16th June 05:53
joke (down job tampons)
A young Irish guy moves to Sydney and goes to a big department store looking
for a job. The manager asks " do you have any sales experience?"
The kid replies, " Yeah I was a salesman back home!"
Well, the manager liked the kid, so he gave him the job,
" you start tommorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up the manager came down.
" How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says "One!" The manager groans, "Just one? our
sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "101,237.64 dollars"
The manager exlaims "101,237.64 dollars! what did you sell him?"
The kid says " well first I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fish hook and a larger fish hook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod. I asked him where he was going fishing
and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat. We
went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would be able to pull it, so I
took him to the auto department and sold him that 4x4 Shogun."
The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you
sold him a boat and a truck?"
The kid replied " Actually, no. He came in here to buy a box of tampons for
his wife and I said
"Well, since your weekend's ****ed, you might as well go fishing!!!!!!"