lord durron

best way to train your dog is how you would train your kids with patience
and love don't hit speak sternly a stern word goes allot farther than any
choke collar or pain method of training and remember love and patience

rocky

Lord Durron said in rec.pets.dogs.breeds:

[]

Whoever you are and whichever newsgroup you're posting from:
please stop quoting so much. This one was a couple of hundred
lines, the last was thousands.


--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

the puppy wizard

Ooops! That "stern word" teaches dogs and
children to learn other words, like "NO!"

sharon too

And only because you top posted after copying loads and loads of crap, I
will unload this heavy burdeon I carry after the stressful holidays and ask
you to please try to use punctuation. Where the heck do your sentences begin
and end? And 'allot' isn't even a word. Try 'a lot'.
Thank you. That is all. My job here is done.

:-)

-Sharon

the puppy wizard

BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

You overlooked the most important POINT,
sharon too. The OP is suggesting using
sternness to train a child or dog.. and we
KNOW THAT'S HOWE COME dogs GET
The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

philip meech

And don't forget to put your shoes on a high shelf. Crate training in
the beginning seemed to help. but labs are easy to house break. Just
keep track of the time after they eat when they poop. Its about two
hours in grown labs.

the puppy wizard

----- Original Message -----
From: "Scott Anderson" <Lord_durron@comcast.net>
To: "'The Puppy Wizard'" <ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net>
Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 9:16 PM
Subject: RE: new labrador puppy


HOWEDY Scott,

You mean the WON CITING the lying dog
abusing punk thug cowards and active long
term incurable MENTAL CASES HURTIN
INTIMIDATING BRIBING CRATING and
MURDERING dogs, scott?

That was to WIZE you up so you don't
HURT and INTIMIDATE your dog like
the DOG LOVERS you're ASKING for
ADVICE, scotty.

It's DIRECT QUOTES of HOWER DOG LOVERS,
the E***PERTS you're ASKING for ADVICE,
HURTING INTIMIDATING and MURDERING dogs
and LYING abHOWET it.

The lying dog abusing MENTAL CASES you're
ASKIN for ADVICE, scotty.

They SAY that to DOG LOVERS like yourself, scotty.\
DOG LOVERS who ONLY post here to learn HOWE
to HURT and INTIMIDATE their own dogs on accHOWENT
of BEING NICE to them DIDN'T WORK.

REMEMBER, scotty? THAT'S HOWE COME
The Amazing Puppy Wizard has HIS HUMAN
BEHAVIOR RESEARCH LABORATORY in
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Forums, scotty.

Seems animal behavior studies using DOG
BEHAVIOR RESEARCH is still relied upon
as MODELS for HUMAN BEHAVIOR in some
circles. Ask professor SCRUFF SHAKE and
SCREAM "NO!" into ITS face for five seconds
and lock IT in a box for ten minutes contemplation,"
dermer of UofWI department of ****-ytic behaiorISM.

You're EMBARRASSED by seeing what you
FEAR and HATE most of yourself, in the
sadistic self serving posts your lying dog
abusing punk thug coward PALS rely on
when they RUN HOWETA the INTELLECT
to HOWEtwit the cunning of the domestic
puppy dog.

No. You don't tell The Amazing Puppy
Wizard NUTHIN. HE'LL TELL YOU
what you NEED to know to train your
dog to naturally WANT to do ANY
THING you ASK and HE'LL TEACH
YOU HOWE to MAKE HIM DO ANY
THING YOU ASK using EFFECTIVE
NON PHYSICAL SCIENTIFIC and
PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITIONING.

But you gotta STOP HURTIN and INTIMIDATING
your dog FIRST or IT WON'T WORK for you as
it HASN'T WORKED for your Gang Of Lying Dog
Abusing Punk Thug Cowards and ACTIVE LONG
TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES who PREFER
to HURT INTIMIDATE BRIBE CRATE SHOCK CHOKE
and MURDER HOWER BEST DOGS.


You POSTED to The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Forum HUMAN BEHAVIOR RESEARCH LABORATORY.

There AIN'T NUTHIN PERSONAL abHOWET it, scotty.
You and your dog are NUTHIN MOORE than RESEARCH
SUBJECTS, like a RAT on a hot plate being taught to
vomit when faced with his breakfast.

This is SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH at it's BEST, scotty.
You see, The Amazing Puppy Wizard would NEVER
DO to a RESEARCH SUBJECT what you and YOUR
LYING DOG ABUSING MENTALLY ILL PUNK THUG
COWARD pals do to your own critters. Therefore, The
Amazing Puppy Wizard came here, to HOWER forums,
to gather the CASE HISTORY DATA to PROVE ALL
temperament and behavior problems are CAUSED by
DEFECTIVE HUMAN NATURE, your EGO, the NATURE
of a COWARD.

INDEEDY. MURDER the MESSENGER.

WITH NEW INFORMATION and CITED
CASE HISTORY DATA that DOG LOVERS
like YOU CALL LIES and KILLFILE on
accHOWENT of we HATE MOST what is
what we SEE of HOWERSELVES in other
despicable people.

BWEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

You mean the MENTAL CASES who MURDER dogs?

The Amazing Puppy Wizard got over forty years
SPECIALIZING in temperament and behavior
problems in mostly giant breed workin dogs.

AIN'T NUTHIN PERSONAL abHOWET it.

DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH
LYING DOG ABUSING MENTALLY ILL COWARDS:

"You're JUDGED BY the company you keep. When
you lie with PIGS you'll awaken STINKIN like 'm. You're
ONLY as good as your WORD. When you get BAGGED
FOR LYING you're MARKED FOR LIFE," The Puppy
Wizard's DADDY.

BWEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAA!!!

S-HOWENDS like you got a GUILTY CON-SCIENCE.

Tsk tsk. Perhaps your FEELINS are HURT?

INDEEDY! Seems like you're havin a PSYCHOTIC REACTION.
That's pretty common amongst the SENSITIVE DOG LOVERS
we cater to here on The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Forums SCHOOL OF HARD
KNOCKS, scotty.

BWEEEEEEEEAAAHHAHAHAHHHAAA!!!

Thus far, you've FIT the personality profile PERFECTLY!

WELCOME STUDENT!

That's The Amazing Puppy Wizard, scotty.

Tsk tsk:

"I have heard advice stating that you should
pre-load your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as
efficiently as possible. What does this mean?

When you bring home the Bitter Apple for
the first time, spray one squirt directly into
the dog's mouth and walk away. The dog
won't be too thrilled with this but just ignore
him and continue your normal behavior."
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"Courteous Canines"


"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know
Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo
Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because
Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.

You think allowing a "FEAR AGGRESSIVE MAN
SHY" dog to be BEATEN by a strange male trainer
is INTELLIGENT BEHAVIOR for a DOG LOVER?

"Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher,
less tractable dogs may require you to
progress to striking them more sharply"

BUT NOBODY DOES THAT HERE...

"Try pinching the ear between the metal
casing and the collar, even the buckle on
the collar. Persist! Eventually, the dog will
give in but will squeal, thrash around, and
direct their efforts to escaping the ear pinch

You can press the dog's ear with a
shotshell instead of your thumb even
get a studded collar and pinch the ear
against that Make the dog's need to stop
the pinching so urgent that resisting your
will fades in importance.

CHUCK IT Under ITS Chin With That Ever
Ready Right Hand, As it catches on, try
using the stick and no ear pinch.

When the dog is digging out to beat the
stick and seems totally reliable without
any ear pinch, you are finished

This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome"

If the dog drops it, chuck it solidly
under the chin, say "No! Hold!"

(stay on the ear until it does) (perhaps
because the ear is getting tender, or the
dog has decided it isn't worth it)" lying
frosty dahl.

"Chin cuff absolutely does not mean slap,"
professora gingold.

BOTH THESE GUYS GOT DEAD DOGS
CAUSE THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE THEIR
Puppy Wizzzard TILL IT WAS TOO LATE.

"misty" <Momisty@webtv.net>

"misty" <Momisty@webtv.net>
wrote in message news:6946-3B6337A1-329@storefull-233.iap.bryant.webtv.net

============ <"Terri"@cyberhighway

Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive
childs since I freely admit to having read and, I
hope, understood enough of the manual and it's
counterparts by John Fisher and the posts of
Marilyn Rammell to believe and use it.

This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant
barrage of really infantile crap at the hands of
supposedly adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with
the nagging idea that if people like them had been
posting earlier, maybe we would not have had to
hold the head of a really magnificent animal in our
arms while he was given the needle and having to
hug him and wait until he gasped his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a
dog into good behavior. Naive is believing that
people that hide behind fake names are more
honest than people that use their real names.

Naive is thinking that dilettante dog breeders
and amateur "trainers" like Joey (lyingdogDUMMY,
j.h.) are the equal or better than those that have
studied and lived by their craft for decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see
kindergarten level insults for what they are. Really
stupid is believing that people like Jerry Howe and
Marilyn Rammell are going to just go away because
you people act like fools.

Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea,
and I don't really care.


I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day
and take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use
and testing. You would never believe the results, so
you'll never know.


I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and
Longsuffering Wife and Rollei will just have to get
what we deserve, eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.


Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)

===============

THOSE ARE THE PHYSICAL RESULTS OF MENTAL
ILLNESS, aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

Thank you, Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St Orlando, FL 32805 Phone: 1-407-425-5092
The Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW; - ) >

ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?

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