Geoff harbinso 2009-08-23 18:50:43
Hi Ya Folks
I am going to a new support type group for people with ptsd. Are
there any tasteful jokes out there about us.
Nancy 2009-08-23 18:50:45
I’m not sure that we have much of a sense of humor as I cannot remember
ever hearing a PTSD joke. :/
Smile and there will be something to smile about!
Peter 2009-08-23 18:50:48
Peter Lucas springs to mind!
Katz heitmann 2009-08-23 18:53:13
Here’s saying that is funny
just because everyone is out to get you is no reason to be paranoid
I thought I had a handle on life until the handle fell off
No matter how bad things get they can always get even worse
Trusting people can get you crucified
I haven’t lost my marbles I just can’t find them
people like you are why people like me need medication
I thought I was going crazy so I packed light knowing it would be a
I stopped talking to myself out of boredoom
Maybe the admission that you might be crazy proves that you might have
some sanity left
I’d better be crazy or I have a lot of explaining to do
Do you think you could plead not guilty by reason of stupidity
Normality is highly overrated.
we are living in an idiocracy rule by stupid people
I say the court systems are twelve people who weren’t smart enough to
get out of jury duty trying to decide who has the better lawyer
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
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Peter 2009-08-23 18:53:21
That “automated phone message” cracks me up! Thanks.
Catfiadhaich 2009-08-23 18:53:24
A dead rat lies on the road next to a dead lawyer. The difference? There are
skid marks in front of the rat.
‘You smug faced crowds with kindling eye
who cheer when soldier lads march by
sneak home and pray you’ll never know
the H*** where youth and laughter go’