thepuppywizard

Would Oscar Prefer To Be Trained, Or Dead? -
John Stossel's Dog


12:11PM PDT, Oct 8, 2003


LikeWIZE, although The Puppy Wizard hasn't
followed his programs regularly.


John has done some admirable reporting.


Dog training is an enigma to most university trained
psychologists and traditional professional trainers,
who rely on bribes and denial, rewards and punishments,
avoidance and rejection, disguised as training.

INDEEDY. HOWER behaviorists featherbed and
shirk their obligations by saying it'll take a long
time and patients and blame the dog while
relying on the most base physical leverages they
can CONnive in the laboratory and spHOWET
it off as SCIENCE.

They'll prHOWEDLY cite SUCCESS at 75-85%
CONsistency, accepting 15-25% DISMAL FAILURE
as the NORM. Of the FAILURES, 5-10% will end up
DEAD, to the tune of 5 MILLION a year in the US alone.

It's time to recognize the difference between the
laboratory and HOWER living room...and FRAUDS
and TERRORISTS who will eagerly hurt and kill
and censor the truth behind their ivy covered walls
simply to avoid EMBARRASSMENT at their failure.

That's simply HOWER HUMAN NATURE.

Journalism??? We're talkin LIFE or DEATH matters.
The lives of HOWER dogs is just the tip of the
iceberg. The SAME SAME SAME SAME techinques
are likeWIZE being taught to parents as DEMONSTRATED
through dog training to their children as the role model
for raising THEIR CHILDREN.

We're talkin abHOWET a highly incompetent model
of behaviorISM being promoted as ACCEPTABLE,
despite the HUGE failure rate.

The Puppy Wizard sez "A dog is a dog as a child
is a child. They only respond in PREDICTABLE
NORMAL NATURAL INNATE REFLEXIVE ways to
situations and cir***stances of their environment
which we create for them.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.
What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual.


The E***PERT professional trainers got LUCKY if they
was able to train John's dog not to pee on the floor.


INDEEDY. And THAT'S THE BEST trainers the Great
City of N.Y. can offer!


Ahhhh, the BALANCED trainer???

You mean, a trainer who knows WHEN and HOWE
MUCH to HURT a dog to train IT?

What it TAKES is NOT available to the dog training
public. What YOU GET is MORE of the same same
same same. The "VERY BEST" trainers in the industry
have monthly NEWS LETTERS and TRAINING TIPS
and mailiing lists and news groups to help their
FAILURES COPE with MISERABLY IMPUPPERLY
HANDLED and TRAINED dogs as THEY'VE INSTRUCTED
J.Q. Public to bodily harm and DEATH.

And it's the same same same same for the PROBLEM
CHILD lists The Puppy Wizard has been STUDYING as
part of HIS CURE for ALL behavior problems in dogs and
children.

The Puppy Wizard concludes ALL behavior problems are
caused by MISHANDLING.


The PROBLEM is the METHODS we've got availaibe
and the ill thought SCIENCE which teaches us
HOWE to FORCE CONTROL of behaviors WE FEAR.

The Puppy Wizard teaches folks all over the Whole
Wild World to pupperly handle and train their dogs
to any levels of discipline or utility they PREFER,
NEARLY INSTANTLY, and FOR FREE, from settin
right here.

The Puppy Wizard SPECIALIZES in rehabilitating
temperament and behavior problems, FOR FREE.

INDEEDY.

Do tell us HOWE you'd rehabilitate this pup?

INDEEDY.

The Puppy Wizard's most difficult student's over HIS
forty sumpthin year career have been psychology and
engineeiring folks, linear thinkers with university degrees.

AGREED.

Dogs and children are extremely sensitive organisms.

You mean, fear force bribery and intimidation.

The Puppy Wizard sez that's the CAUASE of temperament
and behavior problems and physical DIS-EASES of the
likes The Puppy Wizard can barely pronHOWENCE. Stuff
like degeneerative myopathies and neuromyalgias and
endocrine DIS-EASE, even urinary tract inflamations
and bladder stones, glaucomas and dental DIS-EASE.

The MECHANISMS by which these STRESS INDUCED
DIS-EASES are CAUSED has RECENTLY been discovered
by researchers at UofOH and other academic sources, the
same as The Puppy Wizard has been stating for decades.


Ahhh, but that's NOT SO!:

"It is by muteness that a dog becomes so utterly beyond
value."

Like a confessor Priest? Don't bet your dog won't tell on
you...

"With him, words play no torturing tricks.........., " John
Galsworthy.

Their behaviors reflect our words, actions and training
quirks. Jerry HOWE, The Puppy Wizard.


The Puppy Wizard commands 100% TOTAL INSTANT
SUCCESS by using ONLY non physical scientific and
psychological trainin and conditioining techniques.


IOW, you don't think John was using enough FEAR
FORCE and INTIMIDATION.

Ahhhh, but John DID report THE REAL STORY.

The kinda research that brought us the alphalpha rollover
and bribing and withholding affection and confinement and
rejection and punishment?

What John saw was what you get.

The Puppy Wizard DISAGREES. Gentle trainin doesn't
INCLUDE INTIMIDATION FEAR FORCE PAIN BRIBERY
and REJECTION PUNISHMENT and youth in Asia.

Well, THAT'S just NOT SO. You're defending HURTING
DOGS on the basis that a few inept trainers can't
BRIBE and gently FORCE INTIMIDATE REJECT
CONFINE DOMINATE and PUNISH a dog into submission.

That's HOWE COME The Puppy Wizard uses NO
COMPULSION and achieves 100% NEARLY INSTANT
SUCCESS all over the Whole Wild World. GUARANTEED.

And FOR FREE, to boot:

"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right
action as separate, not the wise. If any man knows
one, he enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is
reached by wisdom is attained through right action
as well.

He who perceives that the two are one knows the truth."

"Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.

What is the use of compulsion then? The love and
hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise
from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct
the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
permission from His FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Students CONSISTENTLY
EXTINGUISH ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS NEARLY INSTANTLY...

The Puppy Wizard can SCIENTIFICALLY PROVE
beyond a shadow of a dHOWET that ALL behavior
problems are caused by MISHANDLING and STRESS.

The Puppy Wizard doesn't tolerate accidental bites.

The Puppy Wizard doesn't CONdone HURTIN an KILLIN dogs.

Well, it AIN'T John's FAULT for following the
E***PERT ADVICE of THE BEST TRAINERS
he could find in the HOWETback of N.Y.C.

Oscar can't do nuthin but RESPOND to the efforts
the E***PERTS have TAUGHT John, goin back
as far as his days in the university that CREDITED
him with his PSYCH degree.

Seems every thing John has been TAUGHT by his
dog trainers, in accordance with his scientific university
psychological training IS DEAD WRONG, according to
HIS CASE HISTORY, with Oscar.

The Puppy Wizard holds the UNIVERSITIES responsible
for TEACHING and endorsing the methods taught us
by the greats, like descarte and the other researchers
who've brought us great training tools like the pronged
spiked pinch choke shock and aversive spray collars and
Gentle Leader Neck Twisters.


That's the PROBLEM. The SOLUTION is in NOT
HURTING or CONFRONTING or CONFLICTING
or DENYING DEPRIVING PUNISHING SCOLDING
FORCING INTIMIDaTING and BRIBING your dogs
and children.

THERE ARE NO EFFECTIVE METHODS AVAILABLE,
except The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual.

The so called clicker / treat training (C/T) method
relies on bribes rewards and withholding bribes to
get the dog to "throw behaviors" to elicit the treat.
That teaches greed and mistrust and increases
ANXIETY to a dangerHOWES level, where seizures
and OCD behaviors live.

When a clicker treat trained dog is asked to "sit" to
greet a guest at the door, you may be triggering the
same level of ANXIETY in which the command "sit"
was learned perhaps years earlier. Add a little
"possession aggression" or FEAR of losing the treat
and the dog may explode at the guest withHOWET
anyWON knowin HOWE COME, and GET DEAD.

C/T training has a GUARANTEED 10% FAILURE rate
soon as the animals have access to freedom, according
to the US Military Marine Mammals Corps. A C/T trained
dog may likely prefer the scent of a passin garbage can
to his trainer's offer of a piece of cheese or a weenie, or
a kid with a ball or hot dog or a bunny goin bye lookin
like a weenie on a pogo stick.

Bribing dogs USURPS the handler's authority and teaches
GREED and AVRICE, not dedication trust respect and love.

Force trainin results in aggression and death in at
least 5-10%... As a psychologist, HOWE can you
justify ANY NEGATIVE INTERACTION and reconcile
ALLELOMIMETIC BEHAVIOR with you're kids crawlin
over the dog on the living room floor???

The Puppy Wizard's laboratory is HIS Student's HOWESES.

Using dominance in any manner TEACHES HOWER
DOGS and CHILDREN to BE DOMINANT when they're
SCARED or FRUSTRATED.

Dogs DO NOT have "dominance issues," dog trainers do.

Scott & Fuller blamed the "adolescent rebelliHOWES"
stage on naturally developing psychological growth
stages. That's false. RebelliHOWES dogs are PROVOKED,
or they'd have NUTHIN to REBEL abHOWET.

The developmental stages do occur, but are only relevent
to forming packs and procreating, and are not expressed
unless the dog is MISHANDLED, provoked and challenged
by an ALPHA.

Is THAT what you CONsider acceptable?

Dogs who are CORRECTED or RESTRAINED, even
crated while meeting guests may harbor AGGRESSION
during their entire visit, yet not demonstrate their fear
aggression till the dog is released from the crate or
guest is on the way HOWET the door.

Those dogs are labelled SNEAK BITERS and GET DEAD FAST.

Crate trainin CONfHOWENDS Nature's INSTINCTIVE
HOWEsbreaking Plan and causes seriHOWES anxiety
behavior problems including separation anxiety fear of
thunder, EVEN CAR SICKNESS and self mutilation and
seizures, obsessive compulsive barking whining spinning
digging chewing light/shadow/tail chasing and aggression.

Only a dog trainer who doesn't know HOWE to train
a dog and fears ITS behaviors could justify locking a
dog in a box and calling THAT training, and TEACHING
IT that the box is his DEN and JUSTIFY IT sayin he will
thereby HOWEsbreak himself???

HOWE can teachin the dog his BOX is HIS DEN NOT
TEACH HIM that YOUR HOWES is HIS TERRITORY
to FHOWEL?

Separation anxiety has NUTHIN to do with SEPARATION.
Dogs are not AFRAID of bein in their HOWEses alone,
they FEAR not having their CONTROLLER tellin them
"NO!" "Get OFF" "Don't DO that." The dog FEARS his
owner's return because of MISBEHAVIORS he MAY
THINK OF in his absence.

Most car sickness isn't caused by motion, nor is noise
the cause of fear of thunder. They're caused by the SAME
FEARS that cause separation anxiety, that bein, the
CONTROLLER is not able to stop their absences, or the
thunder or vibration of the car, thereby PROVING the
MASTER'S INABILITY to control ANYTHING.

That's HOWE COME dogs GO HOWETA CONTROL.

They're SCARED. The "trainer's" PROMISES of TOTAL
CONTROL have been proven WRONG to the dog by the
trainers inability to CONTROL the environment.

The Puppy Wizard's first post to John Stossel's website
has been CENSORED. You'll find it on Google under "To
John Stossel From The Puppy Wizard."

It's time for the dog training industry and the
universities who TEACH "behaiviorists" to DEFEND
THEIR METHODS against 100% NEAR INSTANT TOTAL
SUCCESS as PROVEN by the cHOWENTLESS NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Student's REPORTS, after
they've TRIED ALL OTHER METHODS and FAILED.

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
~ Mohandas Gandhi -- Adapted with permission from
his FREE copy of The Puppy Wizzzard's FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ ) >


All truth passes through three stages. First,
it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer

Force training JERRYIZES dogs, and GETS THEM DEAD.

The Puppy Wizard. <}; ~ ) >