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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the
best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was
your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed,
John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on
the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She
said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come.
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gwendolen

Dirty Harry schreef:


rofl
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gwendolen

dirty harry

Leave my ears alone, woman

oh oh oh!
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