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1 14th April 02:31
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She is very MEAN!!! She snaps, bites, and hisses at humans. If I let
Molly out of her cage, she gets on the computer and calls everyone
stupid! If we look at her, she will hiss and snap madly and foam at
the mouth! Her parents abandoned her and she was raised by a pack of
hyenas. She just won't get along with people! She only likes hyenas
and birds! She laughs like one too! I don't know what to do! How do
you tame such an EVIL beast? Should I try giving her dog treats?
Should she be put to sleep?


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2 14th April 02:31
peter hucker
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For a minute there I thought you meant our resident troll older molly. Oh, maybe you are.


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3 14th April 02:31
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Oh, maybe you are.


Is it possible for you to be any more of a loser?


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4 14th April 02:32
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She's the arogant sad loser around here, and you are just as bad being her bumchum.

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5 14th April 02:32
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I can hardly wait for summer school to start. We're going to miss
you...

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6 14th April 02:32
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Hmmm . . . interesting . . . and how does a bird with clipped wings manage
to fly into walls and windows? WTF?

90 percent of these postings are completely ridiculous and the other 10
percent are just hilarious- thanks Marco and Mark!

KC


Do you know that not one of my birds is wing clipped and none are
aggressive. I wonder why so many birds in America become aggressive or
fly into walls and windows unless they are deprived of flight?
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7 14th April 02:32
pizza gurl
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Step away from the webTV!

Does your mother know you are using the family TV again?
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8 14th April 02:32
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Clipped wings does not eliminate flight necessarily. It depends on how hard
you clip them.
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9 14th April 02:33
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Damn! You just insist on proving over and over that you are a loser.


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10 14th April 02:33
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Someone's comprehension skills don't exist.
Your lesson for the day.

"how does a bird with clipped wings manage to fly into walls and windows?
WTF?"

Who do you think said that this is the case? You quoted Molly, but she
didn't say it. what she did say was:
"...become aggressive or fly into walls and windows unless they are deprived
of flight?"

deprived of flight means clipped so then she's saying "...become aggressive
or fly into walls and windows unless they are [clipped]?"

so they fly into walls unless clipped = if they are clipped they don't fly
into walls

got it?

Most people can read the same thing you did and understand it's meaning
almost instantaniously.. What's your problem?


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