graffnoir

Hello Everyone .

Well i have returned from the first walk of the week and its been a
very hot day indeed. The sun is out and the sky is clear but the
humidity is unbearable. I was so glad when i returned home to change
my t-shirt and stand in front of the air conditioning for a few
minutes ( well up to the point when it was chilly on my legs :-) ).
The temperatures are in the early 30's here in Plymouth and every time
we get this weather i look forward to winter even more . OK i left
my house but the time i left i have forgotten ( The heat was getting
to me a lot....but i might remember later if i think about it....i
know it was after 11 AM but i think the seconds were 38 ) but lets
call it around 11:30 AM for now . I walked up the street and i could
feel the heat on my head and i didn't enjoy it one bit. I passed the
fish and chip shop where someone was working with the shop door open
but i couldn't see who it was.

( Insert a small pause here while i drink my yummy mug of tea ).

I passed the other shops and the car park and bus stop which was empty
but i could hear some thing i haven't heard in a while. As i walked up
the main road i saw many people watching a football game on the
football field and as it was good weather ( Well for those who like to
melt :-) ) they all seemed to be having a good time . I'm glad to
say local games have a lot less violence which is one of the reasons
people don't get into football these days as who would want to take
the risk. I personally don't like football but i know many who do. I'm
more of a Superbike fan myself . I stopped for about 30 seconds to
see the game and i can tell you in detail what i saw if you are
interested.......Lots of chappies kicking a ball from one end to the
other.......Well i did say i don't like it.....i am proud to say i not
only don't know but I'm happy never knowing what this off side rule
is...........It makes me giggle when someone tries to explain it and i
reply The central processor in a computer system is......Thats
normally when they say i don't care about computers.....and i reply
Well Guess What ?......LOL. I carried on walking and reached the
traffic lights but all around me apart from being very warm was also
dull. The sun was out in force and i believe most people wanted to
keep out of it and get through the day without being burnt . I
wouldn't have gone out if it were not for the walk today. There is a
little wind about but not enough by a long way.

( Insert small mellow pause here while i giggle to myself about some
thing funny that happened today.........Oh but i cant tell you about
it......sorry about that......it was funny though :-) ).

On walking past the bus stop and pub i did get to see a few cars and a
bike or to under the car B thing but apart from one couple on a racer
carrying a lot of luggage on the back i didn't see much at all. I got
past the car B thing and a nice person in a small car ( A
corsa.....not sure of the spelling but it was a small car either way
) let me pass and gave me plenty of room to pass so i smiled at him
and carried on up the hill to the gap. I was able to cross the road a
lot easier today as the traffic was mainly on the motorway and the
walk down the small road past the gap was nice. I felt the first bit
of air on my face since i started the walk. I saw just crossing the
foot B thing a n older couple and i must say............now i don't
want to sound rude but this is how it looked to me. The woman part of
the couple seemed very bossy. I saw her point over the motorway and
after we were all on the other side of the foot B thing they looked
over the railing and she talked to him as if he was dirt and i did
feel sorry for him i really did. I would guess he married her for her
money and I'm sure it couldn't have been for her personality.....she
was so mean to him. Anyway i crossed over the road and saluted twice
sending the residents a nice mellow squish before leaving ( I was
going to tell you about some thing else here but its not good so lets
just move over that part and get to the fun part of the walk shall we
).

( Insert small pause here while i have a drink of coke and a cigarette
).

I walked back to the hill and the pub at the top of it where i had
chance to see even more people going out and making use of the hot
weather ( I think these people will be unhappy when the sun gets put
away for the winter and will wonder why the big squishy chappy is
smiling so much ). I saw a few bikes when i was out including a
yellow ( Insert yuk here ) GSXR 400 Suzuki who is known around the
area as a silly person who drives too fast and later when i was at
wayne's flat a fool on a 600 ( Not sure what the model was ) wearing a
t-shirt and shorts with a pair of trainers......He will learn when he
falls off that gravel rash isn't a joke. I passed my little old lady
in the window and se had her head down reading some thing on her lap
but i smiled and said hello even if she didn't see me . The walk
down the main road was nice but very hot and i reached the shopping
area expecting to see many slim people wearing summer outfits. I
didn't see many people at all but one springs to mind........I think i
found the perfect woman.....She was 5 foot 2 maybe with long hair and
a small round soft face with a smile that could have melted the ice
the titanic hit. All in black with a figure to make a grown mans
knee's wobbly . I thought she was very sweet but as she didn't take
one look at me i came back to my senses and remembered what i looked
like and carried on with the walk . The walk down the main road was
quiet and i was glad of this so i didn't have to concentrate too much
as the heat was making me a little unstable ( I must have looked a
little drunk which of course couldn't be the case as I'm tea total ).
Lets skip in a slow way to the first gap .

( Insert a small pause here while we skip ( Slowly ) to the first gap
).

OK when i reached the small gap i walked through and the small amount
of shade from the bushes and tree's was wonderful in the heat. I
wandered up the other road to waynes flat and half way up i could hear
his music blasting out ( He was in a Marilyn Manson mood )

( Insert small pause here as i had to ring to find out the spelling
and wayne told me the album was called the golden age of grotesque )

I walked up to the front door and saw Michael playing outside and of
course he said hello . He opened the door for me and after Mel moved
out of the way ( She was putting in washing into the machine by the
front door ) i walked in and sat down to cool off . We all chatted
about this and that and i found out a little gossip which i cant go
into in detail as i don't want to embarrass the person in question but
let me say someone was looking at things on the computer they shouldnt
have been and they were caught :-). The jokes were flying and the
person in question wasn't happy about this and left the room but the
rest of us chatted away till he returned. I noticed the time later and
found out the time i thought i would leave at today had passed by
almost two hours so i thought it best to leave . I wasn't going to
stay long as there are a few things i need to finish before attempting
to go out tonight. I'm only making a DVD up but i need to resample a
few files before i set it on the go and this will take 3 hours if i
really set my mind to it. I left after a while and Wayne and i chatted
about this and that again on the front door step which is normally
when all the silly jokes start to fly and this was no exception . I
said i might see him tonight depending if he was working or not and i
was just told when i phoned up for the spelling that he is working .
I walked the quick way home as i didn't think i could handle any more
of the sun today and passed a small group of children playing before
walking up the back road and to the small turn in road that leads to
the main road. It didn't take long to walk back to the shopping area
and i crossed over before walking down my street. The weather must be
the right sort for BBQ's as the end house had billowing smoke coming
from the back and all i could smell was meat ( Insert huge yuk here ).
I had a nice walk even if the weather was nasty and the trouble at the
cemetery but all in all a bit of a giggle . I hope you are all well
and having a wonderful time .

I was out for 3 hours 37 minutes 51 seconds and 81 hundredths of a
second .

(((Mellow Squishes))) to you and all whom you Love


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Graffnoir