the puppy wizard

HOWEDY People,

Perhaps you should reconsider every thing you thought
you knew abHOWET behavior.


Yeah... and denyin their own words.


Don't matter where. When you get bagged
for lying you're marked for life, lying frosty dahl.


No. Not till we consider HOWE COME you
gotta hang dogs in the first place.

"Chin CHUCK absolutely doesn't mean slap,"
professora gingold.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."


IMAGINE?

"I Would Never Advise Anyone To Slap A
Dog I Do Not Believe There Is A Single
Cir***stance Ever, Where Slapping A
Dog Is Anything But Destructive,"

LUCKY thing CHIN CHUCK absolutely don't
mean slap the goddamned dog, we'd look like
a conspiracy of LIARS and DOG abusers if
CHIN CHUCK DID mean SLAP the dog.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes
A ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The
Dog The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The
Ears And Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

"I don't see why anyone would want to choke or
beat a dog, or how any trainer could possibly get
a good working dog by making them unhapper,
fearful, cowering, etc." sez amy lying frosty dahl.


lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.


"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me. I volunteered
as assistant to the euthanasia tech at our local shelter
for a while, and I know a bit about overpopulation and
unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.

I'll be you've never had to put down litters of
beautiful labrador puppies? If you had did, maybe
you'd be singing a different tune?

"Actually, have held them for the tech to euth, and
put their bodies in the trash bag and in the freezer
for the trash company to come and dispose of.

No different tune," ~Emily

Lynn K. wrote:

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
---------------------------------

"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter." Lynn K.

Baghdad Bob <Baghdadbob> wrote in message
news:<04591a2c5d469ef78d35c89ed4ed58f7@TeraNews>.. .

amy lying frosty dahl continues:

"On the other extreme, the really hard dogs
we have trained require much more
frequent and heavy application of pressure
(PAIN j.h.) to get the job done,

This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome

Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher,
less tractable dogs may require you to
progress to striking them more sharply"

BUT NOBODY DOES THAT HERE...

"Try pinching the ear between the metal
casing and the collar, even the buckle on
the collar. Persist! Eventually, the dog will
give in but will squeal, thrash around, and
direct their efforts to escaping the ear pinch"

OR ATTACKING HIS ABUSER.

"You can press the dog's ear with a
shotshell instead of your thumb even
get a studded collar and pinch the ear
against that Make the dog's need to stop
the pinching so urgent that resisting your
will fades in importance.

CHUCK IT Under ITS Chin With That Ever
Ready Right Hand, As it catches on, try
using the stick and no ear pinch.

When the dog is digging out to beat the
stick and seems totally reliable without
any ear pinch, you are finished

This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome"

If the dog drops it, chuck it solidly
under the chin, say "No! Hold!"

(stay on the ear until it does) (perhaps
because the ear is getting tender, or the
dog has decided it isn't worth it)" lying frosty dahl.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.

"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know
Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo
Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because
Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes
A ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The
Dog The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The
Ears And Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

And from terri willis, Psychoclown wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

"Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a
helper wield the stick, or do it yourself.
Tougher, less tractable dogs may require
you to progress to striking them more
sharply," lying frosty dahl, ethical breeder,
expert trainer, discoverer of cannibalism
in Labradors.

You think a E***PERT trainer got to BEAT
a HUNTIN dog to MAKE IT HUNT?

"Pudge Was So Soft That She Could And
Would Avoid A Simple Swat On The Rump
With A Riding Crop," lying frosty dahl,
discoverer of CANNIBALISM in Labradors.

Perhaps the mom dog didn't want her babies
HURT all their lives like HOWE HOWER dog
lovers PREFER to HURT THEIR DOGS?

"John ran out, grabbed Blackie by the collar, and
gave the dog two or three medium whacks on the
rump with a training stick while holding him partially
off the ground. John then told Blackie to sit, ran back
to the line and cast him back to the dummies."

The Puppy Wizard sez a mom dog eatin her babies
to SAVE THEM from a fate like that, is COMMENDABLE.

We're gonna teach folks THAT AIN'T NORMAL...

Cites please? You tend to CONfHOWEND your
methods and motives for HURTIN dogs when you're
not REALLY HURTIN them. You was talkin abHOWET
beatin the dog with a stick for your stick fetch, not
smackin IT under his chin so he can get a sHOWEND distraction.


Don't MATTER if you HURT the dog or NOT.

The dog ain't gonna APPRECIATE you for it.


Seems the trainer is blamin the dog cause he
couldn't TRAIN the dog to DO what he wants.

You mean when you're choking and pinchin his ear.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

That so? The Puppy Wizard sez you're a liar.

Don't matter WHAT the CON-TEXT is when you're
beatin and shockin a dog and denyin you're HURTIN
IT or you wouldn't be jerk and chokin and shockin an
beatin IT in the first place if you didn't INTEND TO HURT..

Yeah. That's HOWE COME your pal sindy sadist
mooreon doesn't post here noMOORE. She didn't
wanna get bagged for lyin like you do.

Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher,
less tractable dogs may require you to
progress to striking them more sharply"


Let's discuss every thing. Your STICK FETCH.
You know, the WON you changed three times
to suite your false defenses and CONfHOWEND
it with chin chuckin to make it SHOWEND like
you're just beatin the dog with your hand.

You mean HURT the dog to make IT hunt.


You mean beatin the dog with a stick and pinchin
and twistin his ears and toes and shocking and
jerking and choking IT.


You mean, like TRAININ IT?


You mean a method of trainin that WORKS?
Well, you COULD learn HOWE to train a dog
then you wouldn't NEED to HURT IT.


Yeah. You even tried and miserably failed
clicker trainin. See "clicker project fizzles."


You mean beatin an shockin a dog is a IMPROVEMENT.

You think novice trainers should be HURTIN
their dogs on the advice of a trainer who sez
hurtin the dog to train IT is an IMPROVEMENT?


You make a good point. AnyWON readin your
pathos is either as NUTS as The Puppy Wizard
or is workin on a master's degree in criminal insanity.


Compared to the amHOWENT of jerkin and
chokin it gets to learn to hunt?

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

You mean like table work? Or tying IT to a tree
and beatin IT with at stick to make it "REALLY DIG HOWET?"


Takes you six months to train a dog IF you get LUCKY.


You mean the beatin dogs with sticks an
twistin an pinchin their ears and shockin them.

You mean instead of askin the dog if he
wants to go huntin?

Tempers? You mean, when you go HOWET
to ENJOY a day of murderin some innocent
critters?

"REINFORCEMENT NEVER ENDS."

Ain't that correct, lyin frosty dahl.

You coulda just copied the pertinent text here....

That's NICE. The PERTINENT TEXT is not on that page...

After a gentle reminder she finallly gave the correct link:

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY People,

Perhaps you should reconsider every thing you thought
you knew abHOWET behavior.


Yeah... and denyin their own words.


Don't matter where. When you get bagged
for lying you're marked for life, lying frosty dahl.


No. Not till we consider HOWE COME you
gotta hang dogs in the first place.

"Chin CHUCK absolutely doesn't mean slap,"
professora gingold.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."


IMAGINE?

"I Would Never Advise Anyone To Slap A
Dog I Do Not Believe There Is A Single
Cir***stance Ever, Where Slapping A
Dog Is Anything But Destructive,"

LUCKY thing CHIN CHUCK absolutely don't
mean slap the goddamned dog, we'd look like
a conspiracy of LIARS and DOG abusers if
CHIN CHUCK DID mean SLAP the dog.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes
A ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The
Dog The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The
Ears And Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

"I don't see why anyone would want to choke or
beat a dog, or how any trainer could possibly get
a good working dog by making them unhapper,
fearful, cowering, etc." sez amy lying frosty dahl.


lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.


"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me. I volunteered
as assistant to the euthanasia tech at our local shelter
for a while, and I know a bit about overpopulation and
unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.

I'll be you've never had to put down litters of
beautiful labrador puppies? If you had did, maybe
you'd be singing a different tune?

"Actually, have held them for the tech to euth, and
put their bodies in the trash bag and in the freezer
for the trash company to come and dispose of.

No different tune," ~Emily

Lynn K. wrote:

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
---------------------------------

"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter." Lynn K.

Baghdad Bob <Baghdadbob> wrote in message
news:<04591a2c5d469ef78d35c89ed4ed58f7@TeraNews>.. .

amy lying frosty dahl continues:

"On the other extreme, the really hard dogs
we have trained require much more
frequent and heavy application of pressure
(PAIN j.h.) to get the job done,

This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome

Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher,
less tractable dogs may require you to
progress to striking them more sharply"

BUT NOBODY DOES THAT HERE...

"Try pinching the ear between the metal
casing and the collar, even the buckle on
the collar. Persist! Eventually, the dog will
give in but will squeal, thrash around, and
direct their efforts to escaping the ear pinch"

OR ATTACKING HIS ABUSER.

"You can press the dog's ear with a
shotshell instead of your thumb even
get a studded collar and pinch the ear
against that Make the dog's need to stop
the pinching so urgent that resisting your
will fades in importance.

CHUCK IT Under ITS Chin With That Ever
Ready Right Hand, As it catches on, try
using the stick and no ear pinch.

When the dog is digging out to beat the
stick and seems totally reliable without
any ear pinch, you are finished

This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome"

If the dog drops it, chuck it solidly
under the chin, say "No! Hold!"

(stay on the ear until it does) (perhaps
because the ear is getting tender, or the
dog has decided it isn't worth it)" lying frosty dahl.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.

"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know
Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo
Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because
Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes
A ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The
Dog The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The
Ears And Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

And from terri willis, Psychoclown wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

"Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a
helper wield the stick, or do it yourself.
Tougher, less tractable dogs may require
you to progress to striking them more
sharply," lying frosty dahl, ethical breeder,
expert trainer, discoverer of cannibalism
in Labradors.

You think a E***PERT trainer got to BEAT
a HUNTIN dog to MAKE IT HUNT?

"Pudge Was So Soft That She Could And
Would Avoid A Simple Swat On The Rump
With A Riding Crop," lying frosty dahl,
discoverer of CANNIBALISM in Labradors.

Perhaps the mom dog didn't want her babies
HURT all their lives like HOWE HOWER dog
lovers PREFER to HURT THEIR DOGS?

"John ran out, grabbed Blackie by the collar, and
gave the dog two or three medium whacks on the
rump with a training stick while holding him partially
off the ground. John then told Blackie to sit, ran back
to the line and cast him back to the dummies."

The Puppy Wizard sez a mom dog eatin her babies
to SAVE THEM from a fate like that, is COMMENDABLE.

We're gonna teach folks THAT AIN'T NORMAL...

Cites please? You tend to CONfHOWEND your
methods and motives for HURTIN dogs when you're
not REALLY HURTIN them. You was talkin abHOWET
beatin the dog with a stick for your stick fetch, not
smackin IT under his chin so he can get a sHOWEND distraction.


Don't MATTER if you HURT the dog or NOT.

The dog ain't gonna APPRECIATE you for it.


Seems the trainer is blamin the dog cause he
couldn't TRAIN the dog to DO what he wants.

You mean when you're choking and pinchin his ear.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

That so? The Puppy Wizard sez you're a liar.

Don't matter WHAT the CON-TEXT is when you're
beatin and shockin a dog and denyin you're HURTIN
IT or you wouldn't be jerk and chokin and shockin an
beatin IT in the first place if you didn't INTEND TO HURT..

Yeah. That's HOWE COME your pal sindy sadist
mooreon doesn't post here noMOORE. She didn't
wanna get bagged for lyin like you do.

Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher,
less tractable dogs may require you to
progress to striking them more sharply"


Let's discuss every thing. Your STICK FETCH.
You know, the WON you changed three times
to suite your false defenses and CONfHOWEND
it with chin chuckin to make it SHOWEND like
you're just beatin the dog with your hand.

You mean HURT the dog to make IT hunt.


You mean beatin the dog with a stick and pinchin
and twistin his ears and toes and shocking and
jerking and choking IT.


You mean, like TRAININ IT?


You mean a method of trainin that WORKS?
Well, you COULD learn HOWE to train a dog
then you wouldn't NEED to HURT IT.


Yeah. You even tried and miserably failed
clicker trainin. See "clicker project fizzles."


You mean beatin an shockin a dog is a IMPROVEMENT.

You think novice trainers should be HURTIN
their dogs on the advice of a trainer who sez
hurtin the dog to train IT is an IMPROVEMENT?


You make a good point. AnyWON readin your
pathos is either as NUTS as The Puppy Wizard
or is workin on a master's degree in criminal insanity.


Compared to the amHOWENT of jerkin and
chokin it gets to learn to hunt?

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

You mean like table work? Or tying IT to a tree
and beatin IT with at stick to make it "REALLY DIG HOWET?"


Takes you six months to train a dog IF you get LUCKY.


You mean the beatin dogs with sticks an
twistin an pinchin their ears and shockin them.

You mean instead of askin the dog if he
wants to go huntin?

Tempers? You mean, when you go HOWET
to ENJOY a day of murderin some innocent critters?


"REINFORCEMENT NEVER ENDS."

Ain't that correct, lyin frosty dahl.

You coulda just copied the pertinent text here....

That's NICE. The PERTINENT TEXT is not on that page...

After a gentle reminder she finallly gave the correct link: