the puppy wizard

HOWEDY marie,

That's EZ. All you gotta do is teach Macula
to pee on the weeds and they'll die. Should
take abHOWET a week to train her to search
and destroy.

Just follow the instructions in your FREE
copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual and ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard
if you need any additional FREE heelp.

The Weed Wizard. <{} : ~ ) >


all critters,

lack of

ever-lovin' garbage

can borrow?

"domestic

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY liea,

Perhaps we can make a group weeding quilt.

Charlie, got any ideas?

The Weed Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

would

years, and

few

leaf out

insist that

all sorts

the puppy wizard

Plantin vegetables in front is as bad as top postin.

It's disrespectful, actually.

And inconsiderate.

But this is NORMAL:

"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.

You could just plant veggies and tie your
dog HOWET front and noWON would notice
the garden:

"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"

Have a mentally healthy day.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
"FurPaw" <furpawnewsdog@comcast.net> wrote in message news:--GdnbAQEoYFRDLdRVn-tA@comcast.com...


Rather

of

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY marcel the imbecile idiot liar
dog abuser phd psychoclHOWEN,


news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.0405270557130.64609@tesla.blue marble.net>...


shelly WON, marcel. Ain't you prHOWED.


INDEED. You're still havin problems with
your dog Mooglie. Last we heard, your
Mooglie was grHOWELIN at your brother
for two weeks when he visited you and
then Mooglie bit your Mrs., who should
be long gone by NHOWE, since her
immigration papers are final.

Yeah. You been followin the story of dogsnuts
dog attackin her? What do you susppose makes
a dog do stuff like THAT, marcel?

Hey? You remember when Mooglie grHOWELED
at you for carrying the Sunday paper?


Too bad they couldn't teach you in university
to HOWEtwit the cunning of the domestic
puppy dog, eh marcel?

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change, Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Would
Not Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs, As Taught In Your FREE
Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual."

Disciple Paulie Writes:

I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them
they are good dogs and they seem to follow me, once
I told them they were bad dogs and they ran away from
me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
they always are, always.

Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say "good dog"
sincerely at the end of the request and I bet you'll
find your dog thinking then responding everytime.

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies
to every aspect of the relationship with your dog.

Obedience and affection are not related, if they were
everyone would have obedient dogs.

Paul.

========================

Disciple Paulie Sez: "No One Understands How Wits
End Training Really Works, They Assume It's All Nicey
Nicey And don't Realise It's A Very Disciplined Method
That Deals With Any Situation And The Foundation Is
Built On Trust And Understanding."

Two HOWETA three Pauls PREFER NOT HURTIN
DOGS as The Puppy Wizard teaches in HIS FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

Here's two Pauls:

Date: 5/22/03 11:24:35 PM Eastern
Daylight Time
From: p@cfl.rr.com
To: Witsenddog@aol.com

Well, let me tell you, your Wits' End
Dog Training Method works.

My dog, Dasie, Loves to chase chameleons
around the barbecue on the patio. I
used this system on four different occasions.

When she went out today, she looked
everywhere else but the barbecue.
Amazing, just amazing.

I will write to Amanda about the video.

I am really excited to learn more, and
understand. Maybe just a little reassurance
that I am going about it the right way.

Thanks again
Paul =============================

Here's a couple of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students tellin you HOWE they done it EZ GENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR FREE:
"The Puppy Wizard" <ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net> schreef inbericht newsLpzb.2640$Qd6.1560@newsread1.news.atl.earthl ink.net...

My dog (a 1 year old Yellow Lab) was biting his tail
at the root (Vet said his **** gland was blocked, and
was causing an itch).

After squeezing it, he still wouldn't stop biting his
tail. The vet advised a neck-funnel (don't know wat
you US-guy's call those) so he couldn't reach his butt.

I hate those things, i think they will drive a dog nuts.

I tried the wits end method. (difficult to read such a long
textfile if English is not your native language) Luckily this
is without all the "HOWE's" etc.so at least it's readable for
somebody like me.

The minute he started to bite i trew my key's
next to him on the floor, and praised him (he
stopped biting and looked up when he heard
the sound) I did this 7 times,

after that the tailbiting completely stopped.
Just give the wits end method a try.

One of the possible downloadlocations
is http://www.doggydoright.com/id3.html


Hennie van Dalen http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11 ----------------------------
"Paul B" <abcde@clear.net.nz> schreef in bericht news:3ff50d83@clear.net.nz...

The same thing worked with my lab licking/chewing
problem too. He had an itch due to blocked **** glands
and started chewing and licking his tail at the root.

After the glands were squeezed, and the itch was
gone he still wouldn't stop. (because the place he
chewed raw was itching)

After some training (roughly the same methode as
yours) he stopped.

--
Hennie van Dalen
http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fotografie/doggy-pictures/ --------------------------------------
"Hennie van Dalen" <h.vandalen11***removethis***@chello.nl>
wrote in message news:TlsCb.2895$7U1.7896@amstwist00...

RTFM is age-old computer lingo.... It stands for "Read The F***ing
Manual" ;-) I used the manual and it works
very good!

But it is a long text to read (76 pages printed on
A4-size paper) My lab is 1year old now, and teaching
him something new takes about 30minutes
(depending on what to teach offcourse)

My other dog (a 7year old staffordshire terrier-mix) is a bit
slower in learning, but he is used to me calling him a "bad
dog"whenever he did something i didn't want him to do, or
it might be the age.

Sometimes it looks like Sam (the lab) WANTS to learn
something new: he wants me to bring along the can
filled with washers whenever we go for a walk. It is a
very "humane" way of teaching: the dog is allways a
"good dog", and never a "bad dog"

There is nu punishment or prong-collars involved.

For a fact i tought him to heel in 15min's without
beeing on a leach at-all !!! When he spotted a dog,
he used to run towards it, but now i tought him to "ask
permission" first, and to my surprise it worked!

My dogs never went to puppy-training (lucky for them),
maybe this helped too.

Manual can be found at http://www.doggydoright.com/id3.html

-- Hennie van Dalen http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11 http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fotografie/doggy-pictures/
"Ted Rumple" <rumplemint@kalbar.net> wrote in message news:30aa784b.0309290208.135e9ab1@posting.google.c om...

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY marcel the imbecile idiot liar
dog abuser phd psychoclHOWEN,


news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.0405270557130.64609@tesla.blue marble.net>...


shelly WON, marcel. Ain't you prHOWED.


INDEED. You're still havin problems with
your dog Mooglie. Last we heard, your
Mooglie was grHOWELIN at your brother
for two weeks when he visited you and
then Mooglie bit your Mrs., who should
be long gone by NHOWE, since her
immigration papers are final.

Yeah. You been followin the story of dogsnuts
dog attackin her? What do you susppose makes
a dog do stuff like THAT, marcel?

Hey? You remember when Mooglie grHOWELED
at you for carrying the Sunday paper?


Too bad they couldn't teach you in university
to HOWEtwit the cunning of the domestic
puppy dog, eh marcel?

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change, Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Would
Not Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs, As Taught In Your FREE
Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual."

Disciple Paulie Writes:

I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them
they are good dogs and they seem to follow me, once
I told them they were bad dogs and they ran away from
me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
they always are, always.

Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say "good dog"
sincerely at the end of the request and I bet you'll
find your dog thinking then responding everytime.

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies
to every aspect of the relationship with your dog.

Obedience and affection are not related, if they were
everyone would have obedient dogs.

Paul.

========================

Disciple Paulie Sez: "No One Understands How Wits
End Training Really Works, They Assume It's All Nicey
Nicey And don't Realise It's A Very Disciplined Method
That Deals With Any Situation And The Foundation Is
Built On Trust And Understanding."

Two HOWETA three Pauls PREFER NOT HURTIN
DOGS as The Puppy Wizard teaches in HIS FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

Here's two Pauls:

Date: 5/22/03 11:24:35 PM Eastern
Daylight Time
From: p@cfl.rr.com
To: Witsenddog@aol.com

Well, let me tell you, your Wits' End
Dog Training Method works.

My dog, Dasie, Loves to chase chameleons
around the barbecue on the patio. I
used this system on four different occasions.

When she went out today, she looked
everywhere else but the barbecue.
Amazing, just amazing.

I will write to Amanda about the video.

I am really excited to learn more, and
understand. Maybe just a little reassurance
that I am going about it the right way.

Thanks again
Paul =============================

Here's a couple of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students tellin you HOWE they done it EZ GENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR FREE:
"The Puppy Wizard" <ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net> schreef inbericht newsLpzb.2640$Qd6.1560@newsread1.news.atl.earthl ink.net...

My dog (a 1 year old Yellow Lab) was biting his tail
at the root (Vet said his **** gland was blocked, and
was causing an itch).

After squeezing it, he still wouldn't stop biting his
tail. The vet advised a neck-funnel (don't know wat
you US-guy's call those) so he couldn't reach his butt.

I hate those things, i think they will drive a dog nuts.

I tried the wits end method. (difficult to read such a long
textfile if English is not your native language) Luckily this
is without all the "HOWE's" etc.so at least it's readable for
somebody like me.

The minute he started to bite i trew my key's
next to him on the floor, and praised him (he
stopped biting and looked up when he heard
the sound) I did this 7 times,

after that the tailbiting completely stopped.
Just give the wits end method a try.

One of the possible downloadlocations
is http://www.doggydoright.com/id3.html


Hennie van Dalen http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11 ----------------------------
"Paul B" <abcde@clear.net.nz> schreef in bericht news:3ff50d83@clear.net.nz...

The same thing worked with my lab licking/chewing
problem too. He had an itch due to blocked **** glands
and started chewing and licking his tail at the root.

After the glands were squeezed, and the itch was
gone he still wouldn't stop. (because the place he
chewed raw was itching)

After some training (roughly the same methode as
yours) he stopped.

--
Hennie van Dalen
http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fotografie/doggy-pictures/ --------------------------------------
"Hennie van Dalen" <h.vandalen11***removethis***@chello.nl>
wrote in message news:TlsCb.2895$7U1.7896@amstwist00...

RTFM is age-old computer lingo.... It stands for "Read The F***ing
Manual" ;-) I used the manual and it works
very good!

But it is a long text to read (76 pages printed on
A4-size paper) My lab is 1year old now, and teaching
him something new takes about 30minutes
(depending on what to teach offcourse)

My other dog (a 7year old staffordshire terrier-mix) is a bit
slower in learning, but he is used to me calling him a "bad
dog"whenever he did something i didn't want him to do, or
it might be the age.

Sometimes it looks like Sam (the lab) WANTS to learn
something new: he wants me to bring along the can
filled with washers whenever we go for a walk. It is a
very "humane" way of teaching: the dog is allways a
"good dog", and never a "bad dog"

There is nu punishment or prong-collars involved.

For a fact i tought him to heel in 15min's without
beeing on a leach at-all !!! When he spotted a dog,
he used to run towards it, but now i tought him to "ask
permission" first, and to my surprise it worked!

My dogs never went to puppy-training (lucky for them),
maybe this helped too.

Manual can be found at http://www.doggydoright.com/id3.html

-- Hennie van Dalen http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11 http://www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fotografie/doggy-pictures/
"Ted Rumple" <rumplemint@kalbar.net> wrote in message news:30aa784b.0309290208.135e9ab1@posting.google.c om...

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY marcel the imbecile idiot liar dog abuser
phd psychoclHOWEN,


news:<Fri94F7D2391A798australianshepherdca@rocky-dog.com>...

Yeah. Read The Amazing Puppy Wizard's posts
to marcel pryor to his dog biting his Mrs. and her
runnin HOWET on him.


That's EZ. Mrs. marcel needed to get married
to get her immigraton papers. She's done with
that NHOWE and don't need marcel noMOORE.


Right. We was talkin abHOWET marcel's
wife getting bit by his fearful dog.


INDEEDY. Your Mrs. run HOWET on you soon
as her paperwork went through.


BWEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

The Amazing Puppy Wizard sez you can't
post here abHOWETS noMOORE cause
you're a liar, a dog abuser, and a mental case.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ;~ ) >

Subject: Just A Couple Simple Rules...
Date: 2004-04-29 08:33:52 PST

HOWEDY People,

Here's HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy
Wizard SEZ "You Can't Post Here AbHOWETS NogoddamnedMOORE."

Date: 2003-01-11 11:38:24 PST HOWEDY Soup,
ceo@dogtv.com (michael) wrote in <3E1F4843.4090800@dogtv.com>:

EZ Soup. A little birdie told me HOWE.

WELL, maybe it was MOORE than listening to the birdies.
The birdies got a nice take on it though. Truth be known,
The Puppy Wizard is only doin what HIS DADDY taught
HIM when HE wuz just a Little Wizzer.

The Puppy Wizard's DADDY sez you don't HURT
DUMB ANIMALS cause they can't defend themselves,
they ain't MAN, they don't know right from wrong.

GOT IT?

The Puppy Wizard's DADDY used to TEACH HIS Baby
HOWE to KNOW Right, from Wrong. It's not EZ, cause
there's always things which mitigate situations, so often
the line LOOKS GREY.

That's the HARD PART. Cause if you err WON side or
thother, you defeat the puporse and sacrifice your value
judgements and then you've got GUILT at not maybe
havin had lived up to your or someWON you CARE
about's expectations or maybe losing favor with you.

Just like if you train a dog BAD. That's HOWE COME
tara o. aka tee COULDN'T let The Puppy Wizard PAY trainsportation
to let HER DEAD DOG Summer LIVE.

tara o. aka tee HAD to KILL Summer cause if SHE turned
out O.K. in two days like Valerie's Dalmatian and Nevyn's
two 3 y.o. fighting PBxKelpie sisters in 23 DAYS, Kay Pierce
and her LIVE dog Hunter in 3 weeks, Lynn and her dogs,
Linda, Amanda, Lisa B, Robert Crim and all the rest, she'd
LOOK like a goddamned MENTAL CASE.

Wouldn't she.

The PRO trainers dogs take LONGER to rehabilitate
cause it takes LONGER to rebuild TRUST than DEVELOP IT.

That's HOWE COME The Puppy Wizard's DOGS
have NEVER SEEN HIM frown on them, cause The
Puppy Wizard KNOWS, should HE put SHAME on
them, they'll ACT HUMAN, and they may HURT HIM.

That's the Nature of the Beast, Soup.

True. This isn't about me or you, this is about right
thinkin Vs wrong thinking. That means there can be NO
GRAY areas, it truly HAS TO BE blackman an white cause
THAT'S just HOWE IT IS, like it or NOT.

The Puppy Wizard didn't MAKE the rules, HE just works
HARD to abide by what HIS DADDY taught HIM when HE
was just a Little Wizzer. Just a couple simple rules are
all you got to abide by in DOG TRAINING to get that
PERFECT DOG goddamned near INSTANLY as The
Puppy Wizard's 100% NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
students REPORT RIGHT HERE, the WONS our theological
esthetician disciple cad sez are FORGERIES, PAID SHILLS,
and LIARS.

The Puppy Wizard HAS MADE HISTORY, Soup.

The Puppy Wizard HAS PROVEN beyond a Shadow
of a doubt that all behavior problems are caused by
mishandlin.

Check it out, Soup...if you go an ask The Puppy Wizard
sumthin like "duh-ohhh, umm HOWE ABOUT BRAIN
TUMORS? HUNH? THEY AREN'T CAUSED!!!!! NEENER NEENERR," well then,
The Puppy Wizard's gonna say "so,
when are they gonna operate on you tumor, hunh? huhn?
hunh?"

We're over that BS, Soup. There's no MOORE
"TRAININ TOOLS" debate and DEFINITIONS
of PAIN or CONSEQUENCES or PUNISHMENT
or COERSION, INTIMIDATION, FEAR, CORRECTIONS
of ANY KIND, WITHOLDING, REJECTION, or ANYTHING WHICH MAKES YOU
SAD!!!

Cause THAT causes shame, and that causes GUILT.
The GUILT HURTS because we are SHAMED. That
makes us VERY VERY VERY DEFENSIVE, cause if
you E***POSE the etiology of the problem you get
the opportunity to see yourself as somethin MOORE
UGLY and MOORE CRUEL than would be ACCEPTABLE amongst DECENT
society.

So, THAT'S HOWE COME they gather HERE, where
as The Puppy Wizard's DADDY sez: "BIRDS of a feather,
shit the goddamned bed together."

That's HOWE COME The Puppy Wizard's DADDY
always sez "You're JUDGED BY the COMPANY YOU
KEEP." And THAT'S HOWE COME The Puppy Wizard's
DADDY ALWAYS SEZ: "When you lie with PIGS'S,
you're gonna awaken STINKIN LIKE EM."

The Puppy Wizard LOVES pigs, and HIS PIG taught
The Puppy Wizard that a PIG is a LOT smarter than
a dog...

So, actually The Puppy Wizard owes much of HIS
success to Alice D. PIG. What a critter. Strooong~!
And talk about EATIN?? Whew! Ate nuff for three
Danes! ESCAPED ANYTHING!

The Puppy Wizard had HIS hands FULL with her allrighty.
You COULDN'T take 2, they's so BAD. But figger it out,
Soup. The SMARTER the critter the HARDER to train
and control cause they got FREE WILL.

HOWE you gonna MAKE a dog or a man COME when
he thinks he's got a shot at FREEDOM. That's HOWE
COME our DOG LOVERS wanna neuter, they're afraid
if there's a bitch in heat three miles away an intact male
would run away to mate.

That's malarkey, the dog is gonna be SATISFIED, WON
way or thother, cause THAT'S JUST HOWE IT IS.

So, like The Puppy Wizard's student Charlie Wilkes sez:

"That's why I support Jerry Howe and his FREE
Wits' End Dog Training manual -- that and the fact
that Jerry is an all-around great guy."

Couldn't help dooin that, Soup... The Puppy Wizard
jut GOTTA RUB IT IN a little, don't you think that
would be the just desserts of the fruit of HIS works?

IMAGINE HOWE THEY GOTTA FEEL NOW. Painful
to watch, ain't it, Soup? Although The Puppy Wizard
BROUGHT IT, The Puppy Wizard didn't WANT to
have the LAST LAUGH on account of it would have
been SO MUCH NICER had HOWER DOG LOVERS
not fought NOT HURTING DOGS and studied THEIR
FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual. They'd have been
working their dogs to a T.

You think The Puppy Wizard wants to see ill trained
poorly handled dogs on the street gettin run down
and runnin throught doors to bolt afer a kat or
a ROO (bbwwwahhaaa!) and gettin pulled down
and bustin ribs like suja, carol levie, and di, the
Three STOODGES, or eatin poison and jumpin
their shock fences like the rest of these imbecile's
dogs?

booby maida sendz carol to his COMPETITIOR, sez he's
got regular classes for aggression. Damed dog comes
outta the "class" TURNIN ON HER!!!

E***ACTLY HOWE The Puppy Wizard SAID IT
WAS GONNA GO.

Some dogs break EZ. HOWER sindy sadist MOOREON
never earned her lying title cause she never DENIED her
'work,' she just offered to SUE The Puppy Wizard for
COYPRIGHT INFRINGEMENT so's to prevent US from
e***amining her work and showin HOWE mistaken she is.

She sez "Opposition reflex? I break that."

Well yeah, and it took her SIX MONTHS to HURT Heshy
enough to MAKE HIM COME!!! The Puppy Wizard's
students get a 100% RELIABLE INSTANT RECALL in
about WON HOWER...

Ask ANY of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students. They
won't lie Soup, not to protect me, that'd violate their
dog's TRUST.

Like Charlie sez:

"The core takeaway I got from Jerry's manual is this:
make yourself the center of your puppy's world -
- his personal Lord Jesus. Never give him a reason
to fear you or think you're angry. Love the heck
out of him, and you'll end up with a great dog."

Disciple Charlie wrote in WON day with an aggressive
dog problem, HIS dog was SCARIN HIM. He's got FAMILY
and stuff and he's sweatin HIS beautful dog goin off
on someWON someHOWE and gettin DEAD OVER IT.

Folks like THAT are The Puppy Wizard's BEST STUDENTS
cause they're studying not on account of their pals all doin
it or trying to get points and ribbons, they be fighting save
their KID, just like The Puppy Wizard's DADDY did.

The Puppy Wizard's DADDY would let NOTHING BAD
happen to HIS Little Baby Jesus. So, Charlie figgered
it out FAST EZ an FREE. And THAT'S the BEST PART,
ain't it, Soup... goddamned tootin.

Professora Daniel an Sunshine and The Puppy Wizard
passed the day talking bout these matters. HER specilaty
is community healh and wefare. We agree that everything
taught by our experts is exactly as The Puppy Wizard has
PROVEN, to be DEAD WRONG.

And The Puppy Wizard has DO***ENTATION
AND EVIDENCE to PROVE IT.

Lind and Sunshine had invested SEVENTY HOWERS
of formal training private group and at PURDUE.

If you recall The Puppy Wizard's reposting of Misty's
submission of the study on OCD at purdue? I reviewed
every word and pointed out every error in judgement.

That's HOWE The Puppy Wizard KNOWS what's goin
down behind the sceens which triggers the dog to respond
in typically similar manners according to the precipitator.

All you got to do is hear the student's complaint and
then FORGET about the ISSUE cause the ISSUE is
PROBABLY a sham, a negative attention gettin device.
Not a problem!~ Pull the dog's ability to pull your chin
and the dog won't do that no MOORE cause YOU are
not causing ANXIETY which is the ONLY REASON the
dog WILL NOT DO AS HE'S ASKED.

So, the experts are gonna say you can't let the dog NOT
DO STUFF. Right, The Puppy Wizard has trained attack
dogs for four decades. Can't afford to train dogs to bite and
put them in HOWESES with KIDS cause THAT'S SCARY!!

Well, TRAINING them IS SCARY, cause The Puppy Wizard
ALWAYS worries the first couple lessons cause we haven't
had ENOUGH TRAINING to have taught the dog DISCRIMINATION.

Ooops! Smart dogs??? Unh unh... the e***perts who can't
OUTWIT the cunning of the domestic puppy dog are now
gonna tell US the DOG ain't bright enough to FIGGER IT
HOWET just like you or me?

Hey, SOMETIMES people fire at dogs because they're
SCARED, and sometimes dogs bite innocent passers by
because of THE DOG IS BAD AND HE'S UNTRUSTWORTHY...

Is that so? HOWE COME liea altshullers dog Cubbe assaulted
KIDS on the way outta her HOWES? That's always bugged The
Puppy Wizard, as had other propensities in other trainer's
dogs which HOWER dogs NEVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH.

The adolescent rebellious stage is CAUSED BY OPPOSITION.
Don't oppose scold shame threaten embarrass insult reject
admonish cuss... HAVE NUNOFIT.

And then follow the PHYSICAL handling techniques
TAUGHT in your FREE copy of The FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual and CONDITION the
dog to praise according to the exercises... THEN you
put on the lead and teach the dog the PERIMETER of
the lead. Dog's learn distances EZ. They'll learn to go
full tilt an stop at X feet, not because of the fence.

Test it out if you like, it'll take a litte extra work, but
we can PROVE everything we do is gonna have a
predictable reflexive or instinctive reaction according
to the options available...

Figger it out, we got a puppy and a living room with
a dining room off of it, the kitchen and some book
shelves a pair or two of shoes on the floor a couple
couches a couple EZ chairs the whole nine yards. HOWE
many things can a little puppy DESTROY if you didn't
OOGLE HIM lookin to CATCH IT IN THE ACT?

NOW YOU UNDERSTAND HOWE COME WE
TRAIN OUR BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS?

If not, just ask and we'll examine it closer. We got the
puppy cruising around the HOWES as we chill out and
keep a subtle peek on the pup, like as if he was trained
and you didn't worry but as all NON TOXIC parents and
trainers, WE WORRRRRRY FOREVER...

The anmial abusers don't WORRY, THEY CORRRECT.
So, that's HOWE COME they got their troubles.

The REASON they CAN'T SUCCEED, is CAUSE NOWON TAUGHT THEM HOWE to
correct behaviors without becoming negatively involved in them.
The "controversy" about the use of "NO" in The Puppy Wizard's
manual was not the text, it was
the reader's context, an oversight on behalf of The Half Human
Puppy Wizard.

Being as IN THE TEXT it sez NO use of NO for corrections,
that didn't MEAN you can't use the word in conversation.
In the H&C exercise, the instructions was to tell the
dog no when he was looking away and INSTANTLY tell him
good boy and break your attention and let him cruize
around and just continue like that till the only thing
to do is come over to you cause there's nothin goin on
but you talking NICE to him.

Allow his attention to wander again and say
no, good boy, and continue in a very gentle
conversational tone to "shut him off" from to
anything ouside of the 9' radius. There was no
intent to COMMAND the dog's attention, we don't
want him LOOKIN AT US, we want him to walk around
and relax and eventually sit next to us lookin to
go somewhere.

The dog lovers started screamin like as if we was
making those dangerous sounds with a can or boomin
flatuate. NO BIG DEAL...so "no" was revised and taken
out. IT MAKES IT HARDER, but it also prevents someone
from accidentally ringin Ziggy's bell in PUPPYS mind an
mabye HIS feelings might be bruised, and that WOULD HAVE
made the difference with Starry... the most fearful dog
The Puppy Wizard has ever seen.

Took 6 DAYS to have her working like a trained K9.

Ask Crystal, she's written a very detailed case history
of the 4 trainers she went thru PRYOR to The Puppy
Wizard. The dog was SO SENSITIVE to collar corrections
that just holdin the slack of the lead taught but not
tight, you'd feel the reflex just before she started
DIGGIN OUT and she'd cruize full tilt in circles for
several minutes totally outta control and would bite.

The HARDEST The Puppy Wizard EVER WORKED was
standin in the HOWES with Starry on lead and not even
breathin cause her tension was over ampin her. I was
afraid she was gonna have a coronary or stroke. She'd
go into her crate and collapse and totally shut down,
coming out even MOORE FEARFUL for each confinement
to the box.

When Starry left The Puppy Wizard's HOWES Crystal was
instructed not to crate the dog noMOORE cause she don't
NEED it. The Puppy Wizard also advised Crystal that it's
been her habit to crate her dog so if she DOES use it
and there should be a PROBLEM, The Puppy Wizard can
FIX it... but The Puppy Wizard didn't COMMAND Crystal
not to crate, just said "it's not a good idea."

The Puppy Wizard IS the CRUELEST TRAINER IN HISTORY.

They'd been at their HOWES maybe 10 days and Starry
was doin better by the minute, till Crystal crated her
WON TIME.

The sit hit the fan, took weeks to get over. READ her
report "Starry's Scary Nite."

BUT, she's PERFECT now and has been since then.
She didn't even chase the kat getting chased by 3
SKUNKS.

Read "Last Call." You'll see that for what it's worth...

Charlie CURED HIS pup's AGGRESSION in WON DAY
as have COUNTLESS other FREE WWW Wits' End
Students:

"This has truly worked with my puppy. She'll do
anything I want her to, if she understands, because
she trusts me 100 percent, and nothing is more
important in her world than her relationship
with me. http://www.geocities.com/viscouspuppy" Charlie.

Check it out, Soup. Ol Charlie's got a HUGE testimonial
to the WEDTM on his site. Some sitbird here wrote him
an sez "you serious bout that NUT?" Charlie sez naah,
I just put that up for a JOKE." That's Charlie tellin
the nitwit to go F himself.. but the sitbird BELIEVED
him, imagine, even THINKING of questioning a tribute
like that???

Who'd WANT to NOT BE THRILLED for THEM?

But NO! If we LIMIT HOWER dog lovers RIGHT to
CHOOSE TOOLS and NOT ALLOW PREFERENCES,
then HOWE will we train the dog THAT WON'T OBEY???

Got to figger it out. The dog AIN'T gonna WANT to
NOT OBEY and he ain't gonna BE ABLE to IF you
follow the CONDITIONING EXERCISES and do EVERYTHING RIGHT.


The Puppy Wizard is fixin to sue the experts who ripped off
Sunshine an Professora Linda for 5K and 70 HOWERS of
formal training. Then The Puppy Wizard is gonna teach our
behvioral industry about PISSIN OFF THE GODDAMNED PUPPY WIZARD
when HE tells them they're HURTIN and
they sez they AIN'T!

The Puppy Wizard can FIX THAT TOO...

We'll SEE HOWE DIFFICULT they are when they're
faced with THE SAME SAME SAME SAME FATE
HOWER disciple Cad has got in his storeHOWES
of DEBT to SOCIETY.... theological esthetics my butt.

He's lowly, he's evily and he's DEADLY cause a
punk like disciple Cad or ed w of pet loss dot con
or dermer or Master Of Deception blankman and
ALL of the pit bull fanciers woulda hurt and KILLED
HOWER Sunshine...

Linda WILL DO ANYTHING to MAKE HOWER
SUNSHINE HAPPY.

The Puppy Wizard sez NO! Sunshine NEEDS to
be made VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY cause THAT will make
HIS PUPPY WIZARD GO OUTTA BUSINESS.

Then, The Puppy Wizard is DONE. That means SOMEBODY
got to have the keys to the HOWES... And it ain't gonna
be the genius that brought The Puppy Wizard's ATTENTION.

BESIDES, The Puppy Wizard can DO IT, AUTOMAGICKALLY.

That's the best part, Soup, I'll tell ya HOWE COME.

The DDR MACHINE uses the same same same same principles
as taught in the WEDTM... ANYBODY can plug it in and
watch what happens. That VERIFIES that there's NO FLUKE.

That means we got the kind of HAMMER to change
LAWS and the EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM.

INDISPUTABLE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE: REPEATABILITY,
FIELD OBSERVATION, and DATA.

That's HOWE COME The Puppy Wizard is HOPIN our good
professor SCRUFF SHAKE is a tennor cause The Puppy
Wizard is composin some SPECIAL MUSIC for HIS pal
Maxie The Magnificient FuriHOWESLY Obsessive
Compulsive Masturbator...

Speakin of THAT, our pal matty and Rocky? I'd stake
The Puppy Wizard's life we can cure his 'epilepsy'
in a couple weeks. But not so long as he lives with
that femme Nazi fruitcake doubletalker...

Professora Daniels and Sunshine asked The Puppy
Wizard "HOWE CAN WE EVER THANK YOU ENOUGH?"

The Puppy Wizard sez "EZ.... SUE THE BASTARDS
so's it NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN."

This morning The Puppy Wizard is reviewing Professora Daniels'
RECORDS from PURDUE Animal Behavoir Clinic
and the three training companies THEY and HER VETS recommendeded
to HELP HURT and mighta KILLL HOWER Sunshine.

There a CURE for the miserable state of the art of
BEHAVIORISM. And The Puppy Wizard's GOT the
HARD EVIDENCE... and the MUSCLE. And the
PASSION TO KILL OUR BEHAVIOR and TRAINING
INDUSTRY IN WON FELL SWOOP.

Here's a peer reviewed scientific study. The opinions
of the author's do not necessarily conform to The Puppy
Wizard's, but they AIN'T PISSIN HIM OFF, either:

Does the Carrot Need the Stick? Are aversive stimuli an
obligatory component in the training and maintaining of
behaviours in animals with particular reference to marine
mammals?

John Dineley © 1998

The opportunities for further continued research in
animal training and behaviour modification are vast,
e.g. with imaginative designs, farm and other
animals could be trained to answer questions of
preference such as temperature, accommodation
and other environmental parameters. Many zoos
and wild life parks have a commitment to conservation.
This may require the reintroduction of endangered
species back to wild habitats. This will also require
the intelligent application of training and behaviour
modification of the candidate animals to ensure their
best chances of rehabilitation and survival.

In conclusion, the question originally asked was does
the carrot need the stick? It seems that the answer
should be no. The research presented here demonstrates
that enough information and protocols currently exist for
there to be no excuse to use aversive and abusive
techniques on animals to obtain their co-operation when
they are asked to interact with humans.

============================= HOWEDY Amanda,
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Our dog lovers will call you a liar...

And they'll killfile you...and they'll send you some wicked
good websites. ENJOY!!!! <{}TPW;~ } >

Nevyn writes:

Jerry I cannot even begin to tell you the success Ive had with
your training manual! My two mutts have gone from
out-of-control psychos to obedient well behaved companions
within a matter of weeks! AND My friends have seen the success
and have asked me to work on their dogs!

I was working with a 5 month old Ridgeback female today and
she was being an angel after like an hour of working with her!
It is AMAZING!!

I pity those fools who take their dogs to classes where the
"Trainers"abuse their dogs! (do they have a degree? A masters?
a Phd? by the way? NO they are average joes off the street
who think they know how to train dogs!)

Once again, Jerry, you are a genius!

NEVYN and my Dogs, Rizzo and Midget, My Grandparents
dogs, Dusty and Snoopy, and my friends pup, Jazz.

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY matty,


You mean cause everyWON else is
worried abHOWET it enough already?


Right. That's HOWE COME marcel doesn't
post here abHOWETS noMOORE.


INDEEDY. Seems your principle concern
is responding to The amazing Puppy Wizard
tellin folks to HURT and INTIMIDATE their dogs, eh matty?


Yeah. When The Amazing Puppy Wizard first
began postin here abHOWETS there was only
100-150 posts a day.


Then when folks started writing in sayin "THANKS
JERRY, YOUR METHOD / MANUAL SAVED MY
DOG'S LIFE," you and your mentally ill lying dog
abusing punk thug cowards began postin 600-
900 posts per day hopin decent people wouldn't
see what's been goin HOWEN here abHOWETS.


The Amazing Puppy Wizard ain't so good at
math as HE is on behavior and the aberrent
mind of the common lying dog abusing punk
thug coward, like yourself, and marcel, matty.


Here's you and a few of your mentally
ill lying dog abusing punk thug coward
pals hurting dogs an lying abHOWET it.

Thanks for playin, punk:


And then we got, matty! Follow his discussion!
This is what's called, a liar and dog abuser:


lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.


That's INSANE. Ain't it. So's this, here's professor of
****-ytic behaviorISM research at UofWI marshall
"SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM "NO!" into ITS face
for five seconds and lock IT in a box for ten minutes
contemplation" dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works."

That's HOWE COME your dog has OCD behaviors
and is deathly ill from The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.

You DO remember KILLFILING MARILYN for
her coment above regarding her success with
The Puppy Wizard's Surrogate Toy Separation
Anxiety / Bed Time Calming / Submissive
Urination Technique (STSA/BTC/SUT)?

Perhaps you likeWIZE recall a pediatrician, Dr. Z,
who commented that his bed time calming technique was quite similar?

"His Amazing Progress Almost Makes Me Cry.
Your Method Takes Positive Training To The
Next Level And Should Really Be Used By All
Trainers Who Call Themselves Trainers. Thank
You For Helping Me Save His Life," Kay Pierce,
Professional Trainer, 30 Years Experience.


lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.


That's INSANE. Ain't it.

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know
Jack Wouldn't HaveDone It If He Thought Solo
Couldn't Take It. I Still Crate Him Because
Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.

You think allowing a "FEAR AGGRESSIVE MAN
SHY" dog to be BEATEN by a strange male trainer
is INTELLIGENT BEHAVIOR for a DOG LOVER?

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."

You think HURTIN dogs and CRINGING
is COURTEOUS?

"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?"

Means the author is a dog abuser of the worst magnitude.

"When you bring home the Bitter Apple for
the first time, spray one squirt directly into
the dog's mouth and walk away. The dog
won't be too thrilled with this but just ignore
him and continue your normal behavior."

You think HURTING your dog is NORMAL BEHAVIOR?

--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"Courteous Canines"

You think HOWER pal mikey is playin with a full deck?

Yeah. When I preload my dog's mouth with bitter apple,
suppose I don't get used to being stupid and cruel, mikey?

Then HOWE do I train my dog if I can't HURT it?

"I Dropped The Leash, Threw My Right Arm
Over The Lab's Shoulder, Grabbed Her Opposite
Foot With My Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into Her Throat
And Said "GRRRR!" And Neatly Nipped Her Ear,"
sionnach.

Oh, THANKS, sinofabitch...

And from terri willis, Psychoclown wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

"Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a
helper wield the stick, or do it yourself.
Tougher, less tractable dogs may require
you to progress to striking them more
sharply," lying frosty dahl, ethical breeder,
expert trainer, discoverer of cannibalism
in Labradors.

You think a E***PERT trainer got to BEAT
a HUNTIN dog to MAKE IT HUNT?

"Pudge Was So Soft That She Could And
Would Avoid A Simple Swat On The Rump
With A Riding Crop," lying frosty dahl,
discoverer of CANNIBALISM in Labradors.

Perhaps the mom dog didn't want her babies
HURT all their lives like HOWE HOWER dog
lovers PREFER to HURT THEIR DOGS?

"John ran out, grabbed Blackie by the collar, and
gave the dog two or three medium whacks on the
rump with a training stick while holding him partially
off the ground. John then told Blackie to sit, ran back
to the line and cast him back to the dummies."

The Puppy Wizard sez a mom dog eatin her babies
to SAVE THEM from a fate like that, is COMMENDABLE.

We're gonna teach folks THAT AIN'T NORMAL...

terri willis, Psychoclown wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

Sez on our FAQ'S pages at K9 Web you should
knee the dog in the chest, step on its toes, throw
him down by his ears and climb all over it like
a ****d ape growling into his throat and bite IT
on his ears, or leash pop it on a pronged spiked
pinch choke collar or pop him in the snout with
the heel of your palm.
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You think matty's playin with a full
goddamned deck?

matty's NOT a liar and dog abuser.
He's a MENTAL CASE.

Isn't that true, Marilyn?

Of course not, but THIS IS:

"Chin CHUCK absolutely doesn't mean slap," professora gingold.
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You failed to mention your pals the dahls are
proven liars and dog abusers, professor "SCRUFF
SHAKE:"

"I Would Never Advise Anyone To Slap A
Dog I Do Not Believe There Is A Single
Cir***stance Ever, Where Slapping A
Dog Is Anything But Destructive,"

LUCKY thing CHIN CHUCK absolutely don't
mean slap the goddamned dog, we'd look like
a conspiracy of LIARS and DOG abusers if
CHIN CHUCK DID mean SLAP the dog.

"I don't see why anyone would want to choke or
beat a dog, or how any trainer could possibly get
a good working dog by making them unhapper,
fearful, cowering, etc." sez amy lying frosty dahl.

DOES THAT SOUND LIKE THE TRUTH?


Or HOWE about HOWER just plain CRUEL
STUPID and ABUSIVE DOG ABUSERS,
professor SCRUFF SHAKE?

amy lying frosty dahl continues:

"On the other extreme, the really hard dogs
we have trained require much more
frequent and heavy application of pressure
(PAIN j.h.) to get the job done,

This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome

Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher,
less tractable dogs may require you to
progress to striking them more sharply"

BUT NOBODY DOES THAT HERE...

"Try pinching the ear between the metal
casing and the collar, even the buckle on
the collar. Persist! Eventually, the dog will
give in but will squeal, thrash around, and
direct their efforts to escaping the ear pinch"

OR ATTACKING HIS ABUSER.

"You can press the dog's ear with a
shotshell instead of your thumb even
get a studded collar and pinch the ear
against that Make the dog's need to stop
the pinching so urgent that resisting your
will fades in importance.

CHUCK IT Under ITS Chin With That Ever
Ready Right Hand, As it catches on, try
using the stick and no ear pinch.

When the dog is digging out to beat the
stick and seems totally reliable without
any ear pinch, you are finished

This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome"

If the dog drops it, chuck it solidly
under the chin, say "No! Hold!"

(stay on the ear until it does) (perhaps
because the ear is getting tender, or the
dog has decided it isn't worth it)" lying
frosty dahl.

"Chin cuff absolutely does not mean slap,"
professora gingold.
From: Marshall Dermer (dermer@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
In article <38CC0C43.94E2DDD1@earthlink.net> rhurwitz@earthlink.net writes:

Please try Powell's Books in Portland
Oregon. Their URL is:

http://www.powells.com/

Unlike Amazon.com, Powell's keeps both
new and used books on its shelves. You
can order books via e-email.

Koehler Method Of Dog
Training
by Koehler, W R
Published by HOWELL BOOK
HOUSE (0876056575,

================================================== ======

Here's some quotes and some methods right
outta your koehler book professor "SCRUFF
SHAKE and scream "NO!" into its face for 5
seconds:"

"The Koehler Method of Dog Training (1962). New York:
Howell Book Book House(p. 52-53)."

Hanging

"First, the trainer makes certain that the collar
and leash are more than adequate for any jerk
or strain that the dog's most frantic actions could
cause. Then he starts to work the dog deliberately
and fairly to the point where the dog makes his grab.

Before the teeth have reached their target,
the dog, weight permitting, is jerked from
the ground.

As in coping with some of the afore-mentioned
problems the dog is suspended in mid-air.

However, to let the biting dog recover
his footing while he still had the strength
to renew the attack would be cruelty.

The only justifiable course is to hold him
suspended until he has neither the strength
nor inclination to renew the fight.

When finally it is obvious that he is
physically incapable of expressing his
resentment and is lowered to the ground,
he will probably stagger loop-legged for a
few steps, vomit once or twice, and roll
over on his side.

The sight of a dog lying, thick-tongued,
on his side, is not pleasant, but do not
let it alarm you

THE REAL "HOOD"

"If your dog is a real "hood" who would
regard the foregoing types of protest as
"kid stuff" and would express his
resentment of your efforts by biting,
your problem is difficult -- and pressing.

"Professional trainers often get these
extreme problems. Nearly always the
"protest biter" is the handiwork of a
person who, by avoiding situations that
the dog might resent, has nurtured the
seeds of rebellion and then cultivated
the resultant growth with under correction.

When these people reap their inevitable
and oftentimes painful harvest, they are
ready to avail themselves of "the cruel
trainer" whose advice they may have
once rejected because it was incompatible
with the sugary droolings of mealy-
mouthed columnists, breed-ring biddies,
and dog psychologists who, by the
broken skins and broken hearts their
misinformation causes, can be proven guilty
of the greatest act of cruelty to animals
since the dawn of time.

"With more genuine compassion for the
biting dog than would ever be demonstrated
by those who are "too kind" to make a
correction and certainly with more disregard
for his safety, the professional trainer
morally feels obligated to perform a "major
operation."

"Since we are presently concerned with
the dog that bites in resentment of the
demands of training, we will set our
example in that situation. (In a later
chapter we will deal with the with the
much easier problem of the dog that
bites someone other than his master."

Are we havin FUN yet?

Got a lite, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?

the puppy wizard

Oh, bye the bye, you can't post here
abHOWETS noMOORE cause you're
a dog abuser a liar and a mental case.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >