorry I didn't have time to get to it sooner. We
have had a lot going on in our area concerning animals.
We formed a new Task Force to address spay/neuter, pet
overpopulation and animal abuse. I needed to do a lot of
research before the first meeting and time was just not
available for anything else.

Anyway the letter went on to say that we are in
collusion, I tried to defraud him, and have sent none of
the materials that he has asked for although he has yet
to furnish the P. O. Box number that he wanted them sent
to in the first place. He goes on to state that I am no
longer eligible for the "fictions reward." All of this is
in answer to postings that prove I was "sharing" his
email with you which in his opinion was a breach of good
manners. His email only had terms and conditions of the
reward which I would consider "public information."

Be that as it may, I would like to state that you had my
permission to post any email I have sent you regarding
DDR including this email.

I'm very sorry that you have to put up with this type of
situation from someone that obviously never intended to
make good on his reward offer in the first place.

I had a call from a friend of mine with a very aggressive
cat. I have loaned her my DDR for a few weeks to see if
it will calm JR down. I will let you know the results.
She goes to the same holistic vet that I go to and he is
also interested.

In case Mark does post to the list again I would like to
say that I do very much believe that DDR will help JR as
I know it has helped my dogs and cats. I have entirely
too much to do, to worry about his opinions or reward.

The only reason I was willing to apply for the reward was
on your behalf as I do think your product is a valuable
tool in helping with aggression and other behavior
problems.

I am in Feral Cat Network (we spay and neuter
approximately 100 feral cats a month), I am also a member
of a local AKC dog obedience club, member of a local AKC
agility club, president of Pet Rescue, board member of
the Alliance for Care and Welfare of Animals (on the
board are: county commissioner, vet. rep., rep. from
AKC dog club, CFA cat club, assistant County manager,
head of animal control, director of two different
shelters, etc.) and Space Coast Feline Network
http://www.spacecoastfelinenetwork.com

I listed these not to be on an ego trip but to let Mark
know that I am involved with animals and have very little
time to play games with him also I would not recommend
your product if I did not believe in it.

Please feel free to post this email as it has no
copyright on it as did Mark Shaw's last email to me.

Take care Jerry and don't let the Mark's of the world get
you down.

Elaine

Thank you, Elaine. I have been trying to educate the
mark's of this world, with some occasional successes. I
guess that's variable reinforcement?

Yours, Jerry. ===================
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Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs
since I freely admit to having read and, I hope,
understood enough of the manual and it's counterparts by
John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe
and use it.

This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage
of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly
adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the
nagging idea that if people like them had been posting
earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head
of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was
given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he
gasped his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog
into good behavior. Naive is believing that people that
hide behind fake names are more honest than people that
use their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante
dog breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey
(lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.) are the equal or better than
those that have studied and lived by their craft for
decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing
that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are
going to just go away because you people act like fools.

Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea, and I don't really care.


I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and
take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and
testing. You would never believe the results, so you'll
never know.

I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve,
eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.

Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)

===========

Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net

And here's just a ordinary man who knows...

----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 3:21 PM
Subject: [GVS]doggiedoright

I just had a nice talk with the man who invented
the "doggiedoright" device;

If you know someone working at a shelter etc
who wants to quieten the dogs in the neighborhood
then this is an ideal present for them - and he will
sell it at a discount. He sounds like someone we all
know who has no sense at all about money.

Nice, nice man.

"doggydoright" may be obtained from
ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net

I now have four locations at which the thing has
worked, so I recommend it.

Yap yap yap no more! I have zero financial interest in this.

George

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the puppy wizard

You mean, when you can't force IT to do as you tell it.

Only a criminally insane animal abuser would punish
a DUMB ANIMAL cause of their inability to motivate
their critter to want to work.


Yeah. Like a mom dog would likeWIZE be over that.


After the dog has already relieved hisself.

No. Your SUCCESS was INTIMIMDATING your dog, not trainin him.

Cause he goes PSYCHOTIC when shit happens.


Your koehler book sez it may take a half dozen
BEATINS before the dog associates his crime with the punishment.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard will.

Cause you don't have the intellect to HOWEtwit
the cunning of the domestic puppy dog or you
wouldn't shock and jerk and choke your dogs on
pronged spiked pinch choke collars and spray
aversives in their faces and lock them in boxes
and try to get HOWET callin THAT, trainin.

Your post has been very useful to DEMONstrate
HOWE HOWER DOG LOVERS HATE MOST,
what they see of themselves, in other people.
<snip>

Perhaps you should. That'd decrease anxiHOWESNESS.


Your INTENT no matter HOWE you cut it or
weasel the words, is to INFLICT FEAR FORCE
PUNISHMENT and INTIMIDATION.

"At 10:15 A.M. on Thursday, August 23rd, 1973
the "Sveriges Kreditbank" of Stockholm, Sweden
was rocked by sub-machine gunfire. "The party
has just begun," announced a 32 year old prison
escapee named Jan-Erik Olsson. "The party,"
indeed, continued for some 131 hours, or five and
a half ays, as Olsson held four of the bank's employees
hostage in an 11 by 47 foot bank vault until late in the
evening of August 28th.

"While the "Sveriges Kreditbank" robbery itself may not have
been of world shattering importance, later interviews with
the four hostages yielded amazing, even shocking results --
results that have een confirmed in numerous other "hostage
situations" in the years that followed. Even though the
captives themselves were not able to explain it, they
displayed a strange association with their captors,
identifying with them while fearing those who sought to
end their captivity. In some cases they later
testified on behalf of or raised money for the legal defense
of their captors. The Swedish location of the "Sveriges
Kreditbank" gave its name to this mental aberration as
"The Stockholm Syndrome."


"Long-term psychological study of this and similar hostage
situations has defined a fairly clear and characteristic set
of symptoms for the Stockholm Syndrome:

1. The captives begin to identify with their captors. At
least at first this is a defensive mechanism, based on
the (often unconscious) idea that the captor will not hurt
the captive if he is cooperative and even positively
supportive. The captive seeks to win the favor of the captor
in an almost childlike way.


2. The captive often realizes that action taken by his
would-be rescuers is very likely to hurt him instead of
obtaining his release. Attempts at rescue may turn a
presently tolerable situation into a lethal one. If the
bullets of the authorities don't get him, quite possibly those
of the provoked captor will.

3. Long term captivity builds even stronger attachment to
the captor as he becomes known as a human being with his own
problems and aspirations. Particularly in political or
ideological situations, longer captivity also allows the
captive to become familiar with the captor's point of view
and the history of his grievances against authority. He may
come to believe that the captor's position is just.


4. The captive seeks to distance himself emotionally from
the situation by denial that it is actually taking place. He
fancies that "it is all a dream," or loses himself in
excessive periods of sleep, or in delusions of being magically
rescued. He may try to forget the situation by engaging in
useless but time consuming "busy work." Depending on his
degree of identification with the captor he may deny that the
captor is at fault, holding that the would-be rescuers and
their insistence on punishing the captor are really to blame
for his situation.

5. If the captors are numerous the captives may identify
with some and not with others. They may perceive a set of
"good guys" and "bad guys" amongst their captors. The
captors may make use of such perceptions to gain information
or desired behavior from the captives by having the "good
guys" gain the confidence of the captives and by the subtle
threat of what the "good guys" will not be able to keep the
"bad guys" from doing if the captives are uncooperative.


6. The captives may blame some of their captors and
exonerate the others. Depending on which set they are
able to identify with, they may hold that "their leaders
forced them to do it," or conversely, that "their leaders
don't know the terrible things they are doing."

7. Finally, it has been seen that captors too are influenced
by the interaction of personalities. They are rarely able to
retain their ruthlessness if they come into contact with and
learn that their captives are also human beings with
problems and aspirations. To this end, they may seek to
isolate themselves from their captives. It goes without
saying that they can never communicate their limitations to
their captives; never admitting, for example, that the
"explosives" they brandish are made of rubber instead of
dynamite!"

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good
of its victims, may be the most oppressive. Those
who torment us for our own good will torment us
without end, for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis.

Here's an alternative SOLUTION:

"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC), Agamemnon.

FIGGER IT HOWET.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY lush,


That so? The OP is askin for HEELP, not sympathy.


Cause you don't know HOWE to address a problem
AFTER the fact. THAT'S HOWE COME you gotta
catch and punish the dog IN THE ACT.

And THAT'S HOWE COME your dogs fear you
and destroy your HOWESES and attack people
and run HOWET on you.


No. Your dog had no INFECTION your dog was
messin the HOWES cause you traumatized him at the vet.


WHOA! Your "TRAINING" was only punishment
and intimidation. You've had nuthin but DISMAL
FAILURE thus far with your new dog just like
you had with your DEAD DOG Stone who DIED
from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE
cause you're a DOG ABUSER and MENTAL CASE.

Your dog didn't have INFECTION, she had SYMPTOMS
CAUSED BY ANXIHOWESNESS from ABUSE.


You've got a very long case history of abuse and
mental illness drunkeness animal abuse and lying.

BWEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

The OP ain't have a problem for gettin her dog to eat treats.


Well, she was raised by a drunken mental case.


OF CURSE! CAUSE YOUR TRAININ DOESN'T WORK.


Right. Just a LITTLE intimidation fear and force.


BWEEEAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Lucky thing you didn't stumble an break your drunken arse.


It's all in your posting history.


Dogs HOWEsbreak INSTINCTIVELY at five weeks.

Yeah. Suppose the pup won't pee for "wazza"? Then
what? Would you suggest usin the word "toidy" or "tinkle?"


Perhaps we're not usin the right words?


From: The Puppy Wizard (ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net)
Subject: Re: training collar for small dog
Date: 2004-03-23 12:09:35 PST

HOWEDY lush,

"The amount of misery and difficulty a dog abuser has from
their dogs is directly proportionate to the number of times
they've WARNED people to KILLFILE Jerry and not study
your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual..."

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change, Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Would
Not Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs, As Taught In Your FREE
Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual."

BWEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

You DESERVE every thing you've EARNED.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
"Diana" <diana@dogstuffagain.fslife.co.uk> wrote in message news:c3pq84$8pj$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...


BWEEAAAAHAHAHAAA!!!

You're a MENTAL CASE.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >