pain devine

In order to spark up conversation and prevent this group from becoming
completely dead I make the following unreasearched medical claim base on
over a decade of personal experience and accounts related to me by several
anonymous but credible sources:

Girls have cuties

I have several diet plans that can help avoid this problem, and am currently
developing a pill that is still awaiting FDA approval. But the only true way
to be safe is abstinence. I recommend we immediately put signs on our
treeforts that read "No Girls Allowed!" etc... to help stem the cutie
epidemic that is already upon us.

m.l.s.

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 04:18:31 -0500, "Pain Devine" <noway@jose.com>
posted:


LOL. Well, I suppose they do.

But don't you mean "cooties"? Girls ARE cuties. Girls HAVE cooties
(or at least they do after *I* kiss 'em. ;-)


I'm not in favor of that plan at all. I happen to *like* girls and
their cuties... 'er, cooties.

Mike

pain devine

Well, my plan worked. 8 hours after my post there were 6 news posts in here!
although none of them were in response to this... hmmmm