8th May 06:04
i dont want a cigarette
| the marlboro man is ***..and i mean that in the non homo***ual way
| and the non happy way. I mean *** as in ****s.
The Marlboro man is dead! Smoking related causes.... There were 2 Marlboro
models back in the 70s I think... both dead from smoking.
| society cannot deal with a person like myself unless i am dulled into
| submission with poisons and nicotine so i must continue to hermitize,
| only leaving the home to buy essential chocolates and wild turkey.
| the only time i must interact with people is at work.
| i have saved so much money
| is says so on my meter.
| so i have decided to go to the hairdressers this week
| just dont speak to me in real life
| or i will kill you with the sheer power of my mind!
| i shit you not.
| nobody better bother me this week.
Glad to NOT be your co worker
Have a good week!
| wrangler jane the vampire slayer
| the calamity is SILENT
| 3w 1d 1:46 smoke-free, 552 cigs not smoked, $231.84 saved, 1d 22:00
| life saved