the puppy wizard

Subject: Human Nature - Shame, Fear, And Guilt
Date: 2003-08-26 09:57:34 PST

HOWEDY jonathan,


Oh, well perhaps that's on accHOWENT of what
we got here are mostly LIARS, DOG ABUSERS,
MENTAL CASES, and FRAUDS, like yourself, jonathan.

Well jonathan, that's on accHOWENT of the NATURE
of your own dog's behavior problems and HOWE you
"handled" it and HOWE you OBJECTED when The
Puppy Wizard INFORMED YOU that YOU was THE
CAUSE of your dog's DESTRUCTIVE ANXIETY
BEHAVIOR, and to CORRECT the situation, you'd
NEED to STOP ABUSING YOUR DOG over his
negative attention getting devices he's employing
against you...

Here's HOWE that works:

"It is by muteness that a dog becomes so utterly
beyond value."

Like a confessor Priest? Don't bet your dog won't tell on
you...

"With him, words play no torturing tricks.........., " John
Galsworthy.

Their behaviors reflect our words, actions and
training quirks. Jerry HOWE.


You could look up the original post, forever inscribed in The
Puppy Wizard's Archives, jonathan... if you wanna be accurate.


The Puppy Wizard recommends not using beer in the
presence of DUMB ANIMALS or in the presence of
impressionable children.

A sHOWEND is a sHOWEND, jonathan.

ANY SHOWEND, so long as it is brief, alternately
variable, and instantly followed by prolonged non
physical praise, will suffice, even an extraneHOWES
sHOWEND, like a neighbor startin their car or closing
a door or the A/C switchin off or on, given the appupriate
TIMING, will INSTANTLY break the dog's THOUGHTS
of the undesirable behavior or focus the thought on the
command you're working the process on...

And instantly following the sHOWEND with prolonged,
non physical praise. THAT'S YOUR OBJECTION. You
cannot fathom PRAISING a dog when IT is DOIN BAD
THINGS, jonathan. Perhaps that's because of your
misguided ineffective inappupriate practice of Eastern philosophy's?


BWEEAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Perhaps THAT explains your miserable failure
as chi gnong student and reiki "master," eh johnny???

YOU NEVER FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
NOR HAD YOU DONE THE PRELIMINARY
CONDITIONING, cause you're a LAZY STUPID
IGNORANT student and miserable forceful fear
ridden animal abuser and fraud.

That's on accHOWENT of you NEVER STUDIED
the METHOD. You only picked through it to find
what could FORCE your dog to OBEY you, jonathan.

Perhaps you'd of been able to UNDERSTAND the
SCIENTIFIC METHOD and PRINCIPLES had you
not emptied four beer cans dHOWEN your goddamned
gullet instead of STUDYING the PROVEN EFFECTIVE Techniques.


Woulda been awful time consuming to travel the Whole
Wild World in the flesh, jonathan. That's HOWE COME
The Puppy Wizard works almost exclusively here in
CYBERSPACE, on the INFORMATION SUPER
HIGHWAY, thanks to former V.P., Al Gore. Thanks Al!


You mean, by assaulting them with beer cans, jonathan?

Like your pals here who MURDER shelter dogs cause they FEAR THEM?:


"Actually, have held them for the tech to euth, and
put their bodies in the trash bag and in the freezer
for the trash company to come and dispose of.

No different tune," ~Emily

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me. I volunteered
as assistant to the euthanasia tech at our local shelter
for a while, and I know a bit about overpopulation and
unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.

You're a FRAUD, johnny, as are your pals here who
HURT and KILL dogs and call THAT, RESCUE:

"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.

What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.


You can't post here noMOORE, you charlatan. Let's
discuss your impuper practice of reiki? Let's talk
abHOWET you impupper practice of Eastern Martial
Arts, mr. EXXXPERT?

You're a FRAUD and and abuser, PUNK.

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

A Dog Is A Dog As A Child Is A Child. They Respond
In Predictable Innate, Normal, Natural, Instinctive,
Reflexive, Ways, To Circumstances And Situations
Of Their Environments Which We Create For Them.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

The Puppy Wizard can only SLANDER YOU WITH
YOUR OWN WORDS, CHARLATAN.


Yeah. Soup DISLIKES animal abusers and LIARS, like yourself, johnny.


Let's talk abHOWET abusing your dog, oh masterful WON?

They're not disinterested, they're frightened embarrassed
little lying dog abusing punk thug cowards, like yourself, you FRAUD.


Perhaps you're just a coward and a liar and a dog abuser?


That's HOWE COME they LIE abHOWET The Puppy
Wizard's PROVEN EFFECTIVE METHODS and
VERIFIABLE Student's TESTIMONIALS, eh jonathan?

Perhaps you should oughta quit drinkin beers, that'll improve
your SKILLS as a practicioner of chi gnong and reiki?


The same same same same PARTY johnny boy has joined.


Perhaps that's the fault of jonathan's un-G-DLY practices?

You mean, HOWE COME.


Right. You came here cause your dog IS DESTROYING
YOUR HOWES cause YOU PUNISH HIM.


Oh, that's EZ, oh FRAUDULENT praticioner of
Ancient Eastern Arts.

Your dog's BEHAVIOR tells the tale on you, jonathan.
Your repsonses to your DUMB ANIMAL was to HURT
and INTIMIDATE IT, like you'd try to do with your "study" of martial arts.


You are like Adam in the Garden, HIDING YOUR SHAME.

INDEEDY. It's a psychological and medical condition, called
The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

YOU GOT IT, BIG TIME, johnny boy.

For EXXXPOSING YOU of YOUR NEKKEDNESS
to your ego, johnny boy. It's your HUMAN NATURE,
johnny. In a NORMALhuman being, it's called
ENLIGHTENMENT, johnny.

You are nHOWE experiencing the psychotic reaction
that MAN has been experiencing since blaming woman
who blamed the snake for enticing him to BREAK THE
LAW, the only WON rule, HE had requested for Adam,
in the garden.

You are attempting to HIDE your COWARDICE, but
only from yourself.

You'll be a fine example of the DIS-EASE mankind
has suffered which has brought us to WWIII.

You mean, the LIARS and DOG ABUSERS like professor
of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box for
ten minuted meditation" dermer of the department of
ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI and his peers in the veterinary behaviorISM BUSINESS?


No, not all. Well, perhaps all... but mosty just the most well
known, those who do the most harm. If you RESPECT those
FRAUDS as experts, HOWE COME you never got your own
dog behaviors under control, johnny?

Is it on accHOWENT of you're a LAZY student, or is it on
accHOWENT of you're a dog abuser and liar, EXTRODINAIRE?

That's the hallmark of a coward and liar, and a MENTAL
CASE, johnny boy.

As Professora Daniel has stated, her dog Sunshine was
CURED of aggression and OCD behavior problems NEARLY
INSTANTLY, for FREE, simply by doin every thing OPPOSITE
of what she'd been taught by dra mcconnell and Purdue and
and several of the most capable professional trainers, highly
recommended by veterinarians and behaviorists, she could find
in two states at a cost of two years work and $5,000.00 CASH.

The Puppy Wizard does not fear mental illiness, it's only
a symptom of MISHANDLING, unless there's a physical
cause like brain tumors.

Bio chemical "causes" of mental illness are likeWIZE
CAUSED BY MISHANDLING and deficiencies in diet,
as recently discovered at UofOH in their research into
interluken-6 and STRESS and physical breakdHOWEN,
or in HOWER case, as The Puppy Wizard likes to call it:
BEING JERRYIZED, a other physical cause of PHYSICAL
DEBILTIATION, HYSTERIA, and DEATH.

You'd better get HEELED, jonathan. You're SUFFERING
a LIFE THREATENING SELF INFLICTED DIS-EASE,
johnny boy.

It's called, your human ego, johnny. That's HOWE COME
you're crappin yourself right nHOWE.

The Puppy Wizard has come here to IDENTIFY, EXXXPOSE,
DISCREDIT, and DISPATCH, the scourge of MANKIND... his
human nature that YOU HIDE FROM nHOWE, jonathan.

Hmmm. Seems to have CAPTIVATED you, jonathan.
Most of your posts have been your obsessive compulsive
psychotic response to The Puppy Wizard IDENTIFYING
and EXXXPOSING YOU, as the PUNK THUG COWARD
FRAUD you really are, jonathan.


And havin it PROVEN by your own words, jonathan...,
is what's caused you to arrive at YOUR PSYCHOTIC
VISCERAL RESPONSE, culminating in,The Puppy
Wizard's SYNDROME...

I.e., YOU BEEN JERRYIZED.

You're having a typical BREAKDHOWEN, jonathan.
That's part of the HEELING process, if you follow the method.


NO. That's a other LIE. You HIDE behind "universal love"
to make your EGO feel like you've risen above your HUMAN
NATURE which The Puppy Wizard has EXXXPOSED to you,
causing your PSYCHOSIS, called The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

The EVIDENCE is in The Puppy Wizard's Archives, jonathan.

Your own posting history will verify that.


Simple, jonathan. Like Adam hiding in the garden from
his shame and guilt, it's the same same same same.


It's the NATURE of MAN, jonathan. Perhaps you should study
your eastern philosopies MOORE SERIHOWESLY, jonathan.
The Puppy Wizard DETESTS a LAZY student almost as much
as HE DESPIZES a LIAR and FRAUD, oh masterful WON.

Think SHAME, GUILT, and FEAR, jonathan. The same same
same same FEELINGS that made Adam HIDE his nekkedness,
just as YOU HIDE your nekkedness here, on The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Forum, johnny boy.


INDEEDY, jonathan. That MAGICK will be in the
medical textbooks in the not too distant future, with
The Puppy Wizard's name next to it as the WON
who CURED your HUMAN NATURE of your inherent
EVIL, and RID the Whole Wild World of the likes of
you and your ilk from spreading your cancer to the
next generation, jonathan.

The Puppy Wizard is droppin the hammer on liars and abusers
all over the Whole Wild World. The ARCHIVES NEVER LIE.

The Puppy Wizard MAKES the RULES, jonathan.

My, you do have a way with words and thought, eh johnny boy?

The Puppy Wizard has spent forty sumpthin years
doin likeWIZE. Ghandi was WON of The Puppy
Wizard's most dedicated yet least successful students,
because he didn't understand the nature of FEAR and
GUILT:

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
~ Mohandas Gandhi -- Adapted with permission from
his FREE copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ ) >

Would jonathan care to EXXXPLAIN HOWE he
treats his dog, johnny boy?

BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING, you miserable sot.

That's HOWE COME you're SHITTIN YOURSELF RIGHT NHOWE!!!


To work CURING and HEELING all behavior problems, 24/7,
from the tollbooth of the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.


Let's talk abHOWE HOWE you ABUSE YOUR DOG, johnny?

The Puppy Wizard has PROVEN HIS work, jonathan.


BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

HOWE THEN, do you explain your OBSESSION with The Puppy Wizard, jonathan?


The Puppy Wizard does not entertain or pander to, ABUSERS.

And helpless children, who cannot speak for or defend themselves.


INDEEDY.

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

A Dog Is A Dog As A Child Is A Child. They Respond
In Predictable Innate, Normal, Natural, Instinctive,
Reflexive, Ways, To Circumstances And Situations
Of Their Environments Which We Create For Them.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.


INDEEDY. jonathan is amongst the first to HEAR.

Thank you, Soup.


The Puppy Wizard is grateful to you.

"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right action
as separate, not the wise. If any man knows one, he
enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is reached by
wisdom is attained through right action as well. He who
perceives that the two are one knows the truth."

"Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.
What is the use of compulsion then? The love and
hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise
from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct
the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
permission from His FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.


Dog trainin ain't LUCK, johnny boy. "LUCK is for SUCKERS,"
The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is
ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is
accepted as being self-evident. -Arthur Schopenhauer

Force training JERRYIZES dogs and children and
GETS THEM DEAD.

Every correction is like our dog lovers seeing a new post
from Jerry and every minute of crate anxiety is like reading
another "thanks Jerry, your method/machine saved my dog's
life" post from The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual Students...

Now you know HOWE COME professor scruff shake's little
dog masturbates compulsively on his couch if he doesn't
get his five miles of road work every day and is nHOWE
DYING of STRESS RELATED PHYSICAL DEBILITIES.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

If the cup is half full or half empty, it doesn't matter as
much as the sound of one hand clapping.

When Mamiya went to the priest for personal guidance, he was
asked to explain the sound of one hand clapping. Mamiya
concentrated on what the sound might be.

"You are not working hard enough. You are too attached to food,
wealth, and to that sound. It would be better if you died. That
would solve the problem."

The next time Mamiya appeared before his teacher, he again
was asked what he had to show regarding the sound of one
hand.

Mamiya immediately fell over as though dead.

"You are dead, all right, but how about that sound?"

Looking up, Mamiya replied: "I haven't solved that yet."

"Dead men don't speak, get out!," Shakumuni Buddah,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual.

The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME is the perfect synergy
of love, pride, desire, self will, greed, ego, fear, hate,
arrogance, disbelief, jealousy, embarrassment, shame,
cpermanence, enlightenment, insult, attrition and conditioning
creating adversion, a lowly life condition often expiring from
stress related health DIS-EASES as EVIDENCED by the
disproportionately high incidences of DEATHLY ILL dogs like
professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into
ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box for ten minutes
contemplation" dermer of the depaertment of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM
at UofWI's Maxie The Magnificently FuriHOWESLY Obsessive
Compulsive Masturbator, and PROVEN through professor SCRUFF
SHAKE'S CURE of his dog's recurrent
DIS-EASE, right here on The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Forum.

Sit dHOWEN, take off your shoes... an turn your face. Or
you'll get JERRYIZED, just as HOWER dog lovers do to
their dogs.

HOWER forum at this time is going through it's extinguishment
burst just like your dogs do, HOWER dog lovers have hit the
wall and they're not goin out quietly. That too, is CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. ALL behavior problems are CAUSDED BY
MISHANDLING.

The Puppy Wizzzard KNOWS better than to FORCE
INTIMIDATE or SCOLD a DOG. HOWE COME would
HE do that to HOWER dog lovers? CAUSE THEY'RE INTENTIONAL or
PATHOLOGICAL LIARS, HYPOCRITES,
and SADISTS.

Let's call it tit for tat, a debt repaid, quid pro quo, The
Puppy Wizzzard's JACKPOT. This place is a GOLDMINE
for studying the complexities of the deranged human psyche
and tinkerin with it... like HOWER DOG LOVERS EXPERIMIENT
with TOOLS to HURT and INTIMIDATE HOWER DOGS
TO DEATH.

This life / death and health threatening event is brought to
you Courtesy Of The Puppy Wizzzard. <}TPW ; ~ ) >

Welcome Students!

It's the perfect fusion of The Word..., in the physical.

That's HOWE COME we're all here, IMNTBHO.

The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ } >