It's now a proven fact that it was not humans but cats that flew the
planes into the World Trade Center buildings. This comes after years
of top level investigations by the Dept. of Homeland Secirity, the
FBI, and the CIA. These cats were working for terrorists and
succeeded in killing thousands of innocent people.

If you own cats, beware. The U.S. government is watching you, and
your cat may be a suspect. This is a very serious matter and not to
be taken lightly. If you happen to be the owner of a terrorist cat,
you too are likely to be charged and imprisoned for these acts.
According to our studies, there are hundreds of cats invloved in the
Al Cata terrorism network, and they are located all over the United
States of America and elsewhere around the world.

It is highly recommened that you interrogate any cat which you posess.
If your cat admits, or you suspect that your cat is involved with Al
Cata, please contact your local police and the FBI immediately.

Sincerely,
The FBI

kmp

Cats are smarter that that.....

marvel

does that explain why my cat is always at the computer?

pepperonipizza

I've always thought my cats were terrorists. They have been trying to kill
me, by leaving toys and barf on the stairs for years. They are part of the
axis of evil.

kmp

Probably....

mad dog

|| news:3if9h2drg8l672eor1jqo6bhjequ2bd3qe@4ax.com...
||| It's now a proven fact that it was not humans but cats that flew the
||| planes into the World Trade Center buildings. This comes after
||| years of top level investigations by the Dept. of Homeland
||| Secirity, the FBI, and the CIA. These cats were working for
||| terrorists and succeeded in killing thousands of innocent people.
|||
||| If you own cats, beware. The U.S. government is watching you, and
||| your cat may be a suspect. This is a very serious matter and not to
||| be taken lightly. If you happen to be the owner of a terrorist cat,
||| you too are likely to be charged and imprisoned for these acts.
||| According to our studies, there are hundreds of cats invloved in the
||| Al Cata terrorism network, and they are located all over the United
||| States of America and elsewhere around the world.
|||
||| It is highly recommened that you interrogate any cat which you
||| posess. If your cat admits, or you suspect that your cat is
||| involved with Al Cata, please contact your local police and the FBI
||| immediately.
|||
||| Sincerely,
||| The FBI
|||
|| I've always thought my cats were terrorists. They have been trying
|| to kill me, by leaving toys and barf on the stairs for years. They
|| are part of the axis of evil.

My cats have been taking flying lessons paid for by false credit cards, they
have also been parading around the bedroom with strange packages wired to
their bodies in front of a green flag while their friends video them. Shall
I call my local police to be on the safe side.

--
"A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse, I haven't had a winner in six
months".

MD

pepperonipizza

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Definitely notify the authorities. We, the infidels must protect ourselves
from the threat of a feline jihad. These creatures won't be happy until
we've all either been massacred or converted to their ways.

delvia

In article <3if9h2drg8l672eor1jqo6bhjequ2bd3qe@4ax.com>, info@usa.gov says...

Then maybe the FBI is under atack by the group but different cats to go after
you since you are hot on their trail. My cats are too old and lazy to bother
with you dudes and dudettes. It does make sense and cats are intelligent
enough to achieve this level of cleverness. Delvia>