Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get
anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they
had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.

So
they went to the nearest church. But only the janitor was
there.

One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come
out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"

"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and
dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then
he said, "Now, go out and play."

When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What
religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Catholic, because they pour
the water on you. We're not Baptist because they dunk all of
you in it. We're not Methodist because they just sprinkle you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
"Yes. Why, what do you think that means?"
"That means we're Episcopalians."
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