16th July 22:43
new dog jokes...
NEW DOG JOKES
Q: Which dog works in a restaurant?
A: The Irish table setter.
Q: Why did the dalmatian go to the cleaners?
A: His coat had spots all over it.
Q: What do fleas ride on when they want to travel?
A: A greyhound bus.
Q: Which dog is fun to play with?
A: The Toy poodle.
Q: What does a pooch use to write a letter?
A: A dog pen.
Q: What do you say when you want to quiet little dogs?
A: "Hush, puppies."
Q: What does a lazy dog chase?
A: Parked cars.
Q: Which kind of dog runs but doesn't tick?
A: A digital watchdog.