The puppy wiza 2007-05-10 05:05:56
HOWEDY BINACA bethFIST,
Yeah, poor, poor, puppy!
Would you nHOWE, BINACA bethFIST?
That’s SHEER IDIOCY, BINACA bethFIST,
and The Puppy Wizzzard will be prHOWEd
to tell you WON MOORE TIME, HOWE COME:
INDEED? Dogs are SCAVENGERS. They STEAL
scraps of food and run to HIDE with their backs to
the wall to eat them in solitude, in a heightened state
MOST EVERY TIME we try to BRIBE a SHY DOG,
we TRIGER HIS FEAR, and FOOD AGGRESSION is the RESULT.
That will INCREASE his ANXIETY and make the PROBLEM, worse.
That will prove VERY stressful to the dog, and
in all likelihood, will make IT “FOOD AGGRESSIVE”
even with folks he TRUSTS, because ALL behaviors
are LINKED together through their underlying mechanisms.
In the BEST case scenario, this tack will take several HOWERS
and several days to MAYBE make the dog willingly take the
food and RUN TO HIDE to eat it in solitude and safety.
You’re usin fire to put HOWET a fire, and it BACK FIRES
on you, we got a BITE and a MOORE FEARFUL dog.
You sprayed BINACA in your own dog’s eyes to cure
his ANXIETY barking when you locked IT in a box at
dog training class cause you couldn’t control the environment
to make it MOORE FUN.
For SHORE. And it PROBABLY WON’T WORK.
And it PROBABLY WILL make the PROBLEM, worse.
HOPE? LUCK? PRAY FOR HOPE AND LUCK?
No, BINACA bethFIST. Dog trainin ain’t LUCK.
That so? You’re a IDIOT.
It IS, if you’re A SCAVENGER.
He’ll become MOORE aggressive and PROBABLY, ATTACK.
To feed IT chicken?
“Holier Than Thou”
When is a dog ready to have spikes around ITS throat
to make IT want to be with you?
You’re a liar.
Ever hear the word corrections? What’s a correction?
Your pronged spiked pinch choke collar is often called
a “SELF CORRECTING” collar. That means that it
CORRECTS all by itself… doesn’t it.
Here, “CORRECTIONS” MEANS, HURT THE DOG.
By substituting WINCING and YELPING for jerking
and choking like your BINACA changed your dog’s
barking and whining to CRYIN and rubbin his eyes
on the floor.
The OBJECTIVE of the dozens of spiked prongs
sticking into the dog’s throat is INTIMIDATION
through PAIN and FEAR of PAIN, FORCE, and
Your reply to a dog whining cause he’s being shocked:
“Diddy, they stop whining over a certain loudness.
The dogs quickly learn how loud to whine. Trust me,
I know firsthand. ;-)”
By INTIMIDATION. INTIMIDATION violates TRUST.
INTIMIDATION causes ANXIETY.
INTIMIDATION and ANXIETY and MISTRUST
causes ANIMOSITY, AVERSION, and ADVERSION,
a despicable, lowly, life condition.
When that didn’t work for your pal sinofabitch, she
threw her 8 month old Lab to the ground in an
alphalpha rollover and growled smartly into ITS
throat and neatly BIT HIM on his ear.
Mistrust, animosity, aversion, and adversion cause
SURVIVAL INSTINCT to trigger when the dog is
faced with further intimidation or pain.
Survival instinct tells the dog to fight or flee.
That’s HOWE COME dogs attack their handlers.
That’s why many dogs seem to love their crates,
they’re SAFE FROM YOU, IN THERE.
The dog should get his sense of safety from within himself,
from confidence mirrored from you and based on his trust
concern and love for his family pack. That won’t happen
when the dog is being CORRECTED or FORCED for ANY behavior.
Because he goes NUTS when locked in the crate, that’s
HOWE COME you have your citronella collar to spray
aversives in his face when you’re not using your handy
BINACA breath pocket sprayer.
Well, ya don’t do ADVANCED training till ya get the basic
training finished so you’ll be able to control the advanced
work flawlessly, isn’t that correct, certified petsmart pet professional consultant?
Because HIS CRATE is the only SAFE place in the HOWES.
Because he doesn’t get a sense of SAFETY and SECURITY
from YOU. That’s HOWE come dogs become hyperactive
and suffer separation anxiety and fear of thunder. For that,
The Puppy Wizard won the covetted Full Canvass Jacket Award.
Whining is an ANXIETY behavior.
HOWE come your dog is anxious in class?
Probably cause you’re choking him on your pronged
spiked pinch choke collar.
HOWE would a dog be ANXIOUS in class?
What’s the trainer say? HURT THE DOG?
Well, evidently so, cause they got you handling
your dog on a pronged spiked pinch choke collar.
That’s HOWE COME you got your citronella spray and shock collar.
You mean you intended to freshen his breath?
Because your dog hit the deck wiping his eyes for fifteen
minutes and the entire class was cussin under their breath
“what the heel kinda cretin do we see there???”
Then you RUSHED IT to the vet, who thought the
same same same same, but was GLAD dog abusers
like YOU, GOT MONEY FOR HIM.
Nearly forty years ago when I was training under the
best experts I could find.
That’s HOWE COME you got The Puppy Wizard, NHOWE.
I grew up in a profesional Great Dane kennel. My breeds
are Danes and English Mastiffs. I’ve specialized in
temperament and behavior problems and protection
training for 40 sumpthin years becasue nobody else could
deal with the dogs I had.
You have Paul, Marty, Marilyn, Lisa B, Misty, Robert Crim,
Canis55, Jerome Bigge, Charlie Wilkes, Bogmyrtle, and
Melisande just wrote in yesterday saying THANKS JERRY.
Five of these folks have also used my Doggy Do Right
(And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo Or
Two Did Too) machine.
Why don’t you ask Melisande about her three dogs and
their experience using my manual? Why don’t you ask
Misty or Lisa about their experiences using both my
FREE manual and my fantastic wonderful machine?
Why don’t you ask Paul about his experience, he’s really
into training and dog behavior as is Marilyn. Perhaps
Marilyn will speak about the results she’s seen using my
machine on hand taming and curing her Budgie’s feather
Or you could ask Canis55 what kind of results he’s seen
in his work as a professional trainer using my methods?
And you can ask him about the results he’s seen using
my machine? Go ahead, ask them.
Unless you’ve killfiled all of them as our professor lying doc
dermer did Marilyn when she reported my Surrogate Toy
Separation Anxiety Technique cured her student’s seriously
destructive SA dog in WON session, just as Charlie cured
his dog’s aggression problem in WON session using my
FREE Wits’ End Dog Training Method manual.
Or you could ask your pal jenn, who the last we heard was
she was off to try my method. I didn’t expect her to come
back here to admit that Jerry is right and you’d better figure
that out or get the heel outta this business before I get you
thrown outta your job. Got it?
That’s what you should be worrying about, not the efficacy of my
training methods and the accuracy of The Puppy Wizard’s INFORMATION.