the puppy wizard

HOWEDY Disciple Charlie,


<culprit@flashmail.com>

That so? The Puppy Wizard sez that's a load of crap.


That he's allHOWED to have...

It's his STUFF.

Seems culprit is CONfHOWENDING the
dog "walkin by a toy or treat" with NOT
TAKIN STUFF that ain't his.

That's O.K., if it was a misstatement it
was innocuHOWES, no problem, but
just to be CLEAR, we're talkin abHOWET
POISON PROOFIN.

This oughta be a valuable lesson especially for
expert trainers like janet boss and tara.green2
and lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn, what with
all the high falutin K-9's like FRAUDrecks Maddy
an all them SAR dogs she and Jive instruct by dancin and poetry...


INDEED? No it AIN'T. It's the same sad faerie
tail you've been waggin in circles.


E***CELLENT. Free brunch. You
should always nick a few napkins
when you go into a restaurant.


PERFECT. If you could find a can to cover
it with and some pine needles to cover it
deep enough in a little mHOWEND of em
you can cook it in ten minutes flat.

No, roasted, actually.


Of curse, he's a dog.


RIGHT! SAME SAME SAME SAME!!!


Till then. HOWE long you been workin him?
Nearly WON year, ain't it? Took Hennie fif****
minutes to train his dog to heel off lead usin The
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.


You could tell by the subtle way your dog
bolted and nearly pulled you on your arse.


We've been trying to learn the LEAVE IT
command, but noWON cares to tell us
HOWE to teach it.


Ordinarily, that's when you JERK and
CHOKE him on his pronged spiked pinch choke collar.


You had to THREATEN him.


INDEED. And that's HOWE COME he
tries to GET TO IT FASTER THAN YOU
CAN STOP HIM.

All you're doin is RACING the dog to the
goodies. If he thinks you can jerk and choke
him on your pronged spiked pinch choke
collar and IF YOU SAW HIM, you can stop
him from GETTIN POISONED, like perry's DEAD DOG Maggie.

He thinks you're happy cause you got the goodies.

Right. Till next time you pass, then he's gonna
score and HE'LL do the victory dance and bite
you if you try to take it HOWETA his mHOWETH.


Yeah. That's usually when folks recognize that
they gotta do sumpthin abHOWET trainin their
dog not to lunge after road kill or food on the cHOWENTER or whatever.


Yeah. Cause he'd bite your hand and you'd
MURDER HIM for it.


The Puppy Wizard sez it's an ILLUSION.

Your dog will swallow ANYTHING he can reach
before you can HURT HIM to stop him from gettin
it. Prove it for yourself. Put all your frees food and
meat on the cHOWENTER an leave your dog
HOWETA his crate and go HOWET for your coffee
alone.

When you return your dog will be pukin his guts HOWET.\0


That's poison proofin for you? That's not poison
proofing for anyWON who cares abHOWET their
dog. You can't leave NUTHIN in front of him unless
you're standin right there ready to scream LEAVE
IT and jerk and choke him.


Exacty my ass, Disciple Charlie. We been through
this before, but you don't seem to want to understand
despite that you've seen two instances in your own
dog where not followin the INSTRUCTIONS to the
letter have caused failure in your dog's performance.

We discussed scoldin or 'explainin' to her abHOWET
the garbage can. You can't DO that withHOWET makin
the forbidden fruit MOORE TEMPTING. And then you
find you can't set the dog up to break her of stealin
garbge behind your back cause she knows you're
givin her the evil eye for thinkin abHOWET the trash.

Second instance was in greetin strangers. You mistakenly
thought that givin Holly a treat to make pals would facillitate
the affair, but indeed you DISCOVERED that it reinforced
her fears and nHOWE you gotta sweat bullets till she
accepts those suspiciHOWES characters.

NO PROBLEM Disciple Charlie. You can still
recover from that by FORGETTIN abHOWET
your goddamned REWARDS and BRIBES
and tellin Holly "it's friends, go say HOWEDY"
and workin the METHOD in the event she
balks, just like ANY command.


INDEED. But the idea of POISON PROOFIN is not
to have YOU control the dog but for the dog to learn
SELF CONTROL and NOT ACKNOWLEDGE the FORBIDDEN FRUIT.


YOU CAN'T 'VOICE PROMPT' a dog if you're
not standin there ready to JERK and CHOKE IT.

THAT'S HOWE COME YOU CAN'T TRAIN
HOLLY TO STAY HOWETA THE GARBAGE.


Right... THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

AVOIDING GETTING JERKED AND CHOKED.


THAT comes AFTER the INDIMTIDATION
of the JERK and CHOKE that was given
to TEACH the LEAVE IT command, Disciple Charlie.


Oh no, he FEARS getting JERKED and CHOKED.


So she don't HURT him, Disciple Charlie.


And marks that spot for his NEXT OPPORTUNITY.


Not exactly, Disciple Charlie, not nearly close at
all, really. The OBJECTIVE to TRAINING is to
make the dog DO STUFF withHOWET US MAKIN HIM.


INDEEDY. THAT'S HOWE COME none of
HOWER dog lovers can POISON PROOF
their dogs. They hide the kat box so their
dogs don't much kittie litter krunchies,
they hide the remotes and put the garbage
under lock and key and put furniture on
their furniture to keep dogs off of STUFF
lock their dogs in boxes when they can't
be there to ENFORCE CONTROL as kelly
done, and is tryin to say THAT'S success.

That's DISMAL FAILURE, Disciple Charlie.

Well, you'd HAVE to have a half a goddamned
brain to think that screamin no and jerkin and
chokin a dog HOWETA stuff is gonna E***TINGUISH
his DESIRE for the FORBIDDEN FRUIT.

That approach is gonna make it MOORE valuable
and he's gonna try harder to get it when you ain't lookin.


IT DON'T WORK AT ALL, Disciple Charlie.
If kelly didn't SEE the dog was abHOWET
to snatch up the carcass and hadn't screamed
LEAVE IT, he would'a ATE IT.


If a method ain't good for every situatioin
it ain't good for any situation.


The Puppy Wizard sez you gotta have
NO E***CEPTIONS or it ain't RIGHT.


The appupriate way to break a dog from
eatin garbage or kat poo or beggin or
cHOWENTER surfin or WHATEVER is
taught in your FREE copy of The Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

Yeah. Ask perry. Ask Franklin. Ask yourself.


We don't have normal people here Disciple
Charlie. We got dog abusers and liars and
cowards and mental cases who hurt dogs
cause it makes them FEEL PHOWERFUL
and compensates for their fragile defective
egos, weak fearful minds and inferiority complexes.


Disciple Paulie will E***PLAIN distraction and praise:


Here's two Pauls:

Date: 5/22/03 11:24:35 PM Eastern
Daylight Time
From: p@cfl.rr.com
To: Witsenddog@aol.com

Well, let me tell you, your Wits' End
Dog Training Method works.

My dog, Dasie, Loves to chase chameleons
around the barbecue on the patio. I
used this system on four different occasions.

When she went out today, she looked
everywhere else but the barbecue.
Amazing, just amazing.

I will write to Amanda about the video.

I am really excited to learn more, and
understand. Maybe just a little reassurance
that I am going about it the right way.

Thanks again Paul

Disciple Paulie Sez: "No One Understands How Wits End
Training Really Works, They Assume It's All Nicey Nicey
And don't Realise It's A Very Disciplined Method That
Deals With Any Situation And The Foundation Is Built
On Trust And Understanding."

Disciple Paulie Writes:

I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them
they are good dogs and they seem to follow me, once
I told them they were bad dogs and they ran away from
me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
they always are, always.

Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and
say "good dog" sincerely at the end of the
request and I bet you'll find your dog thinking
then responding everytime.

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule
applies to every aspect of the relationship with
your dog.

Obedience and affection are not related, if they
were everyone would have obedient dogs.

Paul.

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--- Original Message -----
From: Paul Bousie
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2003 8:00 AM
Subject: Geday.


Hey J,

I see nothings changed on the NG. Still the same
old crappy advice and misunderstanding of the
only advice worth reading.

The problem with your method J is that I can't
answer the questions on the NG no more, people
are after a quick fix, they don't want to understand
that dog training requires a disiplined method, I'm
now really understanding that they are all result
orientated, they want the dog to sit, to down, to
stay, to come, to stop it's "bad" behaviours, they
want to stamp out each anxiety one at a time not
realising they create a new one as they deal with
the last.

I feel sorry for them, they don't understand, they
don't even realise the errors of thier ways and
they arn't self thinkers, they follow the majority,
after all if everyone says thats the way then it
must be. I've finally realised people don't want
to learn to train dogs they want a trained dog,
they want a little puppet that sits and stays and
downs and does all the nice doggy stuff or so
they think, then when the dog acts like a dog
they come squealing to the NG asking how to
stop the dog being a dog.

I have a nice little visulisation of a dogs mind
that I think demonstrates the way we approach
dog training. Imagine lots of little circles all in a
cluster, each one representing a dog anxiety or
behaviour ( desied or not), each circle represents
something about the dog, all of them create what
a dog is.

The traditional way to train a dog is to stamp out
the "bad" circles, try to eliminate as many as you
can, problem is each one you stamp out another
takes it's place (anxiety circles can't be destroyed
they just change), obviously it's a futile exercise,
but thats the traditional way.

Now imagine a big circle that completely surrounds
all the small circles, this big circle is the whole dog,
that's what we get hold of with all the little circles
inside, we don't see the little circles we see the BIG
circle the macro as you put it and use that to train.

I laugh now when I see posts crtisising you, they
are critising something they don't even understand
or even have the capacity to understand.

See ya,
Paul =====================


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----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Bousie" <paulbousie@clear.net.nz>
To: "'Don Fitz'" <donfitz69@hotmail.com>; <Amanda@DCFWatch.com>
Cc: <jhowe2@bellsouth.net>
Sent: Saturday, March 01, 2003 5:45 AM
Subject: RE: Jerry Howe


"Paul B" <panders@zfree.co.nz> wrote in message news:3c2ae204@clear.net.nz...

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From: Paul B (NOSPAMpanders@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Get off the bed... please?
Date: 2001-07-03 03:05:59 PST

Paul B (NOSPAMpaulbousie@clear.net.nz)
Subject: Good dogs!!! bad dogs.??
Date: 2000/10/21

Something occurred this morning that made me think how
we treat our dogs and what expectations we have of them.

Because it was a Saturday we slept in and the dogs
eventually jumped up on the bed on my wife's side. After
a brief greeting she very abruptly demanded they get down,
"OFF THE BED" she insisted, Sam looked at her perplexed,
so she repeated the "order", so Sam tried to lick her face,
"GET OFF" she said abruptly.

Sam got down but was unsure what he had done wrong. After
a bit they both came over and jumped up on my side, I patted
them etc and eventually asked them to get down, "off the bed,
good dogs" and they hopped off immediately with no prob's.

Eileen asked me why they obey me and not her so easily.
I told her they got down for me because I asked them to,
they know the command "off the bed" or "off anything" so
there is no need to demand it of them, ask them and they
will comply, demand it and they get confused because
they think you are annoyed with them but they don't know
why so they try to "make amends" which is why Sam licked her.

I have found giving dogs "payment" in advance i.e. "Sam
sit goodboy" makes the dogs want to respond, after all, all
dogs want to be "good dogs" and if you tell them they are
good then they feel an obligation to obey your request.

Telling Sam he's a good dog after he sit's apart from been too
late is also a gamble because if he doesn't sit then there's
no positive interaction.

Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say "good dog"
sincerely at the end of the request and I bet you'll find your
dog thinking then responding everytime.

Paul.

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies to
every aspect of the relationship with your dog.

Paul.

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"I know that most men, including those at ease with
problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept
even the simplest and most obvious truth if it would
oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they
have delighted in explaining to colleagues, proudly
taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by
thread, into the fabric of their lives."
-Leo Tolstoy-

Is it any wonder that the following sig file has generated
more complaints to my personal email than any other
controversial post I have made to date, bar none?:

CAVEAT
If you have to do things to your dog to train him that you
would rather not have to do, then you shouldn't be doing
them. If you have a dog trainer who tells you to jerk your
dog around, choke him, pinch his ears, or twist his toes,
shock, shake, slap, scold, hit, chin cuff, scruff shake or
punish your dog in any manner, that corrections
are appropriate, that the dog won't think of you as the
punisher, or that corrections are not harmful, or if they
can't train your dog to do what you want, look for a
trainer that knows HOWE.

Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
Phone: 1-888-BIOSOUND (1-888-246-7686)
Phone: 1-888-WITSEND (1-888-948-7363)
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Nature, to be mastered, must be obeyed.
-Francis Bacon-

There are terrible people who, instead of solving a
problem, bungle it and make it more difficult for all who
come after. Who ever can't hit the nail on the head
should, please, not hit at all.
-Nietzsche-

The abilities to think, rationalize and solve problems are
learned qualities.

The Wits' End Dog Training Method challenges the learning
centers in the dogs brain. These centers, once challenged,
develop and continue to grow to make him smarter.

The Wits' End Dog Training method capitalizes on
praising split seconds of canine thought, strategy, and
timing, not mindless hours of forced repetition, constant
corrections, and scolding.
-Jerry Howe-

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