the puppy wizard

HOWEDY Eric,

Humping is a SYMPTOM of anxiHOWESNESS.

Here's every thing you need to know abHOWET
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HOWEDY culprit aka kelly,


Dogs hump on accHOWENT of anxiHOWESNESS.

This humping has NUTHIN to do with breeding
it's an anxiHOWESNESS relief mechanism.

You mean allelomimetic behavior. No,
humpin when there's not a female in
season is an anxiHOWESNESS behavior.

You can train the other dog not to do that
EZ and NEARLY INSTANTLY.

That's INSANE culprit aka kelly aka???:

Sometimes it's MOORE important to
realize you're a CERTIFIED LONG
TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASE
LIAR and DOG ABUSER.

Newsgroups: alt.support.depression.medication Date: 2004-04-15 00:54:24 PST
In article <c5l0mv$2tpm6$1@ID-58739.news.uni-berlin.de>,
"metta" <kelly_marsops_NoSpam@msn.com> wrote:

From: metta (kelly_marsops_NoSpam@msn.com)
Subject: choices.
Newsgroups: alt.support.dissociation
Date: 2004-05-12 15:26:35 PST

something new happened this week. or maybe
not new, but newly noticed. had a f*ght with SO.

and felt bad, at fault, responsible for causing him
to be mad with me. the usually negative stuff. and
i thought, i should let this go. it's not my fault, i'm
not bad, it's just a little thing, not important (this is
the "new" me, things i learned from it, from meditation,
from growing up...).

and then i decided that no, i wanted to slip. i wanted
to screw up and be bad. i wanted, no, needed to be
bad. to be responsible. to be at fault for everything.
i needed to feel helpless, hopeless, pointless.

i ached to feel that black ball of pain taking over my
heart again. it's been so long. i wanted to be
destructive, to me and everything around me.

i took lots of klonopin, lots of soma, drank much
wine. slept on the couch, couldn't be near SO,
couldn't think of the good things in my life.

needed to keep this badness around me.

woke up, had a test to take, so took test and passed,
but still felt icky, wanted to go home and take more
klonopin. but decided instead to have lunch with a
friend. because i didn't want to feel bad anymore.
didn't want to e responsible for bad feelings. didn't
want to make myself hurt more.

so went to lunch and did some breathing and felt
better. and now feel back to normal, everything is
fine, life is happy and good and my mood is wonderful.

but i keep thinking about that moment of choice.
i *knew* i was choosing to feel bad. i could have
stopped it. i could have been smart and banish the
negative thoughts. but i didn't want to.

this is new for me, being healthy, happy, not blaming
me for everything that goes bad. and sometimes i feel like i
don't know how to be healthy. i don't know how to
be "sane". and it would be so much easier to just slip
back into destructive habits. to be bad me again.

i'm scared that i'll make that choice again. but not
choose to come back to my "good" life. i'm scared
i'll stay bad me. why did i need to be bad so much?

i think this has to do with m*thr's day. stupid stupid day.

*sigh*

-kelly

--
did we expect that life was ever fair, my god...
i sowed a field of rose and reaped a whipping rod =====================


THAT'S PART OF YOUR INSANITY.


No. He'll FIGHT, like your dogs do.

From: culprit (culprit@flashmail.com)
Subject: Re: dominance
Date: 2004-03-09 10:41:22 PST
"Tricia9999" <tricia9999@aol.com> wrote in message news:20040309115155.29635.00001093@mb-m21.aol.com...


and i don't think you've seen my dogs interact. just because
they're pits doesn't mean that every little snark is automatically
hardwired fighting instinct. it just means that i have to be more
careful to prevent such snarks. and since i've removed the
resources they're being possessive of, the snarky behavior has
decreased dramatically (well ok, completely). if they were just
fighting to fight, as you suggest, they certainly wouldn't need a
toy as an excuse, would they? and if they were actually fighting,
as opposed to just snarking over toys, i'd have had a much more
serious situation on hand, and wouldn't have been able to separate
them so easily, and with so few injuries to the dogs.

don't worry, of course i'll manage the household carefully,
there's a reason they're never alone together, and now they don't
even play outside together unless there are two adults present in
the yard with them. i don't deny their heritage, but i hardly
think it precludes normal adolescent power shifts in the pack
structure.

-kelly

================

And THAT'S HOWE COME it's important
to KNOW you're a MENTAL CASE.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY eric,


Nuthin. culprit aka kelly is a dog abuser
a liar and a mental case like most of the
regular posters here abHOWETS.


You wanna know HOWE COME we got
liars dog abusers cowards and mental
cases postin here abHOWETS eric?

It's on accHOWENT of folks like you
ask them questions for the same problems
their own dogs got that they ain't got the answers to.


culprit aka kelly got two X pit bulls that
she jerks and chokes on pronged spiked
pinch choke collars and locks in boxes and
shocks.

Her opposite *** raised together dogs
recently began attacking each other
cause she abuses them, eric.

You want advice from her?


Please pass the lithium?

news:<RgLrc.27034$KE6.24338@newsread3.news.atl.ear thlink.net>...

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY lee,


That's EZ! culprit aka kelly aka "metta" kelly_marsops_@msn.com is
a mental
case and a dog abuser.

You should familiarize yourselves with
HOWER dog lovers CASE HISTORIES
before you go takin advice from dog
abusers and liars and mental cases.

Yeah. It's pretty EMBARRASSIN stuff.


Saves a lot of EMBARRASSMENT.

Only a BONA FIDE MENTAL CASE
would continue EMBARRASSING
themselves pubicly like that.

EveryWON but Soup and Disciple Paulie
and a couple other occasional posters
who don't hurt and murder dogs and lie abHOWET it.

You're a liar.

Your respond to HIS posts before the html is dry.
Like you done this WON.


All The Amazing Puppy Wizard does is QUOTE
YOUR OWN WORDS to make you look like a
liar a dog abuser a coward and a mental case, lee.
Get over it.

Yeah. Or when you look on Google.


Perhaps if you're unhappy abHOWET bein
IDENTIFIED E***POSED and DISCREDITED
as a liar a dog abuser a coward and a mental case?


HOWEDY lee,

You can't continue to post here...
"Lee DeRaud" <lee.deraud@boeing.com> wrote in message news:47t82vgmjlnehs5rdo57q4v0ph16m48jdc@4ax.com...


Say CONGRATULATIONS To Linda, lee -
"Today Seemed Like A Miracle" -

HOWEDY lee,

lee.deraud@boeing.com (Lee DeRaud) wrote in
<ot3gsuoemd7ahu1oh2qaa7m65jo9tgs55i@4ax.com>:

Linda is a cripple, lee. We'd think everyone
would be tickled pink that Linda doesn't have
to worry about her dog HURTIN nobody noMOORE
and maybe gettin DEAD on her, like so many of
your group have had to do to their own dogs
because you're incompetent lying dog abusing
Thug coward control freaks who couldn't outwit
the cunning of the domestic puppy dog if your
own lives depended on it.

Your dog's lives obviously aren't as important
as your fragile defective egos.


No lee, Linda needs exercise to build her strength.


She's got to work harder than you or me ever thought
of, to keep whatever little is left of her mobility,
poor dear little crippled thing she is with that awful
out of control GSD of hers. That dog should be put to
sleep, he's bitten her repeatedly and is dangerous to one and all.


The good people, lee? What good people, lee? The good
people like YOU who'd tell her to KILL her dog? The
good people like YOU who'd deny others of the same
benefit all my students find in their FREE copy of
my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual, lee?

There's no good people here, except me and a couple of
my nearly instant 100% successful students, and Soup,
and occasionally Nick, who's not my student, but moore
so, he's a natural trainer, a fatherly guy, who
understands dogs and treats them as he does his children.

Thank you, but no thank you, lee. Sorry lee, we don't
appreciate being associated with lying dog abusing Thugs, lee.
Your collective word, is worthless. In fact,
you could RUIN my reputation by endorsing my methods.

That's what I told your pal booby maida when HE offered
to endorse my methods if I'd lay off him, "I'm only trying
to make a living" he cried to me... I told him if he didn't
post anything I couldn't criticize, I wouldn't criticize him.

Next post from booby was talking of my mumzie bein
a hoer in the Orchids of FL and that I'm a convicted
child molester fugitive, lee.

I'd prefer you continue to warn folks about me and tell
them to killfile their FREE copy of my FREE Wits' End
Dog Training Method manual.

Do you think that's a wise idea, lee? The dog may
try to DOMINATE her, lee. Shouldn't sleep with an
aggressive dog, you know that as well as your pals
here KNOW that much.

FurtherMOORE, she coulda got the best computer in
the world for the amount of hard earned dough she
WASTED on traditional training and vets and behaviorists.


BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I've chewed
up and down your collective backs so bad you ain't
even gonna try to get a new one cause that'll just
invite me to tear you up again, you miserable sod.


But YOU didn't, DID YOU, lee. None of your
pals misspell HOWE noMOORE, do you.
That speaks well of my training method, lee.

I rely on the koehler method, lee. Every thing
you've seen me do here, I learned from and
improvised upon, right outta my koehler book,
recommended by our good professor SCRUF
SHAKE of the UofWI department of behaviorISM
and ed w of petloss dot CON and most of our
group of dog lovers.


Now get the heel outta here you miserable
lying dog abusing Thug.

But first, say CONGRATULATIONS to Linda, lee.

Your Get The Heel Outta Here Wizard. <YGTHOHW;- }

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---- Message -----
From: Linda Daniel
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Monday, January 06, 2003 1:06 AM
Subject: Re: - Re: dog aggression

Thanks for writing--I would be happy to do almost anything to get
your approach out to dog owners
as I know it would save so many lives.

I know at times I was so frustrated I thought of
giving up on Sunshine but of course I never would
have but many people would have.

The world just does not know you can train a dog
in just a few sessions and actually solve problems.

We will be here until late April and we really
have no plans- -just to enjoy the warmth and
sun of Florida, so any time you could meet us
would be great. I drive so I would be
happy to come to you anytime anywhere!

We went to Celebration today and two little poodles got
right into his face and he just sat there--I GOT a little
scared but he handled it just fine.--a couple of times people
would ask his name and want to pet him and he
just went to them tail wagging and rolled over for them
rub his tummy.

He really just is not concerned about people passing, even those
on rollerblades! I have always used a gentle
leader in public but he spent most of time rubbing his
face on the grass--today I used his collar and he was
so much happier!!

Only problem is he will stop to smell and I can not get
stopped soon enough to keep the leash loose. He never
pulled ahead of me but when he gets into smelling I have
a hard time getting him going--at times I think he could
smell a blade of grass for 10 minutes.

I can never thank you enough for giving Sunshine back!!!!!

I wrote to Purdue and told them about him being able to
walk in a crowd with out the /gentle leader and not having
a problem with other people and dogs.

I told them their advice did not work. Their advice was
to use the gentle leader at all times and when he was
around people or dogs to have him sit and reward with
treats--one really good suggestions was to have people
coming toward us stop when he got stressed or aroused
and not move until we backed away-

- can you just see me yelling at people to stop on the street
until I get his attention with treats.

They also suggested the possibility of using drugs-
prozac- but thought he was too dangerous as the drug
would make him less fearful and then he might attack
or beco e more sure of himself and become dominate
aggressive.

Just had to share their great advice with you
but I am sure you have heard it all--even I am
becoming an expert on bad advice. =======================================
"Linda" <llindaleedaniel@msn.com> wrote in message news:3c317fe4.0301072210.7f7ef069@posting.google.c om...


You got LUCKY, Linda... They coulda got Sunshine
DEAD on us. Damned near did... too.

===================

--------Original Post-----------
From: Linda
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Monday, November 04, 2002 11:43 AM
Subject: Re: dog aggression -
Today Seemed Like A Miracle -
WELCOME TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING!

Will try it today and post how well this system works.
We went to a dog class that I had enrolled in for
resocialization--getting him to not lunge and try to
attack every dog he sees, we were at the third class
and I forgot the Halti but he was relaxed and had no
problem with any of the seven dogs-

-in the past he would shake and after a little while
turn away from the dogs and look at the wall. Saturday
he wanted to play with the dogs--he actually pulled
toward the dogs- kinda jumped around like he use to do
before he became aggressive- when he got close to another dog.

Teacher was impressed with him but thought it was from
her class--I didn't tell her anything different-she had
tried but it sure was not working.

Today on our walk a dog went by and he alerted but did
not move toward the dog and when I called him he actually came
with his tail wagging and forget about the dog.

I have told everyone I see about your dog training-
-all my friends and neighbors know I have been so
worried and frustrated with Sunshine's behavior-infact
some would turn around and go the other way so as
not to get close to us.

If people knew how easy it could be to get a dog to
come and listen to you there would be a lot less dogs
in shelters.

I know I didn't know what to do and was afraid I would
have to kill him if he bite someone even though I loved
him so much.

================================

Original Message -----
From:
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Saturday, November 02, 2002 2:37 PM
Subject: Re: dog aggression -
Today Seemed Like A Miracle -
WELCOME TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING!

Sunshine is still acting like a new dog!

Saw a dog today and "good boy-" worked
along with calling him- came the first time
every time. Not even a sound out of him.

Think it is hard for him but he never even
seemed to think about going off-reacting.

The word come has no affect on him just
the phrase--Sunshine come goodboy.

===================================

----- Original Message -----
From: Jerry Howe
Sent: Thursday, October 31, 2002 7:17 PM
To:
Subject: Re: dog aggression -
Today Seemed Like A Miracle -
WELCOME TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING!


----- Original Message -----
From:
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Thursday, October 31, 2002 4:57 PM
Subject: Re: dog aggression HOWEDY _,

Yup. You've got to generalize the come command
to make it 100% reliable. MISTAKES ARE GOOD.
You want him to make a few mistakes so we can
get the sound associated with the command.

O.K. You know to do the HOT & Cold and Family
Leadership Exercises and you'll have a perfect come
command in a couple fif**** minute sessions.

Excellent. We discussed his penchant for eating
leaves and dirt off the ground.

We also discussed that he was rather aggressive,
and you were becoming very concerned about being
able to keep him.

PERFECT. Next time you'll probably not need the sound.
Just remember to vary the origin of the sound each time,
day in to day out, the sequence never breaks.


You'll tell him GOOD BOY and prepare to make
the sound and praise if he continues looking, and
if that fails, you'll ask him to come, keeping in mind
the sequence of the commands with sound and the
distract/praise techniques.

You'll get used to thinking that fast in a couple more days, no problem.

Yes, it takes a bit of a knack to get it just right, but if
you fail, not to worry, you'll be able to get it right the
next time. We don't lose points for "do overs" as long
as we get the pup under control fast and EZ.

That's HOWE COME that dependable come
command is so necessary.


Yes, I recommended you may want a friend to
help because of your disability.

Right. Should be about a second between requests and
the sounds on the second and fourth commands and
move off into the FPLX if that fails, and continue the
technique. EZ, huh???


Yeah, I don't know if you're able, but do try to handle the
lead exactly as instructed. It'll feel uncomfortable for a
few days, but we don't want that lead tangling and
accidentally pullin on him.


Psst! If you've got fair strength in your hands, let me
do the worrying for you... O.K.?


Well, you know I told you it was the overcontrol of
the lead that triggers positive thigmotaxis, the opposition reflex.


That ALWAYS works. All my Mrs. got to do is tell me
good boy and I'll do anything she asks. Hey? I think
I just figgered out HOWE COME she always gets
her way with me...


Any sound will suffice, even an extraneous and coincidentally
but well timed sound will work, maybe even BETTER.


WELCOME TO WITS' END DOG TRAINING!

Naaah. There's nobody that has such fast EZ safe gentle
methods. I'll be on TV soon enough with my Doggy Do Right (And
Kitty Will And A Rooster Did And A ****atoo
Or Two Did Too) machine.

But that's just gonna give me the floor to discuss the
state of the art of the animal behavior industry.

Would you do me a favor? If you're on the internet,
I'd sure appreciate it if you'd repost this to the groups,
a lot of people are saying terrible things about me and
tellin folks reports like yours, are FORGERIES by ME.

Thank you for being a good student.

Yours, Jerry.

----- Original Message -----
From: Jerry Howe
Sent: Sunday, October 27, 2002 10:24 PM
To:
Subject: Re: dog aggression

Dog training isn't LUCK. You'll do perfect or I'll get the
heel outta this business... Yours, Jerry.

----- Original Message -----
From:
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Sunday, October 27, 2002 4:32 PM
Subject: Re: dog aggression


Will let you know how it goes!!!--thanks for the encouragement

----- Original Message -----
From:
To: Jerry Howe
Sent: Sunday, October 27, 2002 12:16 AM
Subject: Re: dog aggression HOWEDY _,


Me too, but not with your problem. This one's EZ!

He's gonna be EZ. He's not even thinking about
you when he bites. He's just overexcited trying to
PROTECT you. That'll diminish immediately through
simply handling the lead properly, gettin the control
and attention through the praise conditioning and
distract/praising his aggressive thoughts before he
gets out of control. EZ stuff.


Sound/praise and repeat as necessary. Just remember
to always vary the direction the sound comes from. You
might need a helper to produce the alternate sounds in time.


In a couple days that'll cause him to come back to you.

He'll straighten out in a couple days of EZ work.

Yes, but he wasn't conscious of YOU, he's in a fury protecting you.

Excellent. You'll be able to handle him EZ like that.

That would complicate and slow things down.


In a couple days you'll have the control
to stop him after he's started.

That was predictable!


At least he's consistent. That's GOOD!


Of course. He sounds PERFECT. This is the kind of
dog I'd go out of my way to get for myself...

Yeah, kinda like me...


You're gonna be EZ.

He sounds like a great dog!


He'll learn the same manners when in pubic.

We'll fix him up in a couple days of EZ work.


Pssst! It's already in the bag...

Not to worry, that'll be past history in a couple days.


It is. Just follow the techniques and ask me if you
need any help. I've got all kinds of fast EZ solutions
for any problem you could encounter.

Everything you've tried has relied on bribes force and confrontation.


And instead of trying to force him to stay in control,
you'll PRAISE his first aggressive thought and he'll
move in close to YOU to protect you, not charge at
others. He'll learn FAST that you want the aggression
and he'll want to use it BEST for YOU, so he'll do
EVERY THING you ask the first time.

I'd LOVE to have a hundred dogs just like him today.


Right, but here again, you're relying on some degree
of force to control him. That will ALWAYS trigger
the OPPOSITE of what we want, telling him to be
aggressive, not to pay attention to you and your safety.

Once he sees THAT, you're gonna need a shoe horn
to PRY him AWAY from you.

In fact, when you WANT him to attack someone all you'll
have to do is let him see someone and gently pull back
on his collar without sayin nuthin, and that'll set him off...

Good, that'll make it REAL EZ to teach him my methods.

Fine. We'll forget the treats and use the click differently for our puporses.

CONGRATULATIONS in advance...


No need to. It's already DONE.


Do me a favor? If you could keep a record of our
discussions and your work with your pup, and
send it in to the news groups I participate in, it'd
be a great benefit and inspiration for others in the
same or similar situations.

Welcome to Wits' End Dog Training.

Yours, Jerry. ================================
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