~^johnny^~

Chill. And use fixed-pitch font. :-)


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-john


~~~~~~~~
If you can't praise 'em with Prozac,
riddle 'em with Ritalin.
~~~~~~~~

~^johnny^~

Try this version, it may be better in negative (reversed) tones.
What do you expect for plain text, in 250 characters or less!
(BTW, it isn't Shania!)

I recommend the courier-new font at 8 or 9 pt size, for best viewing.
Make sure you lines don't wrap before 72 pixels in your viewer (80 is
default for most, and is fine). Best viewed from about two meters
(six feet) back away from your screen.


So, who _is_ the lovely lady pictured below?
HINT, for all you fans:
I'd like to take a little bit of her home with me.
[my wife would kill me, though]


This is fun. :-Þ


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On Sun, 03 Aug 2003 14:53:31 -0700, ~^Johnny^~
<NO.SPAM.gyrgrlsTHIS.MAILBOX.IS.CLOSED@gyrogearloo se.comINVALID>


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-john


~~~~~~~~
If you can't praise 'em with Prozac,
riddle 'em with Ritalin.
~~~~~~~~