goromoff

An elderly man in Adelaide calls his son in Sydney and says, "I hate to ruin
your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;
forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
your sister in Brisbane and tell her," and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT
getting divorced!
Don't do a single thing until I get there.
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own
airfares."

stinkweed

That is a good one Goromoff

wonker

Good to smile... This will be coming through with my new sig. but Sharon
wont let me put my new main name.... What was it again Sis? Wonker
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thumper ~~~~~grin~~~~~~~

Ronnie

stinkweed

The name has to go definately. ;-) lol