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Crate Training JERRYIZED

HOWEDY janet,

Right. That's HOWE COME your dogs spend 20 hours
a day locked in the box, because you can't TRAIN them,
janet. You're a dog abuser, janet.


HOWE'S Franklin recouperating from eatin your filthy
undies and gettin abdominal surgery and escaping his crate???


Duh-oh! They're locked in the box, janet. They got no choice.
That makes dogs hyperactive and out of control when they're
let outta the box, janet.

When the dog lives in the box IT doesn't think of YOUR HOWES
as HIS. YOUR HOWES is his territory to roam and foul, janet.

Every thing you thought you knew about training dogs is exactly
what causes the behavior problems you and your "students" have.


Right. So you lock your dogs in the box cause they'll crap
all over the HOWES if you don't walk them every two hours. Or less... BWWWHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!


Safe from WHAT, janet? Safe from YOU perhaps, unless
you've left the long line on its pronged spiked pinch choke
collar so you can jerk and choke it for barking and crying.

Yeah. HOWE COME you didn't park Franklin there
when he was comin outta surgery? HOWE COME your
dogs steal and swallow everything they can get?

Oh, I know HOWE COME!!! That's on account of you
puppyproof the HOWES because you can't train the
dog not to destroy it.


Duh-Oh! Cause they're LOCKED IN, janet. Your dogs
are not trustworthy in the HOWES.

That's on account of Franklin doesn't live in your HOWES,
he lives in the box because he's hyperactive and out of
control. Your kat even attacks you for punishing him...


Except during the nite and day...

Because they're locked in their boxes, janet. Oh, unless
they're outside baking to death in the sun cause they wanted
to be out in 104 degree heat instead of inside in the AC...

Or did you FORGET THAT TOO?


From: The Puppy Wizard (jhowe2@bellsouth.net)
Subject: "Crate Training" JERRYIZED
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Date: 2002-08-18 12:47:27 PST


HOWEDY People,

Here's HOWE COME tara o killed her dog Summer:

August 9, 01 HOWEDY tara,
"Tara O." <tara29401@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:9nbor5$6kvir$1@ID-92443.news.dfncis.de...


No doubt. Your present dog has had a lot of behavior problems too.
Remember a couple months ago when you wanted to go visit
grandma's?
You were in quite a jam, what with you not allowed to take your
out of
control dog over there, and not being able to leave her behind
with
your ex and your daughter, because of her separation anxiety
panic.
Remember?

It didn't actually begin till your ex couldn't get Summer into her
crate? You had to return to kennel her up for the nite. And when
you
returned, Summer was seemingly sick enough that you were
considering
taking her to the vet a couple of days later.

I told you that was all going to happen, and why. And it did, just
as
Jerry said it would, cause Jerry knows dog behavior and what makes
these little behavior problems happen. That's HOWE COME these
sorts of
behavior problems and others, do not happen to Jerry's student's
dogs,
because Jerry's students don't confront or punish or scold or
conflict
with their dogs, because what happens in these sorts of behavior
problems, is usually caused entirely by our handler's ERRORS and
are
PREDICTABLE and PREVENTABLE and TRAINABLE if they should surface.


An excellent point! Chewing in an adult dog (after teething) is an
ANXIETY relief mechanism, not functional or recreational chewing,
but
a BEHAVIOR PROBLEM caused directly by the hander's ineffective and
inappropriate efforts to control dog behaviors....


Mishandling, arguments in the family, corrections of any kind,
crating, yes, crating can be major cause of or exacerbate
compulsive
anxiety chewing, hyperactivity, obsessive barking, digging,
whining,
pacing, shyness, aggression, self mutilation, intestinal and
digestive
disorders, and seizure activity.


No. Could be the punishment she gets for chewing which she doesn't
have the intellectual capacity or innate ability to understand?


No. Bored dogs SLEEP. That's why they call it boredom, instead of
hyperactivity... If the dog gets bored and wants something to do
besides sleep, the normal dog will perhaps engage in normal
chewing
behavior, not attack your goddamned couch and put holes through
your
d****s trying to escape.


Could be that they're both mutually incompatible behaviors.


Oh yes! Another EXCELLENT point. That predictable adolescent
rebellious stage is not normal, is not mandatory, but is caused by
the
handler or pack members challenging the pup. As the puppy dog
begins
to mature, Nature tells the pup it's time to leave home and the
control of mommy, to avoid inbreeding, because that's Natural Law.
At
that stage, the puppy dog is not reliant on mommy, and seeks to
find a
pack of his own.

Being held captive and being driven by Mother Nature to establish
his
own pack, the puppy dog challenges the authority of his youth,
just as
young adult criminal reject their stringient updragging, according
to
the Sep 97 article in Journal of Psych.

Fighting will provoke the young to leave their HOWESES, if
perpetuating the species does not inspire them. Either way, the
rebellious dog is looking to be self reliant and lead his own
pack.
That's HOWE COME Jerry does not challenge dogs for "authority,"
because the outcome is PREDICTABLE, it's Natural Law. We are
bound to lose when we challenge SURVIVAL INSTINCT, and call
Mother Nature a LIAR.

Wasn't irritating to him. Trash bin raiding is FUN, and
fortunately,
it's usually pretty EZ to break, using distraction and praise
techniques. But scolding the dog for doin it tells him he's got a
powerful control over you. And it gives him something to worry
about
not being able to control himself NOT to do the next time you go
out,
so the dog is likely to find another anxiety relief mechanism,
like
destroying your sofa...or just masturbating furiously on the
cushions,
as our professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S little Magnificient Masturbator
Maxie does, casue our good professor punishes ITS behavior, and
not
the dog...sez Gunga Din.


And you recognized that problem and dealt with it.


That's subjective. ANY physical or emotional confrontation is
PROBLEMATICAL, COUNTER PRODUCTIVE, IRRESPONSIBLE,
UNNECESSARY, CRUEL, and DEAD WRONG. I intend to see it made
ILLEGAL and PROSECUTED VIGOROUSLY in EVERY STATE, as
THIS is The SYNDROME which causes all child and animal behavior problems..


Good for him. A lot of folks don't think that KIND of behavior
problem
can be reconditioned or rehabilitated, but I've seen successful
results with some hard core cases. It's just a little matter of
education and conditioning, like we're doin here on my forums.

That's not unusual. It usually takes my students a couple of days
to
expiate separation anxiety using the techniques taught in the FREE
Wits' End Dog Training Method manual, in particular the Surrogate
Toy
Separation Anxiety Technique

Were you posting when THAT was being discussed here? Your friends
cindymooreon and professor lying doc "scruff shake" dermer were
having
a grand time making fun of saying good bye to a stuffed toy,
asking if
saying good bye to a Barbie doll or a telephone book would suffice
in
stead of a stuffed chew toy or whatever...

Boy! You shoulda seen 'em clam up when Marilyn wrote in and told
us my
Surrogate Toy Separation Anxiety / Bedtime Calming Technique
worked
the first time it was tried on a seriously destructive S/A dog
belonging to her student.

Then she really twisted the knife, by saying HOWE grateful her
students were that they was in TEARS of JOY knowing they would
never again need to worry about having to give up their formerly
extremely destructive little chewer.


I recommend one per room or section of the house.


Some experts would say that's being overly permissive and demeans
you
in your dog's eyes, but I don't buy into that, and besides, I'm
not an
expert. Heel, I can't even use most of the TOOLS our experts rely
on
to make their dogs work.


Our experts would tell you to block the dog's view, and I would
agree,
not being familiar with avoiding behavior problems myself because
I
usually just immediately train the behavior problem away in a
couple
of minutes once I've detected potential problem behaviors.


Yeah, well music is good. My dogs love Reggae. But I turn the
radio on
to a talk station so's to cover up human voices from outside, and
throw on the old Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did
Too)
machine, and the pups are content just like grammar was baby
sitting
them, but without having to drive her home.


Just a little talk radio and DDR is what works. The radio is optional.


Yes, overindulged, spoiled, just like my dogs. But HOWE COME you
got a
heap of behavior problems, and my dogs seldom do anything they're
not
supposed to do, and most certainly not just because the Kat is away...


INDEED! Another excellent choice of dog training TOOLS. That's
what
our "experts" here rely upon most, SHEER LUCK.

Yeah, that wouldn't serve my students well at all... I'd STARVE.

Yes, like you've done to Summer.


INDEED. Thinking, rationalizing, and problem solving are learned
qualities. It says so in the FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.

No kiddin? Back when I started training, nobody crated dogs until
they
were about to go on the airplane, with just a few minutes of
introduction to the crate. The reason crating a dog is THAT EZ, is
because properly handled and trained dogs do not object to being
crated.

UNTRAINED dogs object to being crated. THAT'S the problem for
"crate
training." Crate training is an oxymoron. There are NO ordinary
training problems the crate can be a benefit or a solution for.

Locking dogs in crates isolates and worries them. The react from
fear,
not from being "spoiled." That fear anxiety is real, and is
destructive to the temperament and disposition of the dog.

Crating untrained dogs makes them anxious, hyperactive, shy,
aggressive, bark, dig, chew, self mutilate, and LITERALLY eat
their
guts out, like the dog throwing up thread of this week, the dog
who
pukes every time they put him in his crate to leave the house.
Your
pals told them to IGNORE the puking, and "crate train" the dog and
he'd get over it. Well good buddy, dogs DON'T get over extreme
anxiety
any easier than our Gang Of Thugs gets over a case of JERRYIZING.


And the behavior could be reinforced or change to other, often
worse,
seemingly non related behavior problems as transfer or replacement behaviors.


Give you the very best advice available anywhere in the world, for FREE.


No tara. I couldn't care less about you and your lying dog abusing
Thug pals. I don't attack you pukes. I don't make personal
confrontation with you Thugs. No. I don't have any personal
animosity
towards our "experts" who hurt and kill dogs because they don't
have
the intellect to outwit the cunning of the domestic puppy dog.

No, this is nothing PERSONAL, like when janet boss overlooked two
shock containment devices that made the little dog in "interested
in
hearing" become hand/collar shy and aggressive to strangers. She
killed that dog aa sure as if she'd dropped the hammer on him
herself.

No tara. This isn't nuthin personal. This is strictly
professional.
Your pals are hurting and killing dogs inappropriately and
unnecessarily, and telling folks not to believe ME and Marilyn and
Canis55 and Paul and Misty and Robert Crim, you remember Robert
Crim
and his DEAD dog Fritz? Do you remember steve walker and his DEAD
dog
Sampson? We knew and told him that confronting Sampson would make
him
aggressive towards the children. Your pals convinced him to
confront
his dog, and that's what made Sampson "fear aggressive" towards
SMALL
children and got him DEAD.

That was PREDICTABLE. Just as Fritz buyin the farm, was
PREDICTABLE.
And Cubbe snapping at a child. Did you read the thread "1 step
forward" where Cubbe snapped at a child as they stepped into her
SHOCK
ZONE because she'd got shocked the previous day? She'll have
another
incident and get DEAD just like Fritz and Sampson did. The first
thing
lia did was run out to replace her shock collar batteries and ask
us
if we thought she should go back to more forceful training to
break
Cubbe of running away and aggression problems...


Nah. I don't have any problem for crating TRAINED dogs. Untrained
dogs
become severely distressed when crated inappropriately.


INDEED. Heads up. Like that day the guy wrote in with an
aggressive
golden he was going to destroy, so I offered to adopt him because
he
was dangerous. Your pal ed w of pet loss dot CON told him lies
about
me, and scared the guy into KILLING his dog instead of giving me a
chance to help him. I'll see if I can find the thread and post it
for
you to see what your pals are really doing to HELP here.

Your "expert" rpdb pals are mostly koehler and/or shock collar
trainers. They're self appointed "experts" because they know HOWE
to
jerk and choke dogs PROPERLY on pronged spiked pinch choke
collars,
shock collars, and ear and toe and testicle pinching and twisting
and
beating dogs with sticks to motivate them and chin cuff and scruff
shake and that's the extent of their dog training expertise.

That's HOWE COME I came in here, to identify, expose, discredit,
and
dispense with, your lying, dog abusing Thugs who've conspired for
years to repress non force training methods to defend their
alleged
right to hurt dogs, based on their "expertise." They're AFRAID
that if
non force methods are proven to be as fast, safe, and effective as
they are, our Thugs won't be able to justify and rationalize
HURTING
dogs noMOORE.

Well, it's game time, folks. You've been proven not to have
expertise,
not to have tools, not to have advice to train a dog without
hurting
him, not to suffer the trapping of morals, ethics, principles,
human
decency or integrity.

Certainly our "experts" wouldn't hurt a dog to train him if they
had
the intellect to outwit a puppy dog, would they?

Answer THAT, and I rest my case. Otherwise, I'll keep at it till
everyone else answers that for you, and laws are passed to protect
our
people and their dogs from s*** like you and your pals who hurt
and
kill dogs because you're AFRAID of their behaviors, like biting
their
"trainers" for jerking and choking them.

The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >