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NEW DOG JOKES

Q: Which dog works in a restaurant?
A: The Irish table setter.

Q: Why did the dalmatian go to the cleaners?
A: His coat had spots all over it.

Q: What do fleas ride on when they want to travel?
A: A greyhound bus.

Q: Which dog is fun to play with?
A: The Toy poodle.

Q: What does a pooch use to write a letter?
A: A dog pen.

Q: What do you say when you want to quiet little dogs?
A: "Hush, puppies."

Q: What does a lazy dog chase?
A: Parked cars.

Q: Which kind of dog runs but doesn't tick?
A: A digital watchdog.

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