On 30 Oct 2003 21:40:23 -0600, Paleon <Perry@Paleon.com> alt.support.attn-deficit :

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Clams are nice

Old Settler's Song (Acres of Clams)
(Rossavieille(?) / Francis Henry)
I've wandered all over this country
Prospecting and digging for gold
I've tunnelled, hydraulicked and cradled
And I have been frequently sold

For one who gets riches by mining
Perceiving that hundreds grow poor
I made up my mind to try farming
The only pursuit that is sure

Rolling my grub in the blanket
I left all my tools on the ground
I started one morning to shank it
For the country they call Puget Sound

Arriving flat broke in mid-winter
The ground was enveloped in fog
And covered all over with timber
Thick as the hair on the back of a dog

I looked at the prospects so gloomy
The tears trickled over my face
And I thought my troubles had brought me
To the end of the jumping-off place

I staked me a claim in the forest
And sat myself down to hard toil
For two years I chopped and I struggled
But I never got down to the soil

I tried to get out of the country
But poverty forced me to stay
Until I became an old settler
And nothing could drive me away

And now that I'm used to the country
I think that if man ever found
A place to live happy and easy
That Eden is on Puget Sound

No longer the slave of ambition
I laugh at the world and its shams
As I think of my happy condition
Surrounded by acres of clams

(as sung by Rossavieille)

On 30 Oct 2003 21:40:23 -0600, Paleon <Perry@Paleon.com> alt.support.attn-deficit :


http://www.ireland-information.com/irishmusic/roisinthebow.shtml


Clams are nice

Old Settler's Song

I've wandered all over this country
Prospecting and digging for gold
I've tunnelled, hydraulicked and cradled
And I have been frequently sold

For one who gets riches by mining
Perceiving that hundreds grow poor
I made up my mind to try farming
The only pursuit that is sure

Rolling my grub in the blanket
I left all my tools on the ground
I started one morning to shank it
For the country they call Puget Sound

Arriving flat broke in mid-winter
The ground was enveloped in fog
And covered all over with timber
Thick as the hair on the back of a dog

I looked at the prospects so gloomy
The tears trickled over my face
And I thought my troubles had brought me
To the end of the jumping-off place

I staked me a claim in the forest
And sat myself down to hard toil
For two years I chopped and I struggled
But I never got down to the soil

I tried to get out of the country
But poverty forced me to stay
Until I became an old settler
And nothing could drive me away

And now that I'm used to the country
I think that if man ever found
A place to live happy and easy
That Eden is on Puget Sound

No longer the slave of ambition
I laugh at the world and its shams
As I think of my happy condition
Surrounded by acres of clams

(as sung by Rossavieille)

monique

X-No-Archive: Yes

NOFX

Clams Have Feelings Too

http://www.purelyrics.com/index.php?lyrics=sakuylmh

Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird

Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don't have a face

They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

I don't beleive it's selfish
To eat defenceless shellfish

No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too

monique

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Paleon digging for clams in all the wrong places.

Seems to have confused legit posters of ASAD with the Shaw/RR/newsguy trolls
who have been harassing CC.

katz heitmann

I like to eat them. Let's eat the ****ers alive. Show them why it is
exceptionally foolish to **** with ADDers. You **** with ADDers they
**** back asshole!

j.clarke

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 06:11:18 GMT

You have a stronger stomach than I do.

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--John
Reply to jclarke at ae tee tee global dot net
(was jclarke at eye bee em dot net)

My god.. sounds like you have a phobia, I suggest you avoid the beach.. beware there are both fresh
and salt water clams and the rivers have mussels.. I suggest you avoid all bodies of water..


On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 06:11:18 GMT, Katz Heitmann <katz314@mindspring.com> alt.support.attn-deficit
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chris leithiser

Probably not the clams. They're more coherent than the lindas.