5th June 18:16
URGENT: READ: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR ELIZABETH SHAPERE... (clitoral down xanax)
i was wondering where i may be able to contact elizabeth shapere. she
is a veritable cornucopia of psychotropic medication data. i think
she can "help" me in several ways.
can anyone answer the following questions:
1.) is her name Elizabeth Shapere, Hanna Shapere, Hanna Elizabeth
Shapere, Elizabeth Hannah Shapere - or just Lizzie?
2.) if she got married, is she now Elizabeth Shapere-blahblah, Hanna
Shapere-blahblah, Hanna Elizabeth Shapere-blahblah, Elizabeth Hanah
Shapere-blahblah, "just Lizzie" - or none of the above since she's
3.) is it safe to be communicating with her in the first place since
she admitted to using Buprenex to lift her mood? (the feds could be
after her, you know!)
4.) how can i convince her that i am NOT the LADY who referred to her
once on Usenet as the "Parnate *****"? i don't her to avoid me if she
thinks i am going to ill her like that online.
5.) did she really go to MIT, or was she just some shut-in on SSI,
living in the bronx, who had nothing better to do with her time (or
his time, in case she is TV/TG/TS) than to hack MIT's servers?
6.) is she attractive? on a scale of 1 to 10, where one equals Dog
Biscuit to 10 equalling Britney Spears in a Black Leather Teddy, where
would she rate? is she a porcine,
lots-of-bagels-and-lox-and-cream-cheese kinda gal? (could be, since
cream cheese is low in tyramine.)
7.) does she know a good compounding pharmacy where they can make
Xanax suppositories for me? bottoms up!
8.) other than the DEA, is she down by law?
9.) does she have some huge 6' 8", 275 lbs. afro-american boyfriend
(or girlfriend of similar body habitus) who will come and kick 100% my
weenie white-girl ass if i dare try to contact her online with
questions about how SSRIs affected her clitoral ******s?
10.) would i be better off reading a book?
thanks for all your help, my darling emotional friends. with your
input, i'll be able to reach Lizzie - or stay FAR away.
aka the Sinequan Queen