Hotmail mike 2009-05-11 14:44:23
There has oft been discussion of people stealing jocks at the gym.
Well, tonight, just a couple of hours ago, I did just the opposite.
I stuffed a pair of my Hanes underwear into a guy’s gym bag when
I left the Y tonight. Now, keep in mind, this pair had j*** stains
on the front of them and a /nasty/ skid mark in the seat. (I lost
count of the number of t-shirts and pairs of underwear I have ruined
’cause I used them to clean up after ‘abusing’ myself.) I couldn’t
tell if this guy was the type who could appreciate such a ‘gift’ but
I am still chuckling about it hours later.
Also at the Y tonight, I saw the guy (I think there is only one from
the entire Y) that wears a jock strap. My gaydar tells me he is gay,
but I’ve been wrong before. But, he wears a jock, he has a PA and a
scrotal piercing. OK, I am stereotyping but . . .
Mombu 2009-05-11 14:44:29
sounds like you had a fun night ! will the guy who got the Haines figure it
out? that it was you? and as for your gaydar its probably right …or he is
at least bi….. have fun jock it n jack it
Robert e. lewi 2009-05-11 14:44:42
I think I might be a bit alarmed if I found a strange pair of briefs in my
On the subject of the YMCA, I recall noticing a couple of years ago that the
downtown Houston YMCA had an option with its memberships that included
clothing for your workout: they provided T-shirt, shorts, a jock-strap and a
swimsuit, if you wanted it (they did not provide socks, I remember wondering
Mombu 2009-05-11 14:44:46
If I found a gift like used jockey shorts or jock i my bag after being
at the gym I would get so hard I would take them out and sniff them
while I stripped, put them on and beat off. Then I would go back every
day looking for the Guy.
Jockwoof 2009-05-11 14:44:49
When I get really old — I mean *really* old: white hair like
Einstein’s, big bushy eyebrows, saggy b***, wrinkly skin, creaky voice,
and a really wicked sense of humor — I’ll go to the gym and deposit
used hockey shorts and jocks into gym bags of guys like you, and go home
reminiscing about when hardons hurt and fantasize you beating off.
Kec 2009-05-11 20:15:48
I stayed at a hotel in downtown Pittsburgh a few years ago. I think it was
the Doubletree. They had a full gym and would give guests a set of workout
gear including a washed, but many-times used jock. Went there at lunch. It
was packed with hot, sweaty straight dudes working out. I was in the locker
room as they pulled their sweat-soaked jocks off and threw them in a bin.
You know when they get really sweaty, they just roll off in a tight ball. I
knew exactly which jock in that bin belonged to each big p**** and low
hangers. I took about ten of them back to my room and had a sniff festival.
One guy must have just banged a chick because you could smell p**** on his
jockstrap. There were some b i g hairy daddy types there and naturally,
their jocks had a few pubes in them. There was a hot black dude with an 11
incher who sat in the steamroom in his jock. It smelled so great.
Jawilli121 2009-05-11 20:15:52
i stayed @ the double tree a couple of years ago, didn’t use the gym, but used
the pool ! Snag a bike swimmers jock from some guy that was in the sauna.It had
alot of c** on it . and the stain was just wild !