28th July 20:50
Here are a few one-liners about cats:
A cat's way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
Cat (n.) - small, four legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
Cat's motto: make it look like the dog did it.
Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Catscan: a very expensive way to find the missing hamster.
Dogs come when called; cats have answering machines.
Dogs think they're human. Cats wouldn't stoop that low.
Human (n): useful domestic animal popular with cats.
Leotard (n): a mentally-challenged lion.
Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't she?
Whoopee cushion? I don't have a... Oh no! You're sitting on my cat!
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