the puppy wizard

HOWEDY jo,

IOW, a dog is a dog, eh jo?


Bored dogs SLEEP, jo.


Your pals here abHOWETS recommend them, jo.


Like you do, jo?


HOWE COME? You're a proven liar and
dog abuser and mental case, jo.

Good idea, jo.

You think kats like bein alone MOORE than dogs, jo?

E***CESSIVE barking is a SYMPTOM of anxiHOWESNESS, jo.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

Subject: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE -
Re: Going crazy, need help.
Date: 2002-10-30 01:29:55 PST

HOWEDY jo,

On Tue, 15 Oct 2002 01:06:27 -0400 (EDT), jo-wolf@webtv.net (Jo Wolf) wrote:


That's one right, jo.


You don't know, jo? Here's a hint: Their
job is also their name, like mine, jo.


Cry, crap themselves, sleep, and play, in that order.

Not everything, jo. Only if it fits. Got to be PRECISE here.


No. That's HOWE they choke and get sick, jo.


O.K., jo. Tell us HOWE to take the FUN outta it?

****ager.

That so, jo? This is a young puppy jo, a BABY!!!


LET'S CUT THE CRAP, jo. You're outta gas and you've hit the wall.
MEET THE WALL, jo. You can't get away with blamin the dog no
MOORE, jo. Not here. No way, no HOWE.


BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! You got no solutions for this.


Not me. I don't make lifestyle changes for others, they make
lifestyle changes to suite me. At least in my HOWES and business.


NO. ****AGE proofing the HOWES disavails us of training
opportunities, jo. When you take everything outta the way,
you have no TRAINING AIDS to employ, jo.


For that reason you cannot train a dog, jo. We'll PROVE IT
as you continue to choke on your own words, with my help.


Where's the TRAINING, jo? You gonnal let the ****AGER outgrow
taking things and destroying the HOWES?


You mean instead of training the pup not to enter rooms you
don't want him in, JUST LIKE we train them to stay off the bed?


NO jo. That's HOWE COME you can't TRAIN the dog, jo. The
dog NEEDS things he isn't supposed to have, SO YOU CAN
TRAIN HIM, jo. OTHERWISE, you come out looking like you
and our pals here who can't train their dogs to stay outta
the garbage and not steal food and bolt through doors
and everything else, jo.

You're outta business, jo. As a dog trainer, YOU'RE HISTORY.


NO jo. I teach my students to leave one hard chew and one
soft chew item per area of the HOWES.


Where's the TRAINING, jo? There's NONE that we see thus far.


you.

NO jo. That's IDIOCY. Where's the training if you AVOID problems,
jo?

YOU'RE OUTTA BUSINESS, jo.

You mean INSTEAD of training him THIS WEEK, jo? Is that
what you consider reasonable and SUCCESSFUL?

MONTHS??? CUT THE CRAP, jo. You're finished in this business.

now.
BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! IDIOT!

HOWE long does THAT take, jo?


NO jo. I've told you your traditional obedience training causes
dog behavior problems like this, jo.

manners...

What's this 'know HOWE to learn" bullshit, jo? Sounds like you're
trying to sound like Jerry and not doin no freakin good at it, jo.

HOWE does a dog LEARN HOWE to LEARN with a PRONGED
SPIKED PINCH CHOKE collar on his throat?


AS STATED: "HOWE does a dog LEARN HOWE to LEARN with
a PRONGED SPIKED PINCH CHOKE collar on his throat?"

CATCH 22, jo. Ain't it?

You mean you're gonna train the dog not to chew and steal cause
he's got SOMETHIN ELSE to do, jo? Or because you're gonna
keep the dog on command all the time, when IT'S not locked in
the box, of course.


AS STATED: "MONTHS," jo.


The problem isn't PLAY jo, the problem is the dog is driving
them crazy with his hyperactivity, jo.

HOWE about the EX DOG TRAINER?


HOWES about the EX BEHAVIORIST?


Yeah. I'll borrow Maddy off of FRAUDreck and have her throw
the whole damned bunch of you miserable double talking dog
abusing Thug mooreon's into the goddamend garbage bin...
the ONLY JOB Maddy can do. BET THE FARM on THAT, jo.


"Be happy in your work," said the Colonel at "The Bridge."


RASCALLY BEHAIVOR? I'd call this HYPERACTIVE behavior, jo.

Pssst! They AIN'T GONNA HAVE THIS DOG by t he time the baby
arrives, cause he's about to get thrown outta his HOWES and get
INTO the SHELTER where he'll PROBABLY BE KILLED for being
HYPERACTIVE, jo.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?


BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP, jo.

AS STATED: "They AIN'T GONNA HAVE THIS DOG by t he time the
baby arrives, cause he's about to get thrown outta his HOWES and
get
INTO the SHELTER where he'll PROBABLY BE KILLED for being
HYPERACTIVE, jo.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?"

That so, jo?

That so, jo?


If they started studying their FREE copy of my FREE Wits ' End
Dog Training Method manual, they'd be DONE before they could
enter a training class, jo.


NO, jo. IT'S YOU who is wasting our time. Dogs are EZ to train
if you know HOWE, jo.

YOU DON'T. You're a blowhard, jo. Your method are LOUSY.
Every thing you've been "taught," IS BULLSHIT.


Oh, speaking of which, have you been to http://www.petloss.com
to make a donation for eddie w's brewskies?

Be SHORE to read all the testimonials, jo. Some of these folks
still
post here in case you want to VERIFY them.

Now smarten up or get the heel outta this business.

Your Get The Heel Outta This Business Wizard. <YGTHOTHW;-:}

----- Original Message -----
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!
Hoku ==================
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Hi, Jerry.

I'm not sure that I'm a 100% convert, or that I agree
with (or even understand) 100% of what you say in this
manual ... BUT ... we had "come" down pat in a few
reps and you could have knocked me down when I tried
the exercise with "drop" and, after a few reps in
different spots Darwin practically *threw* the rubber
ball at my feet on command. He's still not perfect
(just a pup, after all, and he's stubborn enough to
want to push and test me a little bit more).

For what it's worth, I can see (as no doubt you have)
how your usenet manner is likely to rankle a few
folks, but that woman who advocates ear pulling and
beating with sticks deserves everything she gets. Even
if that was the only method that would work, I'd live
with my dog not fetching rather than do any of that.
(Darwin fetches enthusiastically and instinctively,
tho').

Best, ben

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Dave Cohen <cohen1@total.net writes:
Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...

Hi. Please understand that I do not know Jerry and have
spoken with him briefly once by email.

I have no stake or interest in the success of his
business. I simply want to thank him publicly for one
of his tips, with regards to separation anxiety.

I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed
animal and then say good bye to my own dog, but
I am usually a very open minded person, so I tried it.
Well, lo and behold- the damn trick worked!

I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic. Thank you Jerry!

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Jeremy writes:

"A customer recently purchased a Shiba Inu and I suspect
she may be in for a wild ride. This is a breed that I suspect
may respond particularly well to mutual respect style training.

The alpha complex (as I now call it) is likely to
really provoke the dog's naturally competitive nature.

Thanks 1000 times for opening my eyes and don't let
those assholes get you down. I can't be the only person
that sees the sense in your methods. I'm in Windsor,
Ontario, Canada and pass your info to anyone it might
help" Thanks, Jeremy. ================


HOWEDY Paul,

Might seem like that, but it's really MAGICK. VooDoo, actually.
<J;~)

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From: Becky (BeckySiz@new.rr.com)
Subject: Re: Crate Anxiety
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Date: 2002-04-04 12:56:23 PST

Try Jerry Howe's training manual and check out his Doggy
Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did And A ****atoo
Or Two Did Too) machine....it is for this.

Please do not listen to the others in here that don't like
him or his methods, they have never tried them....I have
and it works!!!!

I broke my dog from nipping almost 100% in 1 day and
she usually does this SEVERAL times a day and actually
makes my kids bleed!

Try it or contact him! The manual is at the above website
also, and it is free!

Becky ===========
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It's EZ. Here's HOWE Disciple Paul explains it:

From: Paul B (NOSPAMpaulbousie@clear.net.nz)
Subject: Re: Dog vs cat food (stealing cat food)
Date: 2001-03-03 22:18:03 PST

It's possible to teach a dog not to eat out of a cat bowl
without too much difficulty.

My dogs don't touch the food in the cat bowls although
Roz licks up any bits that have been dropped around the bowls :-)

I used a can with stones in it to create a distraction anytime the
dogs
tried to eat the cats food, followed with immediate praise. It
worked
a
treat. The cats bowls are down all the time, usually there is
food
left
over but the dogs don't eat it, even if we go out and leave the
dogs
with
access inside through a dog door.

Paul

--
Obedience and affection are not related, if they
were everyone would have obedient dogs.

See the dogs, cats, us and pics of NZ etc at my homepage.....

http://home.clear.net.nz/pages/paulbousie/index.html

Updated regularly (last time 23 Jan 01) so keep coming back!!! ====================
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Subject: Re: Get off the bed... please?

Paul B (NOSPAMpaulbousie@clear.net.nz)
Subject: Good dogs!!! bad dogs.??
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
View this article only
Date: 2000/10/21

Something occurred this morning that made me think how
we treat our dogs and what expectations we have of them.

Because it was a Saturday we slept in and the dogs
eventually jumped up on the bed on my wife's side. After
a brief greeting she very abruptly demanded they get down,
"OFF THE BED" she insisted, Sam looked at her perplexed,
so she repeated the "order", so Sam tried to lick her face,
"GET OFF" she said abruptly.

Sam got down but was unsure what he had done wrong. After
a bit they both came over and jumped up on my side, I patted
them etc and eventually asked them to get down, "off the bed,
good dogs" and they hopped off immediately with no prob's.

Eileen asked me why they obey me and not her so easily.
I told her they got down for me because I asked them to,
they know the command "off the bed" or "off anything" so
there is no need to demand it of them, ask them and they
will comply, demand it and they get confused because
they think you are annoyed with them but they don't know
why so they try to "make amends" which is why Sam licked her.

I have found giving dogs "payment" in advance i.e. "Sam
sit goodboy" makes the dogs want to respond, after all, all
dogs want to be "good dogs" and if you tell them they are
good then they feel an obligation to obey your request.

Telling Sam he's a good dog after he sit's apart from been too
late is also a gamble because if he doesn't sit then there's no
positive interaction. Trust your dog, ask it to do your request
and say "good dog" sincerely at the end of the request and I
bet you'll find your dog thinking then responding everytime.

Paul

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From: Paul B (NOSPAMpanders@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Get off the bed... please?
Date: 2001-07-03 03:05:59 PST

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies to
every aspect of the relationship with your dog.

Paul.

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I think you should apologize to our readers
and GET THE HEEL OUTTA HERE you
miserable lying dog abusing Thug.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW; ~ } >