the puppy wizard

HOWEDY YC,

dianne is a liar and a dog abuser EXXXTRAORDINARIE.


cate is a dog abuser and incompetent imbecile who's
had Orson in REMEDIAL OBEDIENCE for years. He's
goin BLIND because of the abuse he's suffered.

You mean it's called BRIBERY. Bribing dogs
USURPS your authority and teaches dogs
GREED and to do the inapupriate behaviors
to elicit the bribe, NOT to WORK FOR YOU.
<SNIP IDIOCY>

IOW, the DIMINISHING REWARDS method. That's
where we start off working "for pay" and after doing
real good, GET CUT OFF from the paycheck...

The "walk dHOWEN" is INTIMIDATION.

REINFORCEMENT NEVER ENDS...


That'll REALLY INSPIRE the dog to want to work, eh?

dianne is a dog abuser EXXXTRAORDINAIRE.

You mean, instead of training the pup to give it
up NEARLY INSTANTLY using effective methods?


BEWEAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
THAT'S SHEER IDIOCY.


Sorry CHUMPS, it was GAME OVER the first
day The Puppy Wizard came here...


The Puppy Wizard's dogs will pick up and deliver
whatever to wherever they're ASKED.

BWEAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Dog trainin ain't LUCK.

"Luck is for SUCKERS," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.


Yeah? Don't sHOWEND like much FUN when you
turn your back on IT and WALK IT DOWN.


Yeah, on accHOWENT of you're doin most of the work...


IMBECILE, IDIOT, LIAR, DOG ABUSER.


That's not an expedient method of training.


That would put you into the same category of
BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS cate and HOWER Gang
are havin with their dogs. Dog trainin ain't LUCK.

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

Hi, Jerry.

I'm not sure that I'm a 100% convert, or that I agree
with (or even understand) 100% of what you say in this
manual ... BUT ... we had "come" down pat in a few
reps and you could have knocked me down when I tried
the exercise with "drop" and, after a few reps in
different spots Darwin practically *threw* the rubber
ball at my feet on command. He's still not perfect
(just a pup, after all, and he's stubborn enough to
want to push and test me a little bit more).

For what it's worth, I can see (as no doubt you have)
how your usenet manner is likely to rankle a few
folks, but that woman who advocates ear pulling and
beating with sticks deserves everything she gets. Even
if that was the only method that would work, I'd live
with my dog not fetching rather than do any of that.
(Darwin fetches enthusiastically and instinctively,
tho').

Best, ben

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