three-and-a-half-inch

Seriously. When is it going to stop? Listen up community, this is Wavy G,
self-imposed public representative, and I have issues I need to address.
More and more these days, I am seeing automobiles with flashing lights on
them going off all the time. The gas company, tow trucks, road crews...
What's this all about? It used to be only for *important* vehicles. Now it
seems like every stupid-ass company with a truck has to put on a light show
for drivers as they cruise down the beltway. This is really getting old!
But don't fret, public. I, Wavy G, will do what I can to expose this
ever-growing vexation. Just the other day, I yelled out the window at these
clowns working on the electric lines. I was like, "Hey fat-asses, the
'Festival of Lights' was in December, ha-ha-ha," and drove on by as they
stood there scratching their heads. Anyways, if we don't put an end to this
soon, we the people are going to become numn to flashing lights, and probly
not respond appropriately when a police car or an ambulance approaches.
Think of the disasterous consequences. I can see it now: Driving down the
road, flashing lights in the rear-view... "Oh la-di-da. Who is it now? The
fricking cable company? Ooooh, I'm soooo impressed..." Then, before you
know it, an old lady dies because the rescue squad couldn't get to her in
time. Do you people hear what I'm saying? An old lady is dead, and it's
YOUR FAULT. CAN YOU LIVE WITH THIS ON YOUR CONSCIENCE??
When will you wake up, community? Lose the flashing lights, or be it on
your heads! As I have stated before, I am Wavy G, representative of the
peoples, and I am pissed off.

I will be back with more updates in the future.

terry austin

I'll say. Once you find the razor blade, cut long-ways, not cross-ways.

three-and-a-half-inch

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Terry Austin's mom.


Huh? What for?

oldpink

He means how to slice the arteries in your arm, numbnuts.

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And what exactly is a joke?

russell b

Despite all his or her rage, oldpink <oldpink@nltc.net> is still just a rat
in a cage:


How are things at the Funny Farm in Chalfont, lol?

lionel

On Tue, 05 Aug 2003 23:21:06 GMT, in
<3f306655.37820731@news.prodigy.net>, three-and-a-half-inch@stud.org
(Wavy G) said:


It eliminates the embarrassment of waking up in hospital.

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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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three-and-a-half-inch

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Lionel's mom.


Yeah, "waking up in hospital." Real clever, Lionel. Tell the rest of the
Commodores you've got a real hit on your hands here.

lionel

On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 07:42:57 GMT, in <3f322cd3.293375@news.prodigy.net>,
three-and-a-half-inch@stud.org (Wavy G) said:

Just remember: "Down, not across", Mr Crossposting Dude.

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. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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marci

On Thu, 07 Aug 2003 18:16:32 +1000, Lionel <nop@alt.net> said:


oooh what a feeling! when you're dancing on the ceiling!

three-and-a-half-inch

I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with marci's mom.


Come on, quit giving him a hard time. He just recently realized that the
lyrics to "We Are the World" don't rhyme, and some blind chick made a really
unflattering sculpture of his head. LOL?