the puppy wizard

11 Reasons HOWE COME Your Question
Can't Be Answered Here AbHOWETS

If you didn't get a satisfactory response to your
question, it's probably because:

1) Your question was not clearly stated. Questions
beginning with "HOWE do I ..." will not be answered
for lack of imagination and information unless you
ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.

2) Your question was already answered. Like
when Marty asked about breaking coprophagia,
he didn't get a direct answer because Paul had
just asked that question and was told he'd need
to HURT his dog moore than he'd like to cure
the problem. But that was before he asked The
Amazing Puppy Wizard.

3) Your question was not answered because
there is no answer for your question unless
you ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.

4) The question was too difficult, like asking cindy
or amy about force fetching or shock collars and
beating a tied retriever dog with a stick for not
making a retrieve you throw out of his reach...

To get those kinds of questions answered you
need to be SHOWN by our "experts" in person,
or you gotta ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.

5) The question makes you sound like you're a
troll, like intentionally asking a difficult question
our Thugs have no answer for and have already
stated they can't answer your question because
it's too confusing and you didn't give enough
information about your dog eating poo or raiding
the garbage and they're not willing to tell you to
ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard.

6) The answer to the question requires hurting
your dog and everyone's afraid to tell you that
because The Amazing Puppy Wizard or some
of HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students are likely to cause our Thugs some
embarrassment because they don't understand
that sometimes ya just gotta hurt and kill
something, unless you ask The Amazing Puppy
Wizard.

7) The question makes you sound like your a troll,
asking a difficult question knowing our Thugs are
going to have to tell you to HURT your dog moore
than you'd like, and they've already done that before
and they don't want to embarrass themselves
because The Amazing Puppy Wizard is here and
HE'LL make them miserable for a long long time
someMOORE.

8) The question is an easy one that only The
Amazing Puppy Wizard has the answer to and
our Thugs would rather tell you to hurt or kill
your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy
Wizard has the advice you need.

9) The question is a difficult one that only The
Amazing Puppy Wizard has the answer to and
our Thugs wold rather tell you to hurt or kill your
dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy Wizard
has the advice you need.

10) The question is a normal one that our Thugs
have been hurting and killing their dogs for years
to solve and our Thugs wold rather tell you to hurt
or kill your dog than admit that The Amazing Puppy
Wizard has the advice you need.

11) All the questions are already answered in
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. Just
ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you need
additional FREE heelp.

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