black sheep

RANDOM THOUGHTS

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like slinkies.... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help
but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
When ever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
box to get the fireplace going?

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