the puppy wizard

Date: 2003-11-04 15:10:17 PST

HOWEDY John,

Seems like this is HOWER first meetin. HOWE DO?

Ooops! The Puppy Wizard musta overlooked THIS:

From: John Jukes (JJukes-no-spam@hotmail.com)
Subject: Re: springer pups just arrived help!!
Date: 2003-10-31 10:46:55 PST


Jerry, please get cancer, go away and rot in a corner.

Thanks.

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The Puppy Wizard will overlook that, john. You didn't
really MEAN that. Did you. You was just embarrassed
at not being able to say anything to DISPUTE what The
Puppy Wizard sez.
Or you would.
"John Jukes" <JJukes-no-spam@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:c3VwbGV4.3ddeb69ed491e1b259497d3d3bd02670@106 7983897.cotse.ne
t... Wouldn't you.


The Puppy Wizard wouldn't wanna be impolite.

Of curse not. susan is a ETHICKAL breeder. She
couldn't BE a ETHICKAL BREEDER if she didn't
have CONTROL of her wonderful dogs.


INDEEDY. Looks like he was 10 months at the
time of breedin... maybe less. Will the akc recognize
a breeding from a dad that young? The Puppy Wizard
thought there was some kinda STANDARDS for stuff
age an hip X rays etc..


Makes WON WONDER.

Don't it.

Just like lying frosty dahl DISCOVERIN CANNIBALISM
in her new mom dog left alone before RECOUPERATING from whelpin.


The Puppy Wizard just sez "NO!" to drugs.


NHOWE THAT could be enticing. What you suggest?
The Puppy Wizard suggests studying your FREE
copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual and gettin 100%
total non physical control NEARLY INSTANTLY. Maybe faster.


The Puppy Wizard trains people all over the
Whole Wild World through HIS FREE WWW
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rehabilitate ALL their dog behavior problems
NEARLY INSTANTLY, withHOWET HURTIN
THEM, for FREE, from settin right here, stark
ravin nekkid.

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GAWD I HATE these paper slippers. Don't you?


The Puppy Wizard has specialized in temperament
and protection and problem behaviors for over forty
years. There ain't no dog that can't be trained FASTEST
using non force no /bribe/avoidance methods.


The Puppy Wizard's Mrs. is WON of HIS nearly
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That so? Care to DISS-CUSS dog trainin?


G-d Bless. The Puppy Wizard wouldn't wanna be impolite... right?

The Puppy Wizard's Doggy Do Right (And Kitty
Will And A Rooster Did And A ****atoo Or Two
Did Too) Device GENTLY CURES all anxiety
behavior problems AUTOMAGICKALLY, from up
to five hundred feet away, maybe MOORE.

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And it works like FREAKIN MAGICK. Only BETTER.
The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >


From: Amanda@DCFWatch.com (Amanda@dcfwatch.com)
Subject: Can we get specific about doggydoright without
rancor? Date: 2003-01-13 08:00:29 PST
"Donna" <raindancer411@SPAMBLOCKyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<MuwU9.10110$R16.6984@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>...


It's a smallish box with ac adapter. It emits a "song". A
sound unheard by the tympanic membrane. It regulates brain
waves and calms the subject down. I got mine yesterday. I
have two pitties, my neighbor on one side has an infant pitty
and the other neighbor on my left has a pitty mix, greyhound
and pig.

Her dogs bark CONSTANTLY!

All hours of the night.. she lets em out for last call around
1am. We put ours on our kicthen window sill so the animals
outside and inside can hear it. Anyway.. for the first time
my dogs slept peacefully.

I also did some training with jerry and his wife yesterday,
between that and the machine my dogs ignored the dogs
barking. A mere quiet growl from my oldest dog, a good
girl good job! and she went back to sleep..

an abolsolute first in this house. My nieghbors
dogs continued barking.. the machine was not
set to play.. so i reset it.. and they shut right up.

The whole nieghborhood was quiet for the first time.
Neighbors dogs are still behaving today.

I will be loaning it to my father in two weeks, once my dogs
rmemeber the "song" and can learn to replay it to themselves
to calm themselves down, for his ****atiel who is home alone
alot.. and very bitchy.

I will also be buying one for my mom for her feuding kitty
cats. And finally I will be buying one for my friend who has
two dogs and a child with major seizure problems. I think
this device will help her daughters seizures since it controls
and regulates brain waves.

Since i'm nto rich.. and these machines are $135
with shipping ... when i say I am planning on buying
three of them for friends.. you know it works. I could
always let them borrow it for free.. but this machine
is so kickass.. they need their own so their neighbors
dogs can be happy too.


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From: 2tails (waggintales@hotmail.com)
Subject: Get off the bed... please?
Date: 2001-07-02 20:52:32 PST

Something funny happened the other night....

Late in the evening, I usually relax on our bed for a while
before turning in... both of my dogs are nearly always on the
bed with me, sleeping. When my husband comes up to go
to bed for the night, usually one of the dogs is on his side of
the bed. His usual response is, "Get off, you *G--d----d* dogs!
OFF!... Get OFF!" Both dogs ignore him completely until he
pushes them off....

Well, the other night he did this, and as usual there was nary
a twitch from either of them. I said casually, "Maybe you
should just ask them."

He stared at me for a second. "Pepper, get off the bed...
please," he said grudgingly.

Immediately, Pepper got up and hopped off the bed!

Another pause. "Beau, off...good boy." A little more
subdued.

Beau got up, stretched, and jumped off the bed too.

I said, "See? You just have to ASK them."

He got into bed, rolled over to go to sleep, and grouched,
"Never thought I'd have to plead with a *G--d----d* dog to get
offa MY bed!"

But... he hasn't been yelling OFF at the dogs anymore... :-)

-Lisa

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