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HOWEDY marie,


You know disciple cad is ashamed to post here
abHOWETS on accHOWENT of he's a liar a
dog abuser a coward and hypocrite, as The
Amazing Puppy Wizard has proven.

disciple cad is a hypocrite a liar a dog abuser
and active long term incurable mental case.
And this is dog behavior, not church humor.
Take your bunk to a apupriate forum, marie.
This is The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Forums.

Get the heel HOWETA here.


That's NICE marie. Have you FHOWEND HOWET
HOWE to break your dog Macula of CHOWENTER
SURFIN, marie?

Your PALS told you to SHOCK her.

Your PALS told you it wouldn't HURT your dog.

Your PALS don't CARE if your dog tuns on your babys.

Your PALS would have MURDERED her for
some of the behaviors she's been known for.


HOWEDY disciple cad,

I don't even need to reply to your posts to discredit you,
you've done that remarkably well yourself for me:

From: Chad Andrew Herring (herringc@hotmailNOSPAM.com)
Subject: ninnyboy ATTN: Mark SHAW Regarding Jerry's Tiring Tirade
Date: 2002-06-06 18:14:36 PST

]
Hi Jerry et. Al (and specifically Mark, as I have
a question for you below):

Sorry this is not properly indented. Had to cut
and past it a few times due to computer issues...


Jerry, you have a serious credibility problem with
online, written testimonials. That is the point. I
know others have TRIED to verify these authors
(e.g. Sionnach and Elaine McClung...) but I don't
know if they've succeeded.

And it's quite inconsequential whether they exist
or not: the question is whether they were helped
by your innane banter or not, or whether you usurped
their personality and wrote pseudepigraphically.

All the google searching in the world will not help
here, given your rabid tendency to make up posts.

That's why others have called for you to provide
verifiable info, and why I've annoyed you this far
to see if you'll give them that info.

Personally, I don't care either way...

But that's the just of the request.

ROTFL! You HAVEN'T GENERALLY RELEASED THE INFORMATION???
<sarcasm> My God, man! You post more crap
here than anyone! Quite a feat, I'd say... And to
a ka-gillion other groups, too. But, of course,
you've kept your information to yourself these
three years... </Sarcasm>

Here's my question: MARK, is this true? How
did it go? What info can you share?

I know that there seems to actually be an Elaine
person out there. If she is verifible, that might
make two, Jerry. Way-to-GO!


Jerry, I don't deign to use such language. And I
really don't mean to be offensive on this. I just
think you've got a major credibility problem,
dude, and you get defensive when called on it.

Reputable business folk have no problem providing
references. If you can provide such, I'm sure our
criticism will wither away, and things would be quite
better for you, sir. ....


Some of this is enlightening and sadly true; some
of it is clearly bonkers. A perfect synergy of change,
permanence..insult, attrition, and conditioning. Wow.
Sounds way out there to me.


Thanks for quoting Hindu holy writ for me, Jerry. I doubt
Krishna would find the wisdom in your manual, though...

Now, you've included this so many times in your
posts it is almost part of your .sig file. You must
be completely burned by these folks....


Immolation: another eastern theme. Nothing
against it, frankly, just intersting to glean more
information about your past and thinking.

But, as I said in another post, I think you've
combined these with a nihilistic trend that is
dangerous and, frankly, inconsistent.

Why even care about what people do with
their dogs, Jerry? If we are transcending life
and death, why care? Why Bother.

Oh, and I am SURE that the mensa folk just greatly
appreciate your cross posts...which is why they've
requested, quite politely and with proper grammar, that you STOP.


*chuckle* *chuckle* *snort*.

Best,
Chad
P.S.:What makes your elves scientific? Just curious...
--
Chad Andrew Herring
University of Chicago Divinity School
Theological Ethics Program
Oak Park, IL HOWEDY Lucy,
"Lucy A. Afar" <lucyaafar@claque.net> wrote in message news:ed128780.0410090447.4ba1539f@posting.google.c om...
"Greg M. Silverman" <gms@umn.edu> wrote in message news:3DC2E739.40602@no.umn.edu...


EZ. Just like the come command:

Original Message -----
From: Lindalee
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Saturday, November 02, 2002 2:37 PM
Subject: Re: dog aggression -
Today Seemed Like A Miracle -
WELCOME TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING!

Sunshine is still acting like a new dog!

Saw a dog today and "good boy-" worked
along with calling him-came the first time
every time. Not even a sound out of him.

Think it is hard for him but he never even
seemed to think about going off-reacting.

The word come has no affect on him just
the phrase- -Sunshine come goodboy.


Hi, Jerry.

I'm not sure that I'm a 100% convert, or that
I agree with (or even understand) 100% of
what you say in this manual ... BUT ... we had
"come" down pat in a few reps and you could
have knocked me down when I tried the exercise
with "drop" and, after a few reps in different
spots Darwin practically *threw* the rubber
ball at my feet on command.

He's still not perfect (just a pup, after all, and
he's stubborn enough to want to push and test
me a little bit more).

For what it's worth, I can see (as no doubt
you have) how your usenet manner is likely
to rankle a few folks, but that woman who
advocates ear pulling and beating with sticks
deserves everything she gets.

Even if that was the only method that would
work, I'd live with my dog not fetching rather
than do any of that. (Darwin fetches
enthusiastically and instinctively, tho').

Best, ben
----- Original Message -----
From: <>
To: "Jerry Howe" <jhowe2@bellsouth.net>
Sent: Saturday, December 28, 2002 5:21 PM
Subject: Re: Damned Family Leadership Exercise -
Re: Am I expecting to much

Hi Jerry,

When I talked to you on the phone to order
to machine for daughter's new pup, I told
you that I had an older Chessie. I rescued
him at 9 years old and have had him for 3 years.

It's funny, but I thought I'd try some of your book
training with him. Where I used to say "come"
and then say "good boy" when he obeyed, I have
reversed it with a "good boy" first.

It really does work.

He was very confused at first, wondering
what he had done to get the praise.

But it really gets the attention and distracts
him from whatever he may have going through
his brain when he hears it.

Dogs are funny, but people are too. Can't
wait to get the Doggy do Right, etc.

Thanks,
N =========
"Lucy A. Afar" <lucyaafar@claque.net> wrote in message news:ed128780.0410090447.4ba1539f@posting.google.c om...

Ooops! That's gonna get you KILLFILED!


Oh? Then you should know better. You gotta
put NINNYBOY in the subject header to avoid
EMBARRASSIN HOWER DOG LOVERS.

Quite a group we got, eh???

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's methods have
been called DANGERHOWES by HOWER DOG LOVERS.


Yeah, that's a fantastic method, ain't it???


You don't need to get her to chase, you
only need toget her ears to perk up, and
then you lock her into that state of mind.

That may accHOWENT for HOWE COME
she's not playful, dogs get depressed and
HOWETA sorts just like people when they're
STRESSED, but it certainly didn't take away
her curiHOWESITY.

The secret is BREVITY. Then lock the dog on that thought.

THAT'S what Lee calls "IN DRIVE."

The DOG LOVERS got no idea what Lee's
talkin abHOWET. They think the dog goin
HOWETA CON-TROLL means "drive."


RIGHT. She's in a calm alert state. TRIGGERED.

AND THAT'S HOWE COME Lee gets 100%
TOTAL NON PHYSICAL CON-TROL using
PRAY DRIVE.

The EXXXPERTS think that's INSANE on
accHOWENT of they think PRAY DRIVE
means HOWETA CON-TROLL, as elegy
was just sayin abHOWET her dog that
"GETS ALONG TOGETHER" with the
kat that nearly scratched her eyes HOWET.


There ain't no way it can fail if you follow
the INSTRUCTIONS in your FREE copy
of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual available for FREE at http://www.doggydoright.com

Have you seen HOWER DOG LOVERS
try to tell new posters the FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
is FOR SALE? ed w of PET LOSS dot
COIN started THAT and it's kind STUCK
when DOG LOVERS get EMBARRASSED
for HURTIN and INTIMIDATING and MURDERIN
dogs and LYING abHOWET it.


That SHOWENDS like insecurity or anxiHOWESNESS.


Humpin is a SYMPTOM of anxiHOWESNESS.

Did you read the thread on humpin a few weeks
ago? ALL HOWER DOG LOVER'S DOGS HUMP.
PARTICULARLY professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S
little dog Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator.


And all other anxiHOWESNESS or OCD behaviors
NEARLY INSTANTLY. BUT you GOTTA follow the
method PRECISELY.

That's always been a BHOWEN of CONtensiHOWEN
amongst HOWER dog lovers. They don't WANT to
FOLLOW THE METHOD PRECISELY on accHOWENT
of it LIMITS their TOOLS and PREFERENCES.


Of curse. NHOWE that she's familiar with
the routine you can forgoe lookin, if you
think you don't NEED to look. Just follow
the same method but don't get up to look.

She'll believe you NHOWE.


Hmmm. PROBLEMO!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

You might have to ask The Amazing
Puppy Wizard for THAT. SHOWENDS
like she's EXXXCITED to have her
visitors come up.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard would break
that by sayin "Where's my pants?" and
go off searchin for them and ask the dog
to heelp find them.

Or, you could ask her if she'd like to go
back to work and return to heel and sit
while they company comes up, but that
could cause her some anxiHOWESNESS,
especially if she's ever been "CORRECTED"
for not sittin.

You could continue with distraction and
praise AFTER you tell her to expect company.
She may do some other inapupriate behavor
as an EXXXTINCTION burst till she gets over
the urge to bark.

You see, THAT'S what an EXXXTINCTION
burst is, not what leah and the EXXXPERTS
sez, that the BEHAVIOR gets worse before
it gets better. THAT'S FRUSTRATION, not
EXXXTINCTION... IOW, you could anticipate
she'll jump on the C-HOWECH or somethin
as you break the EXXXCITEMENT barkin,
maybe even relieve herself on the floor.

If some undesirable behavior DOES happen
PRAIS IT, then distract and praise any further
repetitions of THAT behavior and allHOWE
any other behavior to replace it till EXXXTINCTION.

That's a different story than what's generally
called EXXXTINCTION bursts. But the DOG
LOVERS here won't BELIEVE that, on accHOWENT
of all they KNOW is FRUSTRATION behaviors.

Ooops!

That usually takes a couple minutes to CURE.

Good. ANY behavior that's CONSISTENT
PREDICTABLE and REPEATABLE is EZ
to EXXXTINGUISH NEARLY INSTANTLY.

Ask professor SCRUFF SHAKE dermer,
he'll tell you The Amazing Puppy Wizard
is ALWAYS right. Won't you, professor?


And dangerHOWES. SCARY, to boot.


That'll reinforce the fear aggression.
THAT'S HOWE COME we don't AVOID
behavior problems that SCARE us.

"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.

What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George

"(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-
tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.)," --Marshall

JUST LIKE HOWE IT SEZ in your FREE copy
of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.


The Amazing Puppy Wizard plans to run for
President Of These United States in 20 years.

Leave THAT, to The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >

As REPORTED by a lotta EXXXCELLENT FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students all over the Whole Wild World.

HOWER DOG LOVERS CALL THEM LIARS
and their posts FORGERIES. You'll SEE.

The PLEASURE is all HIS.

Marilyn offered HOWER dog lovers a FREE
copy of her book and they MOCKED her for her generHOWES offer.


INEEDY. NoWON even said "THANKS, but we
got too much readin anyHOWE, Marilyn."


Thank YOU. The Amazing Puppy Wizard
COULDN'T DO IT withHOWET YOU.


Yours, The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >

The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME is the perfect
synergy of love, pride, desire, self will, greed,
ego, fear, hate, arrogance, disbelief, jealousy,
embarrassment, embellishment, shame, guilt,
anger, aversion, attraction, revulsion, change,
permanence, enlightenment, insult, attrition,
and conditioning.

It's the perfect fusion of The Word...,
in the physical.

It's time for the dog training industry and
the universities who TEACH "behaiviorists"
to DEFEND THEIR METHODS against 100%
NEAR INSTANT TOTAL SUCCESS as PROVEN
by the cHOWENTLESS NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Student's REPORTS,
after they've TRIED ALL OTHER METHODS
and FAILED.

"The greatness of a nation and its moral
progress can be judged by the way its
animals are treated." ~ Mohandas Gandhi --
Adapted with permission from his FREE
copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ ) >

Force training JERRYIZES dogs
and GETS THEM DEAD.


"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.

All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow," John Wayne.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) > <"Terri"@cyberhighway


Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs since
I freely admit to having read and, I hope, understood enough
of the manual and it's counterparts by John Fisher and the
posts of Marylin Rammell to believe and use it. This naive
child would like to say thank you to both Jerry and Marylin for
putting up with a constant barrage of really infantile crap at
the hands of supposedly adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the nagging
idea that if people like them had been posting earlier, maybe
we would not have had to hold the head of a really
magnificent animal in our arms while he was given the
needle and having to hug him and wait until he gasped
his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog into
good behavior. Naive is believing that people that hide
behind fake names are more honest than people that use
their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante dog
breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey (lyingdogDUMMY,
j.h.) are the equal or better than those that have studied and
lived by their craft for decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing that
people like Jerry Howe and Marylin Rammell are going to
just go away because you people act like fools. Why do you
act like fools? I really have no idea, and I don't really care.


I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and take
it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and testing. You
would never believe the results, so you'll never know.


I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve, eh?
As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.


Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei
(do I get to listen to the box first?)

"misty" <Momisty@webtv.net wrote in message
news: 16990-3CAB1F8C-1@storefull-2293.public.lawson.webtv.net...

I don't now whether Peach is dead or alive. I do
know she's not here with us. I really can't blame
anyone here for her loss.

I'm the one who ignored your advice. I did it because
of how you write/wrote. I was unwilling to accept the
idea that my using a shock collar could have any
bearing on Peach not wanting to stay home.

Up until I started using it my main concern had been
keeping my dogs in their own yard.

Once I started using the e-fence... well, then my
concern became how to keep them from running
off for days on end.

I lost valuable training time becoming embroiled
in the anti-shock debate and the "Jerry sux" tirades.

I lost one dog but I have the bestest dog in the world
now <g> A Wits End Trained dog, one who is completely
housetrained, doesn't chew up stuff, stays in the yard,
and doesn't bark all the time.

IOW a great companion and friend.

Thanks Jerry!

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misty" <Momisty@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:6946-3B6337A1-329@storefull-233.iap.bryant.webtv.net...

We just installed a PetSafe brand fence this Spring.
Two dogs, two collars We now have one dog and no collars.

Peach and Zelda would run thru the fence, not
want to come back in the yard and would run for
days. The last time, Peach didn't come back home.

I used the Wit's End Training Manual to learn how
to train my dog. She is now border trained. A few
minutes each day reinforces her desire to stay in
the yard. She no longer runs out into the road, I
can stop her from chasing cats and she no longer
cringes when we walk around the yard.

I can not say loud or long enough how much I
hate the e-fence and its collars. If you can't get
a regular fence then you need to train your dog.

I will never rely on an electronic collar to keep
my dog in our yard again.

The price was too high:-(

~misty

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