28th April 15:32
HOWEDY lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn,
INDEED. "Birds of a feather."
HOWE does she prevent them from escaping?
A dog is a dog. All behaivor problems are CAUSED
BY MISHANDLING. That's GOOD, cause that means
we can E***TINGUISH ANY BEHAVIOR PROBLEM NEARLY INSTANTLY.
Coprophagia is CAUSED BY repressive HOWEsbreaking
efforts. LUCKY THING it's EZ to E***TINGUISH.
Ask lyingdogDUMMY. Or ask professor SCRUFF SHAKE.
Or ask Marty B or Disciple Paulie.
What's the matter, your FRIEND got a BRAIN TUMOR?
The PROBLEM IS that you're a dog abuser and
you can't break coprophagia withHOWET HURTING
the dog MOORE than your crippled pal is able to.
That's on accHOWENT of she don't own a shock collar.
Of curse, she'll need WON for every dog. Perhaps your
shelter can invest in them and rent them HOWET to
DOG LOVERS you're heelpin?
From: Jerry Howe
Subject: Re: feces eater + Cure Coprophagia
In A Few Minutes + HOWER E***PERTS
Said We'd NEED To Hurt Our Dogs MOORE
Than We'd LIKE To Fix This EZ Problem
Date: 2002-01-20 23:29:09 PST Hello John,
"John Campbell" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote in message news:nBI18.159$Lj2.email@example.com.. .
That's a terrible thing to do to your dog, John. I know it's
not your fault, you're only doin what our expert dog lovers
taught you to do, cause that's the limit of their intellectual
capacity to outwit the cunning of the domestic puppy dog, John.
Yes, but in the grand scheme of things, dogs and horses and
every other animal including us are subject to exposure
through any fecal/oral contamination, even just walking down a
"clean" sidewalk. So, let's not get hyper about health risk,
although it is a genuine concern, it's always a concern, not just coprophagia.
That's EZ John. My student Paul B did that in just a few
minutes over a couple of days. When he and another poster that
same week reported their results from my methods, our expert
dog lovers called them liars...
The problem for telling the dog NOOO is multi faceted.
Repressing behaviors through fear, force, restriction of any
kind, infliction of pain, causes animosity and adversion, a
lowly life condition.
Telling dogs NO for behavior problems focuses the dog on that
behavior as a tool he can use to command 100% of your
undivided attention. It only takes once to teach a puppy that
he can pull your chain by doing whatever you fear he'd do.
Telling dogs NO also teaches them to not do those things
ONLY while the enforcer is there to HURT and INTIMIDATE
them. The behaviors will continue unless you can "catch him"
in the act, and you can't do that if you're not there, therebye
VARIABLY REINFORCING the behavior.
Telling dogs NO teaches them to do the behavior
FASTER so they can "get away with" the behavior
you're trying to repress and INCREASES anxiHOWESENSS
and causes OCD's and self mutilation fear aggression
and physical DIS-EASE.
That's HOWE COME marybeth's dogs eat poo right
HOWETA each other's butts, so mb can't scoff it up
for herself. She likes to use pronged spiked pinch
choke collars and provides leashes and collars for
her neighbors, just in case her dogs are running away from home...again.
If you're still with me, I'll play through...
Works every time you catch them at it.
What training, alphalpha? You call jerking the dog
and telling him NO, training? HOWE many people
has that worked for, alphalpha?
Your pal marybeth finally gave up trying to stop
them so they eat it and she don't have to go out an scoop.
You choke and intimidate your dogs alphalpha. That's
HOWE your dogs will treat you or 'lower ranking pack
members' when they get around to it. That's what got
Here's my student Paul making a reply to roo (alikat's)
slander and lies.
Our dog lovers told Paul and Marty they'd NEED to HURT
their dogs MOORE than they'd LIKE to break coprophagia.
When my students report HOWE fast, gentle, and effective
my methods are, our dog lovers call them liars, paid shills
for Jerry, and animal ****ers:
"Paul B" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote in message news:email@example.com...
28th April 15:32
HOWEDY lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn,
Any friend of yours is probably a MENTAL CASE
a liar and dog abuser.
No dHOWET her dog has cancer as a result
of STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-
EASE, aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.
Isn't that your friend with a brain tumor?
The dogs eat poo cause they've been punished
for pooin in the HOWES.
You should praise them.
Perhaps you should try clicker trainin? Ask
your pals lying frosty dahl and Master Of
Deception blankman or professor SCRUFF
SHAKE for the details, or read "Clicker Project
FIZZLES" by dahl.
From: Jerry Howe (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Subject: Re: Occasionally lunges for and eats
poop. + Cure For Coprophagia
Date: 2002-01-14 17:51:54 PST
Hello The Gardners,
"The Gardners" <email@example.com> wrote in message news:3C42FEBB.1B54EDCB@attglobal.net...
Taking your dog to an obedience trainer to teach IT not to eat
poo will probably result in HURTING the dog "MOORE THAN YOU'D
LIKE," to quote our former most favorite and most experienced
trainer, dogman a.k.a. lyingdogDUMMY.
He told my students Paul and Marty they'd NEED to hurt their
dogs to break coprophagia. When Paul and Marty chose to follow the
instructions in their FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
and replied they'd broken their behavior problem in a few minutes
over a couple of days, our experts here called them liars.
Could make your dog go bad on you.
Yeah, that's the best part for me, watchin our experts here
fight with behavior problems and kill their dogs because of it
like Fritz and Sampson and Summer and "interested in hearing."
They're all DEAD because of our traditional training methods.
Of course not, all these Thugs can think of is forcing
intimidating and hurting dogs to train them. Oh, and locking them in boxes.
No problem for my methods, it'll work on all dogs and all
behaviors. A dog is a dog. All you got to do is follow the
precise instructions in your FREE copy of my FREE Wits' End
Dog Training Method manual available for FREE at http://www.doggydoright.com
Not to worry. He can get parasites and probably a strange
disease or something, but it's basically harmless, the risk of
exposure to those conditions is present anywhere there are dog
feces. If it's his own it's just about absolutely innocuous,
except for the mental image it leaves us and of course the
risk of transferring parasites from touching his face if any
of the feces is on his mug. Yuk. But I've never got sick from
a dog and you probably won't either.
Probably not as many as her imagination tells her...
No problem. My students report 100% success in a few minutes
over a couple of days.
Yeah? You THINK so. I'll burst your bubble. I've burst
everybody else's bubble, so why not you too?
That's pure bunk. Just look at the contradictions there.
That's HOWE come our "experts" can't train a dog, they're not
bright enough to outwit them. Heel is a precise position that
our "experts" have a very difficult time achieving. Our pal
lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn sez heeling a dog on a casual walk is
too much for them. That's BUNK.
Her opinion is that of an incompetent dog choker.
We can teach the dog any distance we want him to maintain, in
just a couple of minutes without touching or pulling him...
but you got to know HOWE.
WHOA! That's too much for our experts to figure out. Try to
keep it in small terms, like "he follows me at a six foot
diameter." Maybe then they'll figure it out.
Because she's a doubletalker, cause she has no information.
And THEN what? You gonna start jerking and choking the dog
away from it and expect the dog is going to say O.K.? Nope.
The dog is going to be compelled to get into it FASTER, just
like HOWE marybeth's dogs eat fresh poo right outta each
other's butts, cause she HARASSES them about eatin poo off the ground.
Right, dogs live through their noses. I prefer my student's
dogs be on command. But if you want your dog to cruise around
that's cool, just make sure he knows when he's got to return
to heel like if a bike or pedestrian approach, so he won't get
in their way or inadvertently intimidate them.
That usually intensifies the dog's desire. Any time we
physically restrict a behavior we increase the dog's desire
for it. Every moment of restriction is working AGAINST our
being able to break the dog's desire for that behavior. That's
HOWE come Jerry NEVER tells a dog NO or otherwise tries to
physically or emotionally force or intimidate control.
Works 100% of the time, if you're fast enough. Works every
time. The problem is, you'll never break the behavior like
that. You could try food bribes, but what's a moore appealing snack than POO???
Yeah. But to do that you've got to have a method, or you'll
only be 50% successful. That's the problem when we "correct"
or try to force control, we stimulate the dog to want to do
the behavior moore, if only by our attention to the "prize."
WE become a COMPETITOR in the poo game. That's HOWE come
marybeth's dogs eat poo before it hits the deck, they don't
want HER to get it first. That's what our "experts" know about
And then, when we hurt the dog to correct IT for making a play
for the poo, he's likely to respond just like he might to any
other dog trying to RIP HIM OFF. Or, just the jerking and
choking may make him anxious and cause a chewing, digging,
barking, or even a separation anxiety or fear of thunder, as
side effects of the corrections overstimulating the dog. Our
experts have no idea what I'm talking about there, because
they're not able to see the connections between different
behaviors and their associated causes, cause they don't have
any close relationship to the behavior being corrected. They
don't understand HOWE forcing and correcting dogs causes them
INSECURITY on a general level. That's HOWE choking a dog on a
walk, may cause chewing or barking or digging much later,
long after the incident.
That's what makes dogs turn on their handler's and family
GOT THE PICTURE?
Our expert dog lovers won't discuss that here. Mostly they
won't discuss that here because they don't UNDERSTAND what
I've just shown you. They believe giving corrections and
forcing control is appropriate.
Well, forced control for eatin poo doesn't work in the same
manner as hurting or forcing dogs to do any other behavior,
like HEEL, for example. That's HOWE come our pal lying "I LOVE
KOEHLER" lynn sez prolonged heeling is UNFAIR. Cause she's got
to hurt the dog to keep it heeling, or if the dog is trained,
he's only ACTING trained cause he's UNDER DURESS.
Trainers that use collar corrections and any forced control or
bribes do so because they're incompetent frauds.
I'd be moore concerned with the class you're fixin to start
than the dog's behavior. We've got some of them kinds of
experts right here. I've seen dogs go through life with
practically no training without ever having a behavior
problem. And I've seen well behaved dogs go through obedience
class and come out attacking their handlers, like our own
carol levie did with her dog when she took IT to see boob
maida for a dog on dog aggression problem. Same situation as
eatin poo, only it was aggression to other dogs passin bye.
All behaviors are basically the same. Stealing food from the
counter is no different in my book to eatin poo at the park,
and no moore or less difficult to cure, if you follow the
methods I teach.
We had a poster with a ****er spaniel that bit her repeatedly.
He was 3rd in his dog obedience club of 100 dogs. His
obedience was perfect, but it cost him his temperament.
Happens all the time. Perhaps that's HOWE come our "experts"
need to lock their dogs in crates, perhaps they lock them down
cause they're AFRAID of them? Makes sense to me.
Yeah, I've got forty years of dealing with this behavior.
That's HOWE come I've got the cure for it.
Always, in a few minutes over a couple of days. Any behavior
at all. Just follow the techniques. I offered thousands of
dollars in prize money for our experts to provide their non
force, non barrier/avoidance methods to cure coprophagia (what
your dog is doin, poo eatin), garbage bin raiding, counter
surfing, sofa sleeping, hole digging, fence jumping. Our
university professors had quite a chit chat about hole digging
behavior, and determined the only method to cure it was
avoidance, they called it management. That's from the U of PA
behaviorst's desk, dr karen overall. My methods cure poo eatin
and hole diggin just as effectively as they cure garbage bin
raiding and countersurfing.
Ask Paul B. He broke his dog of eatin the kat poo in a couple
days without hiding the litter box in his shower, or cutting
the poo in half lengthwise and filling it with hot sauce as blackman recommends.
You'll get all of the information you need to bring your dog
to any level of work you desire, through your FREE copy of my
FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual available for FREE
Ask Paul B. I can't wait for one of our lying dog abusing
Thugs to call him a liar again.
And that's going to train the dog to take a wide turn around
any itenerant poo? NOPE. That's going to get the dog pullin
after it, and make an uncomfortable situation and it'll get
worse as you try harder.
Well, do what you will, our experts are going to tell you to
killfile Jerry cause I make them look like the lying dog
abusing Thugs they are. It's not my fault they want to hurt
dogs to train them. I've given them the same opportunities
I've just given you.
So, you can have it either way you like it, but you can't have
it both ways...
28th April 15:32
From: Jerry Howe (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Subject: Re: $100.00 Reward For Poo Eatin Cure Claimed: mike
duforth, author: "Courteous Canine" - "Can You Please Send Me
The $100 Award Since, According To You, I Won It?" View:
Complete Thread (5 articles) Original Format
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior, alt.pets.dogs.pitbull,
alt.pets.dogs.labrador, rec.pets.dogs.breeds, rec.pets.dogs
Date: 2001-10-19 05:21:23 PST
Seems the $100.00 dollar reward for a non violent training
solution for poo eating is still at large. Our expert dog
trainer and author of "courteous canine" mike dufort isn't
interested in sharing his SECRETS...
----- Original Message -----
From: "Mike Dufort" <email@example.com>
To: "Jerry Howe" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Sent: Friday, October 19, 2001 12:38 AM
Subject: Re: $100.00 Reward For Poo Eatin Cure Claimed:
mike duforth, author: "Courteous Canine" - "Can You Please
Send Me The $100 Award Since, According To You, I Won It?"
You said you wanted in on my REWARD for non
violent, non force,TRAINING solutions?
Yup. That's what turns me on, good buddy...
that's HOWE I make my bread and butter.
Got any non violent training solutions for garbage can
raiding, kat krucnchie munching, poo eating, hole digging,
fence jumping? ANYTHING you can train a dog to do without
hurting or forcing him???
Such a good pal you don't want to take my reward money off me?
I'll try holding off on getting a good job like you mikey
till I FORGET HOWE to earn your reward money for
NON FORCE DOG TRAINING SOLUTIONS I'm spendin...
28th April 15:32
HOWEDY lying "I LOVE KOEHELR" Lynn,
Here's HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard teaches
HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual Students to poison proof their critters:
Disciple Paulie Writes:
I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them they are
good dogs and they seem to follow me, once I told them they
were bad dogs and they ran away from me, now I only ever tell
them they are good dogs and they always are, always.
Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say "good dog"
sincerely at the end of the request and I bet you'll find your
dog thinking then responding everytime.
A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies
to every aspect of the relationship with your dog.
Obedience and affection are not related, if they were
everyone would have obedient dogs.
"The amount of misery and difficulty a dog abuser
has from their dogs is directly proportionate to the
number of times they've WARNED people to KILLFILE
Jerry and not study your FREE copy of The Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change, Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Would
Not Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs, As Taught In Your FREE
Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual."
Here's Disciple Paulie:
Disciple Paulie Sez: "No One Understands How Wits End
Training Really Works, They Assume It's All Nicey Nicey And
don't Realise It's A Very Disciplined Method That Deals With
Any Situation And The Foundation Is Built On Trust And
Two HOWETA three Pauls PREFER NOT HURTIN
DOGS as The Puppy Wizard teaches in HIS FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.
Here's two Pauls:
Date: 5/22/03 11:24:35 PM Eastern
Well, let me tell you, your Wits' End
Dog Training Method works.
My dog, Dasie, Loves to chase chameleons
around the barbecue on the patio. I
used this system on four different occasions.
When she went out today, she looked
everywhere else but the barbecue.
Amazing, just amazing.
I will write to Amanda about the video.
I am really excited to learn more, and
understand. Maybe just a little reassurance
that I am going about it the right way.
Living in Florida is wonderful at times but it can have it's
drawbacks; the heat, the skeeters, the torrential downpours,
gators, poisonous snakes and toads, and the snow birds who
want to come down and borrow my home for two weeks or a
month when it's cold up north...
Well, Jerry's dog's ain't never gonna eat a poisonous
toad because Jerry's not afraid of a poisonous toad or
anything else around his dogs, except the snowbirds.
Here in FL my doors are open most of the time, and the dogs
toads, even the mockingbirdy walk in and out at will,
When my dogs spot them I say "what's that?" When
my dogs go over to investigate and come too close,
" 'Kerchink!' GOOD BOY, NICE DOG, THAT'S A
GOOD FELLA" and then I tell them it's "O.K., friends."
When my pups approach again, it's ANOTHER " 'Kerchink!'"
from a different direction instantly followed by "GOOD BOY, NICE
DOG, THAT'S A GOOD FELLA" and I tell them "it's friends."
A couple of introductions like that, and the poison toads
and mockingbirdy can come and go in peace and eat the mosquitoes
that would harm us, and never need my
supervision again, because my doggy's know they're not
to be molested.
Wish it were like that with the snowbirds who want to use
up my toilet paper and call their cousins on my phone
cause it's a "local call." We've got probably the highest in
state phone charges in the country and T.P. gets expensive.
Why can't life always be PURE PLEASURE? Could be.
If it's not, it's cause you don't know HOWE.
28th April 15:32
HOWEDY lying "I LOVE KOEHELR" Lynn,
Of curse, neither you nor her know HOWE to train
a dog not to eat POISON.
Well, that calls for dire measures. DON'T IT.
Cause she can't train her dogs cause you
don't know HOWE and she can't HURT
THEM ENOUGH to do it if she DID KNOW HOWE.
Maybe if she didn't tie the dog to herself
she'd go HOWET the door and use the yard.
But that'd mean you'd need to teach her HOWE
to TRAIN her dogs not to EAT POO.
And YOU CAN'T, cause you don't know HOWE.
Here's HOWE dr p of UofWI teaches his
people to shock dogs to train them:
lying frosty dahl sez she doesn't twist:
"None of my posts, prior to or subsequent to
Jerry Howe's attacks, encourage anyone to
twist ears, beat dogs, confront, intimidate,
frighten, or any of the crap he constantly
attributes to me." BWEEEEAHAHAHHAAA!!!
Unh unh. PINCH, not twist.
INDEEDY. That's HOWE COME HOWER DOG
LOVERS SHOCK THEIR DOGS.
That's sheer idiocy.
Any dog can be trained to do any behavior
nearly instantly, if you know HOWE. Dog
trainers who shock and choke dogs do so
cause they ain't got NO METHOD of TRAININ.
The shock collar.
INDEED? That's not necessary according
to HOWER E***PERTS who SELL shock
collars. Of curse, they wouldn't SELL many
shock collars if they trained dogs pupperly.
Like an appointment with you mental case worker?
YOU SEE, DOG LOVERS? In order to EFFECTIVELY
TRAIN a dog using PAIN FEAR FORCE and INTIMIDATION
you NEED to HURT the dog PUPPERLY or you'll FAIL
and THAT will necessitate MOORE PAIN.
Yeah. And make SHORE they don't SMELL like YOU.
Of curse, the dog WILL smell YOUR SCENT leading to his TREAT...
A SCIENTIFIC full second BURN.
RIGHT. This is SCIENCE.
CONFRONTATION??? The Amazing
Puppy Wizard doesn't appove of confronting dogs.
Hence the need for pupperly introducing or
conditioning the dog to the collar.
Cause you'd frighten and intimidate your dog.
Sooner or later the dog is gonna FIGGER HOWET
that it's his BEST FRIEND HURTIN HIM.
INDEED. You'd have to HURT your dog to do that.
INDEED. That's HOWE COME your dogs ESCAPE
and TURN on you and destroy your HOWESES.
A SCIENTIFIC four second BURN.
Well, at least four times less likely to be taken
than the first bait with the scientific WON second BURN.
INDEED? That's not likely.
Life got difficult when The Amazing Puppy
Wizard dropped the hammer on you bums.
O.K., so it's a "SCIENTIFIC" WON second BURN
followed by a SCIENTIFIC four second BURN and
then a five second BURN.
Logically, the next SCIENTIFIC BURN would
be a scientific twenty five second BURN.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard arrived at twenty
five seconds of scientific BURN, but HIS arithmetic
might not be real good. Perhaps WON of HOWER
university educated dog lovers can be MOORE accurate.
With your scent leading him to it...
STILL gotta BURN the dog again.
The last burn was five seconds. This burn should
according to SCIENCE, be four times that, at least.
Right. Till you put away the shock collar.
INDEED. The dog may not want to go HOWET
in the yard the next day.
Right. OtherWIZE, don't feed the dog till he gets BURNED again.
But don't let the dog think you're puttin those
treats HOWET there for him, or that you're
the bum who's shocking him.
Yeah. Cause you HURT dogs to train them.
Takes The Amazing Puppy Wizard abHOWET
WON HOWER to fully poison proof a dog
withHOWET HURTING HIM.
Cause you got NO METHOD.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard is concerned
with ANY WON givin HIS dogs anyTHING.
Dogs find poisonHOWES substances all abHOWET.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard trains HIS dogs not to
touch ANY THING that might be dangerHOWES.
Like poison toads and plants. They're HOWER
FRIENDS, but we don't touch them cause they're
That's on accHOWENT of you got not method.