the puppy wizard

HOWEDY melanie,

Cc:dermer@uwm.edu; tote@dog-play.com;
larrymmale@yahoo.com; kelleymethod@aol.com;
m.biddisc@ns.sympatico.ca

THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard
chose these forums for HIS Human Behavior Research Laboratory.


Bein a university trained scientist is a disadvantage
to understanding the nature of the MIND / BODY.


Most of HOWER dog lover's dogs got similar chronic
undiagnosable SYMPTOMS of aches and pains and
urinary / bladder / BHOWEL / inflamations, periodontal
and endocrine / neurological DIS-EASES caused by
STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMUNE SYSTEM DIS-EASE,
aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

Like professor SCRUFF SHAKE dermer's little
hyperactive chronically ill dog Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator.

There's a PERFECT EXXXAMPLE of CASE
HISTORY DATA to use in learning to understand
HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard
is abHOWET to become MOORE fameHOWES
than Pavlov Skinner and descartes.


You want MOORE? Throw in Addison's / Cushing's /
Lupus / cruciate ligament / DEGENERATIVE MYELOPATHY,
idiopathic seizures, cataracts ALL OCD's and ALL behavior /
temperament problems.

Like your dog Solo got.


S-HOWENDS like a PAINICK attack.


Like THIS:

"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"

THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES and
ASYLUM ESCAPEES.

Your dogs are EATING THEMSELVES UP from
the INSIDE HOWET on accHOWENT of you
ABUSE them despite that you don't DO what
you DO but only when NECESSARY.


The doctors CANNOT CURE STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASES and OCD'S, melanie,
on accHOWENT of YOU CAUSED IT.

LIKE THIS:

"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know
Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo
Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because
Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.

You think allowing a "FEAR AGGRESSIVE MAN
SHY" dog to be BEATEN by a strange male trainer
is INTELLIGENT BEHAVIOR for a DOG LOVER?


RIGHT. On accHOWENT of the ONLY thing
WRONG with Solo is YOU. You SAW that
when you boarded him for the summer. He
was NORMAL and taken off his ANTI PSYCHOTIC
MEDICATION, so long as you was 4 THOWESAND miles away.


INDEEDY.

Dogs are Academy Award winning Drama Queens.
They PLAY on your SYMPATHIES. IGNORE HIM or
you'll REINFORCE his selfish attention seeking behavior.


THAT'S IDIOCY. Ever thought of MASSAGE and
a hot whrilpool bath like you do for yourself when
you hurt your back throwin your weight arHOWEND?

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author: "Courteous Canine."


You've had Solo on anti psychotic medications
and "IN TREATMENT" at UofPA behavior clinic
for 3 YEARS with NO SUCCESS.


dra. overall has been DISCREDITED as a
incompetent AS A BEHAVIORIST by The
Amazing Puppy Wizard's REVIEW of her
work.

You can ADVISE her of THAT.

FurtherMOORE, advise her that she'll find
her own WORK DISCREDITED by The
Amazing Puppy Wizard if she searches
Google for YOUR OWN POSTED CASE
HISTORY, amongst others. BWEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


THAT'S The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.


But she didn't tell you to stop choking crating
bribing punishing intimidating and givin him
anti psychotic medications which BLOCK the
dog from LEARNING to overcome his STRESSORS
or HOWE to use NON PHYSICAL CONDITIONING
techniques to EXXXTINGUISH phobias.. BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHHAAA!!!


You'd have to lock him in a box or choke him to do that.

Some other system will fail next. THAT'S HOWE
COME it's CALLED The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.
The SYMPTOMS vary accordin to the FEAR and STRESS of the day.


Right. He's probably focusing on the extra
attention of all your "treatment".


Yeah. That's a PROBLEM for STRESS.


Bored dogs SLEEP.


It's EVERY bone and nerve fiber in his body.


That so? Perhaps that's on accHOWENT of
he FEARS jumping on accHOWENT of YOU
TAUGHT HIM TO when you hurt him for jumpin.

Duh? We've been through all this before. You
bums will medicate your dogs and push them
till they're crippled and choke shock beat your
dogs to get your stinkin blue ribbons.

You have NO morals ethics principles or common
human decency. You're selfish scared incompetent
neurotic psychopaths who use dogs to compensate
for your colossal fragile defective ego's, weak fearful
minds and inferiority complexes.

They'd have to FIND sumpthin to SURG.


FIRST, Solo AIN'T gonna GET CURED until
YOU take the CURE and STOP HURTIN and
INTIMDIATING and BRIBING and FORCING
and MEDICATING him.

SECOND you gotta FORGET EVERY THING
you've been "TAUGHT" by your "BEHAVIORISTS".

BWEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

THAT'S INSANE!

You've PAID your BEHAVIORIST for 3 YEARS
and got NUTHIN but PROBLEMS to SHOW for it.


LikeWIZE. Gawd I HATE these paper slippers.


You mean INSTEAD of teaching him to
TRUST you and your medical CONsultants?

BWEEEAAHAHAHA!!!

Here's a TIP. Tell your freakin BEHAVIORIST
from UofPA that it's HER JOB to get Solo to
TRUST his ACCUPUNCTURIST and CHIROPRACTOR
OR you'll SUE her for MALPRACTICE and FRAUD.

And tell her you'll GET your settlement based
on The Amazing Puppy Wizard's INFORMATION.


Your dog will be NORMAL in a couple days
after you STOP DOIN what your BEHAVIORIST
told you to do, melanie.

You've been DEFRAUDED by INCOMPETENT
VERTERINARY BEHAIVORISTS and The
Amazing Puppy Wizard has PROVEN IT
RIGHT HERE, with YOUR OWN undisputable
CASE HISTORY DATA. BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

Your dog is NORMAL. You CAUSE his DIS-EASES.

Swimming may overextend his joints.

SEE? Here we go again. You got a SICK dog
and you're STILL gonna TRY to compete, DESPITE
that you cannot even CON-TROLL him at the
vets office for treatment AND that you got DISQUALIFIED
the last time you entered a novice / novice trial?


Yeah. In your culture, do they "take the only
honorable way HOWET" of a EMBARRASSING
situation situation or is that just the Nips?


--------- HOWEDY colleen,
"Colleen" <collblouin@shaw.ca> wrote in message news:j82Wc.186189$gE.43942@pd7tw3no...


That's SAD, colleen. Evidently YOU SPECIALIZE
in SAD, colleen. The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ
DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE.

Your "FAVORITE WEB SITE" is that of WON
adam katz, the notoriHOWES dog abuser.

PERHAPS THAT'S HOWE COME your
dog GOT diabetes, colleen. PERHAPS
THAT'S HOWE COME your kat just up
an croaked on you at only ten years of
age. Kats generally thrive untill nearly
twenty years of age, colleen.


Subject: Re: New rescue with strange fear

Date: 2004-07-03 10:43:10 PST HOWEDY colleen,
"Colleen" <collblouin@nospam.shaw.ca> wrote in message news:L9AFc.15655$P7.4163@pd7tw3no...


Yeah. That's the dog you've been trainin
on your restrictive harness.

Yeah. All except for a few problems.


Good for them.

He doesn't TRUST you cause you hurt and bribe him.


Right. What you're seein as affection
is subordination. You've got a FEARFUL, not affectionate, dog.


THAT'S cause he's AFRAID.


THAT'S on accHOWENT of you mishandle him.


Any behavior that's CONsistent and repeatable
is EZ to EXXXTINGUISH if you know HOWE.

Your dog is ALWAYS thinkin of you
cause you're IN CONTROL.

That'll reinforce his fears.


Yeah. Bribery makes dogs FEARFUL.

INDEEDY. The dog lovers on HOWER
group have been dealing with the same
problems since they first posted here.


You're askin liars dog abusers cowards
and active long term incurable mental
case for advice for the same problems
they got from the same idiotic mishandling.

"Colleen" <collblouin@nospam.shaw.ca> wrote in message news:2CADc.908191$oR5.194722@pd7tw3no...

Well, that's on accHOWENT of he's STRESSED.

You STRESS your dog by ABUSING HIM. You've
been reading HOWER forums for months, and
you've got your just desserts:

From: Colleen (collblouin@nospam.shaw.ca)
Subject: Re: reeling in my dog
Date: 2004-03-27 14:19:04 PST

I have had success using the Lupi harness.
It can easily be found in most pet stores

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THAT means you force hurt and INTIMIDATE
you OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE MENTALLY
ILL DOG to MAKE IT MENTALLY ILL.


RIGHT!

That will REINFORCE and REWARD the
behavior on accHOWENT of you don't know
HOWE to EXXXTINGUISH it.

It is. It's an OCD. Like this:

"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"

THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES and ASYLUM ESCAPEES.


Would you bet your life on that?

A dog can't have OCD's and be healthy.
We're talkin abHOWET a life treatening condition.

FORGET ABHOWET IT.

Most "epilepsy" is CAUSED by STRESS
from abusing animals. Like HOWE you
do your own MENTALLY ILL dog.


BWEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!

Your vet can't train your dog to be HAPPY
FEEL SAFE and BE COMFORTABLE if
you're gonna ABUSE IT.


Neither can you, evidently, on accHOWENT
OF YOU ABUSE IT.

Oh, bye the bye, decent people do not post here.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

The Puppy Wizard's FREE TEN STEP
DIAGNOSTIC / REHABILITATION PROGRAM
"Marshall Dermer" <dermer@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu> wrote in message news:be06ls$j6i$1@uwm.edu...

The Puppy Wizard believes your dog's health
problems are the physical manifestation of
emotional distress, aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.


Ever consider it's your dysfunctional method of
intimidating, punishing, forcing control and
mishandling him thru your preferred lunacy of
duminance, intimidation, forced restraint, bribery
and your SCRUFF SHAKE???

Your dog Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator has OCMD
(obsessive compulsive masturbatory disorder),
a dissasociative anxiety relief mechanism.

It's his ONLY defense mechanism, bein as small
as he is. The Puppy Wizard's GIANT breed dogs
would simply SCRUFF SHAKE YOU and BE DONE
with their ANXIETY, as YOU DO HIM.


INDEED. Bribing and withholding treats increases
anxiety, which is restimulated every time the "command"
he's been "taught" using withholding of bribes is
requested, even many years into the future.

Your little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator
has his DAILY ATTACKS of ANXIETY on any day
you fail to expiate his ANXIETY thru five miles of
bicycle chasing.

IS THAT NOT SO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?


SHOWENDS like the same same same same
symptoms CHILDREN manifest, who DON'T
WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.


HOWE HIGH is his fever? The Puppy Wizard
KNOWS physical symptoms such as "idiopathic
epilepsy" seizures, "undiagnosed" intestinal and
digestive disorders, ALL OCD behaviors, endocrine
malfunctions, and other PSYCHOSOMATIC disorders
can and usually are, CAUSED BY STRESS.

NORMAL temps are 101.5 - 102. THAT SUGGESTS
to The Puppy Wizard that Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's "FEVER" is PSYCHOSOMATIC, a
result of non physical STRESS, as in the "Spike
& Squirt" phenomena described in McProtection Training.


Like HOWE a kid would act who's trying
to get HOWETA goin to school today...

Like HOWE a kid who's SUCCEEDED at
gettin HOWETA school today.

Like HOWE a kid who's SATISFIED at having
got HOWETA school YESTERDAY.


These symptoms are COMMON, professor.
The Puppy Wizard has SEEN EVIDENCE in
the DEAD DOGS who've HAD NO SYMPTOMS
while boarded at The Puppy Wizard's kennels
PRYOR to being MISDIAGNOSED by "THE BEST"
VETERINARY SPECIALISTS.

SAME SAME as HOWER friend melanie chang
has SEEN with her dog Solo, while she was on
vacation and Solo had the BLISS of a NORMAL kennel ENVIRONMENT.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!


Well, it IS fortunate for the VET that you're able to afford
such luxury on a professor's salary.


Well, as time endures and you continue to
MISHANDLE him, the physical symptoms
will likely continue to exacerbate, PROFESSOR.

You'll get your "medical" findings, bye and bye, no dHOWET.


The CONSTANT intermittent STRESS CAUSED
BY MISHANDLING will break dHOWEn ANY organism.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!

PERHAPS your vet "KNOWS" sumpthin
The Puppy Wizard KNOWS, eh professor?


PRECISELY. You cannot expect ANYTHING to
override the constant restimulation of STRESS produced by INTIMIDATION.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!


These and other OCD related behaviors can
be duplicated EZ, professor. You just gotta
MISHANDLE the dog ENOUGH.

DO YOU NHOWE?

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!


INDEED, professor SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
'NO!' into ITS face and lock IT in a box for ten minutes
reflection," dermer.

First and ONLY WON question is, DO YOU CRATE
Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator? That could be
the primary cause of his STRESS, as at the age of
5 years, he's unlikely to have any behavior problems
which you have not SCRUFF SHAKEN HOWETA HIM.

Crating RESTIMULATES and REINFORCES
phobias, professor. You'll see EVIDENCE of
THAT in Crystal Arcidy's reports on her FREE
WWW Wits' End Trained dog Starr. See
"Starry's Scary Night."

The Puppy Wizard has a recommendation and
an option which MIGHT resolve ALL HOWER
problems, professor. The reason the suggestion
is modified by MIGHT is, on accHOWEnt of The
Puppy Wizard cannot control the environment if
HE'S not there to SUPERVISE implementation of
the TECHNIQUES HE offers you today and you
got a bad reputation for hurtin dogs and lying
abHOWET it.

Here's HOWE to CURE Maxie's OCD behavior's
and life threatening physical health dilemmas:

First, STUDY your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

Second, CALL The Puppy Wizard with all members
of Maxie's immediate family so we're ALL on the
same page and noWON will CONFLICT with or
STRESS him in ANY WAY.

Third, STOP all BRIBES, CORRECTIONS, INTIMIDATION,
CRATING, and discontinue excessive physical exercise to
expiate his anxiety. We WANT his behavior problems to
manifest SO WE CAN EXTINGUISH THEM.

Fourth, The Puppy Wizard will LOAN you for FREE,
HIS "AMAZING, MIRACULHOWES, INCREDIBLE"
MAGNIFICENT Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And
A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo Or Two Did Too)
Machine, and YOU will AGREE to FOLLOW HIS
INSTRUCTIONS.

Fifth, you or any family member will call The Puppy
Wizard IMMEDIATELY and relate details and ask
advice for appupriately controlling EACH and EVERY
instance of Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's
inappropriate puppy behavior problems, instead of
tellin him "NO!" or otherWIZE negatively interacting
with him.

Sixth, you and each member of your immediate family
pack will work five minutes every other day learning
HOWE to expiate your dog Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's anxiety thru the MAGICK of The Puppy
Wizard's Four Step Heeling Pattern Exercise as articulated
in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual, to TEACH Maxie
there is NOTHING TO FEAR in MAKING MISTAKES.

Seventh, at the end of thirty days, you will report HOWER
findings to your veterinary, the head of your university
department of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM, and to the Whole
Wild World...

Eighth, IN RETURN, you will have your dog
Maxie The FORMER Magnificent Masturbator
returned to EXCELLENT health, and The
Puppy Wizard agrees to FORGIVE and
FORGET ALL PAST INDISCRETIONS and
SUBVERSIVE activities you've committed
against The Puppy Wizard and all mankind...

Ninth, you will serve as EMISSARY and sever
as EXPERT WITNESS for The Puppy Wizard
and ENDORSE HIS METHODS and MACHINE
as the WON true way to CURE ALL animal and
child behavior problems and bring PEACE, HEALTH,
and PROSPERITY to the Whole Wild World.

Tenth, IF YOU FAIL to succeed after your thirty
day EXPERIMENT, you'll agree to ship Maxie
The Magnificent Masturbator TO The Puppy
Wizard at HIS EXPENSE, for a two week stay
FOR FREE, to PERFORM THE MAGICK HISSELF.

It don't get no goddamned better than THAT, professor.

Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
http://www.doggydoright.com

The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; ~ ) >

ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day!
/ V)
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizard. <}YPW ; ~ } >

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY andreas,

The REASON you can't TRAIN your dog
not to jump on the beds is the SAME
REASON your dog is DYING from STRESS
INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE, aka
The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

The Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >


made me. No

can no

coursing.

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY melanie,

You're a IDIOT.

Ask your "BEHAVIORIST" HOWE COME you
can't take Solo to a accupuncturist or chiro...
and then GET YOUR HARD EARNED DOUGH
BACK on accHOWENT of your "BEHAVIORIST"
IS A FRAUD.

Tell her The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ so.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >

restrained

the

really

thinks.

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function.


---------

the puppy wizard

BWEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

YOUR DOG GOT The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME,
aka STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE.


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