the puppy wizard

HOWEDY mea and bobbymcgee,

It SHORE must **** to be you... don't it.


The Puppy Wizard has done sumpthin noWON in the
Whole Wild World has been able to do, stuff you read
abHOWET in faerie tails, like the Pied Piper or the cartoons,
like on Scooby Doo...


The Puppy Wizard never plays fair, HE plays for KEEPS.


INDEED. No dHOWET. HOWEver, the INFORMATION
lying frosty dahl had was NONEXISTENT. She never
SAW a Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster
Did And A ****atoo Or Two Did Too) Device when she
pulled numbers HOWETA her hat and attributed them
to The Puppy Wizard's Doggy Do Right's signals.


It's a simple formulae, lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.


Despite she had no INFORMATION with which to work...


The CLAIMS have been independently REPORTED RIGHT
HERE by chris williams, Misty, Nevyn, Elaine McClung,
Desiree Webber, Margaret Hoffman, Aimee, another Aimee,
Amanda, Lisa B, Pam Graves, Regina Guerrero, John
Mammaux, Crystal Arcidy, Kay Pierce, Lyn (Roudy Grey),
Anthony Testa, Dr.VonHilshimer (child psychologist EEG
Biofeedback Specialist), Dr. Altman (practicing psychiatrist),
Professora of Nursing Daniel, and cHOWENTLESS others.


INDEED. Perhaps professor lying doc SCRUFF SHAKE
and SCREAM NO into ITS face for 5 seconds dermer
would care to SCIENTIFICALLY study DDR?

BWEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

It'll take him years just to understand the BEHAVIORISM
involved in non violent training before he can even begin
to understand the SCIENCE of BIOSOUND.


Both lying frosty dahl and lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn are PROVEN LIARS and DOG ABUSERS. We
have only a little data on dah'ls mental health case
history, but we KNOW it's sketchy at best, and the
other fruitcake lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn is still
actively mentally ill and still on medications...


That's the EZ part, lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn. All
Disciple Charlie gotta do is find a pupulation of dogs
kats birds cows or anything and flip the switch and watch them relax.


That so? It'll PUT YOU HOWETA BUSINESS.


You mean the REPORTS you CALL LIES and FORGERIES?


Oh? The SCIENCE behind DDR is SIMPLE, stuff you use
all the time in dog trainin, lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.
Stuff like STATE CONDITIONED LEARNING, RELAXATION,
ANCHORING, TRIGGERING, REFLEXIVE BEHAVIOR, stuff
like that... the stuff you know all abHOWET, by your own admission. REMEMBER?


All depends on what language you want it in, lying "I LOVE
KOEHLER" lynn... we can write it HOWET as music, we can
write it HOWET as an electronic signal, or we can write it
HOWET as a psychological procedure, like Ericksonian hypnotherapy.


Please do not do that. The Puppy Wizard prefers
you ask the hard questions cause that's what makes
The Puppy Wizard stronger every time.

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The Puppy Wizard will eagerly await your reports, Disciple Charlie.


You mean this is HOWE COME it cannot work... despite
that it DOES work just like HOWE The Puppy Wizard sez.

Sez lying frosty dahl before ever seeing a DDR...

<snip attenuation of sHOWEND primer>


The fact is lying frosty dahl had NO INFORMATION abHOWET DDR.


OF THE DDR SHE NEVER SAW...


THAT SHE NEVER TESTED...CAUSE SHE NEVER SAW THE DDR.


INDEED, according to the books on UHF SHOWEND.

RIGHT. If what dahl was reporting on was DDR. It wasn't.
lying frosty dahl took figgers HOWETA a book on HF
sHOWEND and arbritrarily and maliciciHOWESLY
attributed them to the DDR which SHE NEVER SAW
and had NO INFORMATION abHOWET.

IS IRRELEVENT TO DDR... cause THAT'S not what DDR IS.

<SNIP FORMULAS>

acoustics,

RIGHT. But they're not applicable to DDR'S signals.

Well, perhaps you should reference The Puppy Wizard,
seein as HE knows HOWE it works?


It implies DDR does STUFF you know nuthin abHOWET
cause you don't have enough INFORMATION.

But lying frosty dahl will ATTEST and CERTIFY as a SCIENTIST
that DDR is a FRAUD... ain't that correct, lying frosty dahl?


RIGHT. CAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR.


Yeah, it's considerably higher.

DDR works at least up to 500', maybe a half mile.
Basically, you got no information to work with except
LIES, lying frosty dahl. SHORE, your figgers are
accurate, but they're NOT APPLICABLE to DDR.

SO SORRY. That's gonna cost you the farm.

BASED ON FIGURES IN A BOOK ON HF sHOWEND,
having NO INFORMATION abHOWET DDR.

here,

AbHOWET the DDR signal, which you've NEVER SEEN?

BWEEAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! EVERY THING The Puppy Wizard
has said is PERMENANTELY INSCRIBED in The Puppy Wizard's
Archives... HE CANNOT CHANGE HIS WORDS like you do, cause
THAT would by LYIN, lying frosty dahl...

You beginin to see a pattern here?

calculation.

AnyWON with a dog can pinch its ears and beat it
with a stick and repeat your training methods, lying frosty dahl.

So, we got lying frosty dahl callin all those good people
above LIARS for The Puppy Wizard?

You mean the sHOWEND that doesn't work EVEN
IF it COULD be heard??? BWEEAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

You're sayin the sHOWEND that's LHOWEDER than a
freight train yet SILENT, cannot be heard by birds, yet
works LIKE MAGICK according to verifiable testimonials
you call FORGERIES and LIARS???

Yup. That's DDR for ya!


lying frosty dahl ASSUMED abHOWET sumpthin she never saw...

Yeah. But you can't hear it so it don't cHOWENT. Does it.


CITES PLEASE, lying frosty dahl? SHOWENDS like you're
just dHOWEBLETALKIN off the cuff cause you're havin a
psychotic reaction to The Puppy Wizard busting you as a
liar and dog abuser...

You mean, the guy who bushwacks dogs in the brush
and picks them up off the grHOWEND by their collars
and beats them with a training stick for you, lying frosty dahl?


Does that make him a goddamned mental case?
HOWE COME your dummy DH BEATS DOGS?
Does he do that just cause you tell him or just
cause he LIKES BEATIN DOGS for you?


You SHORE he's deaf, not just ignoring you 90% of the
time you lying dog abusing sack of crap?

INDEED?

You mean, the Doggy Do Right that YOU NEVER SAW
TILL AFTER YOUR "SCIENTIFIC REPORTS?"


----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
To: Andrew
Sent: Friday, September 05, 2003 11:08 AM
Subject: DOGGIE DO RIGHT, wanna join the party?

Andrew, Jerry Howe is here as I type and we have decided to
create a human mellowing branch and to sell the marvel mystery
device. Here is my first draft. What do you think?

George

Friends and colleagues:

A couple of years ago I became interested in Doggy Do Right
(DDR) a sonic device which inhibits barking in your neighbors'
yappy dogs. I tested the instrument and became pleased at the
silence in our neighborhood.

I perused the manual for the DDR which has significant
guidance for loving your own dog so that the wee beast no
longer leaps up on you, howls, whines, tears up your shoes,
escapes, digs holes, spins around, throws up in the car, eats
paper, self-mutilates, fears thunder, suffers when you go to
the store and don't take him, and all the other ills and
behavior problems to which the domesticated dog is prone.

Jerry Howe, the inventor of the DDR, understands doggy
behavior so well he might well have been a student of Sam
Corson (Pavlov's last student who fixed hyperactive dogs, and
started our profession, as well as the profession of "Pet
Facilitated Therapy").

It occured to me that we might put ourselves out of work. If
a sonic device can mellow hyperactive dogs, why wouldn't it do
so for hyperactive kids and neurotic adults?

So, I am inviting a few friends and colleagues to join me in
forming a company, which will lease BABY BE GOOD; HAPPY
BOY; SWEET LITTLE GIRL; MAMA BE MELLOW; PAPA BE
STRONG - these are just first pass names for the device in its
several adjustments. Jerry Howe, genius inventor says you
have to refine the adjustment for .

More than a thousand owners agree that DOGGY DO RIGHT
happifies the dogs next door so they don't bark. DOGGY DO
RIGHT also happifies the dog in your home so that she doesn't
do all the unwanted, unpleasant things that dogs often do.

AND!!! DOGGY DO RIGHT happifies the humans in your
house so that they are more mellow, happy, quiet and not
so dratted obsessive and angry.

Problem here. Is this therapy? If so the poor little silently
singing device needs $4,000,000 to do an FDA study.

THANK GOD! IT ISN'T THERAPY!

It is the same effect that Baroque music has on emotion, learning,
behavior and memory. Baroque music mellows and enhances and
so does DOGGY DO RIGHT.

Of course, these wonderful results have to be proved, by
acceptable means.

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Jerry, don't think I sent this to you. A remarkable success
for DDR - I keep wanting to call it, Doggie Be Good, DBG.

Maybe we ought to try it as an alternate name! Set up your
own competition.

Fondly, George


----- Original Message -----
From: Andy
To: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Cc:
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2003 5:19 PM
Subject: Re: Doggie Do Right;

I have to agree with George. I found out about this and asked
George to look into it. Got good results, so I bought one. I
have 6 LOUD dogs outside my back window, chained up all the
time, less than 50 feet behind the house. They used to keep me
up nights until I bought the DDR machine. Now, quiet.

Yes, they bark when someone gets too close at odd hours, but
then they stop. Used to be they would bark for hours. (Their
owner must wonder what happened, I called the cops a couple of
times, but didn't want to drag him into court.)

Andy

At 05:06 PM 5/5/2003 -0400, George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
wrote:

Doggie Do Right; Kitty Will; A Rooster did and a ****atoo or
two did too.

The inventor is visiting with me. I am severely impressed.

So, I wanna know, do you wish to explore with me the marketing
of this device.

Greg tried the machine out; Andy has one; I can't recall if I
told John about it or not. You'd love the guy, he looks like
Johnie Appleseed before his hair went white, long black
beard, but no bs.

Not defensive at all when I asked the hard questions; a bit of
an idealist when it came to making money, but he's sold a
thousand of the damned things, and has some very solid
references.

I ran his EEG when the instrument was broadcasting and
damn it changed the brainwaves. Hot rats.

I think we could do good, and do well, too.

The point of it is that my evidence is that it will calm down
kids, stop seizures, and mellow out their parents. We have to
prove this, but he already has a psychiatrist with excellent
comments; and me; and sampling his sales will build a lovely
package. 1000 sold already.

I made another trial with new dogs just up the street and the
damned things shut up. The dogs next door have remained
silent since I first tried it a year ago.

What ya think? George

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A non dog owner, Dr. Von, a child psychogist and
biofeedback training specialist, tested my machine
at the request of one of his friends who wanted his
opinion as to the efficacy of my machine. He loves
the concept, as it mirrors his approach to educating
difficult children:


----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 3:21 PM
Subject: [GVS]doggydoright

I just had a nice talk with the man who invented
the "doggydoright" device.

If you know someone working at a shelter etc
who wants to quieten the dogs in the neighborhood
then this is an ideal present for them - and he will
sell it at a discount. He sounds like someone we
all know who has no sense at all about money.

Nice, nice man.

"doggydoright" may be obtained from
ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net

I now have four locations at which the thing has worked,
so I recommend it.

Yap yap yap no more! I have zero financial interest in this.

George

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