paradoxdb3

Random jokes....

When setting up Windows, I get the error message that says, "Windows was
unable to detect your keyboard. Press F1 for help or ESC to exit".

On a Windows 95 computer, I log off and it says, "You are about to exit
Windows 95. Do you want to play another game?" [Yes] [No]

After installing new software, Windows asks the question, "You must restart
your computer for the changes to take place. Click YES if you want to
restart now, or NO if you plan to restart later." [OK]

After hooking up new hardware to the computer, Windows says, "New hardware
detected. Driver not found. Do you want Windows to search for the best
driver for your new hardware?" [Yes] [No] [Just take the bus instead]