the puppy wizard

The Amazing Puppy Wizard just sez "NO!" to bones.

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY vboy,

It's probably WIZE to wean them over slowly
over three or four days pretty much as leah suggested.


Perhaps the problem isn't the supplements
you're using to CONvince your dog to eat
garbage, but the garbage you're trying to
bribe your dogs to eat.

Ham might not be WIZE to feed.

You turn poison into medecine. IOW,
tell her you're preparing her gourmet CHOWE.


It'd be WIZE to wean her as stated,
but if your dog is well adjusted he
shouldn't have any problem eatin
even garbage... so long as a dog
lover like diddler don't come along an shoot him.


Perhaps you'll CONsider trying The Puppy Wizard's diet?


steve crane is a CONtributor to these forums. He's
a nutritionist for SD in UK or some third world
country like that. He'll tell you commercial dog food
is basically GARBAGE and you could feed a lot
better for a lot cheaper if you knew HOWE.

Here's HOWE The Puppy Wizard feeds his dogs:

HOWEDY People,

Unbeknownst to yourselves, this has been a difficult
couple weeks for Your Puppy Wizard. Not to complain,
but he's been necessarily temporarily abandoned by
his Mrs.Puppy Wizard who had to attend to affairs out
of town for nine days.

Left alone, helpless and hapless to cope with domestic
and personal needs, to fend for hisself and his pups by
his own devices, his Mrs. Puppy Wizard HOWEver, is
considerate and foresighted enough to prepare His table
before him, in advance, and even calls to remind him to
breath, when necessary.

Your Puppy Wizard requires little from the physical realm,
existing primarily on prahana and nirvana as his staple diet.
HOWEver, his puppies unfortunately cannot thrive in the
physical world without the grounding effects of the evils
of wholesome food.

Mrs. Puppy Wizard prepares daily, fresh, well balanced
HOWES cooked meals. When Mrs. Puppy Wizard travels
occasionally, she prepares for the days of lean in advance,
by freezing two weeks worth of puppy chow and posting the
culinary instructions on the Puppy Wizard's coffee can, the
only physical need The Puppy Wizard requires, beyond his
internet connection and of course, his Mrs. Puppy Wizard
and puppies. But those are givens, naturally.

Mrs. Puppy Wizard prepares 2 meals a day. The following
recipe is for about a 100 pound dog:

Breakfast is half pound raw ground turkey, green
Source, and 1gram vitamin C, and a *Iams cookie
*(cause she LIKES to).

Dinner is 2 cups cooked rice, a tablespoon of rolled
oats and an ounce of hamburg. When the rice and oats
cool, add half cup pinto or similar beans, ground fine in
the food processor with equal amounts raw collard or
similar greens or your dog's favorite vegetable or
cabbage, a tablespoon or two Olive or Cannola oil,
half clove garlic, mixed with 1/2 pound raw ground
turkey, a good vitamin / mineral supplement (Green
Source for People), calcium and magnesium, 1 gram
vitamin C.

Addition of table scraps is encouraged, bear in mind
salt can be dangerous. The Puppy Wizard's diet is
environmentally friendly and will not produce noxious
gasses provided the vegetable and beans are ground
finely and because the Green Source contains digestive
enzmyes.

Your Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY vboy,


Right. Instead of teaching the entire concept
on accHOWENT of you don't know HOWE.


Yeah. IMAGINE that. leah can't even train her own.


BWEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

lying frosty dahl says:

"To me, training a dog without using intimidation,
confrontation, or punishment is, indeed, everything. I
certainly reject "force" as Marilyn defines it. And "fear"
can be included under the category of intimidation.

Not a one of these is constructive in the training
of a dog; all are bad for the dog/handler relationship,
the dog's confidence, the dog's ultimate potential, etc.

But I do make use of tools and methods which I believe to
cause physical discomfort, including electric collars, pinch
collars, chain collars, switches, and the ear pinch.

I just don't equate the reaction with the tool/method--I look
at the dog to know its reaction. I think that is what some
people don't do: they are so full of surmises about what
causes what, that they never bother to regard the dog as the
authority." Amy.

lying frosty dahl sez she doesn't twist:

"None of my posts, prior to or subsequent to
Jerry Howe's attacks, encourage anyone to
twist ears, beat dogs, confront, intimidate,
frighten, or any of the crap he constantly
attributes to me." BWEEEEAHAHAHHAAA!!!

"On the other extreme, the really hard dogs
we have trained require much more frequent
and heavy application of pressure (PAIN j.h.)
to get the job done,

This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome


"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more
sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist! Eventually, the
dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your
thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear," lying frosty dahl.

Pudge Was So Soft That She Could And
Would Avoid A Simple Swat On The Rump
With A Riding Crop," lying frosty dahl,
discoverer of CANNIBALISM in Labradors."

Perhaps the mom dog didn't want her babies
HURT all their lives like HOWE HOWER dog
lovers PREFER to HURT THEIR DOGS?

"John ran out, grabbed Blackie by the collar, and
gave the dog two or three medium whacks on the
rump with a training stick while holding him partially
off the ground. John then told Blackie to sit, ran back
to the line and cast him back to the dummies."

The Puppy Wizard sez a mom dog eatin her babies
to SAVE THEM from a fate like that, is COMMENDABLE.

We're gonna teach folks THAT AIN'T NORMAL...

Try this trick:

Paxil Princess psychoclown wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro manure."


From: vboy (newhound@verizon.net)
Subject: Re: Puppy Growling with new bone.
Date: 2004-04-28 21:13:24 PST

I don't want to put her in that position - but I
want to make sure I am Alpha. I don't give
her many bones (only 1 so far) so I need to
make my point quick before it gets out of hand. Thanks
"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF> wrote in message news:20040427133540.13709.00000417@mb-m21.aol.com...

BWEEEEEAAAAHHAHAHHAAAA!!!

beelzebub

GO **** YOUR OWN DEAD DOG, YOU FAG!

debbie parks

What's with the "****" stuff?
--
Catcrazy

the puppy wizard

The Amazing Puppy Wizard just sez "NO!" to bones.

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY vboy,

It's probably WIZE to wean them over slowly
over three or four days pretty much as leah suggested.


Perhaps the problem isn't the supplements
you're using to CONvince your dog to eat
garbage, but the garbage you're trying to
bribe your dogs to eat.

Ham might not be WIZE to feed.

You turn poison into medecine. IOW,
tell her you're preparing her gourmet CHOWE.


It'd be WIZE to wean her as stated,
but if your dog is well adjusted he
shouldn't have any problem eatin
even garbage... so long as a dog
lover like diddler don't come along an shoot him.


Perhaps you'll CONsider trying The Puppy Wizard's diet?


steve crane is a CONtributor to these forums. He's
a nutritionist for SD in UK or some third world
country like that. He'll tell you commercial dog food
is basically GARBAGE and you could feed a lot
better for a lot cheaper if you knew HOWE.

Here's HOWE The Puppy Wizard feeds his dogs:

HOWEDY People,

Unbeknownst to yourselves, this has been a difficult
couple weeks for Your Puppy Wizard. Not to complain,
but he's been necessarily temporarily abandoned by
his Mrs.Puppy Wizard who had to attend to affairs out
of town for nine days.

Left alone, helpless and hapless to cope with domestic
and personal needs, to fend for hisself and his pups by
his own devices, his Mrs. Puppy Wizard HOWEver, is
considerate and foresighted enough to prepare His table
before him, in advance, and even calls to remind him to
breath, when necessary.

Your Puppy Wizard requires little from the physical realm,
existing primarily on prahana and nirvana as his staple diet.
HOWEver, his puppies unfortunately cannot thrive in the
physical world without the grounding effects of the evils
of wholesome food.

Mrs. Puppy Wizard prepares daily, fresh, well balanced
HOWES cooked meals. When Mrs. Puppy Wizard travels
occasionally, she prepares for the days of lean in advance,
by freezing two weeks worth of puppy chow and posting the
culinary instructions on the Puppy Wizard's coffee can, the
only physical need The Puppy Wizard requires, beyond his
internet connection and of course, his Mrs. Puppy Wizard
and puppies. But those are givens, naturally.

Mrs. Puppy Wizard prepares 2 meals a day. The following
recipe is for about a 100 pound dog:

Breakfast is half pound raw ground turkey, green
Source, and 1gram vitamin C, and a *Iams cookie
*(cause she LIKES to).

Dinner is 2 cups cooked rice, a tablespoon of rolled
oats and an ounce of hamburg. When the rice and oats
cool, add half cup pinto or similar beans, ground fine in
the food processor with equal amounts raw collard or
similar greens or your dog's favorite vegetable or
cabbage, a tablespoon or two Olive or Cannola oil,
half clove garlic, mixed with 1/2 pound raw ground
turkey, a good vitamin / mineral supplement (Green
Source for People), calcium and magnesium, 1 gram
vitamin C.

Addition of table scraps is encouraged, bear in mind
salt can be dangerous. The Puppy Wizard's diet is
environmentally friendly and will not produce noxious
gasses provided the vegetable and beans are ground
finely and because the Green Source contains digestive
enzmyes.

Your Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY vboy,


Right. Instead of teaching the entire concept
on accHOWENT of you don't know HOWE.


Yeah. IMAGINE that. leah can't even train her own.


BWEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

lying frosty dahl says:

"To me, training a dog without using intimidation,
confrontation, or punishment is, indeed, everything. I
certainly reject "force" as Marilyn defines it. And "fear"
can be included under the category of intimidation.

Not a one of these is constructive in the training
of a dog; all are bad for the dog/handler relationship,
the dog's confidence, the dog's ultimate potential, etc.

But I do make use of tools and methods which I believe to
cause physical discomfort, including electric collars, pinch
collars, chain collars, switches, and the ear pinch.

I just don't equate the reaction with the tool/method--I look
at the dog to know its reaction. I think that is what some
people don't do: they are so full of surmises about what
causes what, that they never bother to regard the dog as the
authority." Amy.

lying frosty dahl sez she doesn't twist:

"None of my posts, prior to or subsequent to
Jerry Howe's attacks, encourage anyone to
twist ears, beat dogs, confront, intimidate,
frighten, or any of the crap he constantly
attributes to me." BWEEEEAHAHAHHAAA!!!

"On the other extreme, the really hard dogs
we have trained require much more frequent
and heavy application of pressure (PAIN j.h.)
to get the job done,

This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome


"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more
sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist! Eventually, the
dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your
thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear," lying frosty dahl.

Pudge Was So Soft That She Could And
Would Avoid A Simple Swat On The Rump
With A Riding Crop," lying frosty dahl,
discoverer of CANNIBALISM in Labradors."

Perhaps the mom dog didn't want her babies
HURT all their lives like HOWE HOWER dog
lovers PREFER to HURT THEIR DOGS?

"John ran out, grabbed Blackie by the collar, and
gave the dog two or three medium whacks on the
rump with a training stick while holding him partially
off the ground. John then told Blackie to sit, ran back
to the line and cast him back to the dummies."

The Puppy Wizard sez a mom dog eatin her babies
to SAVE THEM from a fate like that, is COMMENDABLE.

We're gonna teach folks THAT AIN'T NORMAL...

Try this trick:

Paxil Princess psychoclown wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro manure."


From: vboy (newhound@verizon.net)
Subject: Re: Puppy Growling with new bone.
Date: 2004-04-28 21:13:24 PST

I don't want to put her in that position - but I
want to make sure I am Alpha. I don't give
her many bones (only 1 so far) so I need to
make my point quick before it gets out of hand. Thanks
"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF> wrote in message news:20040427133540.13709.00000417@mb-m21.aol.com...

BWEEEEEAAAAHHAHAHHAAAA!!!

beelzebub

GO **** YOUR OWN DEAD DOG, YOU FAG!

debbie parks

What's with the "****" stuff?
--
Catcrazy