OCD Jokes (schizoid)

If we can't make fun of ourselves, we really are crazy.

1. Did you hear of the Doctor that opened his practice for OCD patients
only? He only had one patient, but has seen him 678 times.

2. It's OK! At least I'm not schizoid...
I'm not either...
I'm not either.....
me neither.....

3. Why are you always out of shampoo when you have OCD?
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Lath.......crap!

He-he! Keep 'em coming, we need a laugh!

Zorg

You can always tell a person with OCD.

The trouble is, you have to tell them again,
and again, and again,...

Q: Why did the man with OCD buy a new house?

A: His old one was full.

How many OCDers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One to check that the electicity is off (no - really really off)
One to clean it thoroughly
One to save the wrapping
One to check that it is safe, in case it fell and hurt somebody
One to screw in the light bulb

J

I heard this one when I was on the eating disorder unit:

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese!

LOL. That really brightened up my day

Lawrence

My doctor has a sign on his door that reads

"Please knock 7 times before entering. "

MarcC

Did you hear about "OCD Magazine"?
They keep sending me yet another copy of the exact same issue, just to
make absolutely sure I received it.

-- Steven L.

Not much was done at the last support group meeting for people with OCD.
It never got beyond counting the number of people present.

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2 28th May 07:12 zorg External User Posts: 1	OCD Jokes He-he! Keep 'em coming, we need a laugh! Zorg

3 28th May 07:12 sprocket External User Posts: 1	OCD Jokes You can always tell a person with OCD. The trouble is, you have to tell them again, and again, and again,...

4 28th May 07:12 velvet elvis External User Posts: 1	OCD Jokes Q: Why did the man with OCD buy a new house? A: His old one was full.

5 28th May 07:12 john smith External User Posts: 1	OCD Jokes How many OCDers does it take to change a lightbulb ? One to check that the electicity is off (no - really really off) One to clean it thoroughly One to save the wrapping One to check that it is safe, in case it fell and hurt somebody One to screw in the light bulb J

6 28th May 07:12 no kidding! External User Posts: 1	OCD Jokes I heard this one when I was on the eating disorder unit: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese!

7 28th May 07:13 loz External User Posts: 1	OCD Jokes LOL. That really brightened up my day Lawrence

8 28th May 07:13 marco External User Posts: 1	OCD Jokes My doctor has a sign on his door that reads "Please knock 7 times before entering. " MarcC

9 19th June 11:21 steven litvintchouk External User Posts: 1	OCD Jokes Did you hear about "OCD Magazine"? They keep sending me yet another copy of the exact same issue, just to make absolutely sure I received it. -- Steven L.

10 19th June 11:21 velvet elvis External User Posts: 1	OCD Jokes Not much was done at the last support group meeting for people with OCD. It never got beyond counting the number of people present.