the puppy wizard

HOWEDY People,

Will Slovenly Grooming Kill Your Dog?

Perhaps:

HOWEDY Master Of Deception blankman,

After reading HOWER forum and doin all
his research and reading training books.

And IT turned on them, like janet boss's kat
does to her when she punishes her dogs
and like her student nessa's dogs turn on her
when she punishes them as janet taught her,
like HOWE kwbrown's DEAD DOG turned
on her, like HOWE Robert Crim's DEAD
DOG TURNED on his family, like HOWE
Sampson TURNED on his family, like HOWE
Summer TURNED on her family, like HOWE
Raggdoll TURNED. on her family. And all the
other DEAD DOGS you've ENTERTRAINED
TO DEATH RIGHT HERE cause you're a
natural born coward, liar, dog abuser and MENTAL CASE.
<snip>

Your posts are an offense to man and beast,
Master Of Deception blankman.


FEELINS don't cHOWENT. You can't post here
abHOWETS cause you're a liar and a dog abuser
and a mental case.


The Puppy Wizard IS callin you a bad person,
Master Of Deception blankman. AND HE PROVES IT.


You're STUPID, Master Of Deception blankman.
You don't have the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit the
cunning of the domestic puppy dog.


No, you're gonna blow smoke up HOWER arses
as per usual. You're gonna twist words and meanings
and make things up and blame the dog for your
ignorance viciHOWESNESS and abuse.


BWEWEEEAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

You're a proven liar and dog abuser.


Oh? Like HOWE nessa did? Or like HOWE
carol levy did? Or like HOWE kwbrown did?


The Puppy Wizard SEZ traditional training
MAKES dogs AGGRESSIVE, as does neutering.


That's a load of shit, Master Of Deception blankman.

RIGHT! Ten minutes of bannishmen to stew
over getting punished is PLENTY of time,
according to your predescessor as Master
Of Deception professor lying doc SCRUFF
SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into ITS face
and lock IT in a box for ten minutes reflection
dermer of the ****-ytic behaivorISM department
at UofWI.

You contradicting HOWER RESEARCH BEHAVIORIST?


That so? What do you think MADE THE DOG AFRAID?


BWEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

HE MURDERED HIS DOG, Master Of Deception
blankman. He didn't get NUTHIN RIGHT, E***CEPT
comin her for COMPANY of other DOG ABUSERS and COWARDS.

BWEEEAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAA!!! IMBECILE.


There AIN'T NO SUCH THING.


BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

Like your pal robin manadero's new litter?:
"The litter was whelped at Debbie's house,
so I went to assist. Coree isn't much of
a "kid" dog, so the boys were left with their
dad."

Of curse, she didn't SAY she moved the bitch
HOWET cause she couldn't TRUST IT not to
ATTACK HER OWN KIDS.


The dog TURNED on them, Master Of
Deception blankman cause they ABUSED
IT as they was TAUGHT by YOU and YOUR PALS HERE.

INDEED? Like robin's litter.

RIGHT! BLAME THE BREEDER.

Well, we can look to your pal lying frosty dahl
and lying "I LOVE KOEHELR" lynn for all the
DETAILS of what's a ETHICKAL BREEDER.


You're full of crap you lying dog abusing thug.

So THEY could MURDER IT? Or do you suggest
the ETHICKAL BREEDER place the VICIHOWES
dog in a new HOWES?


NO. People "make mistakes" cause dog abusers
like YOU teach them to HURT and INTIMIDATE
their dogs. You HURT and KILL dogs cause you're
a DOG ABUSER a LIAR and a MENTAL CASE.

That so? The Puppy Wizard sez EVERY mistake
MATTERS cause we're dealing with DUMB ANIMALS.


No, not SADLY. It was PREDICTABLE.

Like your PALS?


You mean PUNISHING it.


Like nessa's dogs.

That so? You're a liar and a dog abuser.
A trainer doesn't gotta SEE a person INTIMIDATE
their dog to know that they're INTIMIDATING IT
WRONG cause there ain't no way noHOWE to
train a dog using the METHODS you and your
pals rely on. THAT'S HOWE COME YOU MURDER
dogs, Master Of Deception blankman.

You mean, like TURN on them.


So you PUNISH them and THAT'S HOWE
COME they TURN on their family.


So then you MURDER IT, to be fair.

Consistency doesn't matter if you're not HURTING
th dog, Master Of Deception blankman.


Sez a liar and dog abuser.


BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Better hide the credit cards. You're a dog abuser
a liar and a mental case and you can't post here abHOWETS noMOORE.


BVWWEEAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Yeah. Many people don't work enough on groomin.
You think his DEAD DOG TURNED ON THEM cause
IT wasn't GROOMED pupperly???

BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

BAD GROOMING KILLED THIS DOG!!! BWEEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

You mean, breeds that don't LIKE to get ABUSED.

Perhaps you need some gentle grooming,
Master Of Deception blankman.


Meanwhile, here's some puppy raising tips
from your ETHICKAL BREEDER pal:

Borrowed from: "Puppy Raising Tips" from
professional trainers, John and Amy Dahl.

"Around four months many puppies can withstand a
correction. Unfortunately this is the time they start
teething and if their mouth hurts, they may act
generally sensitive. If this is the case, be patient and
wait for all those baby teeth to fall out.

In training, retrievers often respond to physical correction
better than verbal correction. While "NO!" is extremely
useful if puppy is about to bite an electrical cord or steal
food off the table, when you are teaching them something
(like obedience) a sharp jerk on their lead or swat with a
stick gets the message across with less emotion and less
effect on their confidence.

If they drop the dummy and act like their mouth hurts
when they are teething, stop all retrieving and wait for
their mouth to feel better. A correction should be just
severe enough to get the dog to respond.

Repeated weak corrections are very stressful to the dog."

END lyingfrosty dahl

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lay across you puppy's arse, just send a personal check
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Ask yourself: "HOWE COME DOESN'T JERRY
HURT DOGS TO TRAIN THEM?"

And then just answer: "On AccHOWENT Of
JERRY KNOWS HOWE TO TRAIN DOGS
WITHOUT HURTING THEM."

And THEN SAY OUT LHOWED: "IGNORE
JERRY, HE'S MEAN TO DOG ABUSERS."

You can get all the information you need to
PUPPERLY handle and train your dog using
non force, non confrontational, scientific and
psychological methods, in your FREE copy
of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual.


Psychoclown wrote:

"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks" things is something
you twisted out of context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

Amy lyingfrosty dahl LIES with a straight face and says:

"I don't beat dogs, twist ears, or pinch toes. For the benefit
of anyone who is in doubt, and who chooses not to read the
article (SHE'D REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU DON'T READ IT!),
there is NO mention in it of twisting ears (INDEED, SHE
PINCHES THEM WITH SPIKES).

I would never slap a dog (SHE TEACHES PEOPLE TO
BEAT DOGS WITH STICKS TO MOTIVATE THEM).

I would never advise anyone to slap a dog (SHE'S A
PROVEN LIAR AND DOG ABUSER, do you expect her to
ADMIT THE TRUTH???).

I do not believe there is a single cir***stance, ever, where
slapping a dog is anything but destructive."

RIGHT. She PINCHES, not twists... and chin cuff doesn't
mean hit, according to lyinglynn and avrama....

amy lyingfrosty dahl continues:

"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more
sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist! Eventually, the
dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your
thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear."

Gotta LOVE koehler. dahl makes koheler look like St. Francis.


"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know
Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo
Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because
Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.

You think allowing a "FEAR AGGRESSIVE MAN
SHY" dog to be BEATEN by a strange male trainer
is INTELLIGENT BEHAVIOR for a DOG LOVER?

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."

You think HURTIN dogs and CRINGING
is COURTEOUS?

"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?"

Means the author is a dog abuser of the worst magnitude.

"When you bring home the Bitter Apple for
the first time, spray one squirt directly into
the dog's mouth and walk away. The dog
won't be too thrilled with this but just ignore
him and continue your normal behavior."

You think HURTING your dog is NORMAL BEHAVIOR?

--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"Courteous Canines"

You think HOWER pals are playin with a full deck?