the puppy wizard

HOWEDY Disciple Paulie,

Nice to hear from you today. Decent people
seldom post here abHOWETS these days
on accHOWENT of there's too many trolls
who like to hurt intimidate bribe shock spray
crate and murder HOWER BEST DOGS.


Indeed Disciple Paulie. Every thing The Amazing
Puppy Wizard sez is TRUE and you know on
accHOWENT of you're own case history proves it.


That's HOWE COME none of The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Students post here
abHOWETS.

HOWER DOG LOVERS call The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual 100% NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL Students LIARS
and FORGERIES by The Amazing Puppy
Wizard CAUSE THEY ALL SHOWEND
like The Amazing Puppy Wizard WROTE
THEM HISSELF.

That's CONSISTENCY Disciple Paulie and
their CASE HISTORIES are INDELLIBLY ARCHIVED on Google.

But of curse. That's HOWE COME The Amazing
Puppy Wizard seldom gives HOWET training tips.
All behaviors are the same same, they're just wearin
different clothes. It's all the same same same same.

THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Students REPORT100% TOTAL NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS.


Your FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method is the fastest gentlest most comprehensive
non physical scientific and psychological text
on behaviorISM in the history of theWhole Wild World.


Dogs is very sensitive critters. So are all creatures.
Even a mosquito is SMARTER THAN YOU THINK.

Watch them sometime. When they see your
eyes land on them they spook and sneak up
on you from behind.


The Amazing Puppy Wizard's method is PRECISE.
Therefore it's very unforgiving of deviation from the
philosophy or it COULDN'T GET 100% SUCCESS.

Like READING the TEXT. That's the principle
problem for folks like professor SCRUFF SHAKE
who admitted NEVER HAVING READ The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual past the introduction
where The Amazing Puppy Wizard BLAMES
HOWER university behaviorISTS for the miserable
state of the art of behaviorISM and training and child rearing.


Indeed, Disciple Paulie.

It's SO precise The Amazing Puppy Wizard
can tell HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Students what's
goin wrong if they haven't had NEARLY
INSTANT SUCCESS.

The same same has been likeWIZE
demonstrated by HOWER dog lovers
who've picked a section of the text and
quoted it to derride and ridicule the
method as being INEFFECTIVE.

There's got to be some common grHOWEND
to discuss BUSINESS here abHOWETS. That's
HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard can't
DISS-CUSS BUSINESS with such notables as
HOWER professors of behavior and their ilk.


INDEED. It's much like seducing a woman.


Yeah. You gotta praise in advance and
establish trust and not bribe or insist or
even ask till they're ready to give. Maybe
takes a few minutes for a few occasions
and you'll get them to naturally WANT to
give cause THAT'S the NATURE of the BEAST.

With every WON.

Yeah, but that could be misleading. That's
HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard
included a story abHOWET a guy who COULDN'T
PRAISE his dog like HOWE The Amazing Puppy
Wizard instructed him to.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard couldn't continue trainin
and was abHOWET to put on HIS hat and cancel his
trainin. HOWEver, in a last ditch effort, The Amazing
Puppy Wizard ASKED him HOWE COME he can't
PRAISE his dog as he'd been instructed.

His answer nearly knocked The Amazing Puppy
Wizard into convulsions, Disciple Paulie. The
guy sez "cause I praise her differently and I'm
embarrassed to do it like that in front of anyWON!" BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

INDEED. Soon as the guy realized that was
FINE, he started cooin and makin baby talk
and his dog started doin EVERY THING HE
ASKED. This bye the bye was a seriHOWES
PROBLEM DOG, not some guy who wanted
his little dog to do a couple tricks or not pull
on lead. She coulda got DEAD over her behaviors
like so many of HOWER DOG LOVERS DEAD
DOGS we've seen RIGHT HERE abHOWETS,
all victims of MISHANDLING. Same same goes
for the myriad of STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASES that are so extraordinarily
prevelant amongst HOWER dog behavior punishers.

NONE WHATSOEVER, cause THAT'S
the DEAL BREAKER. That's HOWE
COME dogs GET anxiHOWESNESS behavior problems.


They don't have the intellect, not the time
or effort. They spend ridiculHOWES time
money and effort on learnin HOWE to force
hurt intimidate bribe and avoid behavior problems
of the cunning domestic puppy dog.


LikeWIZE. Sometimes you can get LUCKY
if you just walk up to a lady and ask her for
free sex. But that doesn't work every WON
so you probably wouldn't wanna use it on a
keeper, unless you was The Amazing Puppy Wizard.

What needs to be are trust gentleness
and understanding effective non physical
behavior modification techniques as taught
in your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.


You mean the good folks who post abHOWET
their own dog's chronic incurable behavior and healt problems.


Well Disciple Paulie, The Amazing Puppy
Wizard was DEAD WRONG WON TIME.

That was way back when, when The Amazing
Puppy Wizard believed THAT was on accHOWENT
of HOWER DOG LOVERS was tellin them The
Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Students REPORTS are LIES and
FORGERIES.

That's not HOWE COME.

The HOWE COME is on accHOWENT of
they WANT TO HURT and INTIMIDATE
their dogs and they ENJOY their submissie displays of behavior.


And 100% TOTAL NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS.

Of curse, that IS amazing. Perhaps TOO amazing.

Eh, Disciple Paulie? You've known The Amazing
Puppy Wizard pretty well for a few years NHOWE.
You ever seen HIM DEAD WRONG? EXXXCEPT
of curse, for thinkin folks wouldn't believe HIM
cause they was TOLD HE was a LIAR and FORGER.


Indeed. It's their HUMAN NATURE, Disciple
Paulie. THAT'S the NATURE of the BEAST.


The DO.

That's HOWE COME THEY LIE abHOWET it.


Well, NOT if they're CRAZY. Crazy that is,
in the LEGAL sense of the term. OtherWIZE
what they do would be CRIMINAL.

Better to be MENTAL, eh Disciple Paulie?


Here's the PROBLEM Disciple Paulie.
The PROBLEM IS, in order to UNDERSTAND,
they'd have to confront their own HUMAN
NATURE. And THAT pushes them over the
goddamned freakin edge cause their own
reality is too much to bear, so they KILL the
messenger.

Like they done to Christ.


You get used to it over time, Disciple Paulie.

It's enough to make you wanna DIE.


Yeah. This is just the begining. The
same problem exists in the parenting
groups. It' all the same same same
same, Disciple Paulie.

That's HOWE COME this is so important.

In some circles dog behavior studies are
used as models for human psychological
research.

Like in ANAL-ytic behaiorISM, for EXXXAMPLE.

Any behavioral ANAL-yst could take the
DATA accumulated RIGHT HERE in The
Amazing Puppy Wizard's Archives on Google
and come up with the same findings you've
SEEN FOR YOURSELF after having been
through three professional trainers and havin
read a volume of the "best" books on trainin
like most of HOWER DOG LOVERERS who
are still bribing choking shocking spraying
crating punishing withholding afection avoiding
and MURDERIN their dogs and children.


Thank you, Disciple Paulie.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) > <"Terri"@cyberhighway


Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs
since I freely admit to having read and, I hope,
understood enough of the manual and it's counterparts by
John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe
and use it.

This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage
of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly
adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the
nagging idea that if people like them had been posting
earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head
of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was
given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he
gasped his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog
into good behavior. Naive is believing that people that
hide behind fake names are more honest than people that
use their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante
dog breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey
(lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.) are the equal or better than
those that have studied and lived by their craft for
decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing
that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are
going to just go away because you people act like fools.

Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea, and I don't really care.


I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and
take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and
testing. You would never believe the results, so you'll never know.


I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve,
eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.


Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?) =========
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"Charlie Wilkes" <charlie_wilkes@easynews.com wrote
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I read up on rotties, pitbulls, etc., and quite a
bit of the literature suggested I needed to assert
my dominance and "make the dog earn everything it
gets."

I tried this once or twice, just by taking a stern
tone of voice, and the results were terrible.
The pup got scared and just wanted to stay away from
me.

That's why I support Jerry Howe and his FREE
Wits' End Dog Training manual -- that and the fact
that Jerry is an all-around great guy.

The core takeaway I got from Jerry's manual is this:
make yourself the center of your puppy's world -
- his personal Lord Jesus. Never give him a reason
to fear you or think you're angry. Love the heck
out of him, and you'll end up with a great dog.

This has truly worked with my puppy. She'll do
anything I want her to, if she understands, because
she trusts me 100 percent, and nothing is more
important in her world than her relationship
with me. http://www.geocities.com/viscouspuppy
Charlie

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On 18 Feb 2003 01:02:05 -0800, javagsd@yahoo.com (Lynn K.) wrote:

I came here almost two years ago with an
aggressive female pup from hard-core
"protection" stock.

The message I got from nearly everyone
was that I need to show my dog who is
boss, draw lines in the sand, absolutely
refuse to tolerate this and that.

Jerry has a different approach, and he
delivered some extremely helpful insights.

Now, my dog is not quite two years old,
and I could probably put her in some kind
of obedience competition against a Fred
Hassan dog even though I've had no
experience or training whatsoever except
Jerry's manual and some personal tips
from him that were well worth following.

My Holly is an exceedingly well-behaved
pet who gets along well with everyone.

And I believe Jerry Howe is the best dog
resource on the Internet, bar none.

Charlie