no one should be insulted

One thing I could not comprehend is that how come excellence in IT
knowledge, surely the result of
many years of excellent education in colleges and universities or
self-taught does not give someone the slightest ideas of
respecting others just purely on the fact that he is at least your
fellow human being and deseves a little bit of respect.
IT experts usually have excellent communication skills and after all
they worked with informations, data and
dealing with data communication on the daily basis, will eventually
become excellent communicators.
IT experts or knowledgeable personels usually work in teams, in support
of vast users base in companies, schools,
organisations which make them dealing with people from different levels
on the daily basis, therefore they have excellent interpersonal
relationships, tolerance towards people with less technical knnowledge.
I admire and respect all the best IT people in this group and with my
limited knowledge in computers I can not even hold the candle to these
people, but for the life of me, I can't comprehend why most words by
some members in this group are handled in a felt purpose of hurting
other people so ruthlessly and mercilessly.
There is really a strong intention of making others feel very bad by
some very rude, even in the borderline of obscene and racially divisive
remarks in this group on the daily basis in many discussions and
conversations.
I can feel a sense of pride in one's computer knowlege and their idea
of total intellectuality supremacy has been taken to the extreme that it
becomes arrogance and contempt for anyone else who is not elitist in
computer knowledge and thus should be insulted and humiliated with the
worst profanity ever known to man.
The profanity has even become an artform of ways of using the insult
and humiliation to exert psychological pain on people with the most
effects...Mental power and super intellectuality supremacy has been
used to great length in this case to insult, ridicule and to hurt
people psychologically and they are spectacularly successful at that
(just?) purpose as well.
To hurt people's feeling on the daily basis.
What does all these terms "cuntflaps" "cuntfungus" "yellow" "rice"
"gook" "****wit" etc...repeated in nauseatum here have to do with
Windows XP or discussion on Windows XP, it would be better if you leave
those hurting words out of every conversations and I will be greatly
grateful to you.
Thanks and Regards,

yidish the fairy-lumpsucker

It's called choice. They can choose to help you or they can choose to abuse
you. It seems that when they choose the latter, you have no choice but to be upset.


You plunger-pumping, susceptible moose. You sniveling, asthmatic,
empty-minded delinquent. You manky, fecund cat.

You chivying, tricuspidate, contained ruffian.

You molested, furtive lizard.

You freaking, formless, mildewed hackberry.

You clumsy, thready garden shrub.

You murmuring, bacch****ian, all-encompassing fruit salad.

You whispering, rump-riding froth.

You spuming, inartistic, ineffective mother****er.

You hoveling, deceased, swooning snot****.

You clanging, red-faced spleenwort.

You hooting, intoxicated, horrific jolthead.

You thrown and twisted, burned-out grinner.

You raving, swimming, cheeseparing fungal infection.

You streaked, huffing flea.

You mothering, choleric, savourless hog ****er.

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You cringing, short piece of slime.

You adulterating, storm-beaten, dazed inchworm.

You archeological, fetid twit.

You nidulating, zit-faced, pettish slut.

You dishevelled, shapeless fool.

You suffocating, uneducated, stale hen.

You sour-faced, free burning flipper.

You presuming, homebound, torturing hymen.

You furry, scrabbly cuntrag.

You chuckling, embarrassing, two-ply wet-nurse.

You prosthetic, tapering homo.

You drolling, fattish, blithering adenoid.

You horror-stricken, winy gudgeon.

You boozing, chafed, stinking hairy-legged vampire bat.

You doddery, brainless eyesore.

You little, impractical derelict.

You loitering, spiritless, miserable pubic crab.

You ineffective, ramshackle waitress.

You mewling, inelegant, gussied fruit.

10-Pounder, 44s, a bit of alright, a bit of beef, a bit of bouncy-bouncy, a
bit of brown, a bit of butt, a bit of cauliflower, a bit of crackling, a bit
of crumpet, a bit of cuddle, a bit of ebony, a bit of fat, a bit of flat, a
bit of fork, a bit of front door work, a bit of fun, a bit of ginger, a bit
of hair, a bit of hard for a bit of soft, a bit of how's yer father, a bit
of it, A bit of jam, a bit of meat, a bit of mess, a bit of muslin, a bit of
mutton, a bit of nifty, a bit of nobble, a bit of nookey, a bit of pork, a
bit of quimsy, a bit of raspberry, a bit of ring, a bit of rough, a bit of
rumpty-tumpty, a bit of rumpy-bumpy, a bit of rumpy-pumpy, a bit of skin, a
bit of skirt, a bit of snug, a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, a bit of
stiff, a bit of stuff, a bit of the old in and out, a bit of the other, a
bit on the side, a bit on the Wilde side, a capella, a dash up the channel,
a date with Manuela, a date with Senorita Mano, a knee trembler, a little
game of hide-the-sausage, a little o the one with tother, a little
one-on-one, a little southern romance, a mensa et thoro, a piece of ass, a
piece of calico, a piece of crumpet, a piece of dark meat, a piece of Eve's
meat, a piece of flesh, a piece of fluff, a piece of goods, a piece of
luggage, a piece of meat, a piece of mutton, a piece of patch, a piece of
skirt, a piece of snatch, a piece of stray, a piece of stuff, a piece of
tail, a poke in the whiskers, a poke through the whiskers, a proper bit of
frock, a real pisser, a screamer and a creamer, a soft spot for, a spot hard
breathing, a spot of Cupids archery, a spot of hard breathing, a spot of
heavy breathing, a spot of perving, a squeeze and a squirt, a straight shot,
a tergo, a vinculo matrimonii, a visit from Mother Fist, aardvark, Aaron's
Rod, abacterial, abactio partus, abandoned woman, abareskin, abasiophilia,
abatement, abbess, abbesse, abbot, abdicate, abdomen, abdominal, abdominal
abortion, abdominal cavity, abdominal delivery, abdominal hysterectomy,
abdominal ostium, abdominal pregnancy, abdominal protector, abdominal
testes, abdominal testicle, abdominal wall, abduct, abduction, Abélard,
aberrant, aberrant ***, aberrant ***ual behavior, aberration, Abigail,
abirritant, ablate, ablatio penis, ablatio placentae, ablation, ablaze,
ablutolagnia, ablutomania, ablutophilia, ablutophobia, ablutoskepsis,
abnormal, abnormal bleeding, abnormal chromosome effects, abnormal forms,
abnormal presentation, abnormal psychology, abnormality, abominable and
detestable crime against nature, abominable crime, abominable crime against
nature, abominable pants worm, aboratorium, abort, aborted, aborticide,
abortifacient, abortion, abortion law, abortion pill, abortion rate,
abortionist, abortion-on-demand, abortive, abortively, abortuary, abortus,
abortus artificialis, abortus completus, abortus imminens, abortus
incipiens, abortus incompletus, abortus septicus, abortus spontaneous, about
to drop, About-To-Find-Pups, Abraham, Abraham's bosom, abrasion, abrasive,
abruptio placentae, abs, abscess, a-buck, a-bucking, abulia, abuse oneself,
abuse someone else, abuse-dwarfism, abyss, acanthophallic, acarophobia,
acaudal, acaudate, acault, accept a proposal, acceptive phase, acceptive
stage, acceptor, accessory chromosome, accessory gland, accessory placenta,
accessory urethral c****, accident prone, accidental abortion, accidental
homo***uality, accidental ****ography, accommodate, accommodation house,
accordion, accordion solo, accosting the Oscar Meyer, accouchement,
accoucheur, accoucheuse, account executive, accoutrements, Accu-Jac,
acculturation, AC-DC, AC-DC bar, ace, ace ****, ace gear, ace lover, Ace of
Spades, ace poker, ace queen, acedolagnia, acey-deucey, ache for, achers,
achilous, aching for a side of beef, achnutshik, acid phosphatase, acini,
acinitis, acinus, Ackerman breast types, Ackerman Types, acknowledged
father, acmasia, acme, acmegenesis, acne, acne syphilitica, acne vulgaris,
acokoinonia, acomoclitic, acomovulvate, aconuresis, acorn, acorn-picker,
acorns, acousticophile, acousticophilia, acquaintance, acquaintance ****,
acquired immune deficiency syndrome, acquired immunodeficiency syndrome,
acquired syphilis, acral, acromphalus, acrophilia, acrophobia, acrorthosis,
acrosomal, acrosomal reaction, acrosome, acrosome reaction,
acrotometophilia, acrotomophile, acrotomophilia, act ass, act of
androgynation, act of darkness, act of generation, act of kind, act of love,
act of pleasure, act of shame, act of sport, Action, actirasty, activating
cruise control, activating effects, active algolagnia, active and passive,
active castration complex, Active Citizens, active Greek, active partner,
active ***ual trauma, active sodomist, actress, actress starlette, actual
failure rate, actual intercourse rate, actus brevia, acucullophallia,
acucullophallic, acucullophilia, acucullus, aculeophallic, acupressure,
acute, acute HIV infection, acute infection, acute prostatitis, acyclovir,
acyesis, ad feminam, Adam, Adam and Eves togs, Adam-and-Eve it,
Adam-and-Eveing, adamantine organon, adamatical, adamic, adamical, adamise,
adamism, adamite, adamize, Adam-like, Adam's apple, Adams arsenal, Adam's
Cave, Adam's clothing, Adam's dagger, Adams pyjamas, Adam's whip, addressing
Mr. Palmer, adelophilia, adelphepothia, adelphirexia, adelphithymia,
adelphogamy, adelphogomous, adjusting your set, admirate, admiration,
admire, admirer, adolescence, adolescent growth spurt, adolescent
homo***uality, adolescentilism, A-double scribble, adrenal cortex, adrenal
glands, Adriatic tummy, adulate, adulation, adult, adult baby, adult book,
adult bookshop, adult entertainment, adult entertainment center, adult
magazine, adult movie, adult novelties, adult toystore, adultera, adulterer,
adulteress, adulterine, adulterine child, adulterous affair, adultery,
adultism, advanced in years, advancing years, adventure, adventuress,
advertise, advertising bar, advertising pilgrim, aelurophobia, aerola
mammae, aesthetically advantaged, aesthetically challenged, aesthetically
impaired, affair, affair of love, affair of the heart, affaire d'amour,
affaire de coeur, affaire d'honneur, affairs, affection, affenliebe, af***,
afghan, aflutter over, AFOAF, A-frame ******, African queen, African
toothache, Afrodite, after part, after parts, afterbirth, afterburner,
after-market, afternoon, afternoon delight, afternoon gig, afternooner,
afters, agalmatophilia, agape, agapemone, agapism, agaptism, agastopia,
agate, age, age of consent, age of majority, age segregation, Age
Verification Service, aged, agedness, ageism, agfay, aggie, aggressive
pedophile, agility, aging, aging actress, agliophobia, Agnes, agnuopia,
agomphathymia, agonophilia, agon******os, agoraphile, agoraphilia,
agoraphobia, agoraphobic, agraphobia, agreeable ruts of life, agrexophrenia,
agriophrenia, agrizoophobia, agromania, agrypnolagnia, agynophelymity,
agyrophobia, ahall, A-hole, aichmophobia, aidacratia, aidocratia,
aidoiomania, aidomania, AIDS terrorist, ailuromania, ailurophile,
ailurophobia, aim Archie at the Armitage, aimless amy, ain, ainphiphilia,
air bags, air biscuit, air dance, air express, air one's pores, air the
dairy, air your guts, airborne copulation, airing her dairy, airing the
orchid, airs and graces, airtight, aischrolatreia, aischrology, alamo!, Alan
Whiskers, albedosynia, albino custard, albutophilia, alcahueta, alcahuete,
alchemy, algesis, algogenesolagnia, algolagnia, algolagnic, algolagnist,
algopareunia, algophile, algophilia, algophily, algophobia, alg******ia,
alg****nia, algorsenia, algoterpsia, alibido, Alice, all aflutter over, all
aquiver over, all bitched up, all butched up, all day, all night, all diked
out, all for, all forlorn, all fussed up, all het up, all hot and bothered,
all man, all meat, no potatoes, all mouth, all penis *******, all pink on
the inside, all ***ed up, all shaky-shivery, all steamed up, all the arts,
all the way, all **** and teeth, all to ****, all wool and a yard long, all
worked up, allantotrioism, all-beef sausage, allergic to, alley, alley
affair, alley apple, alley cat, alley job, alley number, alley queen,
alleyway, alligator, all-night man, all-night movie, all-night trick,
all-nighter, alloandrism, alloeroticism, allogynia, alloiophilia,
alloiophilic, allonemia, allopellia, all******ia, allotriorasty, allovalent,
All's Not Quiet on the Waterfront, allsbay, allurement paraphilias, almanac,
almond, almond rock, almond rock candy, aloha, alpha and omega,
alphamegamia, Alphonse, alprosradil, alright, Alsatian,
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica, altar it, altar of hymen, Altar of Love,
altar of pleasure, altar room, altared, alter kocker, altered, alternately
gendered, alternating flame, alternative lifestyle, alternative lovestyle,
altocalciphilia, altogether, altophobia, alveoli, alvinolagnia, Amanda,
Amantes sunt amentes, Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur, amasius, amastia,
amateur, amateur night, amative, amatorculist, amatorial, amatory, amatory
pleasures, amatripsis, amaurophilia, amaxophobia, ambibiosis, ambibombe,
ambidexterity, ambidextrous, ambierastia, ambiguous, ambiguous gender,
ambi***trous, ambi***ual, ambi***uality, ambivalence, amblyopic organ,
amblyrosis, ambo***ual, ambulophobia, amelotasis, amelotatist, amenorrhea,
American by injection, American sock, American trombone, amiable, amicus,
amies, ammunition, ammunition whore, amokoscisia, amomaxia, amor, amor
insanus, amor lesbicus, amor sui, Amor vincit omnia, amoretto, amorist,
amorosa, amoroso, amorous, amorous congress, amorous glance, amorous
paranoia, amorous rites, amour, amour fou, amour propre, amour socratique,
amourette, ampailang, ampallang, ampersand, amphierotic, amphieroticism,
amphierotism, amphigenetic gender, amphigenic invert, amphigenous inversion,
amphiphilia, amphi***ual, ample-bodied, ample-bodied woman, amply endowed,
amputation, amputation fetish, amputee, amputee fetish, amychesis,
amychophobia, amy-john, amyl nitrite, amyl queen, anaclisis, anaclitic,
anaclitism, anaesthesia ***ualis, anagapesis, **** announcement, **** beads,
**** birth, **** borer, **** buccaneer, **** coitus, **** collar, ****
copulation, **** copulator, **** dance, **** delight, **** egg, ****
eroticism, **** exudate, **** fantasies, **** felching, **** fetishism, ****
fire water, **** fissure, **** fisting, **** fistula, **** impotence, ****
injector, **** insert, **** inserts, **** intercourse, **** intruder, ****
jabber, **** job, **** joyrider, **** leakage, **** lovemaking, ****
************, **** orifice, **** play, **** plug, **** rampooner, ****
scientist, **** ***, **** ***ual play, **** sphincter, **** stormtrooper,
**** toy, **** violin, **** virgin, ****-genital intercourse, ****inctus,
****ingus, ****ipsation, ****ism, ****ist, ****ity, ****ize, ****-****
fantasy, ****-sadistic, Ananga Ranga, anaphrodisia, anaphrodisiac,
anaphrodite, anaphroditic, anaphroditous, anaspadias, anasteemaphilia, anat,
anatomical ***, anatomically correct, anchored, androcentrism, androdyke,
androglossia, androgyne, androgynophilia, androgynous, androgynous dyke,
androgynous ****ing, androgyny, android, androidism, andrologist, andrology,
andromania, andromimetic, andromimetophilia, androphile, androphilia,
androphilic, androphilist, androphobia, androsodomy, androtrope, androzoon,
anerotic, aneroticism, anesodia, anesthesia, angel, angel food, angel
kisses, angel with a dirty face, angelcakes, Angelina, Angelina sorority,
angel's gear, angel's suit, anger rapist, angle, angle of the dangle,
Anglican length, anglophobia, angrophobia, Angus, anhedonia, anile,
anililagnia, anilingism, anilingus, anility, animal, Animal House, animal
***, animal training, animalist, animated ivory, anisogamia, anisomastia,
anisonogamist, ankle cuffs, ankle restraint, ankle up the aisle, anklebiter,
ankle-biter, annular hymen, anocrat, anocratism, anogenital, anogenital
intercourse, anolinctus, anolinguist, anolingus, anomalous, anonyma,
anonymous ***, anoperineal, anophelophobia, anophelorastia, anophile,
anorapt, anoraptus, anorast, anorchia, anorchid, anorchidism, anorchism,
anorchous, anorectal, an******ia, anosmia, another thing, another way to
love, answer a call to the warden's office, answer nature's call, answer the
bone-a-phone, answer the call of nature, ansy-pay, antaphrodisiac,
antaphroditic, ante coitum, anteater, antholagnia, Anthony Blunt,
anthophobia, anthrophobia, anthropoid, anthropophagolagnia, anthropophagus,
anthropophagy, anthropophobia, antiaphrodisiac, antiblennorrhagic, anti-bod,
antifetishism, antiluetic, antiman, Antipodes, antipudic, antique dealer,
antisyphilitic, antivenereal, anuptaphobia, anuresis, anuria, anurous, anus,
anus queen, anus worship, anything in trousers, anything on two legs, a-one
and a-two and a-three, apache, apadrayva, apandria, apantrophy, apartment
girl, aperture, aperture of bliss, aphallata, aphallate, aphallatosis,
aphanisis, aphephobia, aphilophrenia, aphoria, aphrodette, aphrodisia,
aphrodism, Aphrodite, Aphrodites Evostick, apistia, apodyopsis,
apodysophilia, apophallation, aposthia, Apostle's grove, Apostle's pinch,
apotemnophile, apotemnophilia, apotemnophobia, apparatus, apparatus
urogenitalis, appendage, appetence, appetency, appetent, appetite,
appetition, apple dumplings, apple head, apple of one's eye, apple squire,
apple-dumpling shop, apple-polisher, Apples, applying for a fishing
liscence, applying lip gloss, applying the hand brake, appreciate,
appropriate member, appurtenances, apricot brandy, apricots, apron high,
apron husband, apron knight, apron strings, Apron Up, aquaphobia, Arabian
Goggles, arachnephilia, arachnephobia, arachnophobia, arbor vitae,
archangel, arching for it, archorrhea, ardor urinae, ardor veneris, Are you
keeping it for the worms?, Are you red sails in the sunset?, Are you saving
it for the worms?, arenokoites, areola, areola of the mammary gland, areola
papillaris, aris, arm, arm aerobics, arm breaker, arm of love, armbinders,
arm-clutcher, armful, arm-in-armer, arm-in-arming, armor, armored division,
armstrong heaters, armswing, armswinging, around the world, around the world
in eighty ways, arrhenphobia, arrow, Ars Amandi, ars erotica, ars musica,
arse, arse about, arse bandit, arse beard, arse bender, arse cooler, arse
crawler, arse curtains, arse from elbow down, arse gas, arse grease, arse
over teakettle, arse over tit, arse pirate, arse pish, arse up, arse worm,
arse-bone, arsecons, arseduke, arse-****, arse-g****s, arsehole, arseholed,
arsenal, Arsenal's playing at home, arsenosadism, arse-opener, arseovoir,
arseparts, arse-piss, arseplay, arser, arse-wedge, arsey-versey, arsometry,
arsy-tarvy, art of pleasure, art of uni***, arthur, artichoke, article,
article of virtue, articulate the archdeacon, artificial penis, artillerie
de Cupidon, artillerie de Venus, artist, artiste, arts, artsy-fartsy, arvo,
as God made one, as the actress said to the bishop, a***ual, a***ualization,
ashes hauled, Ashtoreth, ask for the ring, aspen leaf, aspermatism,
aspermia, asphaltic, asphyxiaphile, asphyxiaphilia, asphyxiator,
asphyxiophilia, aspro, ass, ass about, ass around, ass backwards, ass blow,
ass boy, ass broker, ass business, ass crack, ass farmer, ass games, ass
goblin, ass grease, ass hound, ass in a sling, ass jabber, ass king, ass
kisser, ass leech, ass man, ass master, ass merchant, ass middleman, ass
middlewoman, ass mites, ass over head, ass pirate, ass play, ass plug, ass
queen, ass thrasher, ass-a-holic, assaroonie, assault on a friendly weapon,
assault with a friendly weapon, ass-bandit, ass-bite, ass-bone, assc,
ass-deep, assecons, assed up, ass-end, assets, ass-****, ass-****er,
ass-****ing, ass-gunner, asshole, ass-hole, asshole bandit, asshole buddies,
asshole buddy, asshole ****ing, asshole liaisons officer, asshole plugging,
assignation, assignation house, assisted shower, ass-kisser, ass-kissing,
ass-licker, ass-licking, assmosis, ass-opener, ass-out, ass-peddler, asspro,
ass-seller, ass-to-mouth, ass-tronaut, assume the position, ass-wedge,
ass-wipe, ass-wiper, assy, Astarte, asthenophobia, astraphobia, astrophobia,
asymmetriphobia, asymptomatic viral shedding, at it, ataxiophobia,
ataxophobia, atelia, atelophobia, Athanasian wench, athazagoraphobia,
athenian, athletic supporter, Athor, atocia, atom bombs, atony of the
bladder, atresia ******e, attachment, attacking the one-eyed purple-headed
warrior, Attila The Hen, attitudes, attitudinize, attractive, atypical
paraphilia, atypical psycho***ual dysfunction, atypical ***ual behavior, au
naturel, audiotext, audition the finger puppets, auditioning the hand
puppet, auger, aulophobia, aunt, aunt Annie, aunt eater, aunt fancy, Aunt
Flo, aunt Flo's here, aunt Mame, aunt Maria, aunt Mary, aunt Mathilda, Aunt
Rosie Is in Town, auntie, auntie man, auntie queen, auntys round, aural ***,
Australian active, Australian passive, Australian ***, Aut amat aut odit:
nil est tertium, autagonistophilia, autassassinophilia, auto pimp,
autoabasiophilia, autoagonistophilia, autoassassinatophilia,
autoassassinophilia, autodermatophagia, autodysomophobia, autoerotic
asphyxia, autoerotic asphyxiation, autoerotic death, autoerotic
strangulation, autoeroticism, autoerotism, autofetishism, auto-fisting,
autoflagellation, auto-genital stimulation, autogynephilia, autohedonia,
auto-hedonia, automasochism, automatic muzzle loader, automono***ualism,
automutilation, automysophilia, automysophobia, autonecrophilia,
autonepiophilia, autopaedophilia, autopederasty, autopedication,
autopedophilia, autophagy, autophilia, autophobia, autosadism,
autoscophilia, autoscopophilia, auto**** ******, autumn of life,
auxiliaries, available, avisodomy, awaken the bacon, awaken the libido, away
the trip, awful-wedded wife, awkward, axe wound, axed, axilla, axillar,
axillary, axillary intercourse, axillism, axle grease, ayuga, Aztec hop,
Aztec two-step, babaloos, babe, babe lair, babe on wheels, babe-a-cious,
babe-a-licious, babellicious, babe-o-rama, babes having babies, babette,
babia majora, babooms, baby, baby bar, baby bar, the, baby beef, baby blue,
baby blues, baby boom, baby boomer, baby botter, baby botting, baby box,
baby buggy, baby bumpars, baby bumpers, baby bust, baby buster, baby butch,
baby child, baby chute, Baby Crockett, baby custard, baby doll, baby dyke,
baby face, baby fat, Baby Food, Baby Gets Clean, baby gravy, baby in the
boat, Baby Juice, baby motel, baby owl, baby paste, baby pillows, baby
porker, baby pro, baby talk, baby up, baby vamp, Baby-Bound, babycakes,
baby-faced, baby-factory, baby-gallop, baby-girl, baby-grinder, baby-kisser,
Baby-Maker, baby-makers, baby-making love, babyolatry, babyology,
baby-****r, baby's, babys arm, baby's cries, babys dinners, baby's forarm,
babys forearm, babys public house, baby-snatcher, baby-split, Bacch****ia,
Bacchus march, bach, bach it, bach night, bachelette, bachelor, bachelor
bait, bachelor girl, bachelor night, bachelorette, bachelor-man,
bachelor-mother, bachelor's baby, bachelor's delight, bachelor's fare,
bachelor's life, bachelor's wife, bachelor-woman, bacillophobia, bacilluria,
back, back breaker, back cave, back door, back door trots, back door
trumpet, Back Drop Club, back end, back eye, back garden, back hole, back
in circulation, back jump, back number, back one out and snap it off, back
parlor, back part, back parts, back passage, back porch, back room, back
scuttle, back seat, back seat driver, back slice, back slit, back talk, back
teeth are afloat, back teeth are floating, back way, back wheels, back yard,
back yard prowler, back-alley, backassed, backdoor, back-door bandit,
back-door boogie, back-door buddy, back-door burglar, back-door
conquistador, back-door dirt box, back-door man, back-door milkman,
back-door work, backdoor-birth, backed up, backeye slice, backeye slit,
backfire, backgammon, backgammon player, backgammoner, backhand drive,
backhouse, backland, back-patter, backs, backs against the wall!, backs to
the wall chaps!, back-scratcher, backside, backside artist, back-slapper,
backslidious hypocritious, backstage, backstair affair, backstroke roulette,
backswing, backtalk, backup, backward about coming forward, backwards burp,
backwoods fiddler, backy, bacon, bacon and eggs, bacon bazooka, bacon bomb
doors, bacon fed, bacon hole, bacon rind, bacon sandwich, bacon strips,
bacterial cystitis, bacterial ***ually transmitted diseases, bacterial STDs,
bacterial vaginosis, bacteriophobia, bacteriuria, bad, bad blood, bad boy,
bad breaker-upper, bad case of the tins, bad date, bad disease, bad girl,
bad lamps, bad lay, bad news, bad reputation, bad ***, bad talk, bad thing,
bad week, bad woman, bad-ass, bad-ass mf, badge, badger, badger game,
badhouse, badido, bag, bag bride, bag of bones, bag of coke, bag of fruits,
bag of tricks, bag off, bag shanty, bag up, bagadga, bagel baby, bagels,
bag-filler, baggage, baggage-boy, Bagged, bagger double entry, baggette,
baggie, bagnio, bagpipe, bag-piper, bagpipes, bagpiping, bags, bags of
mystery, bag-twister, bahookie, bait, bait the hook, bajongas, bake
potatoes, baked alaska, baked ass, baker flying, baker's closed, baker's
dozen, bakery goods, balaclava, balanitis, balano-, balanotage, balcony,
bald, bald ********er, bald eagle, bald headded mouse, bald journey, bald
man, bald man in a boat, Bald-Headed, Bald-Headed Butler, bald-headed
candidate, Bald-Headed Champ, bald-headed hermit, bald-headed mouse,
bald-headed rat, baldwin, baldy, bale of straw, Balkans, Balkans, the, ball,
ball and chain, ball bag, ball basket, ball breaker, ball buster, ball
collar, ball dancing, ball gag, ball gown, ball locks, ball of fire, ball
off, ball restraint ring, ball sack, ball someone or something up, ball
stretcher, ball stretcher with chain, ball torture, ball toy, ball wracker,
ballad bar, ballane, Ballarat, ballast, ballasts, ballbag, ball-bearing oil,
ball-bearing stewardess, ball-breaker, ball-buster, ball-busting, ballers,
ball-face, balling, balling off, balling the jack, ballinocack, Ballock,
ballock bag, ballocker, ballock-*****, Ballocks, ballocky, balloon, balloon
knot, ballooning, ballooning effect, balloons, ballroom, balls, balls and
all!, balls and bat, balls deep in the furry fun house, balls deep into your
fist, balls eye, balls in a sling, balls like a scoutmaster, ballsey,
ballsy, ball-tearer, ballum ran***, Baloney, baloney colonic, baloney hop,
baloney pony, baloney ride, baloobas, balum ran***, bam bam, bambi, bambi
effect, bambi ***, bamboo stick, bamboochas, bamsey, Banana, banana car,
banana skin, banana splits, bananas & cream, bananas and cream, banbury,
band, band in the box, band moll, band rat, Bandage, band-box, band-house,
bandicooting, band-member, bang, bang and biff, bang artist, bang away, bang
it, bang like a shithouse door in a gale, bang like a shithouse door in a
wind, bang like a shithouse door in the wind, bang the banjo, bang the
bishop, bang the wanger, bang-bang-bang, banged up, banger, banger hanger,
Bangers, banging, banging away, banging fudge, banging the drum, bangles,
bangs like a bunny, bangs like a tappet, bangster, bangtail, bang-up, banjo
eyes, banjo string, banjoed, bank, bank and biff, bank with Barclays,
bankside lady, banned, bannocks, banns, bans, baps, bar, bar girl, bar
handles, bar hustler, bar on, Barbarella, barbecue, barber's chair,
barbettes, Barbie, Barclay's bank, bardajes, bare, bare brisket, bare-ass,
bare-assed, bareback, bareback rider, bareback ***, barebacking,
bare-breasted, bare-bum, bare-chested, bared, barefoot, bare-***** and in
the flesh, bare-skin, bare-skinned, barf, barf someone out, barfairy, barfed
out, barfly, bargain ba*****t, barge, barge pole, barges, bark, bark a sharp
report, bark at ants, barkers, barking at the ape, barking carrots, barking
spider, barking spider has a cigar, barn burner, barnacle, barndoor, Barnet,
Barnet Fair, barney, Barnwell ague, baroselgia, barosmia, barracuda, barrel
ass, barrelhouse, barren, barrenness, Barrer Moke, barse, bart,
basculocolpia, basculophilia, base ****, base over apex, base trio, the,
base-begotten child, baseborn, ba*****t, base-son, bash leather, bash the
bishop, basher, bashing the bishop, bashing the candle, bashing the dummy,
basis, basiter, basitrix, basket, basket crusher, basket days, Basket for
Days, basket lunch, basket making, basket of goodies, basket party, basket
picnic, basket shopping, basket weaving, basketeer, basketful of meat,
basket-watcher, basket-watching, basoexia, basorexia, bas******us,
basorthosis, Basra belly, bass ackwards, bastard, bastardly gullion,
Bastille, bastinado, basting the meat, basting the tuna, bat and balls, bat
boy, bat house, bat off, bat one's eyes at, bat shit, bat up, bat-cave,
batcaver, batch, batch night, batchelor's fare, bat-foul, bath bun, bath
house, bath of birth, bathing beauty, bathroom, baths, the, Bathsheba,
Bathtub eel, bathysadism, Batman and Robin, baton, batonophobia, bats for
both sides, bats for the other side, bats wings, batter, batter the sausage,
battered, battering piece, battering ram, batti, batting and bowling,
batting for both sides, batting for the other side, batting practice,
battle, battle of the bulge, battle of the ***es, battle-axe, battlefat,
battler, battling the purple-helmeted warrior, batty, batty about, batty
boy, batty rider, battybwoy, batty-hole, battyman, bauble, baubles, baume de
vie, bawangos, bawble, bawbles, bawd, bawd's house, bawdy, bawdy banquet,
bawdy basket, bawdy cleft, bawdy house, bawdy monosyllable, bawls, bay
window, bayadere, Bayonet, bayonet drill, bayonet wound, bayot, baz, bazaar,
bazongas, bazongies, bazonkers, bazoo, bazooka, bazooka shooter, bazookas,
bazoomas, bazoombas, bazooms, bazoomy, bazoongas, bazoongies, bazumbas, in a
woman's beef, be intimate with, be with a woman, beach bash, beach bitch,
beach blanket, beach blanket bingo, beach bunny, beach dyke, beach whale,
beached whale, beads, beak, beam, bean, bean bags, bean belly, bean flicker,
bean flickologist, bean juice, bean pods, bean pole, bean queen, Bean
Tosser, beanbags, bean-eater, beaner, beanfeast, beanie, bean-jacks, beanor,
beans, bean-shooter, bean-spillng, bean-tosser, beany, bear, bear lover,
bear play, bear trapper's hat, beard, beard flit, bearded, Bearded Blood
Sausage, bearded clam, bearded lady, bearded leisure center, bearded oyster,
bearded taco, bearded woman, beard-splitter, bear-garden language, bearskin,
beast, beast fetishism, beast with two backs, beastess, beastette,
beast-****, beastialist, beastiality, beastliness, beat, beat a trick, beat
it, beat it while the beating is good, beat meat, beat moll, beat of one's
heart, beat off, beat one's little brother, beat one's time, beat Pete, beat
someone with the ugly stick, beat the bald-headed bandit, beat the beaver,
beat the bishop, beat the dork, beat the dummy, beat the goose, beat the
gun, beat the hog, beat the meat, beat the pud, beat the pup, beat the
tom-tom, beat to it, beat with the ugly stick, beat your meat like it owes
you money, beating, beating about the bush, beating around the bush, beating
fantasies, beating her with the ugly stick, beating it with a smile on your
face, beating off, beating the bait, beating the bed flute, beating the
bishop, beating the bologna, beating the boner, beating the bush, beating
the meat, beating the old man, beating the piss outta my best friend,
beating the pud, beating the snake, beating the stick, beating tool, beating
your meat, beating your meat on the toilet seat, beatoff, Beattie and Babs,
beau nasty, beauhunk, Beaulah, beauns, beausom, beaut, beauties, Beautiful
People, beautocks, beauts, beauty, beauty mark, beauty parlor, beauty spot,
Beave, The, beaver, beaver base, beaver beach, beaver cleaver, beaver flick,
beaver fryer, beaver hunt, beaver lever, beaver loop, beaver patrol, beaver
pose, beaver posse, beaver shooter, beaver shooting, beaver shot, beaver
tail, beaver trap, beaver-retriever, become a lady, become houseproud,
become man and wife, bed, bed bait, bed bargain, bed breath, bed bugs, bed
bunny, bed down, bed down with, bed faggot, bed flute, bed hopper, bed
house, Bed of Nails, bed partner, bed rite, bed sister, bed someone, bed
someone down, bed sports, bedbug, beddable, beddies, beddy, bed-fellow,
bedful of sin, bedmate, bed-presser, bedroom eyes, bedswerver, bed-swerver,
bedtime story, bedventure, bedwork, bedworthy, bee bites, bee stings,
Beecham's Pills, beef, beef bags, beef banana boy, beef bayo with extra
mayo, beef bayonet, beef beef, beef box, beef burger, beef cakes, beef
curtains, beef eater, beef extract, beef gravy, beef in the can, beef
injection, beef jerky, beef jibber, beef on the hoof, beef stick, beef
whistle, beef-a-roni, beefbot, beefcake, beefcake books, beefcake film,
beefcakery, beefcakes, beefer, beefsteak, beefsteak and onions, beefsteak,
hold the onions, beef-stroke-it-off, beef-tugging, beefy, beehive, bee-hive,
beeples, beer barrel, beer belly, beer can, beer tumor, bees and bees, bees
knees, beetle, beetlebonnet, beetleskin, beeveedees, beezer, begonias,
beguile, beguin, behavioral trans***ualism, behind, behind door work, behind
the behind, beige, being pinned, bejonkers, beldam, belfa, bell, bell
cheese, bell dancing, bell peppers, bell polishing, bell ringers, belle boy,
belle chose, bell-end, bell-end of the penis, bell-knobbed, bell-rope,
bell-swagged, belly, belly ass, belly bristles, Belly Buster, belly button,
Belly Entrance, belly full, belly itching, belly plea, belly ride, belly
rub, Belly Ruffian, belly seed, belly slapping, belly thicket, Belly Up,
belly warmer, belly whiskers, belly woman, belly-bump, belly-bumper,
belly-bumping, belly-buster, belly-****, belly-****er, bellyful of
marrow-pudding, bellying, belly-piece, belly-queen, bellyrina, bellys,
belly-to-belly, belly-up, belly-whiskers, belomophobia, belonephilia,
belonephobia, belongings, beloved, below the belt, below the navel, belt,
belt buster, belter, belt-fed mortar, belting, bemascopia, Ben Wa Balls,
bend, bend a pipe on the pisser, bend down, bend over, bend some ham, bend
someone over, bender, bends, the, bene mort, benjamin, benny, benny house,
benrus queen, ben's gran, bent, bent as a nine bob note, bent ****, bent
stick, bent-wrist, benzadrina, beo, bequeath your genes, berdache, berk,
Berkeley Hunt, berkeleys, berker, Berkley, Theresa, berkleys, berks,
Berkshire Hunt, bermuda triangle, berries, berry, berthas, Bertie, besotted,
bessie, best and plenty of it, best and plenty of it, the, best friend, best
girl, best in Christendom, best leg of three, best part, best piece,
bestial, bestialist, bestiality, bestialsadism, bestow one's hand,
best-worst part, Bethlehem Steel, better fraction, better half, better ***,
betty, Betty Bouffant, Betty Bracelets, Betty shits her dress, Betty
shitting her shoes, Betty Swollocks, between hay and grass, between the
legs, between the sheets, between you and me is the bed post, Beulah,
Beulah-lover, beverada, Beverly, bewifed, bezongas, bi, bi bar, bi
community, bias-free, biastophile, biastophilia, biatch, bib, bibbing,
bibble chunks, bicho, bi-coastal, bi-curious, bicycle, bicycle rider, biddy,
bidet, bienfaiteur, BIF, biff, biffa, biffer, biffie, biffin, biffin bridge,
biffing off, biffits bridge, biffon, biforatia, Big A, the, big bamboo, Big
Bang, Big Bang Theory, big beast, the, big Ben, Big Bertha, big bird, big
bite, big brother, big brown eyes, big browneys, big casino, big chester,
big conk, big ****, big daddy, big dame hunter, big date with Rosy Palms,
big **** from Boston, big **** queen, big dipper, big F, big F, the, Big
feet, big meat, big fella, big fella, the, Big Foot Joe, big for dates, big
G, big game, big game hunter, big game hunting, big girl flamboyant, big
hair, big head, big hit, big hug, big hunk of meat, big J, Big Jim and the
twins, big job, big jobbies, big jobs, big legs, big love, big moment, Big
nose, big hose, big number, big O, big one, big piece of meat, big potty,
big red, big S, big shit, big shot, big stroke time, big T, the, big tender,
big time, big twenty, big up your chest, big V, big wand, big wheel, Big
with Child, big woman, bi-gaited, bigamist, bigamous, bigamy, big-ass,
big-bellied, bigendered, bi-gendered, biggest enthusiasm, biggums, bi-guy,
Bihari procedure, bijou, bike, biker, bikini, bikini bar, bikini brief,
bikini burger, bikini condom, bikini fillers, bikini lines, bikini stuffers,
bikini whale, bilabial trump card, bilbo, bilingual, bi-lingual, Bill, bill
and coo, Bill Grundies, bill-and-cooers, billet-doux, billiards, billie-coo,
billy, billy and doo, billy club, Billy No Mates, billy-doo, bim, bimbette,
bimbo, bimboid, bimbo-nomics, bimbosphere, bimmy, Binaca blast, binders,
binding, bing-bang-thank-you-mam, bingey, bingo, bings, bint, bio boy,
biological event, biological male, biological reaction, biological response,
bipara, biparous, biphobia, bippy, birching, Birchington Hunt, Bird, bird
bandit, bird cage, bird circuit, bird dog, bird song, birdcage, birdcage
cleaner, birdie, Bird's, birds and the bees, the, bird's eggs, bird's nest,
bird's nester, birds-nester, bird-taker, bird-washing, birth control, birth
control clinic, birthday, birthday attire, birthday clothes, birthday gear,
birthday party, birthday suit, birth-*****, birth-rate control, biscuit,
biscuit-bandit, biscuits, biscuits and cheese, bisecting the triangle,
bisensual, bi***ous, bi***ual, bi***ual community, bi***ual libido,
bi***ualism, bi***uality, bi-***uality, bi***uous, bishop, bishoprage,
bishop's miter, bit, bit of all right, bit of alright, bit of ass, bit of
beef, bit of bouncy-bouncy, bit of brown, bit of butt, bit of cauliflower,
bit of crumb, bit of cuddle, bit of cunt, bit of ebony, bit of ebony
goodness, bit of fat, bit of fish, bit of flat, bit of flesh, bit of fluff,
bit of fork, bit of front door work, bit of fun, bit of goods, bit of
grease, bit of hair, bit of hard, bit of hard for a bit of soft, bit of jam,
bit of meat, bit of muslin, bit of mutton, bit of nifty, bit of nobble, bit
of nookey, bit of pork, bit of quimsy, bit of raspberry, bit of ring, bit of
rough, bit of rumpty-tumpty, bit of rumpy-bumpy, bit of rumpy-pumpy, bit of
skin, bit of skinbit of snug, bit of skirt, bit of snug, bit of snug for a
bit of stiff, bit of spare, bit of stiff, bit of stuff, bit of tail, bit of
the old in and out, bit of the other, bit of tripe, bit on the fork, bit on
the side, bitch, bitch boy, bitch goddess, bitch heaven, bitch kitty, bitch
magnet, bitched up, bitched, buggered, and bewildered, bitchen,
bitchen-twitchen, bitchery, bitches' blinds, bitches' Christmas, bitchin',
bitchin'-twitchin', bitch-queen, bitch's bastard, bitch's blind, bitch's
Christmas, Bitchville, bitchy, bite, bite me!, bite my weinie, Bite of the
Boar, bite rhymes, bite the big one, bite the brown, bite the bullet, bite
the crank, bite the dog-end, biteful, biter, biting, biting daddy, biting
dog, biting kiss, bi-trade, bits, bits and pieces, bitten, bitten by the
love bug, bitter half, bivirist, bi-wife, biz, bizotic, bizzo, blaaters,
blab, blabber, black ace, black badger, black bagging, Black Bess, black
book, black box, black cat with its throat cut, black cherry, black
handkerchief, black hole, black in white, black in white TV, black jack,
black jock, black joke, black limo, black Maria, black meat, black mouth,
black pencil, black ring, black snake, black triangle, black velvet, black
widow, blackjack, blackleg, blackness, Blackout Romeo, blackroom,
blacksmiths shop, bladder, bladdered, Blade, blah-face, blah-faced, blamps,
blankard, blanket, Blanket Drill, blanket hornpipe, blanket ripper, blanket
stiff, blaps, blart, blast off, blasted event, blastolagnia, blatherskite,
blatts, blaze the trail, blazer, bleached mort, blech a belch, bleed, bleed
the goose, bleed the liver, bleed the lizard, bleed the weed, bleeder,
bleeding dirt, bleeding your weed, bleep, bleeping, blend modality, blended
******, blennophobia, blennorrhagia, blennorrhea, blessed event, blessing,
bletherskate, BLG, bliff, bliff mag, blimp, blind, blind alley, blind as a
boiled turnip, Blind Bob, blind buckler, blind c****s, blind cheeks, blind
cupid, blind entrance, blind eye, blind love, blind meat, blind piece, blind
pig, blind tiger, blinders, blindfold, blindfolding, blinds, blinkers,
bliss-ninnies, blissom, blister, blisterine, blit, blither, blitzed,
blivvet, bloating the vein, blob, blobs, block, block of ice, blodded park,
bloke, blooch, blood and ***** ****tail, blood disease, blood flaps, blood
of the first night, blood spitter, blood sports, Blood Week, blood-breaker,
bloody flag is up, the, Bloody Mary, bloody red flag is up, the, bloomer
pudding, bloomers, blooming, blootered, bloss, blossom, blossoms, blot,
blotch of the escutcheon, a, blotto, blouzabella, blouzalinda, blouze,
blouzette, blow, blow a fart, blow a kiss, blow beets, blow book, blow boy,
blow chow, blow chunks, blow foam, blow hole, blow holes, blow hot and cold,
blow job, blow job man, blow me!, blow mud, blow my hat, blow my horn, blow
off, blow off on the groundsels, blow off the loose corns, blow one's
breakfast, blow ones doughnuts, blow one's fat, blow ones groceries, blow
one's load, blow one's lunch, blow one's wad, blow pop, blow some ass, blow
some tunes, blow stick, blow the **** horn, blow the groundsels, blow the
horn, blow the pipe, blow the whistle, blow up, blow your biscuits, blow
your top, blowen, blower, blowing, blowing an arsenut, blowing chunks,
blowing out the plug, blowing your own horn, blown all over the map, blown
safe, blowtorch, blowzabelle, bloxie, blubber, blubber bags, blubber-belly,
blubbers, bludgeon, bludgeon the beefsteak, bludgeon the flaps, bludger,
bludget, blue, blue angel, blue balls, blue boar, blue boy, blue butter,
blue chamber district, blue discharge, blue fart, blue flame, blue flick,
blue gown, blue handkerchief, blue humor, blue jay, blue jews, blue joke,
blue language, blue Monday, blue moon, blue movie, blue skin, blue steeler,
blue thimble, blue vein, Blue Vein Meatroll, blue veiner, blueballs,
Bluebeard, Bluebeard's Closet, blueberry pie, bluefoot, blueness, blues,
the, blue-vein shuffle, blue-veined custard chucker, blue-veined hooligan,
blue-veined junket hooligan, blue-veined junket pump, blue-veined junket
pumper, blue-veined piccolo, blue-veined steak, blue-veined throbber,
blue-veined trumpet, bluey, bluff, blunt end, blurt, blurt out, blurtbeard,
blurter, blushing bride, bo, Bo Peep, board, board lodger, boasin tone,
boat, boat and oar, boat race, boating, bob, bob and hit, Bob Monk, bob on
the knob, bob stay, bob the bologna, bobber, bobbers, bobbing the boloney,
bobblers, bobbles, bobby brown pants, bobby-dangler, bobbys anorak, bobby's
helmet, Bobsey Twins, bobstay, bobtail, bob-tail, bod, bodacious tatas,
bod-comic, bodice-buster, bodice-ripper, bodikin, bodily, bodily functions,
bodkin, bodmod, body esteem, body lice, body lover, body odor, body queen,
body rub, body shop, body slave, body squeak, body wax, body worker, body
worship, bodyguard, body-*****, body's captain, boff, boffer, boffing, bog,
bog queen, bog snorkeling, bogga, boggle, bog-house, bogs, bogus, bogy,
bohemian, Bohemian love, bohunkus, boiled frog principle, boiled rag,
boiler, boink, boinking, boinng, boke, bold, bold thing, the, bollock bag,
bollock service, bollock-*****, Bollocks, bollocky-starkers, bologna bop,
bolt the door, bolt-ons, bom, bomb bay, Bombay crud, bombay roll, bombhead,
bombing the German helmet, bombosities, bombosity, bombshell, bomhead,
bomsey, bon vivant, bona, bona omi, bona palone, bona polone, bona roba,
bonar, bonar for, bonbon, bonbons, Bon-Bons, *******, ******* and
discipline, ******* and dominance, ******* and domination, ******* and
torture, ******* bra, ******* device, ******* harness, ******* queen,
******* table, *******master, *******pics, *******r, bonds of humiliation,
Bone, bone ache, bone addict, bone ague, bone bag, bone balloon, bone box,
bone dance, bone gobbler, bone head, bone house, bone in the bum, bone in
the leg, bone of one's bone and flesh of one's flesh, bone out, bone phone,
bone queen, bone smuggler, bone smuggling, bone the bum, bone xylophone,
boneless appendage, boneless appendage of the male, boneless
fish, boneless stiff, bone-on, boner, boner bag, boner nochy, boneroni,
bones, bone-up, boneyard visit, bonfire, boning, bonk, bonking, bonk-on,
bonnet, bonny, boo, boob, boob job, boob juice, boob sandwich, boob tube,
boob-balling, boobies, boobiferous, boobifers, booboisie, boo-boo head,
booboos, Boo-Boos, boobs, boobulars, booby prize, booby trap, boobys,
boodle, boody, booger, booger-eater, boogie, boogie butt, boogie lips,
bookbinder's wife, bookends, book-keeper, boom boom room, boom booms, boom
the census, boom-boom, boom-booms, boomer, boon dagger, boonch, boondocking,
boong-moll, boop-boop-a-doopy dame, boosey ****, boosiasms, boosiasms,
boosies, boot slave, bootch, booth dance, boot-licker, bootlicking, boots
and shoes fetish, booty, booty call, booty-bandit, booty-shot, boovies, bop,
bop the baloney, bop the mop, bopper, bopping, bopping Richard, bopping the
bishop, bopping the bologna, bopping the bonzo, bordel, bordello, bore,
bored, boretto man, boring a bud, Boris, born in the vestry, born on the
wrong side of the blanket, born out of wedlock, borsties, bosco boulevard,
bosiasms, bosiasms, bosom, bosom buddies, bosom buddy, bosom cheaters,
bosom chums, bosom friends, bosom of the pants, bosoms, bosomy, boss and his
two helpers, boss pimp, boss player, boss-queen, boss-trick, Boston
marriage, Boston Tea Party, Boston version, bot, Botany Bay, botch, bother,
bother and strife, botsy, botter, Bottle, bottle and glass, bottle dance,
bottle merchant, bottle of scent, bottle opener, bottle-ass, bottles,
bottom, bottom burp, bottom dweller, bottom in front, bottom knocking,
bottom man, bottom surgeon, bottom surgery, bottom wetting, bottom woman,
bottomite, bottomless, bottomless bar, bottomless pit, bottomless pool,
bottom's up, bottom-****er, botty, botty boy, botty burp, botty man,
botuliform genital pendant of the male, botulinonia, boudoir bandit, boudoir
photo, bouginonia, boulder houlder, boulders, boulevardier, boum-boum
parlor, Bounce, bounce in bed, bounce the bedspring, bouncers, bouncing,
bouncy-bouncy, bound, boundaries, bounder, bountiful, bouquet of assholes,
bouquet of pansies, Bournville Boulevard, boustrophate, bovine d****s,
Bovril bypass, bow, bow down before the porcelain god, bow window, bowel
bugle, bowel howl, bowel movement, bower of bliss, bowl of wax fruit,
bowlegged, bowler, bowls from both ends, bowls from the Pavilion end,
bowsprit, bowzer, Box, box boy, box lunch, box lunch at the Y, box of
assorted creams, box of dominos, box of ivories, box of worries, box step,
box the compass, box the Jesuit and get ****roaches, box tonsils, box
unseen, box with teeth, box-biter, boxer, boxer shorts, boxers, boxey,
box-house girl, boxing the bald champ, boxing the bald-headed clown, boxing
the ballsack, boxing the Bozak, boxing the clown, boxing with Richard, boy,
boy brothel, boy fag, boy Friday, boy herder, boy hole, boy honey, boy in
the boat, boy marriage, boy *****, boy toy, boy-crazy, boy-dyke, boy-eater,
Boy-In-The-Bush, boy-kisser, boylies, boy-lover, boy's club, boy's smoking
house, boy-scout queen, bozack, bra, bra-burner, bra-busters, brace and
bits, brace yourself, Sheila, bracelet, bracelet ****ring, braces,
brachioproctic eroticism, brachio******l eroticism, brack, bracket face,
Brad Pitts, bradyorthosis, Brahms and Liszt, braid cutting, braille, braille
party, brain ***, brakes, branch, brand, brand name, branding, brandle,
brandy, brank, brap, brass, brass eye, brass nail, brasser, brassiere,
brassiere food, brassierolagnia, brassiroregia, brassirothesauriast, brassy,
brat, brat-getter, brat-getting place, bratzilla, brazen, bread, bread bags,
bread basket, bread buttered on both sides, breadwinner, break, break a
cherry, break a crust, break a lance with, break a leg, break a peter on,
break and enter, break face, break her leg above the knee, break in the
balls, break like a shotgun, break luck, break one off, break one's elbow at
the church, break open the pie, break out in a rash over, break somebody in,
break the ice, break the seal, break the sound barried, break up, break
wind, break wind backwards, breakfast in bed, breakfast nook, breakfast of
champion, breaking luck, breaking wind, breakthrough, bream cream, breast,
breast augs, breast *******, breast bucket, breast fest, breast form, breast
man, breast press, breast torture, breast work, breastage, breasties,
breasts and buttocks, breastworks, breath control, breather, breed, breeder,
breeder fish, breeding, breeding cage, breezer, bremelo, brer, brethen and
sistern, brethern, brevet-wife, brewers droop, brewer's droop, briar pach,
brick defecatorium, brick shithouse, brick top, bride and groom it, bride's
pride, bride's proof, bridle string, briefs, Brigham Young, bright specimen,
a, Brighton Pier, Brillo pad, brim, brimstone, bring down by hand, bring
it up for a vote, bring off, bring off by hand, bring on, bring oneself off,
bring out of the closet, bring someone off, bring up, bring up by hand,
bringing oneself off, bris, briskets, bristen, bristle up, Bristol bits,
Bristol City, bristols, British Standard Handfuls, bro, broach claret,
broad, broad house, broad in the beam, broad jest, broad smile,
broad-beamed, broadcaster, broaden someone's outlook, broad-gauge,
broad-jumper, broad-jumping, broad-minded, broadwalk, broadway broads,
broiler, broke her ankle, broke her knees, broken, broken balls, Broken
Cloud, broken her teacup, broken oar, Broken-Kneed, broken-legged above the
knee, broken-wrist, bromidrophobia, bromidrosiphobia, bronc, bronc buster,
bronc rider, bronco, bronco buster, bronk, Bronx cheer, bronza, bronze eye,
bronzer, broody, Brooklyn mating call, broom, broom handle, broom in a cave,
Broomstick, brothel, brothel creeper, brothel sprout, brothel sprouts,
brothel-house, brothel-keeper, brothel-keeping, brother, brother girl,
brother of the gusset, Brother Round Mouth, brother starling,
brother-in-law, brotherly love, brothern, brothers and sisters,
brothersister, brought out, brown, brown admiral, brown all 'round, brown
artist, brown bag special, brown berry, brown Betty, brown boy, brown
bucket, brown bullet-hole, brown burp, brown cherry, brown daisy, brown
dollars, brown eye, brown eye miner, brown eye pie, brown eyes, Brown
family, brown handkerchief, brown hat, brown hatter, brown hole, brown
house, brown job, Brown Joe, brown lips, brown log jobbie, Brown Madam,
brown nose, brown pipe engineer, brown shower, brown star, brown sugar,
brown trout, brown Windsor, brown wings, brown word, brownable, browned off,
brownie, brownie king, brownie queen, browning, Browning family, browning
queen, Browning sister, Browning sisters, brown-nose, brown-noser, brownpipe
engineer, brownsward, brown-tongue, bruise the fruit, bruiser, Brummagem
bubbies, Brummagem buttons, Brummagem Joe, brummy, brunser, Brunswick,
brush, brush one's teeth, brush teeth, brushing the beaver, brutal
breasting, BSHs, bub and sis, bubatoes, bubbied, bubbies, bubbies and cunt,
bubbies' uncle, bubble, bubble dancer, bubble gum, bubbleable, bubble-gum
machine, bubble-gum set, bubble-gummer, bubble-jack, bubbly jack, bubbly
jock, bubby boob, bubby bube, bubby circus, bubby hammock, bubby heaters,
bubby hutch, bubby smoocher, bubby trader, bubby trap, bube, bubo, bubs,
bubus, buccal intercourse, buccal onanism, buccaneer, buck, buck face, buck
fitch, buck *****, buck the bone, buckaruby, bucket, bucket boy, bucket
broad, bucket head, buckets, buckeye, bucking bronco, bucking it,
Buckinger's boot, buck's face, buckwild, buckwilding, bud, buddies,
buddings, buddy, buddy booths, buddy-****, budget, budgie's tongue, buds,
buds of beauty, buey, buff, buff ball, buff ball and ballum ran***, buff
leather, buff skin, buff the beaver, buff the dog, buff the mushroom, buff
the pylon, buff the weasle, buffarilla, buff-bare, buff-boy, buff-buff,
buffed, buffers, buffing, buffing stick, buffing the banana, buffing the
bishop, buffing the box, buffing the helmet, buffing the jewel, buffing the
magic lamp, buffing the rifle, buffing the wood, buffle, buff-light, buffy,
bufu, bug, bug chaser, bug eyes, bug up the ass, bugaroch, bug-****er,
bugger, buggerage, buggerantoes, bugger-arsed, buggerclaw, buggered and
bewildered, buggering, buggering the hand, buggerling, buggers, buggers
grips, buggers handles, buggershy, buggery, buggery grips, bugging eyes,
bugladders, bugle, bugle butt, bugs, bugskin, buick, buildiking, built,
built for comfort, built like a brick shithouse, bulb of the vestibule,
bulbs, bulge, bull, bull bitch, bull by the souse, Bull Gravy, bull money,
bull nurse, bull party, bull pen, bull point, bull ring, bull session, bull
twister, bulla, bulldagger, bull-dagger, bull-****ing, bull-dike,
bull-diker, bulldog chewing a wasp, bulldog dose, bull-dogger, buller,
bullets, bull****, bullhead, bulling, bullish, bullock's heart, bull-ring
clamp, Bull's Eye, bullshit, bullshit artist, bullshitter, bullwhip, bully,
bully back, bully boy, bully in the muzzle, bulp, bum, bum and ****, bum
bacon, bum bags, bum balls, bum bandit, bum basher, bum boy, bum boys, bum
chain, bum chums, bum cleavage, bum crumbs, bum fiddle, bum fiddler, bum
fodder, bum gravy, bum hole, bum jockey, bum plumber, bum prodder, bum
****er, Bum Tickler, bum worker, bumbo, bum-brusher, bumf, bum-fighter,
bumfluff, bum-****, bum-****er, bum-****ing, bum-fugger, bumhole engineer,
bumholerous ****erous, bumjuicer, bumkin, bum-licking, bummer, bummers,
bumming, bummy, Bump, bump and grind, bump bellies, bump bones, bump fur,
bump nasties, bump pelvis, bump uglies, Bumper, bumper head, Bumper Kiss,
bumper sticker, bumpers, bumper-to-bumper, bumph, bumpies, bumping pussies,
bumping *****, bumping uglies, bumpkin, bump-n-run, bumps, bumps and grinds,
bumpy jumpers, bumshop, bumtags, bun, bun huggers, bun in the oven, bun
puncher, bun spreader, bun woman, bun-bandit, bun-boogie, bun-bun, bunch of
fives, bunch-punch, bunchy, bundled, bundler, bung, bung fodder, bung juice,
bung navel, bung spew, bung upwards, bungalowing, bunged up, bunger,
bunghole, bung-hole, bunghole bandit, bunghole basher, bungie-boy, Bunjamin,
bunker, bunker-shy, bunkie, bunko booth, bunk-up, bunky, bunnies, Bunny,
bunny cake, Bunny ****, Bunny Girl, bunny rub, bun-pressers, buns, bunt,
bunter, buntline hitch, buonballs, burbulence, burdock, burgeoning bunnies,
burger munch, burgers and dogs, burgershot, burglar, burgle, burgler,
burgundy handkerchief, buried alive, burka, burlap, Burlap sister,
Burlington Hunt, burly, Burmese balls, Burmese Bull, burn, burn artist, burn
bad powder, burn one's poker, burn out, burn the grass, burn up over,
burned, Burner, burnies, burning, burning bush, burning shame, burnt, burnt
cheese, burp, burp the baldman, burp the worm, burping the baby, burping the
worm, burrito, bury a quaker, bury face upwards, bury it, bury one's ring,
Bury One's Wick, bury the bishop, bury the bone, bury the bone in the
backyard, bury the hatchet where it won't rust, bury the hobbit, bury the
knuckle, bury the salami, bury the weenie, bury the wick, busbus, bush, Bush
Beater, bush bunny, bush child, bush dinner, bush patrol, bush pie, bush
pig, bush scrubber, bush talk, bush whacker, bushel and peck, bushel bubby,
bushel of coke, bushel-cunted, bushes, bushie mall, bushwack, Bushy, Bushy
Park, business, business boy, business girl, buss, buss-beggar, bust, bust a
nut, bust bodice, bust her out, bust one's beads, bust one's gut, bust one's
nuts, bust some booty, bust some suds, bust someone out, bust up, bust your
nuts, busted cherry, busted coupling, buster, busters, bust-girdle, bustier,
bustle, bustle pinching, bust-maker, busts, busty, butch, butch as Kong,
butch bottom, butch cut, butch dagger, butch femme, butch in the streets,
butch it up, butch *******, butch mafia, butch number, butched up, butcher,
butcher boy, butchered chicken, butcher's shop, butcher's window,
butch-fluff, butch-queen, butch-school, butchy, butt, butt bags, butt
balling, butt bang, butt banging, butt basher, butt book, butt broker, butt
dumpling, butt floss, butt ****, butt ****er, butt in, butt middleman, butt
out!, butt peddler, butt pirate, butt play, butt plug, butt *****, butt
slammer, butt smasher, butt sneeze, butt sniper, butt snort, butt tape,
butt-crack, butt-end, butter, butter and cheesecake, butter and dash, butter
and eggs, butter baby, butter bags, butter boat, butter box, butter churn,
butter schlopping, butter the bacon, butter the bead, butter the muffin,
butter the potato, butter, bake and baste, butterbags, buttercup, buttered
bun, buttered finger, butterfinger, butterflies, the, butterfly, butterfly
board, butterfly flick, butterfly flutter, butterfly kiss, butterfly queen,
butterfly ring, butterfly ********, buttering the beaver, buttering the
corn, buttering the muffin, Buttermilk, butter-mouth, butt****, butt****
buddy, butt-**** buddy, butt-****ing, butthead, butthole, butthole ****r,
butthole surfing, butting the bead, buttinsky, butt-***** and in the flesh,
buttock, buttock and file, buttock and tongue, buttock ball, buttock
climber, buttock jig, buttock stirring, buttock-broker, buttock-clingers,
buttocking ken, buttocking shop, buttocks, buttocks cleavage, button, button
buster, button factory, button groove, Button Hole, button mushroom, Button
your arse!, buttonhole, buttonhole work, buttonhole worker, Button-Hole
Worker, button-loose, buttons, button-short, butt-peddler, buttplay,
butt-slut, butt-ugly, butt-wipe, butyl nitrite, butz, buxom, buying an
E-Ticket, buy***ual, buzwams, buzz, buzz kill, buzz the brillo, buzzard,
buzzing, BVH, bwoy, by-blow, by-chop, bye-blow, byke, by-scape, by-slip,
Cabbage Patch, cabmans rests, cadabies, cafe curtains, Café la Mama,
cajooblies, cakes, californicate, calk, camel complaint, Canadian bacon,
C****, canary, Candle, Candle Holder, candy, candy cane, candy stick, cane,
cannon, canoe, cans, cantaloupes, captain, Captain Hard, Captain Hightop the
Love Commander, Captain Hogseye, Captain One-Eye, Captain Picard, Captain
Standish, carnal acquaintance, carnal connection, carnal engagement, carnal
knowledge, carnal member, carnal part, carnal parts, carnal pleasures,
Carnal Stump, carnival knowledge, Carrot, carry a big stick, carry a bundle,
carry-me-down, cartes, carts, cartso, cartzo, casabas, Casey, cat heads,
catch an oyster, caterwauling, cats and kitties, Cat's Meat, catso, cattle,
cattle truck, catzo, caulk, cavalier, cavaultcavaulting, Cave of, Cave of
Harmony, Cavern, cavity probe, c-cups, Cellar Door, chafer, chalubbies,
chamber combat, chamber games, change one's luck, change purse, changing
your oil, chanticleer, charge, charger, Charles the Bald, Charley, charleys,
Charlies, charmers, charms, charver, chaud, chauvering, chaver, chebs, check
her oil, chee-chees, cheeks, cheese, cheesy bell-end, cheesy bunnet, cheesy
wheelbarrow, Cherries, cherry, cherry birch, cherry picker, cherry splitter,
cherrylets, cherry-topped sundaes, chest, chest and bedding, chest bunnies,
chest flesh, chest pillows, chest puppies, Chestnuts, chesty, chibi,
chichis, chichitas, Chicken, chicken mc nuggets, chicken neck,
chicken-breasted, Child-Getter, chimney sweep, chimney-stopper, chingus,
Chink-Stopper, Chism, choad, Chocha, chode, choker, chones, chooza,
choozies, chopped ****, chopper, Chris Hardwick, Christ and two apostles,
christen the yak, christener, christening, Christmas crakers, chub,
chubbies, chubblies, chubby, chuber****s, chubs, chuck, chuck a tread,
chuckies, chudleighs, chull, chum, chumbawumbas, chungas, chunk, chunky
monkey, chupas, churn the butter, chutney ferret, cinnamon stick, circle
jerk, circulus venosus of Haller, Cities, clam, clamp, Clangers, clap,
clappers, classy pair, clava, cleat, Cleft, Cleopatra, click, clicket,
cliff, climb, clipped ****, clit, Clitty, Clout, Club, club****, Clucky,
cluster, Clutch, Coachman on the Box, coat hangers, cobblers, cobbler's
awls, cobbler's stall, cobbs, cobra, cobs, ****, **** of death, **** ****er,
**** teaser, **** up, ****!, ****aroony, ****ed, ****ed gun, ****ed-Up,
****head, ****knuckle, ****les, ****-on, ****oroony, ****pit, ****roach,
****sman, ****stand, ****-stand, ****stupration, ****tus erectus, ****y,
coconuts, cod, codpiece, cods, coffee stalls, coit, coition, coiture,
coitus, Cojones, cokernuts, cold meat, cold pig, Colleen Bawn, Collywobbles,
Colonel Puck, colonial puck, colt, come, come about, come across, come
factories, Come Off, come over, come to my bed and we'll practice parallel
parking, coming and going, Coming Fresh, command module, commerce, Compass
of the Netherland, concern, concrete donkey, concubitus, cones, congress,
conjugal act, conjugal embrace, conjugal relations, conjugal rites,
conjugals, conjugate, conkers, connubial pleasures, connubial relations,
consort with, consummate a marriage, consummate a relationship, consummate a
union, contours, converse, cooch, Cookie, cookies, cool out, coolies, Coot,
Cootch, cooz, Cooze, cop a doodle, cop a feel, cop a stem, copper stick,
copping, copula carnalis, copula fornicatoria, copulate, copulating,
copulation, coral branch, Corey, corker, corking, corking the onion, corn
beef cudgel, corn on the cob, cornhole, corpuscle, Corsican, cory, couch,
couch rugby, couple, couple with, Coupler, coupling, coupling bat, courtesy
****, cover, cow-****, cow-uddered, crab ladder, crabs, crack, crack a fat,
Crack Haunter, crack hunter, crack it, crack the belly, crackerjacks,
cracking tool, Cracksman, cram, cram it, cranberry dip, crank, crankshaft,
Cranny, Cranny Hunter, crap, crawl, cream, cream crackers, cream jugs,
creaming the twinkie, Creamstick, cream-stick, Crease, credentials,
cremorne, Crevice, crib lizard, crimson chitterling, crimson crowbar, Crook,
croopers, Crotch, crotch cartilage, crotch cobra, Crotch Crickets, crotch
rocket, crotchcricket, crotchfruit, crowbar, crowd pleaser, crown jewels,
crud, crumb grinder, crumbcruncher, Crumpet, crumpet-trumpet, Cubes, cuckoo,
cu***ber, cu***ber rhumba, cuddle, cuddle-my-cuddle, cullions, culls,
cully-shangycunting, Culty, Culty Gun, culty-gun, ***, *** factories, ***
slinger, Cunny, cunny-catcher, cunt, cunt dropping, cunt nugget, Cunt Rag,
cunt struck, cuntslapper, cunt-stabber, cunt-stand, cunt-sticker,
cunt-stirrer, cunt-stretcher, cupcakes, Cupid's archery, Cupids kettledrums,
Cupid's torch, cups, cure the horn, curl her tail, curlies, curls, curly
hairs, Curse of Eve, curtains, cush, custard-chucker, cut, cut a side, cut a
slice of the joint, cut off the joint, cut out to be a gentleman, cut out to
be a man, cutlass, cuts, cutting a slice, cuzzie, Cyclops, daddy bag, daddy
long****, daddy mack, Dagger, daily, daily mail, dairies, dairy farm, daisy
chain, damsons, dance, dance in the sheets, dance on the mattress, dance the
beginning of the world, dance the blanket hornpipe, dance the buttocks jig,
dance the goat's jig, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the
matrimonial polka, dance the mattress jig, dance the miller's reel, dance
the reels o' Bogie, dance the sheets, dancing in the sheets, dangle,
dangle-dong, dangler, Danglers, dangling participles, darb, Dart of Love,
dash in the bloomers, dash up the channel, Daub of the Brush, daub the
brush, dawn horn, dead lizard, dead meat, dead rabbit, dead soldier, dead
stick, dead worm, deadwood, dear morsel, Dearest Member, deed, deed of kind,
deed of pleasure, Delicate Condition, delight of women, delivering the wood,
derrick, desirable fleshy parts, devil, devils, diamond cutter, diamonds,
dibble, ****, **** butkiss, **** dip, **** up, **** wheat, ****ery-dock,
****ie, ****ie and the boys, ****ory dock, ****-tator, ****y, ****y dunk,
diddies, diddle, diddleys, diddly-whacker, Die in a Woman's Lap, diesel
dyke, dig in the wiskers, dig out, digitis erectus, dildo, dill,
dilly-whacker, Dimple, dimple-****, dindins, ding, ding-a-ling, dingbat,
dingbats, ding-dangs, dingdong, Ding-Dong, ding-dongs, Dinger, dinghy,
dingle, dingleberry, Dingle-Dangle, dingo, dingus, dingy, dink, dinky
tickle, dinners, dinosaur, dip one's bill, dip the fly, dip the wick, dip
your stick, dip your stinger in the honey, Dip Your Wick, dipping the wick,
Dipstick, dipyourwick, dirk, dirty deed, dirty pillows, dirty work at the
crossroads, disappearing cane trick, discourse, discussing Uganda,
disporting oneself, dive, dive in the dark, dive into the dark, Divine Scar,
divining rod, do, do a back fall, do a bit of beef, do a bit of front door
action, do a bit of nifty, do a bottom-wetter, do a ****y ****, do a dive in
the dark, do a dogs rig, do a flop, do a grind, do a kindness to, do a leap,
do a lewd infusion, do a line with, do a nifty, do a perpendicular, do a
push, do a rudeness to, do a slide up the board, do a spread, do a tumble,
do a woman's job for her, do an inside worry, do an upright, do horizontal
exercises, do it, do me nasty, do miracles, do number three, do one's kind,
do one's office, do over, do slippery belly, do some good for yourself, do
some nose paintaing, do somebody, do the act of darkness, do the agreeable,
do the bad thing, do the beast with two backs, do the big nasty, do the bone
dance, do the business, do the chores, do the deed, do the dirty, do the
dirty deed, do the dirty thing, do the divine work of fatherhood, do the do,
do the filth, do the grown-up thing, do the horizontal hula, do the
horizontal mambo, do the horizontal tummy bump, do the nasty, do the natural
thing, do the naughty, do the *****do the rump-shaker, do the *** act, do
the story with someone, do the thing, do the trick, do the tube-snake
boogey, do the two-backed beast, do the ugly deed, do the ugly-bumpy, do the
wild thing, do what comes naturally, do what newlyweds do, dobber, dock,
docker's ******, dockyard rivets, Doctor ****er, Doctor Johnson, Dodaddy,
dodads, do-dads, dodas, dofunny, do-funny, dog, dog style, doggy-dancing,
dog's match, dog's rig, dohickey, dohickeys, dohickie, dohickies,
do-hickies, dohinger, doing a perpendicular, doing it, doing the thang,
doing the wild thing, doinking, dojigger, do-jigger, dojiggers, dojohnnie,
do-johnny, dollies, doll-****, Dolly, Dollys, dolphin, donaker, Donald,
Donald Duck, dong, dong and gongs, donger, doniker, donkey, donkey ****,
donkey-****ed, donkey-rigged, donkified, donniker, Donut, donut holder,
doodad, doodads, doodle, doodle-flap, Dooflicker, doohicky, doos, doover,
doowhackey, dopper, dork, dose, double D cups, double D's, double-diddied,
Double-Ribbed, Double-Shung, douchebag, down below, down there, down-led,
Down-Leg, draggy udders, Dragon, Drain, drain pipe, d****d, d****s,
dribble-****, drill, Drip, drive, drive into it, drive it home, drive it to
home base, drives the meat bus into tuna town, driving Miss Daisy, driving
post, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, drooper, droopers, drooping
member, droopy, drop one's drawers, drop ones load, Drop Your Load, dropping
a load, dropping member, drumstick, dry hump, dubbies, dubs, Duck Butter,
ducky-bird, duelling bedsprings, dugs, Dummy, dumplings, dunk, dunk the
dingus, dunk the dolphin, dunk the love-muscle, dunking, dunking the love
muscle, dust cover for the cunt, dusters, Dutch Alps, Dutch treat, dydus,
dyke, dzwoonies, eager pleaser, ear, ease, ease nature, ease oneself, east
and west, easts and wests, eat me, edeapsis, Eel, Eel-Skinner, eff, effing,
Eggs, eggs in the basket, eggwhite cannon, ejac vac, elders, eleventh
finger, ellens, Elmer Pudd, empty one's trash, End, endearing physical
attributes, enemy, engage in marriage joys, engage in three to one and bound
to lose, engine, engine of love, English sentry, enjoy, enjoy a plaster of
warm guts, enjoy a roll in the hay, enjoy a woman, enjoy favors, enob,
entertain, Entertain the General, entertaining royalty, equipment, erected
spermapositor, erectile urogenital appendage, erectio penis, erectivation,
Eric Shun, erotic congress, essentials, everlasting gobstopper, every night
about this time, exchange bodily fluids, exchange DNA, exchange flesh,
Exchange Spits, exercise one's marital rights, exercise the armadillo,
exercise the ferret, extra digit, extra skin, eye dropper, eye of the
Bishop, eye-hole, eye-opener, eye-pleasing fruit, eyes, face-to-face mating,
factory, faggot, faggots toothbrush, fags toothbrush, fall backward, fall in
the furrow, Fall off the Roof, fall to it, Family Jewels, family organ,
Family-Organ, fancy work, fanny ferret, Fanny Rag, fart face, fart sniffer,
fartling, fast breathing, fat flabs, Fat Frank, fat one, fat peter, fat
sacks, father-of-all, favor, feather bed jig, Feather-Bed Jig,
featherweights, federating, feed somebody's monkey, feed the bearded clam,
feed the beever, feed the cat, feed the clam, feed the dumb glutton, feed
the dummy, feed the fish, feed the monkey, feed the *****, feeding bottles,
feeding the bearded clam, female appurtenances, female bubbies, female
charms, female goodies, female upper bombosities, fenorking, ferk, ferret,
Fetch, fettle, fickey fick, Fiddle, Fiddle Bow, fiddlestick, fiddling stick,
fidget the midget in Bridget, figs, filled-out, filling the box, filling the
juicebox, F-ing, finger ****, finger puppet, Fire a Shot, firk, firkin, firm
worm, first game ever played, first leg of three, Fish, fish stick, fish
supper, Fish Tank, fishing for kippers, Fishing Rod, fist ****, fit, fit end
to end, fit ends, fit pipes, fix her plumbing, fix someone up, fixed
bayonet, fizzing, flab hangings, flabby melons, flack, flag, flagpole,
flapdoodle, flapjacks, Flapper, flat as a board, flat as a pancake, flat
dancing, flat-chested, flesh, flesh bag, flesh bombs, flesh it, flesh
pencil, flesh session, fleshloaf, fleshy bagpipes, fleshy charms, fleshy
interests, fleshy parts, flimpflop, flip-flap, flip-flaps, flip-flops,
flogging your dong, floormonster, Flop, flop in, flop in the hay, floppers,
floppy ****, floppy whites, flops, flounder, flowers and frolics, flute,
fly-by-night, flying the flag, flyspecks, Flytrap, foaming beef probe,
foining, folk-dancing, fool around with, Fool-Sticker, foot, foot long,
foraminate, forbidden zone, fore and aft, fore-buttocks, Forefinger,
Foreman, fork, forking, fornicate, fornicating engine, fornicating member,
fornicating tool, fornication, fornicator, Fort, Fort Bushy, fountain,
fountain pen, four-legged frolic, frail job, frat, fraternize, fratting,
Fred, free one's hips, french, french ****, French Gout, french job, french
tickler, Friar Tuck, frick, frick and frack, fried eggs, frig, frigamajig,
frigging, Frinding Tool, front bumpers, front door work, front porch, Front
Window, frontage, frontal development, fruit for the monkey, fruit that made
man wise, ****, **** by the book, **** muscle, **** off, **** one's brains
out, **** pole, **** trophy, **** udders, **** up, **** you, ****!, ****-a
Jesuit, ****ation, ****er, ****ing, ****ing stick, ****ing tool, ****le,
****-meat, ****-rod, ****stick, ****-stick, fud packer, fudge packer,
fugging, fulke, full load, Full of Heir, full pack, full-bosomed,
full-figured, fulsome, fun and frolics, fun and games, fun bags, fun bone,
funch, funk-stick, funmaker, funny business, fun-stick, fun-zone, Fur,
Furbox, furburger, furgle, Furrow, futter, futuere, futy, futz, futz around,
F-word, Gadget, gadgets, gadso, game of inches, gang bang, Gap, Gaper,
gap-stopper, garbanzos, Gardener, gargantuan organum virile, gash, gasket,
gasp and grunt, Gate, Gate of Heaven, gator, gavabos, ***ing instrument,
***ing it, gazongas, gear, gear and tool, gearbox, gearstick, gearstick
d'amour, General smuts, generating tool, generation tool, generative organ,
genital coupler, genital forefoot, genital intercourse, genital pound of
flesh, genital reamer, genital shaft, genital staff, genital tentacle,
genitalia, gentle fist, gentle tittler, gentleman, gentleman's appendage,
gentleman's pleasure, Gentlemen's Companions, German helmet, get a bellyful
of marrow, get a bellyful of pudding, get a bit, get a chunk, get a crumpet,
get a go at the creamstick, get a hunk, get a leg over, get a little, get a
piece, get a piece of ass, get a shot of leg, get a shove in your blind eye,
get a snippet, get a stand, get a wet bottom, get a wet one, get about her,
get at it, get between the sheets with, get buckwild, get busy, get down to
business, get down to it, get down with, get going, get hilt and hair, get
home, get horizontal, get hulled between wind and water, get in, get into,
get into bed with, get into her pants, get into one's drawers, get Into some
serious flesh, get into somebody's drawers, get into somebody's pants, get
into the pants of, get it off, get it off with, get it on, get it up, get
Jack in the orchard, get laid, get layed, get lucky, get mud for your
turtle, get off, get off the gun, get off with, get on top of, get one's
ashes hauled, get one's balls off, get one's banana peeled, get one's
chimney swept out, get one's cookies, get ones end away, get one's end in,
get one's end wet, get one's greens, get one's jollies, get one's kettle
mended, get one's leather stretched, get one's leg across, get ones leg
lifted, get ones leg over, get one's noodle wet, get one's nuts cracked, get
ones nuts off, get one's oats, get one's oil changed, get one's pole
varnished, get ones rocks off, get physical, get rigged, get shot in the
tail, get sloppy, get some, get some action, get some area, get some ass,
get some big leg, get some cold ****, get some crack, get some cunt, get
some goose, get some hair, get some hole, get some leg, get some nookie, get
some *****, get some quim, get some slickem on your hangdown, get some soft
leg, get some stuff, get some tail, get some trim, get some tweeze, get
someone into the cot, get stabbed in the thigh, get stuffed, Get the Dirty
off Your Chest, get the leg over, get the sugar stick, get the upshot, get
there, get through, get to home plate, get to it, get together with, get up
the pole, get up the yard, Get Wet, get wild, get your bean waxed, Get Your
Been Waxed, get your bone honed, get your bunny boiled, get your canoe
shellacked, Get Your Cookies, get your end away, get your end wet, get your
horns filed, Get Your Jollies, get your noodle wet, get your poker wet, Get
Your Pole Varnished, get your rocks off, get your weiner wet, getting a
piece, getting bent, getting it on, getting laid, getting ones end away,
getting plugged, getting run, getting skins, getting some skin, getting your
end away, getting your leg-over, gherkin, gib teesurbs, gift of one's body,
gifted, Giggle Stick, Giggling, giggling pin, ginch, gingambobs, Ginny, girl
catcher, girlometer, Girl-Street, give a bit of hard for a bit of soft, give
a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give a hole to hide in, give a shot of
leg, give a thrill, give a woman a shot, give face, give hard for soft, give
head, give her a bit of the other, give her a length, give her a past, give
her a shot, give her a stab, give her a thrill, give her one, give her the
time, give him one, give it to someone, give juice for jelly, give mutton
for beef, give one a bone, give one a frigging, give one a jump, give one a
past, give one a screwing, give one a shot, give one a stab, give one a
tumble, give oneself to, give ***** a taste of cream, give soft for hard,
give some body, give someone the business, give someone the shaft, give
someone the works, give standing room for one only, give the dog a bone,
give the ferret a run, give the old man his supper, give up one's treasure,
give way, giving it a tug, Glands, glandular endowments, glazing the donut,
gleet, Glim, globes, glory hole, glory pole, glow rod, glow stick, Glue,
gnarled root of love, go all the way, go at it, go ballocking, go
beard-splitting, go bed-pressing, go belly-thumping, go boom-boom, go
bum-tickling, go bum-working, go bush-ranging, go buttocking, go
****-fighting, go cunny-catching, go doddling, go doodling, go down on, go
drabbling, go facemaking, go fleshing it, go for a horizontal jog, go in and
out like a fiddlers elbow, go in unto, go leather-stretching, go like a
belt-fed motor, Go Off, go on bush patrol, go on the loose, go on the
stitch, go pile-driving, go prick-scouring, go quim-sticking, go rumping, go
rump-splitting, go stargazing, go the length, go the limit, go the whole
way, go through, go to bed with, go to Hairyfordshire, go to it, go to town,
go to work with, go tromboning, go tummy tickling, go twat-faking, go up her
like a rat up a drain, go upstairs, go vaulting, go with, goat, goatees,
Goat-Milker, goat's jig, goatskin, gobble, gobstopper, godamn, Gods revenge
on a woman, going all the way, going and coming, going halvsies on an
******, going horizontal, golden rivet, golden showers, goldensprog, gombo,
gonads, Gone To Seed, gones, goober, good foot, good parts, good set of
lungs, good time prison use, goodies, Goolies, goonas, goose, goose and
duck, gooseberries, Gooser, goose's neck, goot, gooter, gorilla salad, goy
toy, grabbing some snatch, grafting, grand bag, Granny Rag, grant favors,
grant the favor, g****fruits, g****s, grasp and grunt, gratify someone's
desires, Gravy, Gravy Maker, gravy-giver, gravy-maker, graysons, grease the
wheel, greasing the pole, grew proud below the navel, grids, grind, grind
it, grind one's tool, grinding, grinding tool, Gristle, gristle-stick, groan
and grunt, groceries, groin, groodies, ground rations, group grope, growl
and grunt, growths, grumble and grunt, grummet, guavas, gubbs, guided
missile, Gully-Hole, gully-raker, gun, Gut Stick, Gut Wrench, gutstick,
hacker, hailing, Hair, hair divider, hair pie, Hair Splitter, Haircourt,
Haircut, hairless wonder, Hairy Bag, hairy banana, hairy conkers, Hairy Hot
Dog, hairy saddlebags, hairy sausage, half a cob, halve the crack, ham and
two eggs, ham howitzer, Hambone, Hamilton Wick, hammer, hammering,
hammertons, hamming, hammocks, Hampton Wick, hand job, hand made, hand
reared, Handful, handfuls, handle, handstaff, hand-warmers, handy-dandy,
hang-down, hangers, hanging at the Y, Hanging Johnny, Hanky-Panky, happy
sack, Happy Valley, Harbor of Hope, hard, hard breathing, hard head, hard
salami, hard-assed love, hard-bit, hardened spermapositor, Hardhat Harry,
hard-on, hard-up, hardware, Harmony, harpoon, hat rack, hatch, hava a banana
with, Have, have a bang, have a beef injection, have a bit, have a bit of
bum, have a bit of ****, have a bit of crumpet, have a bit of cunt, have a
bit of fish, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of fun, Have a Bit of Giblet
Pie, have a bit of giblet pie, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of jam,
have a bit of meat, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of pork, have a bit of
rough, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of split mutton, have a bit of stuff,
have a bit of sugar stick, have a bit of summer cabbage, have a bit of tail,
have a bit on the fork, have a blow through, have a bone, have a bone-on,
have a boner, have a bottom-wetter, have a brush with the cue, have a
cuddle, have a cut off the joint, have a dash in the bloomers, have a double
shot, Have a Dumpling, have a ****, have a good time, have a good time with,
have a hard-on, have a horn, have a hot roll with cream, have a joy ride,
have a jump with, have a knee trembler, have a live sausage for supper, have
a naughty, have a piece of ass, have a piece of tail, have a poke, have a
rattle, have a ride, have a rod-on, have a roll in the hay, have a screw,
have a shag, have a slice off the joint, have a tumble, have a turn on one's
back, have an affair with, have carnal knowledge, have carnal knowledge of,
have coition, have coitus with, have fun, have fun with, have hot pudding
for supper, have intimate relations with, have it away with, have it in,
have it off, have it off with, Have One in the Oven, have one's banana
peeled, Have One's Cargo Aboard, have one's cut, have one's foul way with,
have ones greens, have one's oats, have ones way with, have one's will with,
have personal relations with, have relations, have relations with, Have ***
With, have ***have *** with, have ***ual relations, have ***ual relations
with, have someone away, have the banana peeled, have union with, having a
bit, having it off, having it on, having ***, having the painters in, Having
the Painters in High Tide, head job, headers, headlamps, headlights, heat in
the meat, heat seeking missile, heat seeking moisture missile, Heat-Seeking
Moisture Missile, Heat-Seeking Moisture Missle, heavers, hee-haws, he-ing
and she-ing, heirlooms, hell spawn, helmet, helmet pelmet, hemispheres,
Henry Halls, Herman the One-eyed German, hermit, hershey highway, he-thing,
hickey, hidden treasure, hidden tumor, hide the ferret, hide the Hooded
Hodad, hide the hot dog, hide the salami, hide the sausage, hide the weasel,
hide the wienie, higgumbobs, Hill, hills, hills of paradise, Hindenburgs,
hiney, His, His Majesty in purple cap, hissing Sid, histle, hit on the fall,
hit on the tail, hit skins, hit the kitten, hit the sack with, hitting
skins, hive it, hobble, hock, Hockey, hodge dog, Hoe Handle, hoe-handle,
hog, Hog Eye, hogger, ho-handle, hole, hole in one, hole it, hole puncher,
holiday money, holy poker, holy pole, Holy Porker, Holy Week, home base,
home plate, home run, honchos, hone, Honey, honey ****, honeydew melons,
honeydews, Honey-Hive, Honey-Pot, honker, honkers, honorable prick, hook up,
hooker, hooters, hop in the saddle, hop into bed with, hop into the horses
collar, hop on, hop on a babe, hop on the good foot, hop up and down,
hopping bug, horizontal bop, horizontal dancing, horizontal exercise,
horizontal folk-dancing, horizontal hula, horizontal jitterbug, horizontal
jogging, horizontal mambo, horizontal refreshment, horizontal relaxation,
horizontal rhumba, horizontal rumble, horizontalize, hormone fix, Horn,
horn-colic, hornification, horny, horry, Horse Collar, horsemeat, horse's
handbrake, Hose, hosing, hot beef injection, Hot Box, hot dog, hot lay, hot
meat injection, hot member, Hot Milk, hot nuts, hot rod, hot roll with
cream, Hot Spot, hot tailing, hotchee, House Under the Hill, howitzers,
hubbies, huddle, huevos, hugen, hum job, human enema, hump, hump 'em and
dump 'em, humpery, humpin' and bumpin', humping, humpmobile, hung, hung like
a bull, hung like a dinosaur, hung like a horse, hung like a rabbit, hung
like a stallion, hunk of ass, hunk of butt, hunk of meat, huntch, husbandman
of nature, ice cream machine, idol, impale, In a Family Way, in coitu, in
copulo, in full fig, in full orchestra, in one's Sunday best, in one's
Sunday clothes, In Pod, in the box, in the hay, in the kip, In the Pudding
Club, in the sack, in the saddle, in to the hilt, In Trouble, in-and-in,
in-and-out, in-and-out jig, Incade, inch, inch instrument, infestation,
injection, in-out, instrument, instrumentum erectum, intercourse, interior
decorating, interior sledging, interstitial glands, intimate bits, intimate
parts, intimate relations, Introduce Charley, introduce Charlie, introduce
the captain, introduce the captain to his pie, intromission, intromittent
organ, involved with someone, Irish d****ries, Irish Fortune, Irish horse,
Irish Mutton, Irish rise, Irish root, Irish toothache, Irish toothpick,
Irish whist, irrigate, it takes two to tango, Itching Jenny, it's, it's
naughty but nice, ivory hills, jab, jaboos, jabs, jack, Jack Horny, Jack in
a box, Jack in the Box, Jack Nasty-Face, jackalope, jackhammer,
Jack-in-the-box, jackoff, Jackson Pollocks, jacktool, jakey, jalobies, Jam,
jam it, jammy, jang, janney, jape, jap's eye, jawbreaker, Jaxy, Jazz, jazz
it, jazz-fiddle, jean tent, jeeping, jellies, Jelly, jelly bag, jelly roll,
jellyroll, Jelly-Roll, Jemson, jenny, Jenny Tull, jerk the gherkin, Jerking
Iron, jerkoff, Jersey Cities, jewel box, jewelry, jewelry showcase., jewels,
Jewish compliment, Jewish corned beef, Jewish national, Jewish nightcap,
Jews lance, jezebel, jibs, jig, jig-a-jig, jiggady-jig, jigga-jig, Jigger,
jiggery pokery, jigging bone, jiggle, jiggle bone, jiggle bosoms, jigglers,
jigglies, jiggling, jiggling bone, jiggumbobs, jiggy-jig, jig-jag, jig-jig,
jig-jigger, Jim Dog, Jimbo, jimbrowsky, jimmy, Jing Jang, jing-jang,
jingleberries, jingle-jangle, Jink, Jinx, jism, Jizz, jizz jemmy, jizzbags,
Job, jobbing, jobblies, jock, Jockam, jockum, Joe Buck, jog, John, John
Thomas, John Thursday, John Tom, John Willie, Johnnie, Johnny Come lately,
Johnny One-Eye, Johnny One-Eye the, Johnny Rollicks, Johnny Rollocks,
Johnson, join giblets, join paunches, joining faces, joint, jokum cloy,
jolly member, Jolly Red Giant, jolly ride, jolly roger, jolly stick, jolt,
jottle, jounce, Joy, Joy Knob, Joy Prong, joy ride, joy stick, joyknob,
joystick, jubbies, jubblies, jubes, jublies, Jug, juggle, jugs, juice, Juice
Box, juicy peaches, juke, Julius Caesar, jumblaaters, jumble, jumbos,
jumbucks, Jump, jump bones, jump in the sack, Jump on One's Bones, jump
someone's bones, jump up and down, jungle meat, jungleberries, junior,
kahunas, kajoobies, kaks, Kanakas, Kazongas, kazoo, kelks, Ken Dodds,
kettledrums, Key, key to heaven, Keyhole, kick it with, kickapoo, Kidney
Cracker, Kidney Wiper, kielbasa, kinderwhore, King King Dong, King Member,
king-member, king's iron, kit, kitten's noses, knackers, knacks, knee
trembler, knick-knacking, knick-knacks, knitting needle, knob, knob it, knob
sack, knob-ache, knobbies, knobbing, knob-jockery, knobs, knobster, knock,
knock boots with, knock it off, knock it out, knock off a piece, Knocked Up,
Knocker, knockers, knocking boots, knocking the bottom out, knock-up, knot,
knot with, know, know someone biblically, know someone in the Biblical
sense, kosher dill, kosher meat, kosher pickle, labiate, labor leather,
lace, lace curtains, lactoids, lactopoietic glands, lad, Ladies' Delight,
Ladies' Fever, Ladies' Lollipop, ladies' plaything, Ladies' Tailoring,
Ladies' Treasure, ladles' tailoring, lady feast, Lady Jane, Lady's Low
Toupee, lady-ware, laid, lame duck, lamp of life, Lamp of Love, Lance, lance
in rest, Lance of life, lance of love, langer, lanoola, lap clap, Lapland,
laps around the track, large ****, last act, last compliment, last favor,
last liberties, Lather, Lather-Maker, Laverne and Shirley, lay, lay down,
lay off with, lay out, lay pipelay some pipe, Lay Some Pipe, lay somebody,
lay the hip, lay the leg, lay the log, lay the track, lay the wood, lay
tube, lay with the moon, lay your cane in a dusty corner, layed, laying some
cable, Lazarus, lead in your pencil, leak, leap, leap in the dark, Leap On,
leather cigar, leather dresser, leather stretcher, leg business, leg over,
leg sliding, lemons, Letch Water, Letch-Water, let's Adam-and-Eve it, lever,
lewd infusion, Lewis and Witties, lezzie, lib, libido bandido, licorice
stick, lie feet uppermost, lie on, lie under, lie with, Life Preserver,
Lifelong Friend, lift one's leg, lift the heels, lift-up, light the lamp,
limbless erast, limit, limp-****, limp-prick, ling grappling, lingam, lip
work, lipstick, lithoid phallus, little acorns, Little Brother, little brown
eyeball, Little Buddy, Little Buddys buddies, Little ****ie, little dipper,
little drinks, Little Elvis, little engine, little finger, little friend,
little game of hide-the-sausage, little head, little man, Little Mary,
Little Peter, little pinkie, Little Sister is Here, little sliver of flesh,
Little Willie, Little Willy, Live Sausage, live wire, Liver Turner, Lizard,
load, loaded, loaded gun, loaves, lob, lob ****, lob in, lob it, lob it up,
lob prick, Lob****, loblollies, Lobster, lobular hemispheres, lock in key,
Locker, log, loins, lollies, lollos, Lollypop, Long, long dong, Long Dong
Silver, Long John, long pole, long pork, long trade, Long-Eye, longfellow,
longhorn, look at the ceiling, Looking Piggy, loose coat game, lop ****,
lose the match and pocket the stakes, louisville slugger, Love, love apples,
love blobs, love bone, love bubbles, love buds, Love Dart, Love Gun, love
handle, Love Juice, love length, Love Liquor, love machine, love meat, love
muffins, love muscle, love nuts, love pads, love pick-lock, love pillows,
love pump, love sausage, love scepter, love spuds, love stick, love tool,
love torpedo, love trumpet, love truncheon, Love Tunnel, love work,
lovelies, lovely bunch of cokernuts, lovemaking, love-rod, lovers nuts,
loves battering ram, loves dribbling dart, loves engine, loves sensitive
truncheon, loves strawberries, love-wand, lovins, low Greek, low neck, Lower
Lips, lower male proboscis, low-hangers, Lucy, Lucy and Ethel, Lues,
luggage, Lulu, lulus, lumps, lunchbox, Lung Disturber, lung nuts, lung
warts, lungs, lust bone, lust shaft, lust sword, M & Ms, machine of love,
machinery, Mad Mick, Mae West, maggot, Magic Wand, magnum, Magpie's Nest,
maiden pinks, main vein, Majesty in Purple Cap, majonkers, Major Woody,
Make, make a statement in tail, make babies, make ends meet, make faces,
make feet for children's shoes, make feet for children's stockings, make it,
make it with, make love, make love to, make love with, make one grunt, make
out, make out with, make piggiesmake someone, make the beast with two backs,
make the bed springs creak, make the chimney smoke, make the scene, make
whoopee, Makin' Whoopee, making a deposit, making a dogs match of it, making
a hit, Making Babies, making bacon, making it, making love, making out,
making the beast with two backs, making whoopee, male begetting organ, male
cleaver, male genital appendage, male genital cleaver, male genital club,
male genital dispenser, male genital organ, male genital probe, male genital
teat, male gladiolus, male interfemoral infidel, male intruder, male knout,
male member, male membrum erectum, male monolith, male netherlands, male
organ, male organ of generation, male organ of reproduction, male organon,
male organs of generation, male organs of reproduction, male pendant, male
poker, male pouch, male pound of flesh, male pudendal trifler, male
pudendum, male reproductive organs, male satisfier, male ***ual organ, male
***ual organon, male sinker, male urogenitial horn, maleness, mallet, mamas,
mamazulons, mamilla, mammaries, mammary glands, mammary mounds, mammets,
mammilate, mammilia, mamms, mams, man, Man Hole Cover, man in the, man in
the canoe, man mountain, Man Oil, man root, man steel, manapuas, manbone,
Manchester Cities, manchesters, mangoes, manhandle, Manhole, manhood,
Man-in-the-Canoe, manliness, manmeat, man-meat, man-on-top, Man-Root, man's
best leg of three, man's privaties, man's third leg, marabon stork, maracas,
marble halls, Marbles, marital duty, marital relations, marital rughts,
maritudinal erection, Mark of the Beast, Marquess of Lorne, Marquis de
Lorne, Marquis of Lorne, marriage gear, marriage joys, marrons, Marrow,
Marrow Bone, marrow-bone, Marshmallows, Mary Poppins, masculine part, mash
the fat, masobs, massive mammaries, Master John, Master John Thursday,
master member, Master of Ceremonies, master tool, masterpiece, mastos,
mastunculi, match ends, match with, matched set, mate, mate with, material
part, matinee, mating, mating meat, mating tool, matrimonial peacemaker,
matrimonial polka, mattress dancing, mattress jig, mattress mambo, mattress
marathon, Max Walls, maypole, mazoomas, mcguffies, means of generation,
meat, meat and two potatoes, meat and two veg, meat and two vegetables, meat
axe, meat case, meat cleaver, meat dagger, meat flute, meat for the butcher,
meat for the famished and the starving, meat for the needy, meat for the
poor, Meat Grinder, Meat Hook, meat injection, meat loaves, meat market,
meat puppet, meat whistle, meatballs, meat-seeking pissile, meatus longus,
meaty bites, meddle, meggs, meguffies, melons, Member, Member for ****shire,
membrum virile, membrum virile erectum, membrum virile flaccidum, memories,
mentula, mercy ****, merkin, merry bout, Merrymaker, mesh, mesoseinia, mess
around, mess around with, Mettle, mezoomas, Mickey, Mickey and Minnie,
middle finger, middle leg, middle stump, midgies, mighty meat, Mild, milk
bags, milk bar, milk bone, milk bottle, milk buckets, Milk Cans, milk
churners, milk factories, milk glands, milk jugs, milk sacks, milk shop,
milkers, Milkman, milkshakes, milky way, millimeter-peter, mimpins, Mingle
Limbs, mingle with, Miracle Meat, mish, missile, missile of Venus launched,
Mister Fuzzy, Mister Goodwrench, Mister Happy, Mister Poky, Mister Softy,
Mister Tom, Mister Wiggly, mix one's peanut butter, mochi hills, modigger,
mods and rockers, moisture missile, mole, molehills, moll, mollicoes,
mollies, mommy-daddy button, Mom's Homemade Slit Pie, mongolian cluster
****, mongolian cluster mother ****er, monkey, monkey business, Monthlies,
moon balloons, morner, Morning Drop, morning hard-on, morning pride, morning
wood, mort douce, mosobs, mosquito bites, most precious parts, mother
****er, motherstrapalonian, Mound, mounds, mounds of lilies, mount, mount
everests, mount of lilies, Mount Pleasant, mountains, Mouse, moustache,
moustache ride, Mouth Mattress, Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite, moving parts, mow,
Mr. Big, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Friendly, Mr. Priapus, Mr. Wong, Muck Rag,
mucket, muddle, muff, muff dive, muff missile, muffins, Mug, Mugget,
mulligans, multiply and be fruitful, mumbas, mump, mung, murphies, Muscle,
muscle of love, mushroom tip, Muss, mustard, mustard road, mutinous rogue,
mutt rag, mutton, mutton bayonet, Mutton Dagger, mutton gun, mutton musket,
My Body's Captain, My Buddy, My Friend, myrtle, mysteries of love, mysteries
of Venus, nackers, nacks, nad bag, nad sack, nadgers, nads, Naf, naff,
naffing, nags, nail, nail two bellies together, ***** sinnasty, nameless
thing, nancies, Nards, nasty bits, national indoor game, national indoor
sport, natural member, natural parts, natural places, Natural Scythe,
naturals, nature's duty, Nature's Fonts, nature's founts, nature's scythe,
Nature's Tufted Treasure, naughties, naughty bits, naughty but nice, naughty
toy, naval engagement, nay-nays, Neapolitan Bone Ache, nearsighted,
Nebuchadnezzar, necessaries, Needle, needle-****, negotiate the forested
chasm, Neighbors To the South, nenes, nervous cane, Nest, nest in the bush,
nether parts, nether proboscis, nether regions, nether work, Niagara Falls,
niblets, nice handfuls, nice pair of eyes, nice puppies, nice set, Niche,
nick, nick-nacks, nidge, nig, niggle, niggling, night baseball, night
exercises, night games, night physic, night stick, night work, nightcrawler,
Nimrod, nine iron, ninnies, ninny jugs, nip, nippers, nipplecrunchers,
nipply, nipply doo dahs, Nippy, nips, niptastic mate, nit****, nob, nobble,
nobby halls, nobs, nock, nodge, nodules, Noodle, noogies, Nook, nookey,
nookey push-push, nookie, nooky, nooner, Noony, Norgen-Vaazes, n****es,
norgs, norks, Norma Snockers, nose miner, notch, nothin ****, nub, nubbies,
nubbin, nubbing, nubbins, nubs, nudger, nug, nuggets, nuggies, nugging,
nugs, number three, nummies, num-nums, nums, nungers, nupies, nuptial
rights, nurtle, Nut, nutmegs, nutrageous, nuts, nuts and bolts, nutty buddy,
oak tree, Oat-Bin, oblige, oblisk, of classic proportions, Off, oil change,
Oil of Man, Ointment, okra and prunes, Old Adam, old bald game, old baldy,
Old Blind Bob, Old Damocles, old faceful, Old Faithful, Old Faithless, old
fart, old goat-peter, Old Hornington, Old Horny, old in and out, old in-out,
Old Joe, Old Mossyface, old one two, old one-eye, old slap and tickle, Old
Slimy, old warty cod, Omar the tentmaker, On the Bones, on the bonk, On the
Bun, on the honk, on the job, on the nest, On the Pole, on the rag, on the
stand, one eyed monster, one eyed whale, one eyed wonder worm, one man band,
one with the other, one-eyed, one-eyed Bob, one-eyed brother, one-eyed
demon, One-Eyed Milkman, one-eyed monk, one-eyed monster, One-Eyed Night
Crawler in the Turtle-Neck, one-eyed pants mouse, one-eyed snake, One-Eyed
Trouser, one-eyed trouser snake, One-Eyed Trouser Trout, One-Eyed Wonder,
one-eyed wonder worm, one-eyed worm, one-eyed zipper snake, one's person,
onion skin, onions, oomlaaters, open one's legs, open up to, open your legs,
oranges, orbs, orbs of snow, orchestra stalls, orchids, organ, Organ
Grinder, organ of reproduction, organs of generation, organum virile,
organum virile durum, organum virile erectum, ornaments, oscar, Oscar Meyer,
other, other parts, ottomans, Oven, over the shoulder, overblaaters, Oyster,
Oyster Catcher, package, pair, pair of Cupids kettledrums, pair of
headlights, pair of kettledrums, pair of mammaries, palookas, palpable
characters, pan handle, pancakes, Pant Muscle, panters, pantilever, pantry
shelves, pants philistine, pants python, Pants Rabbits, pants worm, pap
heads, papayas, papilla, paps, parallel parking, park the car in her garage,
park the pink cadillac, park the porpoise, park your yacht in hair harbor,
parts below, party, passion pole, pasties, Pat and Mick, Patch, pax wax,
peacemaker, peach of a pair, peaches, peaks, peanuts, pearl necklace, pears,
pebbles, pechitos, pecker, Pecker Tracks, pecker wood, peckerhead,
peckertracks, pecnoster, pectoral bubbies, pectoral bulges, pectoral
eminences, pectoral excurvations, pectoral handfuls, pectoral ninnies,
pects, peculator pecker, peculiar members, Pedro, pee-dee, peel, peel one's
best end, peenie, peep, Pee-Pee, peepee hole, peeper, peepers, peewee,
peezel, peg, pego, Pelt, Pen, penal ****, pencil, pencil and tassel, pencil
****, pendulant breasts, Pendulum, penetrate, penicillus, penie, penile
erection, penis glans, penis immensus, penis in erectus, penisize,
penization, peno******l intercourse, Penwiper, peppermint stick, Perch,
Percy, Perform, Period, perkies, personal relations, personalities, pestle,
pet snake, peter, phallacise someone, phallactory act, phallate, phallating,
phallating club, phallating stick, phallation, phallic cleraver, phallic
decorum, phallic erection, phallic pencil, phallic pendant, phallic prod,
phallic quencher, phallic scratcher, phallus, phallus adamantus, phallus
erectus, phallus induratus, phallus rigidus, phutz, phutzing, picayunes,
Piccolo, pichita de oro, pickle, pickle tickle, pickle-me-tickle-me,
pickleville, Picklock, picnic lunch, piddle, piddler, Pie, piece, piece of
ass, piece of flesh, piece of meat, Piece of *****, Piece of Snatch, piece
of tail, piggies, pike, Pikestaff, pile, Pile Driver, piledriver,
pile-driving, pilgrims staff, pill****, pilli****, pillock, Pillowed,
pillows, pills, pimp, pimple-prick, pimples, pimples on a chest, pimples on
the chest, Pin, Pin Cushion, pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken,
pinga, pink bus, pink cadillac, pink oboe, pink pencil, pink pipe job, pink
torpedo, pinkler, pintle, pioneer of nature, Pipe, Pipe Cleaner, pipe job,
pipe outside, pips, piss, piss fat, Piss Flaps, piss handle, piss hard, piss
hard-on, piss off, piss on you, Piss Pins and Needles, piss proud, Piss Pure
Cream, Pisser, piss-pipe, pissworm, Pistol, piston, piston rod, Pit, pitch a
tent, pitching a tent in one's shorts, pity ****, pixie stick, pizzle,
pizzler, placket-racket, plank, plant the oats, plaster of warm guts, play
at Adam and Eve, play at all fours, play at **** in cover, play at fathers
and mothers, play at in and out, play at itch-buttocks, play at lift the
leg, play at pickle-me-tickle-me, play at stallions and mares, play at tops
and bottoms, play at up-tails-all, play at wriggle your navels, play
belly-to-belly, play bouncy-bouncy, play doctor, play hide the bone, play
hide the hamster, play hide the salami, play hide the sausage, play hide the
weenie, play in the hay, play mothers and fathers, play mummies and daddies,
play night baseball, play one's ace, play one's ace of spade and receive the
jack, play rub-belly, play the first game ever played, play the national
indoor game, play the organ, play the trombone, play the two-back game, play
twenty toes, play with, Play-Doh, Playpen, plaything, pleasant eminences,
Pleasure Garden Padlock, plonk, plonker, plough, plough the back forty,
ploughing, ploughing the furrow, plow, pluck, pluck and trim, plug, plug
tail, plugging, Plugtail, plug-tail, pluke, plumb her depths, plumbing,
plumpies, Plums, plunger, plungers, P-maker, pneumatic bliss, Pocket, pocket
fisherman, Pocket Piccolo, pocket pool, Pocket Rocket, pocket the red,
pogo-stick, point, Pointer, pointers, points, points of interest, poke, poke
a stroke, Poke Hole, poke in the whiskers, poke the sushi, poke the yoke,
poke through the whiskers, Poker, pokers, poking, poking the bearded
triangle, poking the fire, poking the pork pole, Pole, pole work, poling,
polish one's ass on the top sheet, Polish Your Rocket, Polyphemus, pom-pom,
pom-poms, pontoons, ponts, pood, poon, poonj, poontang, poontanger, poonts,
pooper, Poor Man's Blessing, pop, Pop a Nut, pop your cookies, pop-a-choppop
it in, poperine pear, popsicle, popsicle stick, popular body parts, popular
parts of your anatomy, porcelain spheres, pork, pork dagger, pork enema,
pork sword, porking, porking de ho, porridge gun, portable pocket rocket,
Post, post a letter, potato finger, potatoes, potent regiment, pouch, poud,
poultice of warm guts, pound, pound cake, pound leather, pound the
bedsheets, pound the mound, pound the pork, poundering complexities,
Pounders, pounding, pounding your pud, prack, practice parallel parking,
prairie oysters, prang, pray with the knees upwards, Preggers, Preggy,
prepuce, press the flesh, pretty lungs, priapus, prick, Prick Juice, Prick
Purse, prickle, prick-pride, prick-proud, prick-scouring, prick-stand, Pride
& Joy, pride and joy, pride-of-the-morning, prides, prig, prigging, prigpas,
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands, Principal Skinner, prin****, private
parts, private property, privates, privities, privy limb, privy limbs, privy
members, privy parts, Problem, prod, prodprong, prominent bosom, prong,
pronger, proud below the navel, proud inclination of the flesh, prunes,
pubes, pubickers, Pud, puddin', Pudding, pudendal intercourse, pudendal
intruder, pudendal pleasures, pudendal symphony, pudendal trifler, pudendus,
pulloff, pully hawly, pump, pump action mottgun, Pump Handle, pumping,
pumpkins, pumps, punch, punisher, punk, puny prick, Pup, puppies, puppy,
purple helmeted yogurt thrower, purple lollipop, purple-headed avenger,
purple-headed custard chucker, purple-headed love truncheon, purple-headed
meat puppet, purple-headed monster, purple-headed warrior, Purple-Helmeted
Warrior of Love, purple-throbber, purple-veined tonsil-tickler, purse, pus
glands, push, push in the bush is worth two in the hand, push in the truck,
pushpin, push-push, pus-rod, pussfruit, *****, ***** diver, ***** fart,
***** feeder, ***** fodder, ***** pleaser, ***** plunger, *****-****er,
*****-poker, *****-sticker, put and take, put four corners on the spit, put
his snake through her grass, put it in, put it in and break it, put it into,
put it out of sight, put it to, put it to her, put the blocks to, put the
boots, put the boots to, put the devil into hell, put the tool in the shed,
putout, putter, putter in the hole, putting on the pot, putting Percy to
bed, putz, pygmies' ****s, pylon, python, queefer, queen, queenies, queer,
quelch, Quickening Peg, quickie, quiff, quiffing, quiff-splitter, quim,
quimming, Quimstake, quim-stake, quim-stick, Quimsticking, quim-sticking,
quim-wedge, quim-wedging, Quiver, rabbit, racks, radish, Rag, Ragging,
Ragtime, raincoat, raise a gallop, raisin bag, rake out, Ram, ram charger,
ram it, ram your rod, rammer, ramming, Ramrod, randy, ranger, ranlum
scrantum, rantum scantum, rasberry ripple, rasher, rasp away, raspberries,
rat, rattle, Raw Meat, real piece, ream, Reamer, Rector of the Females, Red
Cap, Red Flag, red hot poker, red lobster, Red Sails in the Sunset, redcap,
reeling in the fish, regular trick, relations, reproductive organs, rest and
recreation, rib cushions, Richard, ride, ride rantipole, ride St. George,
ride the bologna pony, ride the hobby horse, ride the skin bus into Tuna
Town, ride the spike, ride the wild ponyriding St. George, riding the
baloney pony, riding the cotton pony, riding the elephant trunk of joy,
riding the nag, rifle, rig, rigid digit, rim job, ring snatching, rip her
guts down, rip off, rip off a quick piece, rise, rise in the Levis, rising
beauties, rites of love, rites of spring, rites of Venus, road, Road Up for
Repairs, roaring horn, roaring jack, roasting the broomstick, rock, rock and
roll, rock formation, rock python, rock someone's world, Rocket, rocking
chair, rocks, rocks off, rod, rod of love, rodding, rodger, Rodney, rod-on,
roger, Roger the Lodger, rogering, roll, roll in the hay, rollies, rolling
about, Rolling Pin, rollocks, roly-poly, romp, romping, rooster, root,
rooting, rootle, rope a poke, roplopos, Rose, rosebuds, rosy red
reproductive rod, roto-rooter, rough rubber, rough trade, roundhead,
roundies, roust, rout, routing, royal jewels, rub bacons, rub bellies, rub
groins together, rub leather, rub offal, rub up, rubadub, rub-a-dub, rubber,
rubbing bacons, rubbing uglies, rubigo, Rudder, rude bits, rude parts,
ruffian, rule of three, rumble, rumbusticate, rummage, rump, rump work,
rumping, Rumple, rumple foreskin, rumpo, rump-shaker, rump-splitter,
rump-splitting, rumpty-tumpty, rumpy-dumpy, rumpy-pumpy, runts, Rupert,
Russel the, Russel the Wonder Muscle, Russian duck, rutting, ryde, sack,
sack o' nuts, sacrifice to Venus, saggers, sagging summer squash, saggy pig
****, Salami, Salt, salty dog, salty yogurt slinger, sandbags, Sandra
Bullocks, sardsaw off a chunk, Sausage, Saw off a Chunck, saw off a piece,
scale, scalloped potatoes, scar-crossed prunes, scatfan, Sceptre, schlong,
schmeegle, schmekel, schmock, schmuck, schnitzel, schwantz, schwanz,
schwing, scones, scoops, scope, score, score between the posts, score with,
scorz, scrapping, screw, screw one's head off, screw the arse off, screw the
ass off, screwdriver, Screw-Hole, screwing, scrog, scrot, scrot sack,
scrote, scrump, scrumping, S***, s***bag, scurvy end, scuttle, Scutz Around,
seafood, seals, Seam Squirrels, secret parts, secret services, secret works,
secrets, see, see a man about a dog, see stars, see the King, Seed, Seeds,
seeing-to, ***** shooter, *****-RELATED, semiglobes, Senator Packwood,
sensitive plant, sensitive truncheon, serpent, service, set, set of jugs,
seventy-one, sew up, *** act, *** bone, *** glands, *** job, *** meat, ***
organ of the male, *** stalk, ***ercises, ***ing Piece, ***love, ***ocet
missile, ***perience, ***pression, ***ual act, ***ual commerce, ***ual
communion, ***ual concourse, ***ual congress, ***ual conjunction, ***ual
embrace, ***ual intercourse, ***ual intercoursing, ***ual intimacy, ***ual
knowledge, ***ual liaison, ***ual relations, ***ual relief, ***ual union,
Shack Up, shaft, shaft of Cupid, shaft of delight, shafting, shag, shag like
a rattlesnake, shag your lugs off, shagging, shake, shake the sheets,
shakers, shaking, shaking the sheets, share a bed with, share a pillow with,
sharpen the pencil, sheath, sheath the sword to the hilt, sheltering under
the pink umbrella, shift-work, shimmies, shit, shit factory, shit heel, shit
stabber, shit stick, shitarse, shitass, shlong, shmendrik, Shmock, shmok,
shmuck, shock absorbers, shoot, Shoot Between Wind and Water, shoot between
wind and water, shoot downstairs, shoot in the bush, shoot in the tail,
Shoot Off, Shoot One's Wad, Shoot Your Wad, shootin' putty at the moon,
shooting iron, shooting stick, shop, short, short and curlies, short arm,
Short Arm Practice, short hairs, short leg, shot at the front door, Shot in
the Giblets, shoulder boulders, shove, shove it, shove-straight, shoving the
beaver with the lever, shrimp, shriveller, shtick, shtoop, shtup, Shvontz,
Sick, Siff, Silent Flute, silky appendage, silver penny, sin, sinbad, sink
the pink, sink the sailor, sink the sausage, sink the soldier, sink the sub,
sinking the battleship, sinking the pork sword, sinking the sausage, sinking
the sub, sit on it, sit on one's face, Sit-up, sixty-eight, sixty-nine,
skeeze, skewer, skin, skin flute, skin sacks, skin the cat, skin the live
rabbit, skin the pizzle, skinclad tube, skinned, sklook, skroging, slabs,
slam, slam her clam, slam some ham, slam *****, slamming, slap and tickle,
slap 'n tickle, slap skins, slapping skins, slash, Slashers, sleep together,
sleep with, sleeping bag, sleeping beauty, slice her, slice of damp, slice
the legs off, Slime, slip a length, slip her a hot beef injection, slip her
a length, slip her a quick crippler, slip her a tube steak, slip her one,
slip her the whale, slip in, slip into, slip it to, slip it to her, slip one
a hot beef injection, slip someone a length, slippin' and slidin',
slip-sliding away, slit, slither, sloppy seconds, Slot, slug, slugs,
slurpee, small arm, small person, smarties, smeat, smeg, smock service,
smockage, smoke, smosabs, smucking, smudges, smurfs, snag, snake, snake
boogie, snapper, snappin' *****, snatch, snatch pointer, Snatch-Box, snib,
snizzling, snorbs, snorker, snotmonster, snotty, snug, snuggle pups, Soap,
socialize, Socket, soft cadaby, softest part of a woman's torso, solicitor
general, soul roll, southern hemisphere, Sove Devil, Spades, Spanish Needle,
spear, spear the bearded clam, speed bags, speed bumps, Spend, spend the
night with, Spendings, Sperm, sperm 'n egg omlette, sperm sack,
spermapositor, Spew, spheres, Spigot, spike, spiked phallus, Spike-Faggot,
Spindle, spit, spitfire, spitter, spitting cobra, splat your fat, split,
split a kipper, split-mutton, Split-Rump, splitting the hamster, Spoil,
spooge gun, spooters, sporran, sport of the masses, sport of Venus, sporting
some wood, Sportsman's Gap, spot of hard breathing, spot of heavy breathing,
Spout, Spratz, spread for someone, spread your legs, spreading the folds,
spreading the mayo, sproglodyte, spuds, Spume, *****, ***** dump, *****
factories, ***** Holders, *****y, spurm gun, square someone's circle,
squashing the meat, squashy bits, squat jump in the cu***ber patch, Squat
Jumps in the Cu***ber Patch, Squattin' on the Hog, squatting on the hog,
squeeze and a squirt, Squirrel Food, Squirt, St. Peter, stab, stab in the
thigh, stable, stable my naggle, stable one's naggle, stacked, stacks,
Staff, stag, stalk, stand, stand a push, standard, standing, standing
member, stand-on, Stank, Stank ****, stanley the power drill, Starch,
star-gazer, Steak, Steam Room, Steaming Hot Kanga, steel beam, steely dan,
stem, stemmer, stick, stick and bangers, stick it, stick it in, sticker,
sticking it in and pulling it out, stickshift, sticky finger, sticky spud
gun, stiff, stiff deity, stiff one, stiff peter, stiff stander,
stiff-and-stout, stiff-on, stiffy, Sting, stinger, s****, stocking stuffer,
stones, stonk, stonker, stonkers, stonk-on, Stop Sign, stork, Storked,
Stormy ****, stout warrior, straight lay, Strain, strap, strapping,
strawberries, stretch leather, stretcher, string and nuggets, strip one's
tarse, stroking it, strop one's beak, strum, stub your chub, stubs, stud,
stud meat, study astronomy, stuff, stuff her muff, stuff her the bunny,
stuff it, stuffing, stuffy, Stump, Stung By a Serpent, subagitate,
subagitation, ****off, Sugar Basin, sugar bowl pie, Sugar Stick, Sunday
best, Sunday clothes, super****, superdroopers, superdupers, swack,
Swallowed a Watermelon Seed, swanska, Sweater, sweater dandies, sweater
meat, sweater treats, sweaterful, sweep out the chimney, sweet agony, sweet
death, sweet glands, sweet line, sweet meat, sweet rolls, sweets, swelling,
Swing, swinge, Swingers, swinging the ax, switchel, swive, swizzle stick,
Sword, swyve, syph, tabs, tackle, taco, tadge, tadger, tadpole carrier,
tail, Tail Flowers, tail high, Tail Juice, tail one's guts out, tail pike,
Tail Pin, tail tackle, tail wagging, Tail Water, tail work, tail-job,
tail-line, tail-tickling, Tail-Work, take a roll with, take a trip around
the parsley patch, take a turn in Bushy Park, take a turn in **** Alley,
take a turn in the bush, take a turn in the hair court, take a turn in the
hay, take a turn in the stubble, take a turn on Love Lane, take a turn on
Mount Pleasant, take a turn on Shooters Hill, Take a Turn on Shooter's Hill,
take a turn on the aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn through the
stubble, take in and do for, take in beef, take in cream, take it in, take
it out in trade, take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass, take someone, take
someone to bed, take the starch out of somone, take to bed, taking a ride,
taking an albino piss, taking her temperature with a meat thermometer,
taking old one-eye to the optometrist, taking the old skin boat to tuna
town, tale of two cities, talk, Tallow, tallywacker, tallywag, tallywagger,
tallywags, tallywhacker, Tally-Whacker, tamales, tame her shrew, tannhauser,
tan-trousered snake, tap, tap your tailpipe, target practice, tarn wags,
tarrywags, tarse, tarzoon, Tassel, tatas, tater tots, taters, tatties,
teacups, teapot, Tear, Tear off a Piece, tear off a piece of tail, tear the
sheets, teats, ****ie-weenie, Temple of Low Men, temporary priapism,
tenant-in-tail, tender agony, tender tumour, tent, tent peg, Tent Pig, tent
po le, terror of virgins, test the mattress, testes, testicular sac,
testimonials, testosities, tether one's nag, tetinas, tetitas, tetons,
Texan, Texas longhorn, That Time, That Way, the, The Bald-Headed Champ, the
bold thing, The boys, The Captain is at Home, The Curse, The Disappearing
Cane Trick, The Foe, The girls, The Hammock is Swinging, The Matrimonial
Polka, the muffin, The Old Dog, The Plague, The Pointer Sisters, The Thing,
The twins, The uniboob, The Visitor, Thelma and Louise, Thing, thing-a-ling,
thingamabobs, thingamajigs, thingamaling, thingie, thingmajigs, thingumbobs,
thingummies, thingummy, thingy, Third Leg, Thistle, Thomas, thorn in the
flesh, thousand pities, thread, thread the needle, threateners, three card
trick, three-inch fool, threepenny bits, three-piece set, three-piece suit,
thrill and chill, throb knob, Throbber, throbbing member, throbbing muscle
of pure love, Throbbing Python of Love, throw, throw a boff into, throw a
bop into, throw a **** into, throw a hump, throw a leg over, throw a screw
into, Throw a Shot, throw one a hump, throw one's dagger, throwing the pork,
thrum, thrust, thumb, thumb of love, thump, thumper, Thursday, tickle,
tickle faggot, Tickle-Gizzard, tickler, tickle-tail, tickle-toby, tickling
the fancy, tick-tack, tic-tac smuggling, tic-tacs, tidbits, tiddelly pod,
tie the lover's knot, tie the true lover's knot, ties, Tiff, tiffing,
tiki-tiki, tillage, tilt on one's kilt, tilting, Timbered, tip, tip the long
one, tired-rabbit, tiskies, tit for tats, tit ****, tit tips, tit-bit,
tit-bits, titch, ****, ****!, tittens, Titters, titties, tittle-bat, TNT, To
Be Intimate, todger, tokhes, Tom Doolies, Tom Thumb, Tom tit, tomatoes,
Tommy, Tommy Rollicks, Tommy Rollocks, tom-tom, tong, tonk, Tons of Basket,
Tons of Meat, tonsil wrench, toobsnake, toobsteak, tool, tool bag, tool it,
tool of pleasure, Tool-Chest, tooling, tooling in the woods, toora-loorals,
toot meat, tooters, toothache, tootsie roll, top buttocks, top heavy, top
ones, top set, top-balls, top-heavy, tops and bottoms, topside, toraloorals,
Torch of Cupid, Torch or Cupid, torpedoes, tosh, toss in the hay,
tossergash, touch-on, touch-trap, towel rack, towns and cities, Toy, Toy
Shop, tracy bits, trade, trap stick, Trap-Stick, tray bits, Treasure Chest,
treasure chests, tree of life, tree of love, tref, tremblers, Trench,
Triangle, trick, Tricky ****y, trifle, trigger, Trim, Trim the Buff,
trimtrim the buff, trip down the mine shaft, trip up the Rhine, trolley and
truck, trombone, tromboning, trot out one's *****, trounce, Trouser
Anaconda, trouser ferret, trouser mauser, trouser serpent in the grass,
trouser snake, trouser tent, trouser trick, trouser trout, trouser trumpet,
trouser truncheon, trouser worm, Trout, trumpet, truncheon, try it for size,
try it on for size, trypan, Tube, tube of meat, tube steak, tube steak
boogie, tube-steak, tug muscle, tumble, tumefied phallus, tumescent, tummy
banana, tummy-tickler, tummy-tickling, Tumple, tuna, tuna taco, Tunnel,
Tunnel of Love, tup, turd, turgid bayonet, turkey baster, turkey neck, turn,
Turn Up, turn up one's tail, turned on, turnip, Turns, turrets, turtleneck
sweater, twang, twanger, twangers, twat, twat raking, twatting,
tweeterfrank, Tweeze, twiddle, twiddle-diddler, twiddle-diddles, twig, twig
and berries, twin hills, twin lovelies, twin peaks, twins, twist a leg,
Twitcher, two beebees on a bread board, two dots and a dash, two on the
town, two raisins on a bread board, two rounded hillocks, two-backed beast,
twofers, two-handed put, udders, Ugandan affairs, Ugandan discussions,
uglies, ugly, ugly deed, ugly little dog ****, ultimate favor, umlauts,
uncle, Uncle ****, Uncle Jim and the twins at attention, under par, Under
the House, undercarriage, underpant eel, underparts, unemployed, union,
unit, unite, unite oneself with, unmentionables, unruly member, unsliced
bologna, unspoken language of love, up a bone, Up and Coming, up her way, up
in you, up the old dirt road, Up the Stick, up to the bumper, up to the
hilt, up to your apricots in kipperland, up to your nuts in guts, up your
arse, up your ass, upper deck, upper decks, upper regions, upper works,
up-pointed male spike, upright, upright grand, ups, ups and downs, upscope,
upstairs, up-tails-all, Urals, urinary pet****, urogenital tailpiece,
useless, Vag, ******l Blood Fart, ******l dilator, ******l intercourse,
******te, ******tion, vagino-phallic interaction, valley, Varnish One's
Cane, Vault, vavooms, vegetable stick, veiled twins, vein laden meatpipe,
veiny bang stick, veiny salami, velvet orbs, venereal act, Venerean mirth,
venery, Venetian blinds, venture, Venus Highway, verge, Vertical Smile, very
best, VIP, virgins dream, virile member, virile reflex, virilia, vitals,
vitamin F, vomer, Vomiting Cobra, voorsch, voos, waawaas, wab, wad, wag,
wagons, wake up with Jake up, waldos, walking sperm, walking tripod,
wallopies, wallow, wammer, wammers, Wand, wang, wang bone, wangdoodle,
wanger, wang-tang, wank stick, wank tanks, wanker, wanking, wankrod, wap,
wares, warheads, warm one's bed, warts, watch and seals, water engine, water
pistol, water spout, water worker, water works, waterbags, watermelons,
waterworks, Wazoo, wazzock, wazzojugs, Weapon, wear a turtleneck sweater,
wear it up in curls, wear it up in pins, Wearing the Bulky Roll, wedding
kit, wedding tackle, Wedge, wedge bone, Wedged Up, wee, wee-man, weener,
weenie, wee-wee, weiner, weinie, well hung, well-endowed, well-equipped,
Well-Favored by Nature, well-furnished, well-hung, well-knobbed,
well-loaded, welt, Wentworth Falls, western laywet bottom, Wet Cave of Lust,
wet dream, wet noodle, wet one's wick, wet spaghetti, wet the worm, wetting
the willy, whack it up, Whacker, whackoff, whale some babe, whalebone, wham,
whamdanglers, whammer, whammers, whang, whang bone, whangdoodle, whanger,
what Eve did with Adam, What Mother Did, what mother did before me,
whatchamacallit, whatsis, whatsit, whatsus, whatzis, wheezer, Whip, whip
whistle, whirlygigs, whisker splitter, whisky ****, whistle, White Blow,
White Honey, white owl, whitewash, whitewash your guts, whoa mammas, whoopie
stick, whopper, whoppers, Whore-Pipe, Wick, Wicked Willie, wiener,
wienering, wienie, wife's best friend, wigga-wagga, wiggle, wild ride on the
baloney pony, wild rogue, Wilde Oscar, Willie, willy, willy the burping
worm, Wilma and Betty, wimpy ****, Wind the Clock, wind up the clock, Window
Blind, wingding, wingdoodle, Wingle, winkie, winkie wankie woo, winkle,
winky, winky bag, winny-popper, Wire, wishbone, wistle, With Squirrel,
witnesses to ones virility, wobblers, wobbly bits, womanize, woman's
bunnies, Woman's Home Companion, womb broom, womb bruiser, womb brush, womb
cannon, womb ferret, wombies, women pleaser, won ton, Wonder, wong, wongas,
wonger, wonk, wood, Woodrow, woody, Woody Johnson, woofer, wooley booger,
wooly west, Wooly-Booger, wooter, wop, Work, work the dumb oracle, work the
hairy oracle, work up, Workout, Works, world, Worm, worm with a nazi helmet,
wriggle navels, wriggling pole, wriggling stick, wrinkled ****, wuf, wurst,
yabbos, yack, yams, Yang, yang fella, yarbles, Yard, yardage, yards of
personality, Yasser, Yasser Crackafat, Yawne, yentz, yield one's favors,
ying-yang, yodeling in the gulley, yongles, Yosh, you-know-what, your pud,
yoyo, yummies, yum-yum, yutz, zab, zack, zaftig, zap, zeppelins, zeps,
zig-zig, zinzanbruck, zipperfish, zoftig, zoob, zoobrick, zubb, Zubrick, zucchini.


**** right off and die, you daft cunt.