its only alimentary, dear watson

HOWEDY tommy,

Seem Brittany is familiar with your form of trainin, eh tommy?

Yeah, we was just talkin abHOWET that, remember tommy?

"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who
remain neutral in times of moral crisis" - Dante


You mean The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual <{); ~ ) >


Good. You mean INSTALLED the come command as
a conditional reflex. Be SHORE to perform the
E***ORCISES four times in each of four locations.


From: "BarbnBeau" <bdea...@cogeco.ca>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 01:52:30 -0500
Re: Puppy Wizard's Website

Hi Buzzsaw

Not a Thing to lose ...But a Lot To Gain!!

I can only speak from my experience.. I have a 8 month
old miniature poodle, and although I had done some basic
training with him we had a few barking issues ..ugh

I am happy to tell you, I contacted Jerry at the email
addy I posted and he was so great! I wasn't following
the technique precisely but he helped me get back on track.

Beau is doing sooooo well it is really a thrill working
with him, and seeing the remarkable changes.

Now I can ask for "recall" (come) both on and off lead
and it is immediate!

the first time I ask.

Best of Luck to you,

Remember if you need help or explanation contact Jerry ..
he will be more than happy to help anyway he can.

Cheers
Barb

"Leprechaun" <Leprech...@attglobal.net wrote in message


Fortunately, I happen to believe he is too.
I took a rescued three year old beagle that
had been kept outside all of its life that didn't
even recognize or respond to its name to
Jerry's home (That ugly cinder block shack???
get real) and in just over one hour of working
with the dog, he was coming on command
(not a quickly as he does now, but still...) and
walking with us on a loose lead.

His "hot/cold" exercise and "come when called"
command and pack exercise WORK!


Well, he's been near mine, and done wonders for him.

You don't have to like him. You don't have
to agree with his methods, but as far as I
am concerned, I've never seen any other
training approach that was as fast and easy.

<<<< Rest of original post deleted

Ron Flanagan
Orlando, Florida

-----------------------

Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 9:06 AM
Hello.

I never posted here (or anywhere) before.
I never trained or owned a dog before this
year.

I downloaded the Wit's End, read it, corresponded
with Mr. Howe and trained my dog to come and to
stop barking in a weekend.

Our dog, Jake, had been treated with kindness the
whole time we had him, about 10 months, but his
earlier life is unknown.

I worked on the hot-cold exercise for about 30
minutes when he suddenly "got it". After that
he came to me every time with no hesitation.

I used the cans filled with pennies to teach him
not to bark. If he now starts to bark, I go to the
door or window, say "Good Boy, its' alright" and
he usually calms down right away.

A couple of times I had to get the cans
out again to reinforce the behavior.

We feel a strong bond with this animal
and he is very eager to accept our love.

So with all the vitriolic spewing going on,
I have to believe Mr. Howe is right.

His method worked for us.

I don't know if it would have been quite
as effective if we had tried another method first. Florence


Isn't that where you jerk and choke and shock them, tommy?


You mean HURT the dog, tommy?


You mean you ONLY HURT the dog when IT don't want
to BOND with you, tommy?

Perhaps you're usin TOO MANY WORDS, eh tommy?

Takes MINUTES to INSTALL a 100% RELIABLE come command
as a conditional reflex, tommy, by simply doin E***ACTLY
PRECISELY OPPOSITE of HOWE you train your dogs, tommy.


You mean when the dog TRUSTS you enough...


To shock and choke IT someMOORE.

HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Students ALL OVER The WHOWEL WILD WORLD report
training 100% RELIABLE COME COMMANDS in a few minutes withHOWET
HURTIN their dogs like HOWE you PREFER, tommy?:

To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Saturday, November 02, 2002 2:37 PM
Subject: Re: dog aggression - Today Seemed Like A Miracle -
WELCOME TO WITS' END DOG TRAI

Sunshine is still acting like a new dog! Saw a dog
today and "good boy-" worked along with calling him-
came the first time every time. Not even a sound out
of him. Think it is hard for him but he never even
seemed to think about going off-reacting. I would
love to write a testimonial but can not seem to find
the site--please send the address--

The word come has no affect on him just the phrase-
-Sunshine come goodboy.

OR LIKE THIS:

Hi, Jerry.

I'm not sure that I'm a 100% convert, or that I agree
with (or even understand) 100% of what you say in this
manual ... BUT ... we had "come" down pat in a few
reps and you could have knocked me down when I tried
the exercise with "drop" and, after a few reps in
different spots Darwin practically *threw* the rubber
ball at my feet on command. He's still not perfect
(just a pup, after all, and he's stubborn enough to
want to push and test me a little bit more).

For what it's worth, I can see (as no doubt you have)
how your usenet manner is likely to rankle a few
folks, but that woman who advocates ear pulling and
beating with sticks deserves everything she gets. Even
if that was the only method that would work, I'd live
with my dog not fetching rather than do any of that.
(Darwin fetches enthusiastically and instinctively,
tho').

Best, ben ===================
From: <>
To: "Jerry Howe" <jho...@bellsouth.net>
Sent: Saturday, December 28, 2002 5:21 PM
Subject: Re: Damned Family Leadership Exercise -

Re: Am I expecting to much

Hi Jerry,

When I talked to you on the phone to order to machine
for daughter's new pup, I told you that I had an older
Chessie. I rescued him at 9 years old and have had
him for 3 years.

It's funny, but I thought I'd try some of your book
training with him. Where I used to say "come" and
then say "good boy" when he obeyed, I have reversed
it with a "good boy" first.

It really does work.

He was very confused at first, wondering what he
had done to get the praise.

But it really gets the attention and distracts him from
whatever he may have going through his brain when
he hears it.

Dogs are funny, but people are too. Can't wait to get
the Doggy do Right, etc.

Thanks,
N
=========
AND LIKE THIS:
Greg M. Silverman" <gmsNOS...@no.umn.edu> wrote in message
Hey, Mr. Wizard, or Alchemist or whatever your alias
of the day is, have to say that our dog heels much
better than she did. This is after reading and
implementing the bit in your "Wits End" treatise.

And she's a royal nutter (but then again, aren't they all?).
Cheers! Greg--

Date: 5/22/03 11:24:35 PM Eastern
Daylight Time
From: p...@cfl.rr.com
To: Witsend...@aol.com

Well, let me tell you, your Wits' End
Dog Training Method works.

My dog, Dasie, Loves to chase chameleons
around the barbecue on the patio. I
used this system on four different occasions.

When she went out today, she looked
everywhere else but the barbecue.
Amazing, just amazing.

I will write to Amanda about the video.

I am really excited to learn more, and
understand. Maybe just a little reassurance
that I am going about it the right way.

Thanks again
Paul
AND LIKE THIS:
"Hennie van Dalen" <h.vandalen11***removethis...@**chello.nl>
wrote in message news:TlsCb.2895$7U1.7896@amstwist00...

RTFM is age-old computer lingo.... It stands for "Read The
F***ing Manual" ;-) I used the manual and it works very good!
<snip>

For a fact i tought him to heel in 15min's without
beeing on a leach at-all !!! When he spotted a dog,
he used to run towards it, but now i tought him to "ask
permission" first, and to my surprise it worked!

My dogs never went to puppy-training (lucky for them),
maybe this helped too.

Manual can be found at http://www.doggydoright.com/id 3.html
-- Hennie van Dalen http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fo **tografie/doggy-pictures/
SEE? SEE?? SEE???


BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

HOWEDY jodi, Jodi wrote:

Well jodi, your CON-TROLL is HOWE COME your
dog is HOWETA CON-TROLL, jodi. Forcing MOORE
CON-TROLL will make your dog AGGRESSIVE.


Pssst? THAT AIN'T Jack, jodi. "Jack" is a facetiHOWES
name for HOWER own beloved DOGMAN, aka joey finnochiario
aka tommy sorenson, but he'll DENY THAT on accHOWENT of
he's a anonymHOWES lying dog abusing punk thug COWARD.

Wamt PROOF? JUST ASK HIM HIS KENNEL NAME, jodi.
ASK to SEE some SALES LITERATURE and PICS of his
PUPPY MILL Retrivers, jodi.


INDEEDY. You've been doin your DUE DILLIGENCE since
pryor to gettin your dog, you even recommended readin
"culture clash" for a DOMINANCE problem mauijnp had
with her HOWETA CON-TROLL dog. REMEMBER, genius?


THAT'S HOWE COME your dog is HOWETA CON-TROLL, jodi.

ALL behavior problems are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING, jodi.
You as a PARENT and the SP-HOWES of a TEACHER should
KNOW THAT, shouldn't you, jodi? IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
BY NHOWE, guess what? TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!

THAT'S INSANE, jodi. You RELY on E***CESSIVE E***ORCISE
to CON-TROLL your dog INSTEAD of "training' him.


Would your momma's Boston Terrorior AGREE?

RIGHT. Your dog HIDES in the crate and DWELLS ON HER
FEARS, and THAT'S a OTHER reason HOWE COME she's HOWETA
CON-TROLL <{); ~ ) >

Your punk thug coward mental case pals GOT THE SAME PROBLEM,
jodi. You've been SEEIN THEM for 8 months NHOWE, jodi. AND
YOU GOT YOUR JUST DESSERTS thus far, jodi, haven't you.
From: "Jodi" <breme...@earthslink.net>
Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2005 18:02:58 GMT
Subject: The Boston and the Aussie

My mom came to visit with her lovely little (skittish)
Boston Terrier, who was not sure what to make of our
clumsy, bouncy, unrefined Aussie puppy. The puppy got
put in her place a couple times, but it was mostly good
fun.

Tallulah is graduating puppy class this Saturday, her
biggest accomplishment being able to walk around the
block without choking herself. Her recall is getting
pretty good too, although it is still trumped by birds
on the lawn. I think puppy class really helped me, not
just with training, but with *liking* having a puppy.

--Jodi

Date: Mon, 27 Jun 2005 23:41:47 GMT
Local: Mon,Jun 27 2005 7:41 pm
Subject: Re: Collars

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On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 18:01:07 -0400, Janet B
<j...@bestfriendsdogobedience.*com> wrote: []


"J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message news:20040324071828.07753.00000001@mb-m18.aol.com...

"sionnach" <rhyfe...@msn.com> wrote in message news:c3qi15$2biuoh$1@ID-45033.news.uni-berlin.de...

An INSENSITIVE DOG???


In a word, no. That's why I'm going to do my very best
to ignore her from now on.

It'll be hard, of course, because I, like so many others,
am always drawn to accident scenes. []

One can only wonder how long it would take someone of Lucy's,
shall we say "aptitude," to learn how to use an e-collar
correctly if she can't even grasp the fundamentals of using
a simple choke chain.
<boggle>

--
Handsome Jack Morrison
*gently remove the detonator to reply by e-mail
From: Handsome Jack Morrison <me10...@privacy.net.invalid>
Date: Mon, 27 Jun 2005 22:21:00 GMT
Subject: Re: Collars

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On 27 Jun 2005 03:23:44 -0700, lucyaa...@claque.net wrote: []


No, it's not. You're speaking from IGNORANCE here.

In fact, a good trainer works very hard to prevent any
choking action from taking place (as I explained to you,
fruitlessly apparently, in a previous post) by keeping
the leash at all times *loose.*

Put your leash on *your* dog (with any collar you want) and,
while keeping the leash *loose,* try to choke *your* dog.

Let me know how that works out for you, 'kay?

Note: It is *impossible* to administer a proper leash
correction (with a training/choke/prong collar) if the
leash is tight, because the collar can't then be "popped,"
which essentially works as a sound distraction (a "tap
on the shoulder" to signal to the dog that what he just
did was unacceptable, etc.)

E-collars, too, can be used in exactly that same way
(among several other ways).


There's no force involved in a collar pop, provided
it's executed correctly and *timely.*

None. Nada. Zero. Zilch.

[]


Because words alone apparently scare the crap out of you,
Lucy, which apparently causes your brain to lockup (like
the jaws on an eeevil pitbull )I offered you the example
of the necklace choker, because you were wondering why one
wouldn't use a choke collar unless one intended to actually
choke a dog.

Using that same brilliant logic of yours, and applying
it to the necklace choker, it begs the same question,
doesn't it?

Why would anyone buy someone a choker necklace if the
intention wasn't to actually choke that person.

<sigh>

--
Handsome Jack Morrison
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