the puppy wizard

HOWEDY ****,


That's absurd. 12% FAILURE IS UNACCEPTABLE for living beings.


That's not a fault of DEAFNESS, that's a fault of INSECURITY from being MISHANDLED.

imaginable.

Is deafness and MURDERING DOGS perfection, dr.???


Dog fanciers are dangerHOWES. Deaf dogs are noMOORE
dangerHOWES than hearin dogs or deaf humans... it's all in
HOWE their handled raised and trained, that makes some of
US, HURT and KILL OTHERS:

"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.

What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.


Dalmation fancier? The Puppy Wizard always sez it's
HOWER DOG FANCIERS and S/N Nazis who create
the PARANOIA which fosters BSL and SHELTERS
KILLIN DOGS to HELP them.

It's part of the ETHICKAL DOG BREEDING BUSINESS.

Dalmatian breed."

RIGHT. Seems HOWER good doctor is only interested in MAKIN
MONEY and KILLIN dogs to defend the integrity of his favorite breed.

INDEEDY. You can't blame FEAR AGGRESSION on DEAFNESS.

FEAR is CAUSED by MISHANDLING. The SAME
SAME SAME SAME MISHANDLING as taught by
HOWER EHTHICKAL BREEDERS, trainers, and
behaviorists, of both the dog and child kinda folks.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

A Dog Is A Dog As A Child Is A Child. They Respond
In Predictable Innate, Normal, Natural, Instinctive,
Reflexive, Ways, To Cir***stances And Situations
Of Their Environments Which We Create For Them.

A dog is a dog. Dog behavior ain't dependent on GENETICS.
MISHANDLING is responsible for ALL behavior problems in
both dogs and children.

Here's a couple other fools who agree with The Puppy Wizard:

"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.

What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of my
FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.

"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right action
as separate, not the wise. If any man knows one, he
enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is reached by
wisdom is attained through right action as well. He who
perceives that the two are one knows the truth."

"Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.
What is the use of compulsion then? The love and
hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise
from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct
the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
permission from His FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual.

Force training JERRYIZES dogs, and GETS THEM DEAD.

Every correction is like our dog lovers seeing a new post
from Jerry and every minute of crate anxiety is like reading
another "thanks Jerry, your method/machine saved my dog's
life" post from my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
students...

Now you know HOWE COME professor scruff shake's little
dog masturbates compulsively on his couch if he doesn't
get his five miles of road work every day.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

You mean, like the PIT BULL? They're KNOWN not to
indiscriminately bite, accordin to the BREED FANCIERS
who'll KILL their best dogs on their first grHOWEL at man.

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
~ Mohandas Gandhi -- Adapted with permission from
his FREE copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ ) >

Until there are noMOORE dogs being MURDERED in SHELTERS
and HURT and KILLED by SHELTER folks like tara o. of Boxer
Rescue and janet boss of best friends dog trainin and lying "I
LOVE
KOEHLER" lynn and her rescue partner sindy SADIST mooreon of
HOWER faq's pages at k-9 web and SFGSD rescue amongst others:

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???


I'll be you've never had to put down litters of
beautiful labrador puppies? If you had did, maybe
you'd be singing a different tune?

"Actually, have held them for the tech to euth, and
put their bodies in the trash bag and in the freezer
for the trash company to come and dispose of.

No different tune," ~Emily

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me. I volunteered
as assistant to the euthanasia tech at our local shelter
for a while, and I know a bit about overpopulation and
unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.

Are those MENTAL CASES, or NOT?


Would it be a loss if we had NO Dalmation dogs anyMOORE?

The PROBLEM ain't the BREEDING, it's in the TRAINING.
Confident DEAF DOGS do not attack their human children
for wakin them up. Mom dogs don't DO that to their kin.

PERHAPS THE PROBLEM IS SPAYING AND NEUTERING
YOUR DOGS AND MAKING THEM LESS PARENTALLY
ORIENTED? THAT'S REAL.

You can't continue to blame the dog for ill training
and handling and ill taught kids who molest dogs
as they've been taught by COPYING the actions
of their own abusers.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is
ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is
accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer


The problem ain't DEAFNESS. The PROBLEM is jerkin
and chokin dogs on pronged spiked pinch choke collars
and shockin spayin an neuterin and spraying aversives in
dog's faces and lockin them in boxes and trying to get
HOWET callin THAT, trainin.


Thank you. HOWEver, nHOWE that you understand the
problem with AGGRESSION is NOT the BREEDIN but
the handling and training, you'll be obligated to ammend
your petittion so folks will SEE the CAUSE of HOWER
MISHANDLING and CORRUPT TRAINING is HOWER
dog lovers, the breed fanciers, HOWER SHELTER and
RESCUE dog lovers, HOWER ETHICKAL BREEDERS,
who only want to rip you off for your hard earned dough
and blame the dog for their inability to pupperly handle
and train them, only to compensate for their inferiority
complexes, miserable fragile ego's, and fearful weak
minds, and to MAKE MONEY, not to improve their breed.

"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.

What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.


Displacement Behavior/Extinguishment Bursts/JACKPOTS -
A Relative Judgement Of A Circular Assignment Of Thought

Date: 2003-04-11 05:45:35 PST


HOWEDY People,

Since The Puppy Wizzzard began teaching behaviorISM here
on HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Forum,
you've learned MOORE than you're able to handle in
WON fell swoop.

"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right action
as separate, not the wise. If any man knows one, he
enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is reached by
wisdom is attained through right action as well. He who
perceives that the two are one knows the truth.

Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.

What is the use of compulsion then?

The love and hate which are aroused by the objects of
sense arise from Nature, do not yield to them. They
only obstruct the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by
Krishna with permission from His FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual.

Force training JERRYIZES dogs, and GETS THEM DEAD.

Every correction is like our dog lovers seeing a new post
from Jerry and every minute of crate anxiety is like reading
another "thanks Jerry, your method/machine saved my dog's
life" post from The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Students...

The Puppy Wizzzard has PRESSURED HOWER dog lovers
E***ACTLY as HOWER DOG LOVERS PRESSURE THEIR
DOGS TO MAKE THEM HYPERACTIVE, AGGRESSIVE, SHY,
and PSYCHOTIC and have health DIS-EASES like yeast ear
infections idiopathic epilepsy and all OCD behaviors, endocrine
system failures and urinary / kidney / bladder / intestinal
digestive
DIS-EASES, neuro-myopathies and neuralgias, cushings / addison's
SYNDROMES, even glaucoma, blindness, and DENTAL DIS-EASE.

Now you know HOWE COME professor scruff shake's little
dog masturbates compulsively on his couch if he doesn't
get his five miles of road work every day.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. Those
who KNOW and talk to those who do not know, appear pretty
much like Jerry Howe talking dogs to rpdb or ethics with a
theologian or behavior with a professor of ****-ytic
behaviorISM, who sing the same tune to The SYNDROME.

We're not talkin dog training noMOORE, never have been,
anyHOWE. We're talking HUMAN NATURE, the SCENT
OF FEAR.

"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.

What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizzzard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual.

"It is by muteness that a dog becomes so utterly beyond value."

Like a confessor Priest? Don't bet your dog won't tell on you...

"With him, words play no torturing tricks.........., " John
Galsworthy, adapted with permission from his FREE
copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manaual.

Their behaviors reflect our words, thoughts, actions, and
training quirks. Jerry HOWE. <{TPW ; ~ } >

The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME is the perfect synergy of
love, pride, desire, self will, greed, ego, fear, hate, arrogance,
disbelief, jealousy, embarrassment, shame, guilt, anger, aversion,
attraction, revulsion, repulsion, change, permanence,
enlightenment,
insult, attrition and conditioning, creating adversion, a lowly
life
condition often expiring from stress related health DIS-EASES as
EVIDENCED by the disproportionately high incidences of DEATHLY
ILL dogs like professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into
ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box for ten minutes
contemplation" dermer of the depaertment of ****-ytic behaviorISM
at UofWI's Maxie
The Magnificently FuriHOWESLY Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator,
and PROVEN through professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S CURE of his dog's
recurrent DIS-EASE, right here on The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Forum.

Sit dHOWEN, take off your shoes... an turn your face. Or
you'll get JERRYIZED, just as HOWER dog lovers do to
their dogs.

HOWER forum at this time is going through it's extinguishment
burst just like your dogs do, HOWER dog lovers have hit the
wall and they're not goin out quietly. That too, is CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. ALL behavior problems are CAUSDED BY
MISHANDLING.

The Puppy Wizzzard KNOWS better than to FORCE INTIMIDATE
or SCOLD a DOG. HOWE COME would HE do that to HOWER dog
lovers? CAUSE THEY'RE INTENTIONAL or PATHOLOGICAL LIARS,
HYPOCRITES, and SADISTS.

Let's call it tit for tat, a debt repaid, quid pro quo, The
Puppy Wizzzard's JACKPOT. This place is a GOLDMINE
for studying the complexities of the deranged human psyche
and tinkerin with it... like HOWER DOG LOVERS EXPERIMIENT
with TOOLS to HURT and INTIMIDATE HOWER DOGS
TO DEATH.

This life / death and health threatening event is brought to
you Courtesy Of The Puppy Wizzzard. <}TPW ; ~ ) >

Welcome Students!

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping

When Mamiya went to the priest for personal guidance, he was
asked to explain the sound of one hand clapping. Mamiya
concentrated on what the sound might be.

"You are not working hard enough. You are too attached to food,
wealth, and to that sound. It would be better if you died. That
would solve the problem."

The next time Mamiya appeared before his teacher, he again was
asked what he had to show regarding the sound of one hand.

Mamiya immediately fell over as though dead.

"You are dead, all right, but how about that sound?"

Looking up, Mamiya replied: "I haven't solved that yet."

"Dead men don't speak, get out!," Shakumuni Buddha,
adapted with permission from His FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method manual. <} ; ~ } >

===============================================


HOWEDY mztook,
----- Original Message -----
From: <mztook@juno.com>
To: <dogtrainerhotlist@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Sunday, December 29, 2002 1:10 PM

Subject: A Relative Judgement Of A Circular Assignment Of Thought
= Re: [HotList] ...

<curlcoat@e...>

Well, I'm glad we've had some entertainment. Life is too
short, so have a good time!


lists...

Well, the clicker thing can be EZily explained. I'm not a clicker
fan, BTW. Clicker trainin can increase anxiety to the levels of
seizures and OCD behaviors, even aggression, as a result of
withholding treats and bribes. The C/T method is GUARANTEED
10% FAILURE when the animals have access to GARBAGE or freedom.

So, what is your secret for success? Is it patented?


time...

Oh. IOW, you're still EXPERIMENTING. Yeah, I know HOWE
that is, been there, done that, and now I teach otherWIZE.

EZ, huh?

Only took The Puppy Wizard 40 years. You busy?

method...

Till you met Your Puppy Wizard...


CONGRATULATIONS!!! You've hit the JACKPOT.


You CAN use a clicker, just not HOWE it's TAUGHT.


Right, bait is only a prop for poison proofing.


For WAAAAT? You want to train your dog to naturally
want to do everything you ask, BURNIN HIM ain't gonna
make him WANT to cooperate... so you got to FORCE
the dog, which MIGHT BE O.K... if it worked. IT DON'T.

You force train a dog and when IT refuses to work, you
GOT TO HURT IT or you've BROKEN THE METHOD.

So no, noMOORE shock collars, noMOORE ponged spiked
pinch choke collars, noMOORE GL fastened so tight you
can't get a couple fingers into it.


Just think of all the FREE TIME you're gonna have
when it doesn't take you MONTHS to train a dog
as Your Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Students report 'in milliseconds?."


Dog trainin ain't no challenge to Your Puppy Wizard.
Your Puppy Wizard specializes in training problem
dogs all over the Whole Wild World from sittin right
here, stark ravin nekkid.

CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU'VE HIT THE JACKPOT!!!


Tricks, mztook? Tricks are for kids! Check it HOWET!
This is FOR REAL. I'll train ANY dog anywhere in the
Whole Wild World in RECORD BREAKING TIME from
sittin right here, stark ravin nekkid.

The Puppy Wizard will be HIS paper slippers on that, professional dog trainers.

You got it.


Study your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual and do all the exercises EXACTLY as
instructed and ASK ME if you need help. I'm
available 24/8, but please, study the manual first
so we can have some common understanding
with which to WORK. For FREE.


BOTH THESE GUYS GOT DEAD DOGS CAUSE THEY DIDN'T
BELIEVE THEIR Puppy Wizzzard TILL IT WAS TOO LATE.
"misty" <Momisty@webtv.net> wrote in message news:16990-3CAB1F8C-1@storefull-2293.public.lawson.webtv.net...


<g> A Wits

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============ <"Terri"@cyberhighway


Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs
since I freely admit to having read and, I hope,
understood enough of the manual and it's counterparts by
John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe
and use it.

This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage
of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly
adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the
nagging idea that if people like them had been posting
earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head
of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was
given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he
gasped his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog
into good behavior. Naive is believing that people that
hide behind fake names are more honest than people that
use their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante
dog breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey
(lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.) are the equal or better than
those that have studied and lived by their craft for
decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing
that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are
going to just go away because you people act like fools.

Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea, and I
don't really care.

I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and
take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and
testing. You would never believe the results, so you'll
never know.

I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve,
eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.

Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)

===============

Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
Phone: 1-888-BIOSOUND (1-888-246-7686)
Phone: 1-888-WITSEND (1-888-948-7363)

The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW;-)>

ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day!
/ V)
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizzzard. <}YPW ; ~ } >
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