the puppy wizard

HOWEDY ceb,

You mean YOU GOT THE SAME PROBLEM
and you got NO ADVICE on accHOWENT of
you're a lying dog abusing mental case.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >


want to

without

for the

that it's

absolutely must

feels

people after

progress.

and you

trust in you,

neighbor.

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY leah,

Cc: sgiles@golden.net

Better learn to do the MONKEY MACARENA.


Naaah, it's actually quite enterTRAINING.

It's FUN!

You'll pick it up EZ!


Loosen up!

Try goin like THIS:


leah wrote:
"spin around and start skipping in the
other direction, making chimpanzee
sounds.

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

"Your goal is going to be to teach your dog
that every time he sees another dog, something
good is going to happen.

So as soon as he notices another dog,

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

you begin to praise like mad and stuff his
face with hot dogs. When the dog is out
of sight, the praise and treats stop."

SEE?

You could TRAIN the dog if you knew HOWE.
Here's HOWE leah does it; You gotta learn to
do the MONKEY MACARENA and make yourself
some chimpanzee S-HOWENDS.

It's EZ! Here's HOWE; it AIN'T hard to do:

leah wrote:
"spin around and start skipping in the
other direction, making chimpanzee
sounds.

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

"Your goal is going to be to teach your dog
that every time he sees another dog, something
good is going to happen.

So as soon as he notices another dog,

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

you begin to praise like mad and stuff his
face with hot dogs. When the dog is out
of sight, the praise and treats stop."

SEE?

O.K., NHOWE YOU TRY?:

Rememer, it ain't hard to do:

"spin around and start skipping in the
other direction, making chimpanzee
sounds.

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

"Your goal is going to be to teach your dog
that every time he sees another dog, something
good is going to happen.

So as soon as he notices another dog,

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

you begin to praise like mad and stuff his
face with hot dogs. When the dog is out
of sight, the praise and treats stop." SEE?


Yeah.

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
SAME SAME,
For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

So she's askin LIARS DOG ABUSERS COWARDS
PUNKS THUGS and ACTIVE LONG TERM INCURABLE
MENTAL CASES like you and your punk thug coward
pals who blame the dog and who's own dogs got THE
SAME SAME SAME SAME PROBLEMS for the SAME
SAME SAME SAME REASONS that they can't CURE, for advice.

"Square WON" would be PREFERABLE. At least
the dog was CONSISTENTLY AGGRESSIVE pryor
to the malarkey "training" she's been doin on the
lame ADVICE of a PROFESSIONAL BEHAVIORIST.

From: Lindalee
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Saturday, November 02, 2002 2:37 PM
Subject: Re: dog aggression -
Today Seemed Like A Miracle -
WELCOME TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING!

Sunshine is still acting like a new dog!

Saw a dog today and "good boy-" worked
along with calling him-came the first time
every time. Not even a sound out of him.

Think it is hard for him but he never even
seemed to think about going off-reacting.

The word come has no affect on him just
the phrase- -Sunshine come goodboy.


Ain't hard for the likes of you to do...

------- Message -----
From: Linda Daniel
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Monday, January 06, 2003 1:06 AM
Subject: Re: - Re: dog aggression

Thanks for writing--I would be happy to do almost anything
to get your approach out to dog owners as I know it would
save so many lives. I know at times I was so frustrated I
thought of giving up on Sunshine but of course I never would
have but many people would have. The world just does not
know you can train a dog in just a few sessions and actually
solve problems.

We will be here until late April and we really have no plans-
-just to enjoy the warmth and sun of Florida, so any time
you could meet us would be great. I drive so I would be
happy to come to you anytime anywhere!

We went to Celebration today and two little poodles got
right into his face and he just sat there--I GOT a little
scared but he handled it just fine.--a couple of times people
would ask his name and want to pet him and he just went
to them tail wagging and rolled over for them rub his tummy.

He really just is not concerned about people passing, even
those on rollerblades! I have always used a gentle leader
in public but he spent most of time rubbing his face on the
grass--today I used his collar and he was so much happier!!

Only problem is he will stop to smell and I can not get
stopped soon enough to keep the leash loose. He never
pulled ahead of me but when he gets into smelling I have
a hard time getting him going--at times I think he could
smell a blade of grass for 10 minutes.

I can never thank you enough for giving Sunshine back!!!!!

I wrote to Purdue and told them about him being able to
walk in a crowd with out the /gentle leader and not having
a problem with other people and dogs.

I told them their advice did not work. Their advice was
to use the gentle leader at all times and when he was
around people or dogs to have him sit and reward with
treats--one really good suggestions was to have people
coming toward us stop when he got stressed or aroused
and not move until we backed away-

- can you just see me yelling at people to stop on the street
until I get his attention with treats.

They also suggested the possibility of using drugs-prozac-
but thought he was too dangerous as the drug would make
him less fearful and then he might attack or become more
sure of himself and become dominate aggressive. Just had
to share their great advice with you but I am sure you have
heard it all--even I am becoming an expert on bad advice.
"Linda" <llindaleedaniel@msn.com> wrote in message news:3c317fe4.0301072210.7f7ef069@posting.google.c om...


You got LUCKY, Linda... They coulda got Sunshine
DEAD on us. Damned near did... too.


Yeah. That's been a 3 YEAR PROJECT.

REMEMBER, leah? Your dog STILL does that.


Couldn't you just do the MONKEY MACARENA? HOWEDY Brandy,
"Brandy Kurtz" <KraftyKurtzs@wmconnect.com> wrote in message news:2f66e35d.0407302331.1f18b8c6@posting.google.c om...

news:<2f66e35d.0407262049.7b3a7b51@posting.google. com>...

Well THAT IS encouraging, AIN'T IT.


It's customary here abHOWETS to put
NINNYBOY [NINNYBOY] Jerry JERRY
[JERRY] The Puppy Wizard The Amazing
Puppy Wizard in the subject header to AVOID EMBARRASSMENT.


INDEED? You mean, instead of just trainin
your dog not to BE AFRAID, leah?

You think trainin dogs is SHEER LUCK, leah?

Leah Effexor for chronic depression, in denial
about being mentally ill. Has taken
several other mentally ill medications
before settling on effexor for her chronic
mental problems, recently changed
ANTI PSYCHOTIC medications.

Here's your RECENT GRADUATE STUDENT Rottie
who RECENTLY MURDERED a innocent little DEAD
DOG in the park, thanks to your PAW PATROL and
SOCIALIZATION and OBEDIENCE classes since he
was ten weeks old followed by your STUDENTS dogs
MURDERIN her HOWES bunny. You own kat has lived
in a box for WON YEAR on accHOWENT of you can't
train your own dogs not to molest IT: HOWEDY leah,
"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.com> wrote in message news:20041030235552.22932.00002535@mb-m10.aol.com...

Your student:

"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way. The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

I didn't mention that she arrived with a stethoscope
around her neck, and regularly interrupted her hysteria
to check his vitals, give him mouth-to-mouth and chest
compressions.

My student and I kept looking at each other, as in,
"What do we say???" Obviously, "I think he's gone,
honey," wasn't getting through.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so that made
it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons.

Canine Action Dog Trainer http://www.canineaction.com

On accHOWENT of you trained her dog to murder
her bunny like you trained your recent graduate
student Rottie to murder that little dead dog in the park.

Maybe the lady don't have noMOORE bunnys?

Perhaps THIS'LL sharpen your anti psychotic drug
crazed pathetic selective memory:

"Then I start class, after all the vet staff had left, and
there's a frantic knocking on the door. There's a woman
holding a bloody and lifeless bunny, hysterical.

Her dogs had torn it apart. My one student who had
shown up (another weird thing about the night) and I
had to continuously check for heart and bowel sounds
for her, until she could accept that the rabbit was dead.

(The rigor mortis in his back legs she attributed to "pain").

Full moon.

Canine Action Dog Trainer http://www.canineaction.com

YOUR STUDENT. Like that RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie who'd been in your SOCIALIZATION
classes since IT was ten weeks old who RECENTLY
MURDERED a little innocent DEAD DOG at the park.


Yeah. You and ed w of PET LOSS dot COIN.

You hurt intimidate and murder critters, leah.

You hadn't trained him to keep his head inside
the car, leah. Would you let your KIDS stick their
head HOWET the window of a whizzzinng car? BWEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

THAT'S on accHOWENT of you're AFRAID to
see them after you've TRAINED their critters
hurt and murder innocent critters and can't train
them to keep their head inside a whizzzin car.

Does that mean you don't cry for bunnys?

"I also had the misfortune of walking by the room
afterwards and catching sight of the lifeless body.
Which means I had to quickly find a solitary corner
to cry."

"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way. The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

I didn't mention that she arrived with a stethoscope
around her neck, and regularly interrupted her hysteria
to check his vitals, give him mouth-to-mouth and chest
compressions.

My student and I kept looking at each other, as in,
"What do we say???" Obviously, "I think he's gone,
honey," wasn't getting through.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so that made
it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons."

No leah. He was MURDERED by your SOCIALIZATION
classes and OBEDIENCE trainin bribery and crating.


You don't have children.

"She bit me on the nose. That was a true bite.
Not unprovoked, but still a bite. The snarling
and barking was vicious - the bite was a quick
snap, and the cuts weren't deep."

"Once I was holding her bone for her while she
chewed it (something she loves). She mistakenly
put a tooth in my finger instead of the bone."

"The other time was something I reported here
because I thought it was funny. I was sitting on
the floor with my supposedly agile, coordinated
BC dancing around me, mouth hanging open
with tongue flopping goofily. She tripped over
my legs and fell tooth-first into my forehead."

"Oh, okay. One more, I guess. When I had only
had her a few days, and she hadn't yet learned
not to nip during play, she jumped up and grabbed
my t-shirt, pinching some skin. It hurt but, again,
there was no blood."

Subject: MAJOR Problem with Madigan:

"And something happened yesterday that I'm not
even ready to talk about. I'm too shocked, overwhelmed,
discouraged, upset... and it's 100% my fault because,
in retrospect, I see how I actually *trained* her to do it. Sigh.

Oh, okay. I said it out loud (or rather, wrote it out loud :},
so I might as well go on... (just changed the subject line,
too, because I fear this will turn into a rather volatile thread
on its own)...

She bit me.

Not nipped me. Bit me. Drew blood. A lot of it.

Left three holes in my nose.

I have never been bitten by a dog before.
Least of all my own puppy.

In fact, I denied it at first. "She didn't bite me,"
I told my husband. "She was just clumsy and
hit me in the nose with her teeth."

"She bit you," he told me. "You have tooth marks."

"I don't know what to do. I somehow took a gentle,
non-violent dog and trained her to bite. Not only that,
but to bite ME in the FACE! How do I address that now?"

"I've had dogs all my adult life, and thought I knew a
lot about them. It's only been since I got Madigan in
January and began training classes, reading books,
and hanging out *here* that I realized how LITTLE I
knew about training them. I made so many mistakes,
especially on my heart dog - my eskie - because he
was the only dog I had who had behavior problems.

He was yelled at, slapped, made to smell his messes
(at least I didn't push his nose IN them) and isolated
for long "time outs." I only wish I had it to do over again."

Whatever. It was JUST WON TIME.


Naaah. THAT ain't what makes you HOWET
to BE STUPID, leah. What makes you STUPID
is to think you know anything abHOWET trainin
dogs.


Really Bad Day
Date: 2004-03-21 17:34:07 PST HOWEDY leah,
"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF> wrote in message news:20040321194728.23546.00000101@mb-m15.aol.com...

BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

You're no dog trainer, you're a FRAUD.


Class??? You don't have trainin classes you
teach people to throw treats to dogs for mindless
unthinking behaviors and tell folks to jerk and
choke and shock dogs when bribing and avoiding
behaviors doesn't work an then you try to get HOWET callin THAT, trainin.


AnyWON who'd trust you to train them to handle
their dog was in a state of shock or takin anti psychotic
meds before they started.

Tough break. R.I.P., dog.


That's typical of a dog abusing coward, ain't it.


You mean he likes to PLAY.


Yeah. A dog is a dog.


And he's been jerked and choked and scolded
and punished and bribed since you began messin with him.


You mean, you was NORMAL.


Yeah. That'll be REAL important for trHOWEbleshootin
this behavior problem. Won't it, leah.


And MOM couldn't call him off cause IT won't
come when called nor will IT do anything else
unless MOM is danglin a cookie in front of him.


Typical Rottie behavior, ain't it.


SHOWENDS like he was just HAVIN FUN,
like when you jerk and choked him to train him.


Got LUCKY, eh leah?

But that's just the begining. Then you teach them
to HURT and INTIMIDATE their dogs when they
can't BRIBE and AVOID their behavior problems.


They're able to HOWEtwit you and your ilk, leah.


Perhaps that's just allelomimetic behavior?


AMAZING? Chalk THAT up to allelomimetic behavior, for SHORE.


RIGHT. That's HOWE COME dogs ATTACK,
cause they're AFRAID of SUMPTHIN.


You mean, when the dinner bell rings? Prey
drive ain't got NUTHIN to do with FEAR. Dogs
chase PREY to EAT, not have FUN. Dogs chase
THINGS on accHOWENT of the visual oral reflex,
not PREY drive. Unless they're chasin a bunny
their PREY is in their food dish.

The MESSAGE is, you've HURT the dog to
force control over IT and THAT'S HOWE
COME IT was AFRAID and ATTACKED,
not on accHOWENT of some IDIOCY abHOWET PREY drive.


You're a MENTAL CASE a LIAR and a dog abuser.

No. He was afraid he was gonna GET HURT
for CHASIN IT, so he ATTACKED and MURDERED
IT on accHOWENT of he knew he'd GET HURT for CHASIN IT.


Plain an simple indeed.


Right. Dogs can't know from BAD behavior.
Dogs only respond in PREDICTABLE NORMAL
NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE
ways to situations and circumstances of their
environments which we create for them.


Not till NHOWE.

EVERY DOG IS DANGERHOWES.


Is a dog and is dangerHOWES. THAT'S HOWE
COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't HURT
and INTIMIDATE and BRIBE them an try to get
HOWET callin THAT, trainin.

BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

To INTIMIDATE and FORCE control when necessary.
THAT'S HOWE COME you can't TRAIN a dog to BE
TRUSTWORTHY. Like your own dogs...


You're a IDIOT.

BWEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!


Perhaps they should be required to wear shock collars?

Or put a eye HOWET.

No, that takes a bit of EXXXPERTISE, like what
the owner PAID YOU FOR.

You're INSANE and you're a FRAUD.

It will, as you get MOORE EXXXPERIENCE.

You're no trainer, you're a FRAUD.

Your own dogs bit you five times and
destroyed your HOWES and ruined
your marriage. You MURDERED your
own DEAD DOG Buck cause you was
TOO STUPID to put him on a salt restricted
diet for his congestive heart failure and fed
him pizza and french fries and then MURDERED
HIM cause you was TOO LAZY to walk him
every two HOWERS in the cold central Florida
weather.

R.I.P. Dog.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY pam,


Your pal diana aka lush is a lying dog
abusing punk thug coward active long
term incurable drunken mental case
who's own dog got the same same same
same PROBLEM for the same same same
same reason your dog got the same same
same same PROBLEM just like HOWE her
last dog had, who DIED from it.


"Birds of a feather," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.


Yeah. FEELINS. You dog lovers are a SENSITVE lot.

You mean, abHOWET not being able to
train your dog to FEEL SAFE an S-HOWEND,
pam? That's a SORRY state of affairs, ain't it.

A DOG IS A DOG AS A CHILD IS A CHILD.

"It is by muteness that a dog becomes
so utterly beyond value."

Like a confessor Priest?

"With him,
words play no torturing tricks.........., "
--John Galsworthy.

Don't bet your dog won't tell on you...
Their behaviors reflect
our words, actions and training quirks.
Jerry HOWE, The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >


lush is a lying dog abusing mental case; "You're
JUDGED by the company you keep. When you
lie with PIGS you'll awaken STINKIN like 'm."

You mean INSTEAD of TRAININ your dog.

Based on the SYMPATHY and FEELINGS
you SHARE with a proven lying dog abusing
mental case??? BWEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


RIGHT! THAT'S a SYMPTOM of MENTAL ILLNESS.

So you're gonna be RUDE COLD and ARGUMENTATIVE
if they don't stand back from your viciHOWES dog like
HOWE lush sez she was to teach her dogs to go HOWETA
CON-TROLL when meetin people.


She tries to attack anything that moves.


You had her teeth pulled?


She's a CERTAIN danger. You have a PREDICTABLY
AGGRESSIVE DOG. That's GOOD. That means you
can TRAIN HER NEARLY INSTANTLY if you ever stop
being a MENTAL CASE.


What are you takin?

ALL Critters Only Respond In PREDICTABLE INNATE
NORMAL NATURAL INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways
To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
Which We Create For Them.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE
CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.


That's VERY flattering. Ain't it.


Usually repressive handling and force briber
and avoidance training methods and lockin
dogs in boxes and ignoring them when they
cry bark or whine and scolding or otherWIZE
showing displeasure to or hurtin your dogs.

That's sheer idiocy or you wouldn't have PICKED her.

You GET the critter you TRAINED.

ALL behavior problems are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

Right. NHOWE you gotta figger HOWET
HOWE to UN TRAIN your dog. So ask the
local lying dog abusing punk thug coward
mental case who's own dog got the same problems. BWEEEEEAAHAHAHAAA!!!

Better brush up on the MONKEY MACARENA.
You any good at makin chimpanzee S-HOWENDS?

<snip woeful tail>


Yeah. That's the hallmark of a dog lover.


Right. You mean, till you'd MURDER her.


Yeah. You LOVE her too much and she TRUSTS you.
Like HOWE tara o. aka tee's DEAD DOG Summer
TRUSTED tara o. aka tee to do what was BEST for
her and MURDERED HER despite being offered a
LIFE LONG safe HOWES, and for FREE.


The anti psychotic meds are kickin in. Takes a few weeks.
tara o. aka tee's daughter is takin them NHOWE in first grade.

Yeah. She's MOORE UNPREDICTABLE and
therefore, she'll be HARDER to break.

CONSISTENCY is ALWAYS good,
particularly with aggression. Read
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Post
"McProtection Training."
Ask the CLHOWEN.


Hurray for a decent 49 cent hamurger.

Starr's Story

To whom it may concern,

My name is Crystal Arcidy and I am the proud owner of a
beautiful 3 year old white German Shepherd named Starr.

I am writing to inform you of a training method that is
truly amazing. Starr is by nature very cautious and
fearful and because of this and my not knowing how
to handle it she became environmentally shy as well.

Before Starr came into my life I never would have
believed that a dog could be the way she was
unless it had been badly abused or trained to be
aggressive.

Now I'm finding out more and more that there are lots
of dogs with serious behavior problems who were never
abused, but mishandled.

Before I tell you about my experience with Jerry Howe,
Doggy Do Right, and the Wits End Dog Training Technique
I would like to relate to you Starr's story so you'll have a
better understanding as to what I was dealing with:

Starr was three months old when I brought her home from
a local pet shop. A few days later a friend came by to see
her and that was when I first saw that Starr was by no
means friendly.

She was so shy she tried to pull away and hide. I was told
that dogs go through a "fear stage" and thought that was all
I was dealing with. But after a week or two Starr began barking
protectively at guests and neighbors from inside the house.

The only way I could stop the barking, and later howling, was
if I picked her up and held her.

Outside Starr's behavior was not protective it was horribly
fearful. It got to the point that when I would ask, "You want
to go outside?" Starr would run the other way and dodge me
so I would make her go.

She went out only to relieve herself and then she'd dash back
to the house. I could not take her for walks and she wouldn't
even sit on my back deck without crying.

Starr was afraid of other dogs, people, cars, loud noises, open
spaces....everything. I was sure that she had the potential of
becoming a fear biter and that worried me.

I spoke with an amateur dog trainer who said that shepherd's
are sometimes fearful as puppies, especially females, and
that training and socializing would help. She said I could bring
Starr to the vet and just sit with her so she could watch the
other dogs. But Starr was a nervous wreck in the vets.

She would get in a corner and shake terribly. It didn't seem
like it was helping at all with my dog's anxiety and I asked
the vet what to do to get her over her fears.The doctor
recommended a trainer/behaviorist and we called and set
up a meeting. And so I took Starr to her first trainer at six
months old.

She was terrified. The trainer assured me that he could
'get her through' her fears. He explained to me how training
would lessen Starr's anxiety and build confidence.

Because Starr was so timid he wanted to start out with
clicker training. He said it was the best form of training for
shy dogs.

He instructed me to get a thin three foot stick to be the focus,
the object being Starr would learn to follow the stick. Every
time she touched it with her nose she got a click and a treat.

After I got Starr home it only took about a minute for Starr to
get the idea. But these results were restricted to inside my
house. When I took Starr outside or to her lessons she was
just too nervous to care about eating. The reward was not worth
it.

All Starr wanted was to get back to the house, where she
felt safe. When the trainer realized that Starr was too
uncomfortable at his place he suggested we meet and
work at my house.

It was then that he saw that Starr was not going to
progress using the clicker training. [Forcing food into
her mouth didn't make her want to eat it] So he reverted
to conventional methods.

*(The "BALANCED TRAINER" IOW, knows WHEN to HURT... jh.)

We started using a flat collar but with all the pulling Starr
would do the trainer quickly advised me to purchase a choke
chain. I did so and he showed me how to use it. I was very
hesitant but he assured me that I could not hurt the dog.

We continued working in an area Starr was pretty
comfortable in, then proceeded out to the street. Starr was
very scared and would bolt, whine, shake horribly and grind
her teeth. All of which got corrected by a quick, sharp jerk on
the chain and a firm "No!"

Of course now I know that these firm corrections were just
creating more anxiety for my dog. But at the time it seemed
to make sense.

After seeing how afraid Starr actually was on the street the
trainer told me to get some Serene-um, an herbal product
that would calm her down. It took the edge off her fear, but
I had to give her beyond the dosage recommended for her
weight. The trainer said that was fine. He also told me that
putting her on adult food would help. That way she wouldn't
have as much energy that was just being turned into nervous
energy and making her worse. I changed her food and he
later recommended senior food. I decided against that.

The trainer told me not to speak reassuringly when Starr
was scared because she would think she was being praised
for being afraid, that I wanted that behavior. He told me never
to praise her for barking because it would encourage aggression.

When Starr would bark at the neighbors dog aggressively
I was to force her into a submissive down, the Alpha Rollover,
which I was never able to maneuver.

I told the trainer that Starr was still uncontrollable even with
the choker. Her fear seemed more important than the pain
she experienced from the collar. He suggested getting her
a Gentle Leader. Its worn around the dog's head. I'm sure
you're familiar with the product. This gave me more control
over her bolting but when she got spooked by something
she would pull away and reared up like a wild horse.

It was very difficult to get her to calm down even a little after
she had gone to this extreme. I later found out that I was
misdirected on how to use the Gentle Leader.

After about seven months of this Starr had made very little
progress. She knew all the commands and would do them
perfect when calm, but the fear and anxiety were still there
and still very much in control of her.

The trainer thought she was all right and told me he was
happy with the results. At that point I was hardly listening to
anything he said. I knew he was trying to help but I also knew
that Starr was beyond him and I had already set up a meeting
with another trainer, one that came highly recommended.

The second trainer referred to her place as doggy boot camp
and said that kind of discipline and structure is what dogs,
especially dogs like Starr, really needed. She was a breeder
of German Shepherds and several of her dogs were used in
movies and as therapy and protection dogs.

*(Our "ETHICAL" breeders... jh.)

She told me that Starr needed to get away from me, her
'security blanket' and learn to be on her own. She told me
that when I got Starr back she would be a totally different dog.

I left Starr for eleven days with this trainer. When I went to
pick her up I was informed that Starr had been hiding for the
first three days of her stay. But the trainer was happy with
her progress.

When Starr was brought out I was told to ignore her until
the trainer said it was okay and even then I couldn't pet
her or kneel down to see her. [I still don't know why.] My
formerly 65 lb. German Shepherd looked like a Greyhound
she was so thin.

But she did look much more confident. Her face seemed
relaxed, but her tail was tucked up under her. When I asked
about that the trainer said it was nothing. She said her tail
was not suppose to curl up the way it did. I was then informed
that I needed to buy a pinch collar and leather leash.

Starr was too strong and determined in her pulling for me to
get by with just the choker. [ This trainer laughed at the Gentle
Leader and said it was not a training tool.]

The trainer showed me how to use the collar and I flinched as
she did and Starr let out a sharp cry.

The trainer noticed my reaction and insisted that she wasn't
hurting my dog, saying that I have to stop treating Starr like a
'piece of china', saying that she was a strong dog and needed
to be told who was boss.

I accepted what she said and she proceeded to teach me
all that she had taught Starr. She used the word 'Here' instead
of 'Come' saying that it sounded nicer to the dog and more
inviting. I was told that its best if when called Starr comes
right up close, attaining physical contact.

Everything seemed to be going well, though I wouldn't have
said she seemed like a different dog, until the trainer left to
get Starr's old collar for me. When she returned Starr lunged
and barked aggressively.

It took me completely by surprise. I did not know why she
was acting so aggressive. The trainer took the leash and
gave Starr a strong reproof for that and explained to me
that some dogs [big nasty ones, she said] acted like that
when the owners came to get them because they were
afraid, on seeing the trainer, that she would take them
away from their owners again.

This trainer also instructed me to 'punish' Starr by ignoring
her for a half hour or so after she had been corrected for
something very bad or if she did not do good working for
me one day. She said that dogs remember when they do
bad and that she'd learn to try harder to please me.

So I took my skinny little shepherd home and for two months
worked with her everyday exactly as I was told. Starr's
anxiety was still profound and she still was not happy to
go for a walk or to stay outside.

She was more confident, but only in areas of aggression,
territorialism, and being possessive of me. [She did not like
it when my cat came into my room.] I called the trainer to ask
about barking collars and she told me which one to buy.

After I got it she showed me how to use it saying it must be
tight. She said it would help with Starr's aggression as well as
the barking. And for a while it was much quieter in my house.

I did not like the way the collar sometimes made Starr cry
and I really didn't like how if my two dogs were real close
the other dog's bark would sometimes set it off. But it was
only temporary, I thought. I always checked for irritation on
my dog's neck but one day when I took the collar off I saw
that Starr had sores on her throat.

I kept the collar off until it was completely healed and then
used it only when I felt I had to, and only on the lowest setting.

*(HOWE COME all these stories sound alike??? jh.)

It wasn't long before I put it away and never used it again.
I made arrangements to bring Starr back to her second
trainer to work together and in exchange I would help taking
care of the other dogs -cleaning and feeding and such- but
it never worked out and I am so glad it didn't!


My next attempt to find help was after I read a pamphlet on
Ttouch. I thought, finally, this will help! I spoke to the Ttouch
practitioner and set up an appointment. She came to the
house and evaluated Starr.

She told me it would most likely take many sessions to
get Starr over her issues. The first thing she had me do
was change from the pinch collar to a flat collar the
second thing she had me do was put a T-shirt on my dog.

She likened the feel of shirt to getting a hug. Starr did seem to
calm down when she was wearing the T-shirt. Looking back
I realize that although Starr was calm she was far from happy
and relaxed.

I wanted to work outside, thinking it would be easier on
my dog since she got so upset when people came into
the house. But the Ttouch lady insisted we work inside
the house, saying that she had to get used to people
coming inside.

I went along with what she said, but after the aggression
brought out by the second trainer and the pinch collar
Starr was very difficult to handle.

Next the Ttouch person showed me a few different touches
to do on Starr. She demonstrated the touches on a large
stuffed animal I had because she couldn't get close to
Starr let alone to actually touch her.

She said that dogs keep all their stress in their tail and I
was instructed to do Ttouch on her tail. She showed me
what she called an ear slide that would help with car-
sickness and it worked.

Then she talked a lot about calming signals, yawning,
sighing etc.... Starr was uncomfortable with this strange
way of petting and cried a lot, but the lady informed me
that was normal.

The touches are designed to change the cellular memory and
Starr knew that this was not petting. It was a 'conscious touch'.
The weirdest thing was an effort to make Starr aware of her
body. She demonstrated on the stuffed animal [she was still
unable to touch Starr] how to wrap ACE bandages around
the animal's body so that as they moved they would feel it and
be aware of themselves. And then there was the hair elastics
around my dog's feet to give her a better awareness of her feet
because Starr was nervous walking on hard,smooth floors.

To address the problem I was having with Starr pulling on the
leash the Ttouch person instructed me to take the middle of
my six foot leash in my left hand and bring it up above
Starr's left shoulder, then place the length of the leash real
low across her chest and bring the handle up above her
right shoulder and hold it in my right hand.

The plan was to keep her front legs from being able to move
fast enough to pull. But Starr easily backed out of this
arrangement and took off, bolting to the end of the lead.
I told the lady what was happening and she recommended
a harness.

After Starr was wrapped in bandages, wearing a T-shirt, a
muzzle and a harness we took her out-side.

Starr was not happy. I was not happy. But the Ttouch person
said it would help so we did it. After a month of this I gave up
on Ttouch and went back to the pinch collar with which I had
at least some control.

*(Sound typical, doesn't it... jh.)

I asked a friend to help simply by coming over and trying to
make friends with my dog. I kept a muzzle on Starr most of
the time and eventually my friend got to pet her, though Starr
was not comfortable with it.

My friend suggested that I give Starr Passion Flower and I tried
it.

*(An EXCELLENT sleep aid... jh.)

At this point I had already tried a number of different herbs
and herbal mixtures that were especially for dogs.

The herbs didn't make enough of a difference and I thought
about putting her on Prozac or something like it. I decided
against it because of fears of side affects and was back
where I started, except worse because Starr was now
showing signs of aggression after working with that second
trainer.

I found another dog training place this one claimed to be
the 'Disney World for dogs'. I went down to talk to the
people there before putting Starr through it. One of the
trainers there told me that if my dog was over two years
old and still the way she was then she'd be like that forever.

I was extremely discouraged by that, but I wouldn't allow
myself to believe it was true. Needless to say Starr never
went to those trainers.

Ever since I realized that Starr was not a normal dog I've
been searching for a way to help her get over her fears.
It became the most important thing to me. I was sure that I
would find answers and I knew I couldn't give up. I knew I
couldn't live with her the way she was and I knew I couldn't
give her away so I just continued searching.

I read training and behavior books one after the other.
Some were very discouraging in what they had to say
about shyness in dogs. The last book I bought was
called "Help For Your Shy Dog" and it gave an example
of a dog in recovery from fear and anxiety and it had
taken the owner/trainer five years to get to that point!

And the dog was still a work in progress!

When I first decided to try Mr. Howe's machine I was
hopeful if not confident. I did not want to speak to him
at first because I did not want to hear what I heard from
the other trainers. I did not want to trust another trainer
only to be disappointed in the end.

I found Doggy Do Right on-line at a friend's house, got
the information and decided to give it a try. I noticed
within a few days, if that long, that Starr was calmer
when the machine was on. Things would happen that
would normally upset her and she'd give one or two
barks and then give up.

When I saw her acting calm I'd look over at the machine
and every time, at first, it was on. After a little while of
using the machine along with the training technique
I'd check to see that the reason for her self-controlled
barking was that Doggy Do Right was on and I was
amazed to see that it wasn't.

I was like, "Wow, she's being so good and the thing
isn't even on!" The tiny part of my crazy dog that had
some self-control, or some semblance of ease, was
growing stronger.

The training and the machine were allowing Starr to
realize that not everything in the world is going to kill her.

As far as the training technique, it's gentle, fast, and
completely positive. Mr. Howe's approach to training is
so different from any other form of training that even after
reading his training manual I had to call and speak with
him in order to really understand his method and the
reasoning behind it and how to apply it with particular
situations with Starr.

I had many questions and misconceptions because
of all the other training information I got and he took
time to explain everything.

He told me that all Starr's behavioral problems were
connected and that properly handling each one would
help the others. All the little things that I was ignoring
because, in comparison to Starr's main problems, they
seemed irrelevant I started working on, each thing she
worked through helped to deal with the next.

Mr. Howe was very helpful and after putting a flat collar
back on my dog and working with her a few weeks I
saw a change in her general attitude. I was glad that
I was not to use a food treat with this system, knowing
that if food was the incentive it wasn't going to work for
my dog.

Starr was much happier and relaxed without the pinch
collar and her barking was much more controllable.
Starr, however was too difficult for me to handle and I
was not proficient at this new form of training and I
ended up taking her to meet Mr. Howe and he worked
with her.

I was surprised that Jerry was able to pet my dog let
alone work with her the first day. For one week he
had her and the change in Starr was incredible!

She was happy and relaxed. She was willing to work
and she was much more comfortable being around
cars and people. We met on three occasions during
that week to work together and I learned so much.

The first time we got together to work Starr was much
more content and happy. By the end of the session
Starr was willing to go with Jerry in his car.

This impressed me because of what happened when
Starr thought the second trainer she had was going to
take her away from her family.

But she was comfortable with Jerry and the reason
for that was the way he treated her. I was amazed
while, on the last occasion that we worked together,
people walked by my dog without upsetting her.

I was expecting her to bolt away but she didn't. She
was calm and confident as they passed, which, for her,
was a huge change.

The Wits' End Dog Training method is based on
distraction and praise. It focuses more on the thought
process than a dog following commands.

The dog psychology Jerry has figured out and built
his method around is amazing.

I learned from him how to handle the leash in a way
so as to keep my dog calm. He explained that because
of all Starr's past experience with training she was always
afraid of being corrected. Tension on the leash is what
caused her to spook so I now keep the leash nice and slack.

He taught me how and when to praise in order to
encourage thought and instill confidence and trust.
His technique using the sound distraction and
exuberant praise gave me the answer to the endless
barking and the cat-chasing and all without stressing
out my hyper-sensitive dog.

Starr is a much happier dog and she has so much
more confidence in herself and in me as her handler.
I will never use any other form of dog training on any
dog I ever own/train.

Mr. Howe's approach to dog training has ended up
saving many mislabeled "bad dogs," turning them
into great pets and working dogs. I am recommending
this and only this form of training to anyone with dogs
no matter what it is they want to accomplish with their dogs.

As you now know I have tried everything I could find
to help my extremely nervous, but wonderful dog and
this is the only thing that has really made a difference
in Starr's behavior and her general attitude.

As a dog lover and the owner of a so-called "lost
cause dog" I feel I must share with you my experiences
and advocate this system.

There is nothing better for disturbed dogs and no
better way of preventing bad behavior then positive,
gentle training. I will recommend nothing else and
never again will I use any other form of training,
discipline and behavior modification.

Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Crystal Arcidy

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY leah,


Right. She's only 10% dangerHOWES.


That's on accHOWENT of you're a Rottie EXXXPERT.


That so? CITES PLEASE?

You're a FRAUD a LIAR a DOG ABUSER a COWARD
and ACTIVE LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASE.


You mean, amongst the MENTAL CASES
here abHOWETS who BLAME THE DOG
when they GO INSANE from getting jerked
and choked and locked in a box.


Scott & Fuller covered all that, leah. They're
well accepted amonst behaviorists. The only
thing they DIDN'T figger HOWET is HOWE
COME the dogs GO INSANE during those
DEVELOPMENTAL STAGES which bye the
way, correspond with human growth STAGES.


That so, leah? What would Scott & Fuller say?

ALL behavior and temperament problems
are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.


Like that RECENT GRADUATE STUDENT Rottie
you TRAINED since IT was ten weeks old who
RECENTLY MURDERED a little innocent DEAD
DOG in the park.

From: Leah (dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF)
Subject: Re: de-lurking with puppy questions
Date: 2003-07-21 07:56:07 PST

Name one.

Really Bad Day
Date: 2004-03-21 17:34:07 PST HOWEDY leah,
"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF> wrote in message news:20040321194728.23546.00000101@mb-m15.aol.com...

BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

You're no dog trainer, you're a FRAUD.


Class??? You don't have trainin classes you
teach people to throw treats to dogs for mindless
unthinking behaviors and tell folks to jerk and
choke and shock dogs when bribing and avoiding
behaviors doesn't work an then you try to get HOWET callin THAT, trainin.


AnyWON who'd trust you to train them to handle
their dog was in a state of shock or takin anti psychotic
meds before they started.

Tough break. R.I.P., dog.

-----------------------

I don't think Jerry intentionally lies. I think he twists
things around in his own mind until he actually believes
what he's saying.

You, abHOWET your STUDENT:

"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way. The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so
that made it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons.

Her dogs had torn it apart."

YOUR STUDENT.
--------------------------------------

Jerry is the only poster here who gives dangerous advice.
Google for spike and squirt. And let's not forget the times
he's told posters whose dogs have medical problems that
his halfwits-end program could cure them.

PetsMart Pet Trainer
My Kids, My Students, My Life: HOWEDY leah,
"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.com> wrote in message news:20041109132430.06573.00000266@mb-m22.aol.com...


The EXXXPERTS like professor SCRUFF SHAKE
dermer and dr plonksky of UofWI won't respond to
The Amazing Puppy Wizard on accHOWENT of HE
DISCREDITS THEM every time HE QUOTES them.

BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAAA!!!

The EXXXPERT professional dog trainers have
likeWIZE been IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED and
DISCREDITED as incompetent dogs abusing
punk thug cowards and active long term incurable
MENTAL CASES and FRAUDS, JUST LIKE professor
SCRUFF SHAKE and dr plonksky and captain arthur
haggerty, lying frosty dahl, Master Of Deception
blankman, et al. BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


You bums can't post here abHOWETS nodoGgamenendMOORE.


NO PROBLEMO!:

"She bit me on the nose. That was a true bite.
Not unprovoked, but still a bite. The snarling
and barking was vicious - the bite was a quick
snap, and the cuts weren't deep."

"Once I was holding her bone for her while she
chewed it (something she loves). She mistakenly
put a tooth in my finger instead of the bone."

(Of curse leah FORGOT to mention she JUST
FINISHED her POSSESSION AGGRESSION
CLASSES for two weeks on her pronged spiked
pinch choke collar).

"The other time was something I reported here
because I thought it was funny. I was sitting on
the floor with my supposedly agile, coordinated
BC dancing around me, mouth hanging open
with tongue flopping goofily. She tripped over
my legs and fell tooth-first into my forehead."

"Oh, okay. One more, I guess. When I had only
had her a few days, and she hadn't yet learned
not to nip during play, she jumped up and grabbed
my t-shirt, pinching some skin. It hurt but, again,
there was no blood."
"Leah" <dfrntdrums@aol.com> wrote in message news:20041106071325.11818.00000197@mb-m16.aol.com...

You mean the liars dog abusers cowards and
active long term incurable mental cases, like
yourself, leah?

You HURT INTIMIDATE and MURDER critters.

You're a FRAUD, leah. You're a lying dog abusing
mentally ill FRAUD and it's ALL in The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's Archives on Goole in YOUR OWN POSTED CASE HISTORY.


Could be readin just WON of The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's Posts will ENLIGHTEN the reader as well
as teach them MOORE abHOWET dogs and behavior
than you're able to comprehend, leah.

PERHAPS THAT'S HOWE COME YOU LIE
abHOWET dog training, The Amazing Puppy
Wizard, and DENY YOUR OWN POSTED CASE HISTORY, leah???


BET YOUR LIFE ON IT, you lying dog abusin mental case.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Archives on Google
CON-TRAIN the most comprehensive insights into
the human / animal mind, behavior, and Spirit.


You've unfortunately been IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED
and DISCREDITED as a lying dog abusing punk thug
coward active long term incurable MENTAL CASE and FRAUD.


The Amazing Puppy Wizard seldom has NEED
for DIS-CUSSION. The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
TEACHINGS NEED NO FURTHER EXXXPLANATION.


The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students all
over the Whole Wild World have NO BEHAVIOR
PROBLEMS to DISS-CUSS, leah.


Right. It's FEAR. ABJECT TERROR.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard is the professional
behaviorist's and dog trainer's WORST NIGHTMARE.


RIGHT. It's STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. Nuthin
PERSONAL abHOWET it whatsoever. DEFEND
your methds and philosophies and BACK IT UP
with REAL LIFE CASE HISTORIES or get the
heel HOWETA this business.


You're CONSPIRING to REPRESS INFORMATION
that will IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE and DISCREDIT YOU
as a lying dog abusing punk thug coward active long
term incurable MENTAL CASE. REMEMBER leah?


"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way. The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so
that made it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons.

Her dogs had torn it apart. My one student who had
shown up (another weird thing about the night) and I
had to continuously check for heart and bowel sounds
for her, until she could accept that the rabbit was dead.

(The rigor mortis in his back legs she attributed to "pain").

Full moon.

Canine Action Dog Trainer http://www.canineaction.com

YOUR STUDENT. Like that RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie who'd been in your SOCIALIZATION
classes since IT was ten weeks old who RECENTLY
MURDERED a little innocent DEAD DOG at the park.


Yeah. You and ed w of PET LOSS dot COIN.

You hurt intimidate and murder critters, leah.


THAT'S INSANE. You gotta do the Monkey Macarena.
<snip BUNK and SKIP to The Monkey Macarena>:

Ain't hard to do:

"spin around and start skipping in the
other direction, making chimpanzee
sounds.

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

"Your goal is going to be to teach your dog
that every time he sees another dog, something
good is going to happen.

So as soon as he notices another dog,

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

you begin to praise like mad and stuff his
face with hot dogs. When the dog is out
of sight, the praise and treats stop."

SEE?

O.K., NHOWE YOU TRY?:

Rememer, it ain't hard to do:

"spin around and start skipping in the
other direction, making chimpanzee
sounds.

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

"Your goal is going to be to teach your dog
that every time he sees another dog, something
good is going to happen.

So as soon as he notices another dog,

Scream "My dog has aggression issues."
They'll avoid you. > :}

you begin to praise like mad and stuff his
face with hot dogs. When the dog is out
of sight, the praise and treats stop." SEE?

Leah Effexor for chronic depression, in denial
about being mentally ill. Has taken
several other mentally ill medications
before settling on effexor for her chronic
mental problems. Recenly changed to
another ANTI PSYCHOTIC prescription.

leah's dog Cubbe attacked her only friend and
tried to attack two children whom she'd played
with till they stepped into her SHOCK ZONE:

"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.

"I know this is a hard subject to bring up without starting the
whole cruelty thread again so I'll state my opinion once and
won't defend it further: any method can be cruel for some
dogs.

Even the slightest punishment was wrong for Cubbe at the
beginning, but we'vecomealongwaysincethen.Shetrusts
us now as I mentioned in a recent post. Point is, she's been
rewarded for coming, but she's never been punished, even in
the mildest way, for not coming.

Is it time for that?

What might I look for to tell?"
"Julia Altshuler" <jaltshuler@comcast.net> wrote in message news:McYnb.45145$ao4.106231@attbi_s51...


"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"

THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES and ASYLUM ESCAPEES.

On accHOWENT of it could become EMBARRASSING:

"She bit me on the nose. That was a true bite.
Not unprovoked, but still a bite. The snarling
and barking was vicious - the bite was a quick
snap, and the cuts weren't deep."

"Once I was holding her bone for her while she
chewed it (something she loves). She mistakenly
put a tooth in my finger instead of the bone."

(Of curse leah FORGOT to mention she JUST
FINISHED her POSSESSION AGGRESSION
CLASSES for two weeks on her pronged spiked
pinch choke collar).

"The other time was something I reported here
because I thought it was funny. I was sitting on
the floor with my supposedly agile, coordinated
BC dancing around me, mouth hanging open
with tongue flopping goofily. She tripped over
my legs and fell tooth-first into my forehead."

"Oh, okay. One more, I guess. When I had only
had her a few days, and she hadn't yet learned
not to nip during play, she jumped up and grabbed
my t-shirt, pinching some skin. It hurt but, again,
there was no blood."

Subject: MAJOR Problem with Madigan:

"And something happened yesterday that I'm not
even ready to talk about. I'm too shocked, overwhelmed,
discouraged, upset... and it's 100% my fault because,
in retrospect, I see how I actually *trained* her to do it. Sigh.

Oh, okay. I said it out loud (or rather, wrote it out loud :},
so I might as well go on... (just changed the subject line,
too, because I fear this will turn into a rather volatile thread
on its own)...

She bit me.

Not nipped me. Bit me. Drew blood. A lot of it.

Left three holes in my nose.

I have never been bitten by a dog before.
Least of all my own puppy.

In fact, I denied it at first. "She didn't bite me,"
I told my husband. "She was just clumsy and
hit me in the nose with her teeth."

"She bit you," he told me. "You have tooth marks."

"I don't know what to do. I somehow took a gentle,
non-violent dog and trained her to bite. Not only that,
but to bite ME in the FACE! How do I address that now?"

"I've had dogs all my adult life, and thought I knew a
lot about them. It's only been since I got Madigan in
January and began training classes, reading books,
and hanging out *here* that I realized how LITTLE I
knew about training them. I made so many mistakes,
especially on my heart dog - my eskie - because he
was the only dog I had who had behavior problems.

He was yelled at, slapped, made to smell his messes
(at least I didn't push his nose IN them) and isolated
for long "time outs." I only wish I had it to do over again."

Whatever. It was JUST WON TIME.


Naaah. THAT ain't what makes you HOWET
to BE STUPID, leah. What makes you STUPID
is to think you know anything abHOWET trainin dogs.

You MURDERED your own DEAD DOG Buck on
accHOWENT of you was TOO LAZY or TOO
MENTALLY ILL to WALK him.


INDEEDY. You did it ARBITRARILY.

THEN YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND.

Yeah. But you don't have the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit
the cunning of the domestic puppy dog even after The
Amazing Puppy Wizard and all HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students all over the
Whole Wild World told you HOWE they done it EZ GENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR FREE, to boot.

YOU CALL THEM LIARS and FORGERIES
by The Amazing Puppy Wizard. You're a liar
a dog abuser a fraud a coward and active
incurable long term MENTAL CASE and The
Amazing Puppy Wizard is fixin to PUT YOU HOWETA this business.


BET YOUR LIFE ON IT.


On accHOWENT of you're a MENTAL CASE, leah.

NO WON in their right mind could TAKE this kinda
ABUSE and NOT GO INSANE, therefore, PROVING
for you, it's a RHOWEND TRIP.

BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

You can't post here abHOWETS nodoGgamenedMOORE.


You mean the lies and animal abuse, leah?


You mean, killfiled by the MENTAL CASES
who choke shock beat intimidate and murder dogs, leah?


On accHOWENT of IT EMBARRASSES and
DISCREDITS and EXXXPOSES you as a lying
dog abusing punk thug coward ACTIVE LONG
TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASE based on
YOUR OWN POSTED CASE HISTORY.

Goin on six, but it's OVER NHOWE, leah.

You're FINISHED.


Naaah, you CONtinue to get MOORE FRIGHTENED.


You mean, the hallmark of the lying dog abusing
punk thug coward mental case, leah.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard didn't come here to
play grabass with lying dog abusing mental cases,
HE came here to IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE DISCREDIT
and DISPATCH them from the face of the earth though
HIS MAGICK.

It'd be IMPOSSIBLE, leah. The Amazing Puppy
Wizard has PROTECTION.

You can't HIDE from your CON-SCIENCE.

That's HOWE COME you TAKE anti psychotic meds.


UNFORTUNATELY, people likeWIZE get The
Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

It's curable. Ask professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >

the puppy wizard

You mean INSTEAD of TRAININ the dog, marcel?

Your own dog bit your Mrs. for takin GARBAGE
HOWETA his MHOWETH. Didn't he.

KUKOO! KUKOO! KUKOO!


wither throw

If they

water pistol

the puppy wizard

WHO IS THE LUNATIC?