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1 7th September 23:35
rtmca
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Well maybe a narrow strip along the eastern piney woods edge running
from Texarkana to Beaumont IS the South, but Texas is Texas. It is
not the south,
it is not the southwest. It is Texas. Look on a map. That big mass
that's a cross between a fying pan and an arrowhead looks like it's in
the south but it's not--the south includes Lousiana, Florida and
everything in between and above. The southwest includes New Mexico,
Arizona and a few other places out there somewhere. Texas includes
Texas, darnit. Just thought any of you driving south to Texas for
TX-IV might appreciate having one of the major delusions of national
news anchors and weather channel mannekins cleared up.
To get to Texas head south, but it is not THE south. Remember the
Alamo!!
End of info-rant (for now).
Robert
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2 7th September 23:35
jc6239
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But Alaskans know that Alaska is NORTH. And if they cut it in half, Texas
would be the third largest state.
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3 7th September 23:35
john sorell
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Thanks for perpetuating the Texas regionalism thing. You forgot to
mention women with big hair who drive Cadilacs.

John
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4 7th September 23:35
bob alman
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***** Driver Identification *****

How to identify where a driver is from:

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, brick on
accelerator: California; with gun in lap: LA

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both feet holding the brake while their buddy takes a leak: Montana

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone,
foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing
a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas City Male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed
steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming
around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the
road: Texas country male

One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show different
angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and
rattail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator,
poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl
inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
checking the rearview mirror to watch for visible emissions from their
own or another's car: Colorado

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.

Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now
wearing a barrel: Las Vegas

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left
blinker on: Florida

--
Bob Alman
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5 7th September 23:35
john sorell
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Yes!

John
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6 7th September 23:36
no busking
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FWIW,

The US Census defines Texas, Oklahoma, Louisianna, and Arkansas as the "West
South Central".

The US Army Corp of Engineers defines Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas as the
Desert Southwest.

The Department of the Interior defines regions differently depending on
whether they're talking about fish and wildlife management, endangered
species, energy, industry, etc.

I couldn't find ANY references to Texas defined as a region by itself.


Hard to disagree with that.

Cheers,

Mike Pugh
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7 8th September 06:55
steve perry
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You say "Y'all," eat grits, and produced LBJ? Sheeit, who you think you
foolin', son?

Of course, there is the old joke, which PC prohibits repeating, but the
punchline of which is, "And I don't see any horns on you ..."
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8 8th September 06:55
rolland
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I'm in Texas. If I go any further south, I'll get wet.

Rolland
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9 8th September 06:55
rtmca
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I am not sure I am perpetuating anything but labeling a geopgraphical
location by what it is NOT, culturally. BTW are you disparaging my
mother, above, John?
Robert
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10 8th September 06:55
rtmca
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As long as it's larger than California, I'm happy. Is it still, or
did California annex Mexico?
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