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1 30th December 13:25
the land surfer
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Posts: 1
Default viva brisvegas


viva brisvegas
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th psychic blog

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The Contours
'Do You Love Me'
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not much no

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dont live in brisvegas anymore

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Korn
'Korn - Cameltosis'
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out here at

pine rivers

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without th posts
to play in


in th city
it aint worth goin in

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can ride on bitumen amongst th cars anywhere

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on my out there unicycle

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done me a favour ****less tracy

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and th unicycle man
doesnt have to frequent th capital city;s

streets anymore

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gave up
singin in th fortitude valley

on street corners
more than six months before


unrequited *** and drugs n rock n roll is for


chicks

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done my time

cant stand th public

not even fond of them

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somethin about th big city

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The Kinks
'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy'
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hmm

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well they wont be smilin at my
extreme unicycle

not in brisvegas

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been touring th

little towns

down in new south wales

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th last coupel of weekends


liek alwyas

ppl smile when th unicycle goes nuts

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th venue doesnt matter

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has it got good street furniture ?

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****ed if i know man
they ****ed in th head

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no skatebowl
in th city

to jump my unicycle off


too tame

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Kristin Hersh
'Kristin Hersh & Michael Stipe '
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'your ghost'

rock n roll paulie is a myth

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all scenes die

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cant play amongst th street furniture

i'm holding three fines already and


th public never give me anything

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the smiles on dials deal

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cunt's already smiled
wot;s he gunna pay for ?

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lot u know

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oh yr one of those ****heads
who yells out at me

in th street as i sail bye

that i'm talented


yr a joke

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Pink Floyd
'Comfortably Numb'
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heard it before

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amazing

cool

shit liek that


not impressed anymore

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rather fly th
suspension monoshock unicycle


round th bmx track
by myself

than travel to th city
to listen to such shit

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th mp3 player
just

doesnt block it all out

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i have my diaries
of bein a sreet entertainer

after midnight
six yrs in brisvegas

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i've got th travelling bug

my walkabout gene kickin in

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been in three coastal towns in

three weeks

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and lookin inland

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dropped over the redcliffe
skatebowl wall

yesterday
on anzac day

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public holiday

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catwmmoan says she
likes my
witchdoctor vibe

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maybe

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i dunno

maybe

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redheads not my favourite flavoured pussie

right now

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Marianne Faithfull
'Pirate Jenny'
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i dunno catwoman

black's got other ideas

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neatly dumped brizzie

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with it;s
fortitude valley


nicely named
badly run

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havent hauled th guitar out of th car
from th weekend yet

only seem to play it for catwoman

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oh
and her son

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trippy got
third outright and
best in class

not bad for 800 cc

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against th 1600's

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it ****in goes man

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"it earnin th stickers its wearin"

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we'll come down tomorrow night

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shed party


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The Eagles
'Witchy Woman'
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i got a full bowl of green

right here

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scuse i

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cmere thang

give us th bong or i'll

blow yr ****in hand off

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gettin nicely toasted break...

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Pink Floyd
'Fearless'
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big stereo on:

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25 feet up today
hangin off a barge tile

that aint nailed down
that aint even

vertical
inclined into th roof

wot;s holding me up ?

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th old bugger couldnt watch anymore
took th hint


i'm doin somethin dangerous

should u be talking to me ?

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no ****in safety net

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u want a nice job or
u want me to do a ****ed job ?

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th barge tiles
are wot u be lookin at
for th nxt ten yrs

not wot th spray painters do

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smart old bugger

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i gave him nice cut lines and

his barge tiles
are gunna end up with

three top coats

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maybe it;s th name of th street ya live in
i cant be bothered to explain

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th rain water tank
was a litle misunderstanding

hmm

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but he's drained it

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and it only rained for ten minutes
at three am

was it worth gettin out of bed for
and ****in our worksite

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Marcy Playground
'*** And Candy'
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we left
markers on th big ladder

we left layin on th ground
if it;s been used

we'll know

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dont walk up there old man

those brown tiles are


brand new

slick as

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i steppe dover a hip
today

in th shade and

had another ****in slip

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th paint not gone off yet and

i'm chasin barges i can get to

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bum on th edge and

one leg hangin off th edge and

paintin barge tiles that

are tryin to hide under th roof

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Tears for Fears
'Everybody Wants To Rule The Wo'
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little bastard


at least ya havent got ****ed edges

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i'll see how overboard i go

on th sawtoothing


mostly depends on how much he hovers

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ubt if i dont do it
it;ll always look a little

wrong


but most cant pick why

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fool the eye


u have to bee an artist

to understand

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"or a painter"
same thing

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only one i had to paint

upside down on my back

usin th edge of th ladder

to stop me fallin off


dont break now ockie strap

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wot a weird little return

nearly missed it

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A Perfect Circle
'Sleeping Beauty'
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who ****in designed this ?

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dont tell me

it was an architect

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looks pretty but

try t work on it

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only got a sprinkling of safety rails on it and

mostly where ya dont need em

compliant

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maybe th

paper tape


th masking tape

will stick enough to stop me goin over

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little brother
finally

got back to me about that late roof

i left five slips


on it;s front face

unmasking


ugly ****ers too

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at smoko wi th rest of th roofers


he brought it up

three of em
were from th first slip


took two steps

still sliding

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i told ya bout em
knew u were returning to spray th top roof


just fix these coupel little slips big fella

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rare i slip


more rare i leave

five biggens on a roof


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u'll get over it

i have

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todays wasnt as frightening

or as high

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i shouldnt have stepped there
remind me later will ya

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not quite dry


time for a durrie

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Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
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nah actually
i had a tailor made

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but it had to fit

th song coming

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rollin durries


my rollin tobacco


almost touchin th keyboard

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it's skinned up
it looks dry but

too humid


not gone off

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fortunately
th hip was dry

u dont overspray em quite as much as th big fella

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a step to th dry

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every roof

has a little slip


somewhere on it

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th spray painters are mad

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walkin on wot they;ve just sprayed

and cant see it

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some colours

ya cant see a damn thing

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only thing holdin ya is


yr safety man

on th hose

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if ya

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Nirvana
'Dumb'
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have one

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33 degree pitch and higher

we try

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had a one foot slide

on my bum today


a steep little pitch with

five barges on it

nothin in it

just there to be pretty

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dig th heels in and

prepare to smash a tile to


stop

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climb back up and
continue painting

ah well

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y aget complacent

till on of yrn


slides off another roof

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little brother sailed off two

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but tinnies

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th gutter is comin wi me

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Laurie Anderson
'Blue Lagoon'
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"it did too"

"big ****er"

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give me tiles any day

even green as snot

terror cottas

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all wet and

all green and black


glistening

down to th gutter


while ya clean it all off

from top to bottom

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th yard

on an old terra cotta


gets covered in green

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dead and dying lichen

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we gave it th knife
before removin it


throw it in th mulch

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dunno about feedin it to th chickens

let me know ok


say nuthing paulie

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never happened

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none of it did
it;s all

bullshit

just liek my
360 thousand psychic kills

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just th most magical man in th land

nuthin special or anythin

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this is oz

jonny howard's

oz

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and i just dropped th hugest bud
into th keyboard


scuse i

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found a coupel others


lurkin amongst it


back soon

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gogo magic gas cleaning tip

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Massive Attack
'Safe From Harm'
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be clean and reamed anyway

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th hashpipe reaming tool
of choice

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got
twenty different size reamers

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a stoker for every occasion

this guy tripped out on it

on th weekend

shit man

they keep givin these to me

dont think i ever paid for one

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tip cleaner

standard set

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with a hairtie
holding th case closed so

only one cleaner sticks out

it;s th little things

that make it work good

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so much resin in this pot

scuse i

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Cat Stevens
'Longer Boats'
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much as i hate to do it

added some

denatured tobacco

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yeah it smoked better that time

it pays to be an old hippie

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and not complainin about th size of my

personal magic

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for a change

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Preset Studio Keepers
'Solsbury Hill (DUR)'
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The Contours
'Do You Love Me'
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not really

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viva brisvegas

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Leftfield
'Space Shanty'
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all those mountains
behind her back to

burrow into but
she seems reticent

rather sprawl across th 100 thousand yr floodplain

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sp worried they might disturb th rainforest

perched on top

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they built th city over th good land


th farms

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all th good alluvial soil

under concrete

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th water washes off it and
runs straight out to sea


sea level is rising
i wonder why

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four billion humans

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and th heat

pollution


far worse than

mere co2

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we've had th first warnings


th first calls to make us

only have one air conditioner per house

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it'll come

but too late


global warming

will make us leave

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welcome to my
space shanty

it;s just a shack really


a mere 6000 cubic metres

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been nice since they

could build big in space

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i'm currently orbiting

above my old hometown of


brisvegas

watchin th cleanup

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stupid ****ers

wanna live on a mud ball

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weather in here is

at my figertip control


wot temperature do i feel liek today

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Jewel
'Serve the Ego'
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no worries with

councils

tellin me how many
air conditioners

i hang off th tank

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th more th better i say

gives me more options

if i dont liek wot my home is lookin at

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no classrooms

my kids


stuck in our space

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schoolin thru th

outernet

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do ya need th good view

off th front balcony

i dunno


th missus says so

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th wall
video

gives as good a picture

as th real thing

i cant tell th difference

neither can she

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swear i was lookin at th live thing till

i spotted that super hurricane

somethin familiar about that

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why i got a rerun
runnin on th wall

i though th window was open

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look out and down and

see wo th mud dwellers are

currently battling


not pretty


well


i take pictures

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whack em in my blog

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Icehouse
'?'
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jeez i didnt see that coming
did u see that coming


ah hang on

i just read back

it's a psychic diary

that sees shit backwards


i did see it coming

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just no-one else did


cept these few

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th ones who
by hook or
by crook

abandoned mother earth


and decided to take their chances in

free space

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u try to charge me for it i'll

drop rocks on you cunt

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it's ****in free
and it goes ****in forever

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i dont care how ya got up here
not askin

wot can ya do ?

take th psychic test


u just might pass as a starship pilot

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cant see over lightspeed
not even th cabin so i'm
told

have to be able to see tomorrow


can u see tomorrrow ?


i generally see

seven days in advance


it;s today that's a problem

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born seven days late

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to land on th water fire cusp

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Mu
'Jealous Kids'
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my karma

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Shaggy
'Shaggy - Oh Carolina'
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care factor

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thanks jeannete

unborn daughter


we had a nice fly

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thanks for showin me


my home

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who ****in designed that thing

dont u dare blame me

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i dig th view

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yeah i know
i'm still stuck down here


it'll happen dear
just like u

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it hasnt occurred to them
to think of fleeing yet

i'm not intending travelling far

somethin tells me i like


goin up and down

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till they screw that thing together
and advertise for it;s [pilot

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The Geraldine Fibbers
'The Geraldine Fibbers : Dragon'
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it spits fire

and th machines cant see

to fly it

when it goes over light speed

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when i open my eyes again
i expect that you'll be gone

-

lyric

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thank u

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but idont get
which way

i'm supposed to face


to see my arse


as it sails off
into th distance

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vision is a weird thing

far better to close yr eyes


goin over the edge

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ya gotta have moxie young fella


point th ****in thing at a star and

press go

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oh
and good


psychic timing

space isnt

empty

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but th path

to be a starship pilot

is long

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fvie plus yrs in

th psychic training alone

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operant conditioning


classic space procedure


ala nasa

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t be rated to carry passenger

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David Es***
'Rock On'
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s


made enough trips and
solo but


hit no rocks

in free space

amazin who ppl will jump onboard with

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washout airlines

h egets thru
th pilot bnut

he hits rocks

evry time

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they always rebuildin th front end of their starships

th crisp
clean lookin

excutive class starships

dont have a scratch

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u havent seen a big bullbar yet

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worse than an aussie ute
with a truck bullbar

in th outback

for hittin stray cows
and full grown kangaroos

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i can see us now
mad aussies


ah man

this is a ute

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kind of a truck

full of containers

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can u look inside them


no

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th nerve

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wherer's yr ****in warrant cunt ?

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?
'?'
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gorillaz
'feels good'

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just shipping containers full of
drugs


nuthin to concern yrself about


droppin em to nigel six but
i aint tellin u that

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bye bye ****less tracy

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****in speedin ticket

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in earth's sun's planetary system

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teach me to speed

while runnin drugs

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but we runnin two identical ships
slaved to each other and

she only seen one

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no life signs on th other

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and th best


anti radar
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Kylie Minogue
'Promises'
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we can find

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cant pick up our
metal screen
inside th ceramic hull
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said too much

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karma cops screamin

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mungrels

those asteroids are our


nxt step

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i'll have to lookup that ****less tracy;s file

nxt time i hook into th

pirate raft

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:28:48]
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Nirvana
'Come as You Are'
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hi tetraplegia

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th exodus will start soon

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one too many hurricanes or


huge waves or


massive earthquakes and

bing

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a penthouse

not ****in tall enough

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rather be liek th astronauts and

watch th bad weather

in comfort


but wi a bong
that works in freefall

less y spinnin

in a ball

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easy to keep up

dont look at th walls

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i like my hashpipe

made out of th thing ya

blow into
when th police

take a specimen
of yr breath

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i **** drugs out of it
seems fair


they gave it to me
must have a use

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i am not throwin it away cunt

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:33:03]
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City High
'Caramel (Remix)'
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who sang that ****in song i wanna pirate tonight

**** me

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i was gunna clean my room
but i got high


makes me jump unicycles over
traffic isalnds

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pirate jenny
"black"

'the land surfer"
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p.s.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:35:15]
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A Perfect Circle
'Sleeping Beauty'
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