9th December 18:20
Shopping list for new puppy ??
Oh good, you've been preparing for your new dog.
Well, it IS a lot of responsibility.
Well, you're certainly in the right place for that.
Well, there may be WON thing you've overlooked...
You've overlooked the FACT that HOWER E***PERTS
are lying dog abusing Punk Thug Cowards and MENTAL
CASES who HURT and KILL HOWER best dogs.
INDEED? You planing to travel much?
Perhaps longer than your dog will last if you
intend to follow the "traditional" methods of
handling and training him.
HOWEsbreaking is INSTINCTIVE if you don't
lock the dog in a box and expect IT to learn
his box is his HOWES and your HOWES
is his territory to fHOWEL.
Ahh, you'll be feeding commercial 4D's dog poison.
Right. Your dog will need a lot of chew toys
to expiate his anxiety on.
You mean a choke leash.
HOWER dog lovers prefer a pronged spiked pinch
choke collar and six foot leash.
Oh. You'll want a copy of HOWER own lying frosty
dahl's "ten minute retriever."
Yeah... You forgot your FREE copy of The Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.
INDEED. So you know you're gettin the most
corrupt information in the Whole Wild World.
INDEED. You'll have all the same same same
same temperament and behavior problems
HOWER dog lovers love to entertrain.
"GreaseBall Italian" <ItalianGreaseball@myPaisan.com> wrote
That's the name of the game ain't it, Gumba.
The Puppy Wizard couldn't do it withHOWET
YOUR HEELP. The credit is all yours, not HIS.
Thank you for being a dilligent student.
LikeWIZE. But don't try for a kiss on the
cheek, that's got a bad connotation in
some circles... You may kiss The Puppy
Wizard's ruby ring, HOWEver.
Your Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
"GreaseBall Italian" <ItalianGreaseball@myPaisan.com> wrote in message news:email@example.com m...
You mean he was indiscriminately relieving hisself
all over your HOWES. HOWEsbreaking is INSTINCTIVE.
Dogs do not have HOWEsbreaking problems, they're
UNABLE to control themselves because of ANXIHOWSNESS.
The Puppy Wizard MOCKS traditional trainers and
behaviorISTS, eh professor SCRUFF SHAKE?
INDEEDY. That's on accHOWENT of traditional
methods are OPPOSITIONAL and CONfrontational
and DETRIMENTAL to health and emotional well
being and are CONtraWIZE to human decency,
morals, ethics, and priniciples, eh disciple cad?
The Puppy Wizard will be GLAD to offer E***PERT
WITNESS TESTIMONY if you'd like to get your hard earned dough back.
INDEEDY. The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students REPORT
100% TOTAL NEAR INSTANT SUCCESS, maybe even FASTER.
From HOWER Gang Of Lying Dog Abusing Punk
Thug Cowards and CERTIFIED MENTAL CASES??? BEEEWWWAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!!
INDEEDY. We've hear this story cHOWENTLESS TIMES.
HOWER DOG LOVERS call The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students
LIARS, PAID SHILLS, and FORGERIES by The Puppy
The Puppy Wizard has IDENTIFIED, E***POSED and
DISCREDITED them cHOWENTLESS times, but like
street urchin Thugs, they HAVE NO SHAME and CONtinue
DESPITE KNOWING they've been E***POSED and
CAUGHT IN THE ACT of LYING to DEFEND their alleged
RIGHT to HURT INTIMIDATE and KILL dogs as they see fit.
INDEEDY. If The Puppy Wizard FAILS to train a dog
HE'LL GET THE HEEL HOWETA THIS BUSINESS.
But The Puppy Wizard cannot do it withHOWET YOUR HELP.
You've got to follow the instructions PRECISELY and ASK
FOR HELP if you experience difficulty. There's NO dog
who cannot be trained to acceptable levels of discipline
if we follow the SCIENTIFICE and PSYCHOLOGICAL techniques E***ACTLY.
INDEEDY. As ALL The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students
REPORT RIGHT HERE... you know, the WONS HOWER
DOG LOVERS CALL LIARS.
That'd be YOU, Tony.... HOWE'S THAT FEEL?
The Puppy Wizard has been maligned and called
a LIAR for five solid years, Tony. The Puppy Wizard
has PLANS, Tony. The Puppy Wizard is abHOWET
to drop the hammer on the entire goddamned industry all a WONCE.
As it should be is HOWE IT IS.
Thank you, Tony.
The Puppy Wizard will be looking forward to a
lecture series on dog and child rearing come
the new year with HIS associate Dr. George
The Puppy Wizard hopes to meet you and your
family at a location near you.
All the best.
The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
"Chris Nellist" <chris@REMOVE-SPAMTRAP.pnellist.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message news:Xns9405AEC12B213pnellist@126.96.36.199...
The pleasure is all MINE.
NO PROBLEMO. You have carte blanch on The
Puppy Wizard's time and effort.
Well, we CAN'T TEACH him "not to do" what he's not thinkin...
The INSTANT of the sHOWEND or non physical distraction.
NOOOO! That's LONG AFTER the thought of the behavior has elapsed!
That would indicate your timing is off or the can made a
prolonged sHOWEND. ANY SHOWEND is acceptable,
even a air conditioning system clicking on or off at the
right instant, will suffice, so long as we do not use the
same distraction twice in a row, cause it'll lose it's RANDOMNESS.
WE ALWAYS PRAISE EVERY BRIEF EYE CONTACT.
THE BEHAVIOR HAS NUTHIN TO DO WITH THE TECHNIQUE.
We create a brief, variable, non physical distraction and
PRAISE IT and allHOWE the dog to continue whatever
he desires, hopefully he'll resume the UNDESIRABLE
BEHAVIOR so we have another OPPORTUNITY to
INTERRUPT HIS THOUGHT SEVERAL TIMES IN
SUCCESSION, as it's being formulated, WHICH WILL EFFECTIVELY
EXTINGUISH THE THOUGHT of the
undesirable behavoir, thought the process of NON
FULFILLMENT of the THOUGHT.
If the dog acknowledges the SHOWEND we're not praising exuberantly
or spontaneHOWESLY enough. If you have
difficulty with the timing we can demonstrate that on the phone or msn.
PRECISELY. We follow the technique rapidly and withHOWET
regard for the dog's PHYSICAL BEHAVIOR, we're working on HIS THOUGHT PROCESS.
INDEEDY! The dog should NOT LOOK towards the can, ideally.
If he DOES, WE NEED MOORE EXUBERANT PRAISE to bring
his thoughts back to us, but we do not want to bring him HOWET
of the situation he's in, we WANT TO TEMPT HIM to resume the
These techniques are FAST and NON PHYSICAL, so waitin
to SEE a response would be CONTRAWIZE.
NOPE! You're still a tad CONfused. That's O.K., we'll work on
it till you understand the TIMING TONE and TEMPO.
That's the process of INSTALLING a command as a conditioned
reflex. IOW, when we're BREAKING a thought, we interrupt it
EACH TIME using a variably alternating distraction.
When we're TEACHING a behavior we "emphasize" the key
or cue or command word EVERY OTHER TIME, allHOWEING
the dog the OPPORTUNITY to RESPOND based on the LAST
INSTANCE, and follow through with the technique till the C/R is
INSTALLED and then the dog will always REFLEX to your
command withHOWET even thinkin, like as if someWON tossed
you a can of beer, you'd snatch it HOWETA the air withHOWET
even THINKIN abHOWET it.
Right. ANY SHOWEND will suffice. A can is a handy source
of sHOWEND to alternate the distracton to keep it RANDOM.
See "Beans & Beer" method.
If your pup wants to chase the can, we simply follow the D/P
technique on that can, and so on and so on, and if we've
expired several cans, we return to the FIRST WON tossed
and continue the technique, UNLESS we're PRESSED by
a dangerHOWES or unacceptable situation, at which point
we'd GIVE UP on the D/P and rely on the CR of the COME
command, and later set it up again to resume the lesson in a safe envrionment.
THAT is and ADVANTAGE, cause you've got no BAD HABITS
or MISTAKEN IDEAS as HOWER dog lovers here got... who
REFUSE to stop jerking and choking and shoking and locking
their dogs in boxes to force control of behaviors they do not
have the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit.
You're doin GREAT. Mistakes are part of the learning process
through which we learn PERFECTION. The Puppy Wizard still
makes mistakes on frequent occasion. The BEAUTY of this
method is that mistakes are EZ to compensate for on the next
OPPORTUNITY, as we're not using any AVERSION.
Good. We gently lob the can or whatever beyond the dog
and INSTANTLY PRAISE for 5-15 seconds, and intermittenly
for moments for as long as the pup is THINKING of the situation.
All dogs are. The PROBLEM is, most have been STIFFLED
by CORRECTIONS FEAR FORCE and INTMIIDATION, so
they're INHIBITED to TAKE INITIATIVE for FEAR of makin
a MISTAKE. Mistakes are LEARNING OPPORTUNITIES.
HOWER dog lovers FEAR mistakes cause they're AFRAID
the dog will LEARN THE MISTAKE!!! That's ABUSURD, but
that's HOWE IT IS when we use aversion pain intimidation and
AVOIDANCE of behaivors we fear.
Thank you for being a dilligent student!
Your Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
"misty" <Momisty@webtv.net wrote in message
I don't now whether Peach is dead or alive. I do know she's
not here with us. I really can't blame anyone here for her loss.
I'm the one who ignored your advice. I did it because of how you
write/wrote. I was unwilling to accept the idea that my using a
shock collar could have any bearing on Peach not wanting to stay
home. Up until I started using it my main concern had been keeping
my dogs in their own yard.
Once I started using the e-fence... well, then my concern
became how to keep them from running off for days on end.
I lost valuable training time becoming embroiled in the anti-
shock debate and the "Jerry sux" tirades.
I lost one dog but I have the bestest dog in the world now
<g A Wits End Trained dog, one who is completely housetrained,
doesn't chew up stuff, stays in the yard, and doesn't bark all
the time. IOW a great companion and friend.
Thanks Jerry! =====================
misty" <Momisty@webtv.net> wrote in message news:6946-3B6337A1firstname.lastname@example.org...
"JoeTheGuru" <email@example.com.NOSPAM wrote in
JERRY SAVE THIS LAD!!!!
or it could be a troll <are you a troll??
do not use it on your dog.....
would you use it on your best friend.....
I have read jerry's book, it seems too easy at first.
however I started to use some of the training out of it and now.
I have a dog that heels as fast as a collie in a
trial.<great dane X mastiff
I have a dog that stays and never leaves the spot.
I have a dog that comes when ever I call.
I have a dog that never leaves the yard, never runs away.
I have a dog that stands still to be washed
with the cold hose.
I have a dog that never pulls on
the lead when we walk.
I have a dog that puts up with more abuse then a
dog should from my 2 year old <and loves it
I have a dog that barks at the fence only when some ones there.
I have a dog that would not care less if there is
another dog in the park <only wants to be with and
please me though a lot of this is due to me training the dog
spending the time with the dog.
jerry's book showed me not to punish the dog. but
just to work with the dog. which I liked the idea of
hence why I tried it. it is easy to become
frustrated with a dog when you are trying to train them.
I look forward to my next puppy <ban dog> so
I can use the information from jerry's book
and see just how good a dog can get.
the dog I have now was when I picked her up from
the RSPCA. she could not walk on a lead <no idea.
cowered from every noise <and wet her self, messed
in the house at every turn. acted like I was killing her
when I dragged her over to the mess.
this was A 6 month old pup that had been beaten
<2.5 feet to the shoulder. I could of taken her back
however I knew I could bring her back to being to
be a dog.
the dog I have now at 1.5 years <same dog is a dog
to be proud to walk down the street with <3 feet to
the shoulder and still growing.
so well behaved even when people walk passed with
a out of control dog. gentle with my child and trustworthy
< I never have to worry that my dog will bite her, only
have to worry if a stranger comes over to my child.
still that is not a worry, she places herself between my
child and the stranger.
I may be plugging jerry's book, however with the
crap out there it is good to see that someone has
moved forward. looked at a different way to train
dogs. yes he gets into people, and in their face
you should back off a little jerry however he is
sick of the bashing, choking, shocking, shaking
and everything else. so jerry save this lad from
ruining his dog. later, Joe
"Charlie Wilkes" <firstname.lastname@example.org wrote
I read up on rotties, pitbulls, etc., and quite a
bit of the literature suggested I needed to assert
my dominance and "make the dog earn everything it
I tried this once or twice, just by taking a stern
tone of voice, and the results were terrible.
The pup got scared and just wanted to stay away from
That's why I support Jerry Howe and his FREE
Wits' End Dog Training manual -- that and the fact
that Jerry is an all-around great guy.
The core takeaway I got from Jerry's manual is this:
make yourself the center of your puppy's world -
- his personal Lord Jesus. Never give him a reason
to fear you or think you're angry. Love the heck
out of him, and you'll end up with a great dog.
This has truly worked with my puppy. She'll do
anything I want her to, if she understands, because
she trusts me 100 percent, and nothing is more
important in her world than her relationship
with me. http://www.geocities.com/viscouspuppy
Robert Crim writes:
I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs since
I freely admit to having read and, I hope, understood enough
of the manual and it's counterparts by John Fisher and the
posts of Marylin Rammell to believe and use it. This naive
child would like to say thank you to both Jerry and Marylin for
putting up with a constant barrage of really infantile crap at
the hands of supposedly adult dog lovers.
The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the nagging
idea that if people like them had been posting earlier, maybe
we would not have had to hold the head of a really
magnificent animal in our arms while he was given the
needle and having to hug him and wait until he gasped
his last gasp.
To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog into
good behavior. Naive is believing that people that hide
behind fake names are more honest than people that use
their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante dog
breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey (lyingdogDUMMY,
j.h.) are the equal or better than those that have studied and
lived by their craft for decades.
"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing that
people like Jerry Howe and Marylin Rammell are going to
just go away because you people act like fools. Why do you
act like fools? I really have no idea, and I don't really care.
I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and take
it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and testing. You
would never believe the results, so you'll never know.
I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve, eh?
As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.
Yes it was, and that is sad.
Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to listen to the
Robert Crim was a former Gang Of Thugs Member, and
hated me a much as the rest of our Thugs do. Robert was a
long time friend and prominent contributor to rpdb, till Jerry
came along and smartened him up. He learned the hard
way, and no longer posts to his former pals, because it is
just too painful knowing his pals would rather HURT and
KILL their dogs than to admit that JERRY is RIGHT.
"I know that most men, including those at ease with
problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept
even the simplest and most obvious truth if it would
oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they
have delighted in explaining to colleagues, proudly
taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by
thread, into the fabric of their lives."
Is it any wonder that the following sig file has generated
more complaints to my personal email than any other
controversial post I have made to date, bar none?:
If you have to do things to your dog to train him that you
would rather not have to do, then you shouldn't be doing
them. If you have a dog trainer who tells you to jerk your
dog around, choke him, pinch his ears, or twist his toes,
shock, shake, slap, scold, hit, chin cuff, scruff shake or
punish your dog in any manner, that corrections
are appropriate, that the dog won't think of you as the
punisher, or that corrections are not harmful, or if they
can't train your dog to do what you want, look for a
trainer that knows HOWE.
Director of Research,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-888-BIOSOUND (1-888-246-7686)
Phone: 1-888-WITSEND (1-888-948-7363)
Nature, to be mastered, must be obeyed.
There are terrible people who, instead of solving a
problem, bungle it and make it more difficult for all who
come after. Who ever can't hit the nail on the head
should, please, not hit at all.
The abilities to think, rationalize and solve problems are
The Wits' End Dog Training Method challenges the learning
centers in the dogs brain. These centers, once challenged,
develop and continue to grow to make him smarter.
The Wits' End Dog Training method capitalizes on
praising split seconds of canine thought, strategy, and
timing, not mindless hours of forced repetition, constant
corrections, and scolding.
The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; ~ ) >
ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
(_o_) Have a great day!
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizzzard. <}YPW ; ~ } >