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Each Man Gives A Story

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to
tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today,
and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly
horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife
has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her
red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something
was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy
could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough,
there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground!
By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him,
but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into
my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers.
Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell --
but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge
and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly.
But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died
there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full,
and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my
apartment
building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony.
Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the
edge.
But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below
me.
I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out
onto
the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me
and
kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and
grabbed
a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again
I got
lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was
thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the
sky
and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible
death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that
heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."

dirty harry

LOL

The moral is that only an idiot does exercises on a 26th floor
balcony.
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Disgusting irresistable Dirty Harry

meh

"Dirty Harry" <me@privacy.net> schreef in bericht
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The moral is that all men are idiots?

Meh

dirty harry

If you insist <makes note in little black book>
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Disgusting irresistable Dirty Harry

diana

"Meh" <Silly(hierhoor****punt)Moo@lycos.nl> schreef in bericht
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The moral is that you never.........and I mean never.........must try to
catch youre wife redhanded

meh

"Dirty Harry" <me@privacy.net> schreef in bericht
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LOL

Immoral Meh

meh

"Diana" <diananogwat@wanadoo.nl> schreef in bericht
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Psies! :-)

Meh

dirty harry

<opens little black book>
<underlines immoral>
)
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Disgusting irresistable Dirty Harry

dirty harry

How many men are trying, when they catch their wife red handed?
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Disgusting irresistable Dirty Harry

meh

"Dirty Harry" <me@privacy.net> schreef in bericht
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What's with all those red handed people? Don't they know how to use atrix?

Meh