the puppy wizard

HOWEDY phyloe,


Of curse not. THAT'S HOWE COME dog
lovers don't recommend terroriors.


He's smarter than you and all your mentally
ill lying dog abujsing punk thug coward pals.


You mean on accHOWENT of he opposes
you when you hurt intimidate bribe and force him.


WELCOME!

From: Diane (dbergman@wwdc.com)
Subject: biting and attention
Date: 1999/10/13

I hope I'm not being a pest,(I have at least one
question a week) but I've never owned a lab
before and I think my 8month old lab/shepherd
has severe problems.

This newsgroup made me realize she is normal.

Her major problem is biting but I'm told labs and
shepherds are both bad for that as puppies.

Tonight I went to answer the phone and she took
my arm and wouldn't let go. I had to hang up as
my arm still has puncture wounds.

Has anyone had this problem?

I think she gets upset that all my attention is not
on her anymore. (I do spend a lot of time with
her and everyone tells me that I spoil her too much)

She also bites when she needs to go outside.

Any suggestions?

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the puppy wizard

HOWEDY leah,

Of curse not. phyloe has been foolowing the
advice from you mental cases.


Any three week old puppy is smarter
than you lying dog abusing cowards.


He wouldn't be if you didn't hurt intimidate
crate bribe and avoid behaviors of the domestic
puppy dog you don't have the intellect to HOWEtwit
even after The Amazing Puppy Wizard and HIS
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Students told you HOWE
they done it EZ GENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
and FOR FREE, to boot.


That so, leah? Or is that just the TYPICAL
EXXXCUSE a lying dog abusing punk thug
coward and active long term incurable mental
case relies on when a professional trainer got
NO METHOD to train a dog.

She's followed your advice but THAT'S irrelevent
on accHOWET of IT DIDN'T WORK and we ain't
lookin to BLAME the TRAINER for the METHOD
failing.

Your methods DON'T WORK on accHOWENT
of you rely on pain fear force intimidation bribery
crates and avoidance.

From: Diane (dbergman@wwdc.com)
Subject: biting and attention
Date: 1999/10/13

I hope I'm not being a pest,(I have at least one
question a week) but I've never owned a lab
before and I think my 8month old lab/shepherd
has severe problems.

This newsgroup made me realize she is normal.

Her major problem is biting but I'm told labs and
shepherds are both bad for that as puppies.

Tonight I went to answer the phone and she took
my arm and wouldn't let go. I had to hang up as
my arm still has puncture wounds.

Has anyone had this problem?

I think she gets upset that all my attention is not
on her anymore. (I do spend a lot of time with
her and everyone tells me that I spoil her too much)

She also bites when she needs to go outside.

Any suggestions?
------------------------------------------------------------------ BWEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

You're a FRAUD.


Leah Effexor for chronic depression, in denial
about being mentally ill. Has taken
several other mentally ill medications
before settling on effexor for her chronic
mental problems, recently changed
ANTI PSYCHOTIC medications.

Here's your RECENT GRADUATE STUDENT Rottie
who RECENTLY MURDERED a innocent little DEAD
DOG in the park, thanks to your PAW PATROL and
SOCIALIZATION and OBEDIENCE classes since he
was ten weeks old followed by your STUDENTS dogs
MURDERIN her HOWES bunny. You own kat has lived
in a box for WON YEAR on accHOWENT of you can't
train your own dogs not to molest IT: HOWEDY leah,
"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.com> wrote in message news:20041030235552.22932.00002535@mb-m10.aol.com...

Your student:

"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way. The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

I didn't mention that she arrived with a stethoscope
around her neck, and regularly interrupted her hysteria
to check his vitals, give him mouth-to-mouth and chest
compressions.

My student and I kept looking at each other, as in,
"What do we say???" Obviously, "I think he's gone,
honey," wasn't getting through.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so that made
it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons.

Canine Action Dog Trainer http://www.canineaction.com

On accHOWENT of you trained her dog to murder
her bunny like you trained your recent graduate
student Rottie to murder that little dead dog in the park.

Maybe the lady don't have noMOORE bunnys?

Perhaps THIS'LL sharpen your anti psychotic drug
crazed pathetic selective memory:

"Then I start class, after all the vet staff had left, and
there's a frantic knocking on the door. There's a woman
holding a bloody and lifeless bunny, hysterical.

Her dogs had torn it apart. My one student who had
shown up (another weird thing about the night) and I
had to continuously check for heart and bowel sounds
for her, until she could accept that the rabbit was dead.

(The rigor mortis in his back legs she attributed to "pain").

Full moon.

Canine Action Dog Trainer http://www.canineaction.com

YOUR STUDENT. Like that RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie who'd been in your SOCIALIZATION
classes since IT was ten weeks old who RECENTLY
MURDERED a little innocent DEAD DOG at the park.


Yeah. You and ed w of PET LOSS dot COIN.

You hurt intimidate and murder critters, leah.

You hadn't trained him to keep his head inside
the car, leah. Would you let your KIDS stick their
head HOWET the window of a whizzzinng car? BWEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

THAT'S on accHOWENT of you're AFRAID to
see them after you've TRAINED their critters
hurt and murder innocent critters and can't train
them to keep their head inside a whizzzin car.

Does that mean you don't cry for bunnys?

"I also had the misfortune of walking by the room
afterwards and catching sight of the lifeless body.
Which means I had to quickly find a solitary corner
to cry."

"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way. The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

I didn't mention that she arrived with a stethoscope
around her neck, and regularly interrupted her hysteria
to check his vitals, give him mouth-to-mouth and chest
compressions.

My student and I kept looking at each other, as in,
"What do we say???" Obviously, "I think he's gone,
honey," wasn't getting through.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so that made
it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons."

No leah. He was MURDERED by your SOCIALIZATION
classes and OBEDIENCE trainin bribery and crating.


You don't have children.

"She bit me on the nose. That was a true bite.
Not unprovoked, but still a bite. The snarling
and barking was vicious - the bite was a quick
snap, and the cuts weren't deep."

"Once I was holding her bone for her while she
chewed it (something she loves). She mistakenly
put a tooth in my finger instead of the bone."

"The other time was something I reported here
because I thought it was funny. I was sitting on
the floor with my supposedly agile, coordinated
BC dancing around me, mouth hanging open
with tongue flopping goofily. She tripped over
my legs and fell tooth-first into my forehead."

"Oh, okay. One more, I guess. When I had only
had her a few days, and she hadn't yet learned
not to nip during play, she jumped up and grabbed
my t-shirt, pinching some skin. It hurt but, again,
there was no blood."

Subject: MAJOR Problem with Madigan:

"And something happened yesterday that I'm not
even ready to talk about. I'm too shocked, overwhelmed,
discouraged, upset... and it's 100% my fault because,
in retrospect, I see how I actually *trained* her to do it. Sigh.

Oh, okay. I said it out loud (or rather, wrote it out loud :},
so I might as well go on... (just changed the subject line,
too, because I fear this will turn into a rather volatile thread
on its own)...

She bit me.

Not nipped me. Bit me. Drew blood. A lot of it.

Left three holes in my nose.

I have never been bitten by a dog before.
Least of all my own puppy.

In fact, I denied it at first. "She didn't bite me,"
I told my husband. "She was just clumsy and
hit me in the nose with her teeth."

"She bit you," he told me. "You have tooth marks."

"I don't know what to do. I somehow took a gentle,
non-violent dog and trained her to bite. Not only that,
but to bite ME in the FACE! How do I address that now?"

"I've had dogs all my adult life, and thought I knew a
lot about them. It's only been since I got Madigan in
January and began training classes, reading books,
and hanging out *here* that I realized how LITTLE I
knew about training them. I made so many mistakes,
especially on my heart dog - my eskie - because he
was the only dog I had who had behavior problems.

He was yelled at, slapped, made to smell his messes
(at least I didn't push his nose IN them) and isolated
for long "time outs." I only wish I had it to do over again."

Whatever. It was JUST WON TIME.


Naaah. THAT ain't what makes you HOWET
to BE STUPID, leah. What makes you STUPID
is to think you know anything abHOWET trainin
dogs.


Really Bad Day
Date: 2004-03-21 17:34:07 PST HOWEDY leah,
"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF> wrote in message news:20040321194728.23546.00000101@mb-m15.aol.com...

BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

You're no dog trainer, you're a FRAUD.


Class??? You don't have trainin classes you
teach people to throw treats to dogs for mindless
unthinking behaviors and tell folks to jerk and
choke and shock dogs when bribing and avoiding
behaviors doesn't work an then you try to get HOWET callin THAT, trainin.


AnyWON who'd trust you to train them to handle
their dog was in a state of shock or takin anti psychotic
meds before they started.

Tough break. R.I.P., dog.


That's typical of a dog abusing coward, ain't it.


You mean he likes to PLAY.


Yeah. A dog is a dog.


And he's been jerked and choked and scolded
and punished and bribed since you began messin with him.


You mean, you was NORMAL.


Yeah. That'll be REAL important for trHOWEbleshootin
this behavior problem. Won't it, leah.


And MOM couldn't call him off cause IT won't
come when called nor will IT do anything else
unless MOM is danglin a cookie in front of him.


Typical Rottie behavior, ain't it.


SHOWENDS like he was just HAVIN FUN,
like when you jerk and choked him to train him.


Got LUCKY, eh leah?

But that's just the begining. Then you teach them
to HURT and INTIMIDATE their dogs when they
can't BRIBE and AVOID their behavior problems.


They're able to HOWEtwit you and your ilk, leah.


Perhaps that's just allelomimetic behavior?


AMAZING? Chalk THAT up to allelomimetic behavior, for SHORE.


RIGHT. That's HOWE COME dogs ATTACK,
cause they're AFRAID of SUMPTHIN.


You mean, when the dinner bell rings? Prey
drive ain't got NUTHIN to do with FEAR. Dogs
chase PREY to EAT, not have FUN. Dogs chase
THINGS on accHOWENT of the visual oral reflex,
not PREY drive. Unless they're chasin a bunny
their PREY is in their food dish.

The MESSAGE is, you've HURT the dog to
force control over IT and THAT'S HOWE
COME IT was AFRAID and ATTACKED,
not on accHOWENT of some IDIOCY abHOWET PREY drive.


You're a MENTAL CASE a LIAR and a dog abuser.

No. He was afraid he was gonna GET HURT
for CHASIN IT, so he ATTACKED and MURDERED
IT on accHOWENT of he knew he'd GET HURT for CHASIN IT.


Plain an simple indeed.


Right. Dogs can't know from BAD behavior.
Dogs only respond in PREDICTABLE NORMAL
NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE
ways to situations and circumstances of their
environments which we create for them.


Not till NHOWE.

EVERY DOG IS DANGERHOWES.


Is a dog and is dangerHOWES. THAT'S HOWE
COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't HURT
and INTIMIDATE and BRIBE them an try to get
HOWET callin THAT, trainin.


To INTIMIDATE and FORCE control when necessary.
THAT'S HOWE COME you can't TRAIN a dog to BE
TRUSTWORTHY. Like your own dogs...

You're a IDIOT.

BWEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!


Perhaps they should be required to wear shock collars?

Or put a eye HOWET.

No, that takes a bit of EXXXPERTISE, like what
the owner PAID YOU FOR.

You're INSANE and you're a FRAUD.

It will, as you get MOORE EXXXPERIENCE.

You're no trainer, you're a FRAUD.

Your own dogs bit you five times and
destroyed your HOWES and ruined
your marriage. You MURDERED your
own DEAD DOG Buck cause you was
TOO STUPID to put him on a salt restricted
diet for his congestive heart failure and fed
him pizza and french fries and then MURDERED
HIM cause you was TOO LAZY to walk him
every two HOWERS in the cold central Florida
weather.

R.I.P. Dog.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

the puppy wizard

BWEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!